Chapter 13 Little Boyfriend
Chapter 13 Little Boyfriend
It was already two o'clock in the afternoon when the administrator arrived at 202 in Luyuan Community.
Yu Yue wrapped his arms around his body and walked anxiously outside the anti-theft door, but he didn't dare to enter the house at all. When he saw the administrator, he seemed to have seen a savior. His first sentence was: "Tell me the truth, You are human, right?"
Before the administrator could speak, Yu Yue directly moved his hands towards him, pinched the flesh on his face with his fingers, and pulled it to the sides vigorously. It was normal, it was human skin.The palm of his hand was on his cockscomb again, but it didn't fall off, it wasn't a wig.
Yu Yue let out a long breath. He really believed in evil before, and naively thought that the administrator was Caijiao.
The administrator slapped his palm down and coughed lightly: "Didn't I show you the information last time, you still don't know what I am?"
Yu Yue didn't believe him, if it was all changed by plants, why is the one at home completely different from him!One has all four limbs, the other has a strange appearance, and at least one galaxy is missing in the middle.
"Don't believe me?" the administrator laughed, "Okay, I'll change myself and show you."
He came as soon as he said it, and only heard a "poof", the man standing in front of him suddenly disappeared, and a yellow pepper the size of an adult man appeared on the spot.The huge colored pepper pestle was in front of Yu Yue, with a fist-sized hole exposed above it: "Do you believe this time?"
Yu Yue took a step back suddenly, and almost fainted from fright again.
Why didn't he give him some time to prepare mentally before transforming?Why!
Suddenly, the anti-theft door of Room 201 was pushed open, and Yu Yue trembled all over. He subconsciously grabbed the pepper's stem and pulled him behind him, trying to block this terrifying big thing with his body.
Sorry to be late.
The anti-theft door was pushed open, and the tenant of 201 showed two small eyes from the crack of the door, staring closely behind him.
Anxiety and panic almost made Yu Yue's adrenaline soar. Just when he thought that the other party would faint from fright, a ruffian voice suddenly came from behind: "Hi, beauty~"
Yu Yue turned around stiffly, and saw that the administrator had turned into a human form, and the heart in his throat had finally landed safely, and cold sweat broke out on his body without any scruples.Mother, I bought a boyfriend for cheap, but I didn't expect to face so many frightening situations. If I had known about him, I would have continued to be a single dog!
Wang!
"Hehe, my friend." Yu Yue smiled awkwardly at the other party.
The tenant looked at them indifferently for a few seconds, and then slammed the door with a "bang", and Yu Yue's arm that was raised in greeting just froze on his forehead without embarrassment.
The administrator's smiling expression froze instantly, rubbed the cockscomb vigorously with his palm, and said through gritted teeth, "Why are you pulling my hair? Are you going to pay if you're bald?"
Looking at his ridiculous look, Yu Yue suddenly realized that this hairstyle and Jiao Di are really twin brothers, and they can be held in the palm of one hand.
Yu Yue took out the key and opened the door. After entering the door, he became cowardly, not daring to approach the balcony.The scene he saw just now directly broke his psychological defense line. When he fainted, he hit his head, and now the back of his head hurts. After waking up, he rushed out of the room immediately, slammed the anti-theft door and called the administrator. Called for help.
"What are you doing stupidly? Hurry up and bring your boyfriend here." While rubbing his hair, the administrator pushed Yu Yue forward. When he saw the appearance of Narcissus, he almost bit his tongue in shock. , losing strength in his hands, he yelled out "Ouch", and almost turned himself into a bald man.
The corner of the administrator's mouth twitched: "Why does your boyfriend look like this?"
Yu Yue: "I still want to ask you, aren't you the same kind?"
administrator:"……"
Obviously, there is no way to solve this problem now.
The two looked at each other, losing their minds for a while.
Yu Yue: "Don't tell me, you don't know how to deal with it."
"I know, I know, how could I not know?" The administrator smiled dryly, then turned to ask the plant squatting in the corner, "What's going on with the narcissus, who will explain it to me?"
Rourou and Zhuzhu had already regained their composure from the morning's fright, and obediently stuck in the flower pot, staring at the person in front of them with four eyes, but did not speak.
The administrator squatted in front of them, fiddled with the pillars with his fingers: "Speak."
Zhu Zhu groaned: "Fatty don't let me say it."
Administrator: "Fatty, tell me."
Rourou opened his big ignorant eyes, carefully glanced behind the administrator, and said in a low voice, "What if I scare Dad?" Previously, Dad was so frightened that he fainted, but Rourou was so anxious that he burst into tears. Papa papa non-stop.
Yu Yue: "..."
Under the gaze of six eyes, he could only bite the bullet and say: "It's okay, just tell me."
