super english family crisis

Chapter 1

Chapter 1 Dear Father-in-Law

[Background: Three years after the Parents’ Association Chaoying collectively lost their horses, Chaoying’s friendship with each other has grown deeper. Although outsiders don’t know their identities, their identities are no longer secrets to each other. ]

"Happy birthday, Captain!" The Avengers walked in together, with happy smiles on their faces.

"Blessings." Natasha said honestly, "But a birthday party? That's not your style, Captain."

"Thanks, sure, it feels weird," Steve replied acknowledging.

He said with a complicated expression: "But Tony had a whim last week and said that he was sorry for missing my very commemorative [-]th birthday, so he hoped to make a replacement."

"Hahaha, that's true, what's your birthday today, captain?" Hawkeye jokingly asked.

"111 years old." Steve replied calmly: "But I think you should dig out the 70 years of my sleep, otherwise, it would be too unfair to me..."

All hahaha.

Then, a burst of music sounded, and Tony walked onto the stage with brisk steps like dancing.

"Please shine a light on me."

He directed the stage lighting engineer: "OK, yes, this way, a little to the left, good!"

Everyone laughed out loud.

Natasha shook her head unbearably: "Oh my God, Sao Bao."

Tony tapped the microphone again to make sure everything was normal, and then snapped his fingers handsomely.

At this time, pictures appeared on the wall behind him. There were pictures of the Howling Commando fighting, and there were pictures of Captain America's performance when he sold the national debt... There were also pictures of the later Avengers fighting.

"Guys, welcome to my husband's 111th birthday party. Omg, a hundred years old, thank God he's still handsome."

He still smiled solemnly amidst the loud laughter, and his big brown eyes shone like stars: "My husband, Steve Rogers, is also known as Captain America. Many people say he is a hero, He is. Oh, yes, coincidence, I am also a hero. But his career is longer than mine, the first time I saw him, I was so excited and said 'Hello Captain, I watched you since childhood The story of growing up'…”

Everyone started booing: "Yes, me too!"

"...His life is a soldier's life. He has fought countless villains! Brave and desperate, he has been frozen for more than 70 years, but his principles of belief have never changed..."

"Dude, Tony did a good job this time." The Winter Soldier whispered in the captain's ear.

Steve nodded sheepishly.

"... Now, he has me and Peter. Although there have been a lot of troubles and conflicts in the middle, we are still a happy family of three. Although occasionally when I wake up in the morning, I will look at the other person next to the pillow Started to wonder about life, 'I'm so fucking good! I'm so amazing, I slept with the main character in a childhood story?'. It felt so weird, like... like Fucking Snow White ?."

Everyone was laughing: "Oh my God, my God, Tony."

"...But, I love you, Steve."

Tony stared seriously at Steve offstage and said, "Peter loves you too."

Steve was moved to the point of tears: "Thank you, thank you, Tony."

"You're welcome, remember to behave better tonight." Tony blinked his big eyes, and lightly licked his upper lip with his tongue.

The whole room was boiling, and the group of superheroes were all booing.

Steve's face was flushed, but his bamboo horse Bucky was still whistling in his ear.

"Quiet, quiet."

The instigator yelled without any blush: "I haven't finished yet, Peter, by the way. Our son Peter was busy preparing his graduation thesis, so he couldn't make it back this time. But we have advanced technology, which shrinks the world. "

He took the tablet and clicked, projected the video on the wall behind and said, "Now, let me link to Peter, so that this silly boy can also celebrate his most respected father's birthday."

Immediately, an interior picture of the Peter University apartment appeared on the wall.

Peter was obviously already waiting in front of the computer.

When the video was switched on, he just stood in front of the camera and waved to Steve on the screen with a bright smile: "Hi, dads, hello. Tony's dad is still the most handsome in the world today, Steve's dad, happy birthday I'm so sorry, I didn't go back to celebrate your birthday, but I swear, after finishing the thesis defense, I will make up the best gift, I love you..."

"Thank you, Peter." Steve looked at his son tenderly with his blue eyes and said, "There is no need to make up any gifts. It is the best gift for you to return to me and Tony safely."

Peter smiled sheepishly.

At this time, Tony pushed an oversized cake, held a cake knife, and squeezed over: "Hi, sweetheart!"

He blew a kiss: "Don't be so polite to the centenarian. If he has me, I will have everything. Come, let's sing the birthday song together and let him cut the cake for everyone..."

Two people, one big and one small, smiled at each other across the screen, and sang the birthday song in unison: "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you..."

Holding the cake knife, Steve felt that this was the happiest moment for him. The two most important people in his life were singing birthday songs for him together, and his family and friends gathered together.

Everyone in the Avengers couldn't help singing along with them.

There is tenderness in the room.

Just as Steve was about to make the first cut, he suddenly heard a faint 'click' on the screen with the four times the hearing of a super soldier.

He was about to remind Peter, "Is the door open?" when he saw a person walking behind Peter on the laptop screen. The person was taking off his clothes while walking, and yelled: "Honey, baby, you My sweetheart is back."

Steve/Tony: Honey? ? ?

"What?" A look of astonishment was evident on Peter's face.

He turned his head abruptly, and blurted out, "Didn't you say you'd be back tomorrow?"

The laptop was wobbly, but it could be seen that in less than 5 minutes, the strange man had already stripped off.

He walked over with his bare buttocks open and said, "I want to surprise you, honey, give me a hot kiss."

"I'm not surprised at all, you go away!"

Everyone heard Peter's desperate cry.

"Wait, who are you videoing with again?" The strange man seemed to have finally noticed something was wrong.

He rushed over with his bare buttocks, and a certain part was swaying, and the range was so large that all Chaoying had an urge to be blind for an instant.

"Blonde hair, blue eyes, big breasts, you like this type? I came back early to surprise you! But this is such a surprise, what's the matter? Did I interrupt your... video playback? It's so interesting, baby, Didn't Daddy satisfy you? You actually found another blond boy with big eyes?"

Blonde boy/big eyes: ? ? ?

"Fuck you, that's my dad!" cried Peter!

"...sugar daddy?" the man asked suspiciously.

"Dad!" Peter was so angry that he wanted to explode on the spot.

"Ah! I'm sorry." The man raised his hand exaggeratedly, covering his mouth with his fingertips like a girl.

But then, he happily squeezed Peter away and ran to the screen: "Baby, come on, let me see the fathers-in-law."

Then, Steve and Tony ushered in a new stimulus...

"Dear fathers-in-law, I am your son's boyfriend Wade, please feel free to hand him over to me."

The naked man showed himself in front of the camera: "I am physically fit, my butt is straight, I can be 1 or 0, my JJ is XX cm long, and my boobs can reach XX cm..."

And then...no more...

Steve smashed the computer.

"I'm going to kill that bastard!"

Shout out to Steve/Tony!

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[Note] The meme of meeting boyfriend on birthday comes from "Why Him", a movie by Fu Lanlan, a very interesting comedy.