That narcissus flower is perfect

Chapter 5 Showing Love

It was a rare Saturday when he didn't need to work overtime. Yu Yue's wish was to sleep until he woke up naturally, but now it was completely in vain.Glancing at the phone, it was only six o'clock in the morning, and the sun hadn't even risen yet.

Suddenly, Yu Yue thought of something, picked up his phone and took a picture of the messy bed, and then posted a message on Moments: I was woken up by that person early in the morning, sleepy!angry!

The word "that person" can be said to have a deep meaning.

After staring at the screen and giggling for a moment, he then threw the phone aside as if guilty of guilt, and began to clean up the mess.

Not only was the bed sheet wet, but the quilt underneath was also damaged. It is now February, not long after the New Year, and the sun is not strong outside. I don't know when the wet quilt will dry.

The more Yu Yue tidied up, the angrier he became. What kind of life is this?Even if he abused a dog in the circle of friends, he couldn't sacrifice his "boyfriend" in a fair manner, but thinking about it carefully, he felt more distressed about himself.

Hastily tore off the bed sheet and hung it on the hanger on the balcony. Yu Yue subconsciously sniffed it with his nose. There was no peculiar smell, but he was not at ease in his heart. He went back to the bedroom directly, squatted in the corner, and looked at the The narcissus wrapped in the head of garlic, I don't know what to think.

After a while, Yu Yue stretched out his fingers and poked on the leaves of the narcissus.

Narcissus shook her head: "Don't touch me."

Well, the little thing is still throwing a temper tantrum.

Yu Yue was about to reach out to fish him out of the water, when he suddenly thought of something, he quickly stopped, and said in a deep voice, "I ask you, do you know how to wet the bed?"

The general column on the side burst out laughing, and the leaves of the narcissus suddenly tightened, directly wrapping the whole body into a ball, completely ignoring Yu Yue's question.

Yu Yue's face was full of black lines, it seemed that General Zhu and Narcissus were not in the same boat, and they always wanted to make trouble.He simply lifted the water tank into the living room and put him on the coffee table: "There are no outsiders now, please answer my question carefully."

The narcissus still didn't move, and rolled itself into a green ball.

Yu Yue observed for a while, but couldn't tell where the nose was and the eyes were. Curiously, he took the narcissus out of the tank, looked it up and down carefully, and even touched it with his fingers, but he couldn't even figure out the front and back.

"What are you doing?" Narcissus was very annoyed by Yu Yue's harassment, and resignedly loosened the two leaves, revealing a small hole in the garlic head, and the voice came from inside, "Don't touch me."

"What's wrong with touching you?" After a period of psychological construction, Yu Yue was not as scared as before. Narcissus gave him a cold face, but instead he regained his energy and bared his teeth confidently, "I bought it with money." Woolen cloth."

"Humph!"

"Speak well, what are you humming?"

Rubbing the hole with her fingertips, Narcissus immediately let out a "bah" angrily.

"It turns out that this is your mouth." Yu Yue stared at the hole for a couple of times. It was pitch black inside, and he couldn't see anything clearly, so he asked, "Do you have teeth?"

Ye Zi curled up and propped herself behind her body, and Narcissus's arrogant voice sounded: "I won't tell you."

"Really not?"

"Humph!"

Yu Yue narrowed his eyes, then suddenly stretched out his index finger and poked it directly into his mouth.

Narcissus: "!"

There was a soft touch from the fingers, and two holes suddenly appeared above the hole, which were bigger than the mouth, and seemed to be eyes.The narcissus whimpering was blocked, and the two leaves waved wildly in mid-air.

Yu Yue put it away when he saw it, and quickly pulled his finger back, saying in surprise, "Not only does he have no teeth, but he doesn't even have a tongue." However, it is amazing that he can make a human voice in this way.

He now somewhat believes what the administrator said, maybe next spring, he might really get a boyfriend.

Yu Yue asked again: "Do you have a nose?"

Probably because he poked hard before, Narcissus became more obedient this time, and after waiting for a few seconds, a small bump slowly appeared on the garlic head.

"What about the ears?"

On both sides of the nose, two protrusions appeared symmetrically, one left and one right.

Yu Yue stared at the garlic in his palm and looked again and again. The distribution of facial features on this face was no different from that of a human being.He frowned: "Are you really a plant essence? Could it be some artificial robot?"

Narcissus said proudly: "I am a vegetable."

Yu Yue: "..."

Yu Yue said: "The leaf is your palm, what about your leg?"

He stared under the head of garlic, expecting the Narcissus to stretch out its two legs, but unexpectedly the Narcissus' voice dropped: "Only plants that have finished blooming can grow two long legs."

"How long are the legs?" Yu Yue asked.

"It's very, very long." Narcissus glanced at Yu Yue's legs coiled on the sofa, and swung the leaves triumphantly, "Longer than you."

"..." Yu Yue said that the length of the legs is acceptable, but he is more concerned about another question, "What about the face, what does it look like?" Can't get hard.

Narcissus's voice was full of pride: "With black and smooth long hair, a bright face, and upright facial features, that's me..."

"Wait a minute," Yu Yue suddenly felt that this description was a bit wrong, "You can't... be a woman, right?"