In fact, he was not afraid of plants talking, nor was he afraid of "human beings" like administrators, but he glanced at the balcony, and immediately took it back in discomfort—he really couldn't bear that strange-looking little thing.
How could it be so, so, ugly!
Rourou felt relieved, and whispered: "After Dad left, the narcissus suddenly started to grow leaves, and then 'bang', 'squat', 'wow', that's it."
Administrator & Yu Yue: "..."
Zhu Zhu held back for a long time, blushing, and hurriedly took the conversation: "It's like this, after the narcissus grew leaves, the water tank suddenly exploded with a 'bang', blowing him into the air, and lying on the ground again. When he fell to the ground, he cried 'wow', and after crying tired, he fell asleep."
Administrator & Yu Yue: "Oh."
It seems that not only fell asleep, but also slept for a very long time, and there is no sign of waking up until now. If it weren't for the slight ups and downs of the bulb, Yu Yue would almost suspect that he fell to his death.
The administrator pushed Yu Yue: "You, go and pick him up."
Yu Yue frowned: "Why don't you go?"
"He's your boyfriend."
"He's still your employee."
"..."
The two stared at the little things on the balcony, neither of them willing to move.
Narcissus was so disgusted by others, Flesh couldn't stand it anymore, and was about to cry sadly, crawled out of the flower pot with sobs, trying to help him up.
"Fatty, don't move, I'll do it." Yu Yue stuffed Rourou back into the basin, sighed helplessly, shrank his neck and moved to the balcony like a quail. When his eyes fell on Narcissus, he still couldn't control it shivering.
Yu Yue has seen a newborn child, it is ugly, but at least there are quite a few parts that should grow.But this half-human thing in front of him really almost frightened him out of courage.It's nothing to have no hair, after all, he is still young and may grow long in the future.But what is that giant bulb under the neck?The arms are no different from normal humans, but where is the body?Where did the legs go again?
Fearfully picking up the narcissus and putting it on the sofa, Yu Yue immediately jumped back a few steps, took out a tissue and wiped his fingers vigorously.
Until now, the hairs on his body hadn't faded away. If the administrator hadn't forced him to take a few glances, he wouldn't have wanted to see Narcissus's face clearly.
The administrator was in a slightly better situation than him, but he also had a bitter face.
Yu Yue said: "When your company introduces new varieties, don't you consider their appearance after transformation?"
"I've considered it." The administrator straightened his expression, "Please rest assured about the quality of our products."
Yu Yue: "..."
How can he rest assured now?
Pointing at the little thing on the sofa, Yu Yue said angrily: "Come back to me last time, you told me yourself that Narcissus will be absolutely handsome when she becomes a human! Eight-pack abs! Long legs! It's good now, you see Look, how handsome... No, he hasn't even turned into a human yet!"
Yu Yue's voice almost trembled, angry and helpless.What if Narcissus wakes up like this?How narcissistic this little thing was at the beginning, claiming that ugly things had no chance to appear in front of him, but now he is fine, with such a big flag set up, he turned his head and slapped himself in the face severely.
"Say it, say it yourself," Yu Yue sighed deeply, "how do you let him face himself in the future?"
The administrator was puzzled, sitting on the sofa and scratching his hair irritably.
Hundreds of plants passed by his hands, except for those who were unlucky enough to be transformed into human beings, even if they were a little ugly, they would definitely not be lower than the average human appearance.Suddenly such a big trouble happened, but he was anxious.
If everyone looks like this in the future, it seems that his flower shop won't last long.
Yu Yue: "Stop scratching. Wouldn't it be an extra crime for me to be bald?"
The administrator was silent for a moment, then suddenly slapped his head: "No, according to the normal growth trajectory, he should become a talent next spring, right. How come he has changed into a human ahead of time after only two months since he came to your place?"
Yu Yue was puzzled: "You don't even know, how do I know?"
"No, there must be something wrong here." The administrator said, "You took care of him strictly according to the requirements in the instruction manual?"
"Yes."
"Then bring me the record book and let me have a look." He couldn't believe it. According to the manual, how could there be such a big mistake. This is simply a transformation accident and must be recorded in the record.
Yu Yue turned out the record book, and the administrator took it over to take a look, his face sank immediately, and he suddenly raised his head, glaring at Yu Yue angrily.
"what happened?"
"What's the matter?" the administrator flicked through the records with his fingers, and laughed angrily, "Oh, there are so many types of tap water, mineral water, and baby water?"
"Then... isn't that what Narcissus asked for?"
"It's nothing," said the administrator.
Yu Yue: "..."
"But what are these things?" The administrator slapped the notebook on the coffee table. On the open page, it impressively recorded the history of Narcissus drinking, "Classic, pure raw, low alcohol, no alcohol. Alcoholic, and German dark beer, dare you to have a plate of beer-soaked narcissus!"
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