Small country with few people

Chapter 21

Then the holy monk began to recall the past, because the king was sent to Su Wang's mansion at a very young age, so the king was particularly impressed by the holy monk's clear memory of the five-year-old.

And the holy monk couldn't forget this king when he was five years old.

Now there must be an echo, this king wants to fuck him.

is in love.

The holy monk's feelings for this king can be described as follows: this king is his little heart, the fire of his desire, his sin, and his soul.

"Don't you remember when you were a child, you put dead mice in my bed, cockroaches in my bowl, and caterpillars and spiders in my books?"

Ben Wang: "..."

The holy monk happily told me about the pain of his youth. I am sorry that I can't feel any innocent childhood memories.

So the holy monk didn't love the original owner that much.

He just loves those good memories.

You don't need to guess the king to know that in the 20 years of his life, the holy monk must have been indoctrinated like Murong Fu every day, "You want to restore the country!" ''If you don't return to the country, what's the use of you! ''If you want to restore your country in life, why should you be afraid of death! '

The king suddenly feels sorry for the holy monk.

Why impose the grievances of the previous generation on the next generation?

The holy monk: "My father also decided to make a marriage contract for you and me..."

By heaven!The historical regret of the previous generation must be completed by the next generation!Otherwise, how will human beings develop civilization and how will they continue? Do you think a monkey with one leg, Lucy, can handle everything?

Ben Wang: "Although I don't remember this matter, the elder's order must not be disobeyed."

The holy monk: "I have already killed my father."

Ben Wang: Holy Monk, you seem to have said something terrible in a serious manner.

The holy monk suddenly pulled out his sword, looked up to the sky and shouted loudly: "I would rather let the world bear me down than let the world bear me down. He is already crazy. It is better for me to kill him than to let others kill him! Only one of us can survive." !"

I don't know what people who are committed to rebellion are thinking.

The king just wanted to comfort the holy monk with a few words, but unexpectedly, the holy monk made a big turn, and the sword lay across the king's neck, "Say, the way to get out."

Ben Wang: "Are you really going to kill me?"

There was a hint of wavering in the eyes of the holy monk, and finally he said firmly, "I must leave here."

The king gave a miserable smile and shook his head: "There is no exit, unless someone finds you and me, the guards of Su Wang's mansion... How did you transfer them away?"

"Put some makeup on."

Yes, I will make you scrambled eggs, scrambled duck eggs, scrambled goose eggs, scrambled quail eggs, scrambled pigeon eggs, scrambled peacock eggs.

This king can't just wait for death. Although he loves the holy monk deeply, this king loves himself even more. The moment the holy monk wanted to kill me, this king used the ecstasy finger, a unique technique passed down from his ancestors. The power is really terrifying!

The whole body of the holy monk was infuriating, his tendons went retrograde, and finally he vomited blood and died.

"Mirror..."

The king crawled over like a dead wife, and held the hand of the holy monk after going through a lot of hardships, "Mingjing, Mingjing..."

The holy monk held the king's hand: "Don't be born in the emperor's family."

A generation of confidante dies.

Since then, the king's hair has turned gray overnight.

Yushu said worriedly: "My lord, my condolences."

Tai Sunyi, the counselor, shook his head and said, "Love is too deep to last."

[[[The above is from【The holy monk weakly leaned on the wall and coughed, his shoulders trembling like weak willows supporting the wind. ] At the beginning, Duben Wang based on facts and reasonable imagination, thank you. 】】】

Then, starting from the fact that the holy monk was fine, continue to use the spring and autumn style of writing to narrate history.

This king tells you that this is a true story.

The only thing that remains the same is that the holy monk is still murderous.

The king tried his best to disguise himself as a stubborn stone standing for thousands of years, the holy monk said: "Su Wang's mansion really has countless organs, it's the little monk who missed it."

This is the normal painting style of the holy monk.

At this moment, there are only the king and the holy monk. If the holy monk wants to do something to the king, the king can't resist at all.As the old saying goes, if you can't resist, you can only enjoy it.

For example, kill the king.

This king will definitely resist!

"My lord knows the mechanism to get out."

The king nodded.

The holy monk was very surprised: "The lord actually admitted this matter so frankly, the lord's heart breaks my heart."

This king only wants you to bend.

"I don't know what is the purpose of the holy monk visiting late at night?"

If the holy monk answers "you", is this king going to resist?The king thought tangled.

The holy monk is not good at seeing the situation: "I don't know how Min'er is."

You ask him?How does this king remember.

I really don't remember, so I turned to the chapter on the holy monk to find out. Min'er is the apprentice of the holy monk, a little red guy.