Narcissus has black lines all over his face: "I am a male."

"Then you have to cut your hair short."

"do not want!"

"Objection is invalid." Yu Yue was extremely persistent on this point. He didn't want to care about suddenly grabbing a hand of hair when he was in a trance, thinking about it would cause goose bumps on his arms.

Narcissus was suffocated, and suddenly his stomach bulged.

Yu Yue stared at him suspiciously, and suddenly saw a small bump protruding from the bottom of the garlic, followed by a stream of water spraying on his face.

"Bah!" Yu Yue jumped up in shock, and wiped his face vigorously, "Are you slobbering or peeing!"

Narcissus laughed happily.

After roughly figuring out the physiological structure of narcissus and its future development prospects, Yu Yue gave him some advice. He found the "Narcissus Growth Instruction Manual", opened it, and read the first page: —

Necessary conditions for the growth of narcissus:

1. Clean water source 1000ml

2. Sufficient light 8 hours/day

3. Gentle caress 24 hours a day

4. Others (remarks: to meet other needs of narcissus)

The first and second items are easy to handle, but the third item is a bit difficult.

Yu Yue calculated carefully, excluding the time for going to work, commuting, eating, preparing for exams, and his nightlife time, he could leave at most two hours for Narcissus' caress every day.Moreover, how to love and caress this "caress"?What method?Which part is the focus?Not sure at all.

As for the fourth item, with Narcissus's tortoise-haired personality, there are probably quite a few requests, so Yu Yue had to pretend not to see it.

Turning to the next page, I was about to find a detailed explanation, but there was only a large piece of white paper on the back, with a few large characters written on the header: Boyfriend Growth Record.

WTF!

Is this over?

Unwillingly, Yu Yue flipped through the booklet. Unexpectedly, in such a thick booklet, only the first page contains substantial content, and the rest are blank, blank, and still blank!

Narcissus struggled out of Yu Yue's hands, bouncing back and forth on the coffee table, with two leaves behind her back: "Since I am your boyfriend, let me set the rules for you first. First, the record of growth must be recorded truthfully. My daily life, I will check regularly."

Yu Yue: "?"

"Second," Narcissus pointed to the little liquid left in the water tank, "This tap water is too dry and astringent, please replace it with clean mineral water, and make sure to replace it with fresh water every day."

Yu Yue: "!"

"Third, your bed is half the size of mine. Every night when you go to sleep, you hug me to the bed. In addition, your pillow cover needs to be changed, which is too hard; from [-]:[-] am to [-]:[-] am, and from [-]:[-] pm to [-]:[-] pm, take me out to bask in the sun. The sun, adjust the time as appropriate in summer. No matter when, the caress you give me must not be discounted."

As Narcissus spoke, he stretched out two leaves to grab Yu Yue's wrist, and the garlic head kicked on the coffee table before jumping onto his arm.Lying down in Yu Yue's palm, Yuanyuan's eyes were gently closed: "Now, I allow you to caress me."

Yu Yue: "???!!!"

The narcissus lying in the palm didn't show any expression, just like the garlic heads sold in the vegetable market, but Yu Yue felt that this little thing must be snickering maliciously in his heart.

mineral water!

bask in the sun!

To caress!

Even he didn't enjoy such a good treatment, but he still had to serve such a plant that he didn't know what kind of plant it would grow into. Yu Yue's heart broke down, he threw the narcissus into the water tank, carried him into the kitchen, turned on the faucet, The rushing tap water rushed down directly, and the huge water flow made him slippery on the inner wall of the water tank.

Narcissus grabbed the outer edge of the water tank angrily: "What are you doing!"

"Change your water, are you full?"

"Stupid human, you wait for me!"

The rough texture of the tap water turned the skin on the surface of the narcissus bulb red. The narcissus hiccupped and sank reluctantly into the water.

Yu Yue didn't take Narcissus' requests seriously at all. When he saw the sun came out, he carried him to the balcony to bask in the sun. It was inevitable that he would sneak into the bedroom again and simply close all the windows.Such a stubborn little thing, it's not enough to let him go.

As for Succulent and General Zhu, after seeing the desolate end of the narcissus, Yu Yue planted them back in the pot and put them on the shelf in the corner of the living room. No one dared to put a fart on the two plants, and no one could see them. These two can also run and talk when they come out.

It's the end of winter now, the sun is not strong, the water tank is placed on the balcony, most of the water in the tank can't be evaporated even after more than half a month, Yu Yue is not worried about the safety of the narcissus at all.In his conception, plants have extremely strong vitality, as long as there is water and sunlight, they can grow tenaciously, so when he heard the leaves of narcissus flapping against the window, he thought the little thing was having a temper again and wrapped himself in the quilt Covered his head and fell asleep, completely ignoring his nonsense.

Anyway, there will only be a boyfriend in the next spring, so let's wait until next year.

Three days later, when Yu Yue stepped into the balcony with his dirty clothes in his arms, he suddenly found the leaves of narcissus floating limply on the surface of the water, and the water in the tank had turned a faint yellow.

"Hey, little thing." Yu Yue raised his foot to touch the water tank.

The articulate Narcissus was silent at this time.

A fleshy and trembling voice sounded in the living room: "Narcissus...is the narcissus dead?"