dhibooks Chapter 1: Jason Had a Dream
Chapter 1: Jason Had a Dream
Jason had a dream, dreaming that he was sitting in a magnificent palace, surrounded by golden decorations, rubies inlaid on the ceiling, and there was a short, soft-looking bed not far away, but he But the bottom of his ass was hard and uncomfortable - he looked down: Emma!He was actually sitting on the ground!Although slender but bowed, the slender bowed legs turned into two furry animal feet!
"Although it is an animal's leg, it can be seen that it is still not very straight..." He thought for a while sadly, but soon, his excellent brain prompted him to return to the normal thinking line: Is this the case of a horse? !
He didn't realize that he was dreaming, he found a mirror not far away, and when he leaned over to look at it, he tripped over the ribbon, and when he looked at the mirror eagerly, he saw the big furry eyes A sorrel squirrel with a small tuft of white fur on its chest.
He couldn't help but panicked, but at this moment the dream became even more strange, as if he couldn't control his squirrel body anymore.There was the sound of some animal's footsteps outside the door, and Jason sneaked by the door to take a look!my God!There is a big golden retriever outside the door!
Of course, if he was a human, he would never think how big this golden retriever is, mainly because he is too small now.
The golden retriever ran in like a merry-go-round.He was indeed very big, in Jason's eyes he was as big as a giant beast now, his teeth were terribly white and glowed like a carnivore.The poor squirrel shivered in a corner, hoping that he would not be eaten, but the golden retriever bit him.
Jason almost rolled his eyes and flinched.The sense of fear has greatly reduced his IQ. Now let alone thinking about whether he is dreaming, this guy may not even make one plus one equal to several.
But the golden retriever didn't hurt him. This big, fierce-looking dog just took a bite of him, drool all over his body, and then under the panicked eyes of the squirrel, the golden retriever shook his body, and from the thick fur Shake down a bunch of walnuts.
As if his own behavior had been assimilated by the squirrel, Jason looked at the pile of walnuts and swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva.
And guess what?For the sake of walnuts, the squirrel Jason in the dream lost his integrity so quickly!When he recalled it, he was lying next to the golden retriever and eating walnuts! ! !
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No matter what dreams you have, no matter how much you miss your bed, adults should go to work facing the morning sun-Jason only remembers part of his dreams in the morning, but his brain is a little confused, as if he messed up. It's not clear if he is a human now, or if he is still in the squirrel stage, lying next to the golden retriever and nibbling walnuts.Until he cleaned himself up in the bathroom and looked at the face of a normal human male in the mirror—of course he was slightly more handsome than ordinary males, he thought, maybe not slightly—he patted his face with peace of mind. Just throw a few nuts into the morality dream and let him go with the wind == Next, the adult Jason will go to work, what so-called new general manager is going to meet today.
He did not forget to bring his speech manuscript.
Yes, Jason Akers, who was 26 years old at the time, was an employee of a listed company in City A, and his usual job was ordinary clerical work, but as long as there are celebrations like this, welcome parties, etc., He is often dragged onto the stage as a host, or as a speaker to say a few words, not because of his eloquence. In fact, there are countless people in this company who can speak, but it is said that as long as newcomers see With his face, he wouldn't think about leaving, because of such an unreliable relationship, he was actually asked to be the host of this welcome party, which is really stressful.
It is said that their company was invested by a rich boss, but that person is not good at management, and after finishing the procedures and other things, he let go of it, so at this time, a reliable general manager is invited to arrange everything Things are even more important, not only requiring the other party to have brains and ability, but also to have the kind of loyalty that will not seek power and usurp the throne.The previous general manager was very good, but he always has to retire when he gets old. It is said that the boss has defaulted on several times, but finally let him go, so the former general manager recommended a young man to come.
Well, it is said to be very young young people.
But since there are so many young and promising people in this society, even if they know that the general manager will never be over 30 years old, the whole company will not dare to be negligent, so they have to do everything to the best of their ability. Well - welcome to all at the meeting.
That's why I had the following conversation last week:
"Jason, you must smile more when hosting the welcome party, you know? If the other party is dissatisfied, you can look at him with wide eyes, and you must dispel his dissatisfaction!"
"But why can I satisfy him with my eyes wide open..."
"Please don't ask so many questions, Jason, and if the other party wants to hug you, you can let him hug you. If you don't have enough hugs, it doesn't matter if you hug a few more times! After all, the time is very special!"
"But why would a man want to hug me..."
"Please don't ask so much! Just do what I say!!!"
If the urgency of the situation can be divided into levels, then looking at Bobby Singer's 50-year-old face that always feels older, you can see that the urgency of this matter is the highest.
Completely incomprehensible.
But Jason Akers is such a person. Although he doesn't know why those people entrust him with important tasks, he will definitely do what he promises to others, so when he practiced how to laugh and how to laugh on the subway in the morning It's definitely not his fault that he didn't notice other people's nosebleeds when he opened his eyes wide, right? He just wanted to help the company please the new general manager.
He had almost completely forgotten by now that fantastic, incomprehensible dream he had about a huge golden retriever.