"It's in the palace, why, didn't the holy monk find it?"

Of course the holy monk was not found. If he were found, he would not be here!

The holy monk: "How is Min'er?"

"It's fine."

The holy monk showed a reassuring smile, "In this case, I am relieved."

Hey Hey hey!Holy monk, why do you act like you are confessing your last words!Why are you going to pass away?It is said that passing away as a virgin will not lead to Buddhahood!Would you like me to help you become a Buddha?

At this time, the trap was suddenly opened, gold and Laifu were surrounded by black heads, no, this king has intensive phobia!

They put down a soil basket that was written as a means of transport, and several hidden guards yelled slogans while pulling it back, "Ho Ho He He He, a bowl of wine, Ho He Ho, pull it up quickly, Ho He Ho—— Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey - "

Ben Wang was born unloved and was pulled up while sitting on a dirt basket.

Taisun Yi ran over in a hurry, plopped and knelt down, the king said: "It's not your fault, it's my carelessness."

Tai Sunyi: "This subordinate is not talking about this."

The king asked suspiciously, "What is that?"

Taisun Yi threw the ground and said loudly: "The Marquis Lie came back from the northwest. When he passed by Zhangye, the secret guard sent a message saying that Xiao Shen had woken up. We sent someone to tease him, but he was caught in the tongue, and there is evidence that we sent someone to do it He also wants to send someone to pick our ladle, saying that we didn't show our tricks, and sent someone to buy a foreigner's little black donkey, which will have already stepped on the plate around the palace, and there are also notes from the six doors. , a few of our brothers have died, the one who came in just now is obviously an old Kuan, the brothers thought about catching a turtle in the urn, so they opened the empty door for him, and those eagle-clawed grandchildren didn't really want to tie the knot, fearing that he would get a kick, they cleared ten A few, the remaining ones have a way to make his monkey cubs appear."

So you heard that Marquis Lie Guo woke up and was going to kill him for a while, but he didn't think that he was caught instead, and then he came to you to kill him, and the holy monk took the opportunity to run in. So that's how he came in. It's not brilliant at all, so disappointing.

So why do you want to engage in Xiao Shen on your own initiative.What happened to Marquis Lie Guo?

Ben Wang looked into Taisun Yi's pure and innocent eyes.

They always thought that it was the king's fault that Marquis Lie's poisoned arrow fell off his horse, and they were just trying to deal with the aftermath of the king.

The king forgave him.

Taisun Yi is really good-looking, especially when he is so engrossed in looking at me.

How can I, who is so unpretentious and upright when I accidentally fell asleep with my subordinates around me, do it?

The king waved his hand, "Okay, you all go down."

At this time, the holy monk had been tied up by Wuhuada, and the hidden guard who went down to check under the trap came up and said that there was nothing wrong with the wall.

Was it just the king's hallucination?

Could it be that my king's brain has already started to affect my eyesight?

The king threw all his subordinates out of the room, and now only the king and the holy monk who was tied up were left in the room.

Oh, what should the king do?

By the way, you should take off your pants first.

And because of the routine problem, someone must come to disturb at this time, Laifu kicked open the door of the king's room like hell, Laifu usually struggles to carry a girl, now this is to get through Ren Du's second channel?Laifu yelled sadly: "The prince will play again later! The Marquis of Lie Guo came to the door!!! He threatened to go crazy!! Cut the prince's penis!!"

Lie Guohou actually came up with such a vicious trick, I didn't see it!

Now that the Marquis of Lie Guo has already come to his door, this king can’t sit still. Although the first assassination was accidental and it wasn’t me who did it, but the second time was done by my own people. As the boss, it’s only natural for him to take the blame for his subordinates .

The king wiped away his sad tears and told Laifu, "Take care of this spy."

In front of the gate of the palace, the elite soldiers of Marquis Lie are playing the King of Qin's Breaking Battle Song. The front one is a hairless, eight-foot-tall boy. Damn, is this bastard an adult?

Lie Guohou held a silver Overlord Spear and said arrogantly: "You are King Su?"

It's my dad.

"What's your business?"

Marquis Lie jumped off his horse, but he was actually shorter than the king.

He seemed to have noticed this and stopped. He must be jealous that the king is taller and mightier than him. As soon as he raised his hand, two soldiers escorted a man with a rag in his mouth and was pushed over. The soldiers After removing the rag, the man cried and said, "My lord!!! My lord wants to make decisions for the little one!!!"

Paralysis is actually an acquaintance!Isn't this the third master Huang of the palace!

This king remembers that he was ordered to be domineering!

