Chapter 44 dissatisfied
Chapter 44 dissatisfied
Yu Yue sat on the ground with a dazed face, his voice trembling: "Just... even if I let you ejaculate, but according to common sense, I should be pregnant. How could you..."
"You have the ability, but you are pregnant." Yu Tiande fluttered the leaves, and the splashed water droplets hit Yu Yue's face. Yu Yue smiled sheepishly and closed his mouth guiltily.
Don't say he can't conceive, even if he can conceive, he won't.Thinking of having a big belly for several months in the future, he has a psychological barrier.As for Yu Tian, anyway, he is beautiful, even with a big belly, he is also beautiful in a mess, and he doesn't care about such small things.
"Yu Tian, I really like you so much."
Yu Yue couldn't help holding him into his palm, and kissed the onion he had always hated, even ignoring the water stains at the root.
Not only can he be a boyfriend for himself, but he can also have children, and it only cost nine yuan in total. Thinking about it carefully, he probably spent all his luck in this life on buying a boyfriend, which is even more cost-effective than buying a lottery ticket.
Yu Yue suddenly became so affectionate, Yu Tian shook the leaves uncomfortably, and asked suspiciously: "Do you want to have sex with me?"
"How come?" Yu Yue couldn't help raising his voice, "Aren't you pregnant?"
Yu Tian: "Then why are you holding me up? Let me down."
Yu Tian was not honest at all, he moved back and forth in Yu Yue's palm, Yu Yue was afraid of falling on him, so he quickly put him back into the washbasin: "I'll go to work later, can you stay at home alone?"
"No," Yu Tian blinked weakly twice, "Change the water."
Yu Yue looked at the crystal-clear water in the eye basin: "Didn't you just make this this morning?"
Yu Tian: "The temperature is high, it's uncomfortable."
As if to prove that he was not lying, Yu Tian moved uneasily in the basin, the two leaves trembling all the time.
Yu Yue also had no way of judging what would happen to the plants when they were disturbed. Since Yu Tian said it was uncomfortable, it should be uncomfortable.He touched the water with his hand. The water temperature was too high, which was really uncomfortable.
"Okay, I'll change the water for you." Yu Yue lifted Yu Tian up and put it on his shoulders. Yu Tian consciously stretched out the leaves to hug his neck, and swayed his body gently following his footsteps.
"Don't want a basin, but a water tank." Yu Tian pointed to the water tank in the corner of the kitchen, which was where he first lived.
"Okay, I'll change the water tank for you." Yu Yue felt that Yu Tian was more sensitive when she was pregnant, so she cared more about the old things.He simply cleaned the water tank again, filled it with mineral water, and asked Yu Tian to stretch out the leaves to feel it, "Is it okay?"
Yu Tian nodded: "I want to go to work with you."
Yu Yue was stunned: "Why?"
"Otherwise, what should we do when we change the water?"
"You do it yourself."
"I'm not feeling well, oh my stomach." Yu Tian snorted muffledly, two leaves hugged the huge roots, and the slightly opened mouth was full of gasps.
Yu Yue was terrified: "What's wrong with you, what's going on? Let me see if you're going to become a human soon...Okay, I'll take you to work."
The puffing stopped immediately.
Yu Yue: "..."
Grandma, this is clearly a belly attack!
Yu Yue gritted his teeth, not knowing how to teach him a lesson, he was so scared to death just now.Yu Tian lied to someone, and he didn't feel guilty at all. Instead, the old god shook Ye Zi at him from the ground: "I'm pregnant, and I have a reason."
Yu Yue gritted his teeth, who told him to make other people's stomachs bigger.
But... why do you think it's weird?
Yu Yue wanted Yu Tian to change back into a human form and took him to the hospital for an examination, but Yu Tian disagreed with his life and death, and said, if you want to have an examination, then wait until you are pregnant.
Yu Yue could only shut his mouth resentfully, he had no human rights if he was not pregnant.
In order to change Yu Tian's water at any time, he also specially brought half a trunk of mineral water, trying to serve Yu Tian comfortably, so that he can raise his baby with peace of mind.The only regret is that Yu Tian refuses to change back to human form.
Yu Yue begged him kindly: "You change back and let me take a look, just take a look."
"No," Yu Tian wrapped the leaves around the chubby onion and said confidently, "It can't be changed, it's not good for the baby."
"Really?"
Yu Tian nodded vigorously.
Yu Yue didn't believe this nonsense, but Yu Tian didn't want to change, and neither did he, so he could only watch helplessly.He didn't understand why Yu Tian refused to change back?This is not a big deal.
After staring at the onion for a while, Yu Yue suddenly became suspicious: "You said you were pregnant, where is it?"
Compared with the previous ones, the onion did not show any change at all. He remembered that if the narcissus multiplied, new bulbs should split at the position of the bulb, but Yu Tian didn't change at all.
Yu Tian patted the round bulb: "Didn't you realize that I'm fat?"
"No."
The entire bulb is not as big as Yu Yue's fist, so such a small change is really not easy to find.
Yu Tian: "Oh, that's because your eyesight is not good enough."
Yu Yue was speechless for a while: "Then tell me, how long will you be pregnant and when will the baby come out? And you... where are you going to give birth to?"
Is it like humans from...
No, Yu Tian is a man, even if he wants to give birth, he should have it from his ass...
Pooh!
Yu Yue hurriedly stopped his thoughts, the more he thought about it, the more outrageous it became, it was completely irrelevant.
The two spent a day in Yu Yue's office, and when he got off work, Yu Tian asked him to drive directly to the flower shop.Yu Yue readily agreed, and it happened that he also had a lot of things he didn't understand and wanted to ask the administrator.
Carefully carrying the water tank into the door, the administrator was frightened by the battle: "What are you doing?"
Yu Yue said: "Yu Tian is pregnant, I have to hold him."
"What!" The administrator was so surprised that he could hardly close his mouth, "So fast? When did you complete the coming-of-age ceremony?"
"Yesterday," Yu Yue was a little puzzled: "Is this considered fast in the plant world?"
"Let's not talk about the plant world, any world can be regarded as super fast!" The administrator looked suspiciously at Yu Yue twice, "It seems that you made him very dissatisfied during the ceremony."
Yu Yue was stunned: "What do you mean?"
The administrator said: "He can decide on his own whether to accept the pregnancy signal or not. To get pregnant so hastily, it is clear that he does not want to have sex with you again."
"How is it possible, don't talk nonsense." Yu Yue's chest suddenly felt a little cold, and he shook the water tank lightly: "Yu Tian, say something."
Yu Tian didn't move at all, and the administrator was still watching.
Yu Yue panicked from the bottom of his heart, and the smile on his face couldn't hold back.When he found out that Yu Tian was pregnant this morning, he was muttering in his heart, how could he have it all of a sudden in just one night?
"Yu Tian, don't pretend to be asleep for me!" Yu Yue's voice trembled excitedly, "You fucking tell me clearly, what's going on?"
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