dhibooks Chapter 6
Chapter 6
Chapter 6
"About the summary report of the last mission, I have read it..."
Nick Fury stood at the conference table, speaking to the agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
It's a pity that no one listened carefully, because everyone was distracted, including CaptainAmerica.
Natasha, the black widow, was sitting in a corner of the room. She laid her slender thighs on the table casually, deserted openly, and slid her fingers on the phone.
Then, she tapped her best friend, Commander Maria Hill, on the shoulder and showed her the screen.
Maria took advantage of the moment when the one-eyed black chief turned his head, and glanced hastily.
The glamorous female agent immediately showed a beautiful smile as if the ice and snow had just melted, and the two of them got together and communicated intimately in a low voice.
This caused all the male agents to be unable to continue to pay attention to the boring post-war summary.
They were curious and couldn't help but secretly looked at this pair of beautiful female agents with their own characteristics.
Natasha: [Look, Maria... The captain's melancholy thinking photo. JPG, she looks like a young girl in spring. ]
Maria: [Why not a boy? ]
Natasha: [Because of the beauty. ]
Maria: […for good reason. ]
Natasha: [Guess who he's thinking about? ]
Maria: [Do you have something to do? ]
Natasha smiled mysteriously: [Last night, I saw him taking condoms and lubricants in the supermarket. ]
Maria: [You read that right?Really Captain?Really are? ? ? ! ! ]
Natasha nodded very positively.
Maria's eyes widened in surprise, she was speechless for a while, and then she could only reply one: [The old tree is blooming? Yooooooooo...]
However, when the two female agents were free to gossip about 'Wei Guang is a male colleague'...
'boom--! 'There was an explosion, and a piercing siren sounded.
The two of them immediately suppressed the smiles on their faces, and quickly jumped up. Natasha quickly concealed herself, while Maria leaned slightly and held the gun directly.
"What's going on?" Nick Fury yelled.
The captain stood up, clenched his shield tightly with a serious expression.
But at the next moment, a violent heavy metal rock music resounded throughout SHIELD: "... TNT. and I'll win that fight, TNT. I'ma powerload, TNT. watch me explode... Load, TNT, watch me explode...)"
"This taste..." Natasha thought about it and said, "Why is it a bit like Stark?"
"Congratulations, you got the answer right, ma'am." Tony Stark's unique metallic voice sounded along with the music: "Hi, do you miss me?"
"You fucking hacked SHIELD's system again? sonofabitch! What the hell are you trying to do?" The black one-eyed chief scolded angrily, "Are you going to start a war with SHIELD, Stark?"
"I really want to satisfy you, Director. But my time is precious, and I don't have this plan in the near future. So, let's make an appointment next time!" Tony replied nonchalantly: "I not only hacked the Aegis system, I also smashed the I opened the door of your house. That door is a little unfamiliar, I accidentally knocked on it when I knocked on it, and I will be the account holder..."
"Tony." Natasha, an experienced red-haired female agent, subtly called his name in a soft tone, and said in another way full of comfort: "What happened? Do you need my help? I thought we were friends..."
"Oh, of course, I'm good friends with all the beauties." Tony said frivolously, "However, it's not about beauties this time."
Then, he was silent for a while, then suddenly raised his volume, and yelled like he was singing rap: "Captain America, don't hide inside and keep silent! I know you are here, you have the ability to snatch men, you have the ability to come out! Come out, come out, come out, come out, come out!"
It's like the magic sound of TMD.
His last voice echoed throughout S.H.I.E.L.D.: 'Come out, come out, come out, come out——! ! ! ! '
Nick Fury had a whatthefuck look on his face.
He looked at the captain with that single eye incomparably complicated: "Captain, you and Iron Man... rob a man?"
Steve looked devastated.
With a headache, he held his forehead with one hand and tried to explain: "No...it's not like this...I..."
"I believe you, Cap." Natasha looked at Steve sympathetically. "Tony is just an unreasonable bastard."
Steve: "Thank you, Natasha, but things…"
"However, I support you!" Natasha stepped on high-heeled shoes and walked over in a charming manner.
She patted Steve on the shoulder and said encouragingly: "Good job, captain! It seems that I really underestimated you before. You don't need my help to find a partner at all, you are a master at poaching Tony Stark's corner! "
She gave a thumbs up with an admiring expression.
However, Steve just wants to dig a hole and bury himself, or better yet, refreeze.
At this time, Tony's magic voice began to echo again on the SHIELD radio: "CaptainAmerica, don't hide in there and keep silent! Don't hide in there and keep silent! I know you are here, I know you are here Here! You have the ability to snatch men, you have the ability to come out!! You have the ability to snatch men, you have the ability to come out!! Come out, come out, come out, come out!”
"Come out, come out, come out, come out!"
"Single-on and group fights are all up to you!"
"Come out, come out, come out, come out!"
"It's a man, come out!"
"Come out, come out, come out, come out!"
"Daddy'shadenoughnow."
"Come out, come out, come out, come out!"
"FUCK~! YOU~!"
The author has something to say: Repeat: Funny article, I know it’s exaggerated, but it’s just a funny article, don’t research 233333