Could it be that the specific act of your domineering decree was to assassinate the Marquis of Lie, and you were caught right away?How much dedication and dedication do you have to do this kind of thing?Does this king have any grudge against you?

What Huang Sanye provoked was not a matter, but a criminal.

But the king can't blame him yet.

But why did Huang San shout it out in public?

Lie Guohou's face turned blue.

Huh?What is he green?

A counselor next to Marquis Lie came out and said, "I think this person is not a subordinate of King Su, and I don't know who sent him to frame King Su. Please don't be offended, Lord Hou is young and ignorant..."

what's the situation?

What is this development?

The king was taken aback by this divine development.

But this king, who is well versed in the philosophy of tearing, understood in the blink of an eye: King Su sent someone to kill Lord Hou, could he send such a stupid person?Of course not, so this person is likely to be someone from Su Wang's mansion to frame him.The second possibility is that the assassin who is paralyzed is really clever. If he shouts in the public, no one will believe that he is King Su's man. If someone believes such a clumsy deception, he will not be a fool.

So the king turned the crisis into safety.

Lie Guohou withdrew with his people.

The king brought Huang San in, and Huang San wailed all the way, "My lord, don't skin me! Don't skin me alive!"

The king kicked him aside in disgust, making trouble.

Is it fun?

Not fun.

After having Huang San imprisoned in a small black room to write a self-criticism, the king went to the holy monk to play the game of looking for chicks under his skirt.

But when the king returned to the room, he found that the handsome Lai Fu and the holy monk had rolled together.

Don't stop me, the capital will be bleeding like a river today!

At this moment, neither because of you nor you are my destiny can calm down the king's anger, the king may explode!Huang Daxian wants to break the seal on his belly, at least he can release the strength of Siwei!

This king's heartache is unbearable, causing Xiao Qiang to suffer...

The king shouted loudly: "Laifu!"

Laifu climbed up from the holy monk, "Yes!"

"Relax and stand at attention!"

The king sent people to bring Laifu into the dungeon. The dungeon, as the name suggests, is a place for violent torture. It follows the policy of being frank and lenient and resisting strictness.

Laifu's face was ashen, he must have a guilty conscience, the king ordered the national teacher to be watched, and approached Laifu with a hot red soldering iron. Laifu was shaking like a kang sieve. He pressed hard three inches below his navel.

An admiring call shattered the king's fantasy, and the person in charge of the dungeon said: "My lord, I am proficient in 100 kinds of instruments of torture. I once scored full marks in the written test of the punishment test. I am the only one in this dynasty who can cut [-] pieces alive in [-] years." Six hundred knives and the prisoner won't die... The younger one also has a younger brother who is best at skinning people alive. When the skin is peeled off, the person is still alive. When the manacles are uncuffed, the person will be scattered all over the ground. Brother will perform for the prince..."

The king was so frightened that he wanted to jump into the generous embrace of the national teacher, but the national teacher was no longer there.

Before the king could show his power, Laifu himself made all the moves. It turned out that he was an undercover agent sent by King Ning.

Wait, why is there something about King Ning everywhere?

Laifu was so frightened that his nose and tears flew together, "My lord! It was King Ning who did it all!"

The little brother of [-] knives reminded the king: "Will the prince want to have a trial for Huang San who was sent yesterday?"

This king took a deep look at him, if it wasn't for today's accident, this king would definitely not know that there are such talents in Su Wang's mansion.

With a wave of the king's hand, Huang San was escorted up and tied to the same torture frame as Lai Fu. The two brothers and sisters looked at each other in dismay, and the hair on their legs fell all over the floor.

Huang Sanyi didn't sleep well all night, her face was swollen like an avocado...

Seeing his miserable appearance, the king suddenly didn't want to punish him.

This king is such a soft-hearted man.

Huang San came over crying and chirping, the word crying chirping is a bit disgusting to use here.

"You stand up and talk."

Huang San began to narrate the recent situation of his misbehavior according to the order

For example, seduced the mistress of the general's housekeeper

Smashed the bar of the casino restaurant

Strong buy and strong sell...

and many more

No wonder the geometries in the accounts of the Wangfu have skyrocketed recently.

"The little one thinks these things are too trivial, anyone's evil slaves can do it, and it can't reflect the standard of our Su Palace, so the little one decided to kill Lie Guohou!" Huang San showed a ferocious expression.

wait! !The span is too big, this king can't accept it for a while, let this king take it easy!How do you think that you have leaped from primitive society to the space age all of a sudden!Didn't you see that when Ben Wang just wanted a toilet, he would be blocked by the universe?