dhibooks Chapter 1
Chapter 1
Chapter 1
Note: Identity stemming, the identity of the captain has not been disclosed.
After the Battle of New York,
Taking off his uniform and helmet, Steve tried to find a job as an ordinary person.
He has been wasting more than 70 years, but he doesn't want to waste any more. Could it be that when he died, when he was asked 'what have you been doing all your life', he could only cough awkwardly and say, "Ah...I fight, Fighting all the time, for the country, for the people, for the earth..."
Life sucks just thinking about it.
"I don't want to be seen as a war lunatic," he confided to his former first love, Agent Carter.
Those gentle blue eyes showed a hint of distress: "I'd love to do something with my own power. But in my spare time, I mean outside of maintaining world peace, let me be like a normal person, simple work, make a little money, go to a community party, what, doesn't everyone party much now? Oh, they use the Internet... well, I'm glad the rules of football haven't changed in this day and age, otherwise I wouldn't even I can't even read a football game..."
The understanding Peggy comforted him and said: "...Steve, it was your battle that made everyone win peace."
She raised her already shriveled hand with difficulty, and gently patted the captain's wrist: "So, go and enjoy it... Enjoy the peace you've won...Steve, you deserve it."
So, Steve worked up the courage and asked Nick Fury to introduce him to a job.
Considering Captain America's state of being 'uneducated, semi-illiterate, and seriously derailed from the times', the black one-eyed director thought for a while and asked seriously: "Do you have any bad views on manual workers, Cap?"
"How come?" Steve said in surprise, and then, very honestly replied: "Work doesn't matter whether it's high or low."
Nick Fury nodded incomprehensibly, and sent Steve to Stark Industries—the boss Tony Stark's special decoration brigade, and became a glorious decoration team worker.
There is a boss who always likes to blow up his home to pieces, breaks the roof from time to time, and smashes the windows from time to time.
It doesn't seem so incomprehensible that Stark Industries maintains a professional decoration team.
This decoration team mainly serves the boss, and occasionally as a company benefit, it will also be sent to do some cost-price decoration for the employees of Stark Industries.
Therefore, the scale of the decoration team is not small, and the interior is divided into four teams that take turns to be on duty.
Except when the boss makes a big move, the whole team is mobilized, and the other small decoration work is usually done by these four teams in turn.
And this job fully meets the captain's requirements: normal (selling physical strength), no need to go through the back door (the captain's hand speed was amazing when he was laying tiles for the first time, and he was hired immediately), no degree is required, and the working hours are flexible (when the boss doesn't When the home was smashed, the decoration team was basically resting, so that the captain would occasionally run to save the world).
"Actually, you also know this boss who likes to smash his own house to pieces." Nick Fury added a few more words, introducing as tactfully as possible: "Iron Man... yes, that short guy who bickered and quarreled with you before .”
"Howard's son, big-eyed, smart and brave, but the one who doesn't obey orders?" Steve recalled with the thinking of a team leader.
"It seems that you are deeply impressed by him?" Nick Fury raised his eyebrows and said with a sigh of relief: "It's easy to handle, how difficult he is, you must have a deep understanding. Normally, you two meet Not above. But if you do meet, be careful, don’t let him discover your identity as Captain America, he is very sensitive.”
Steve, who had long thought that Iron Man was very difficult to communicate with, after learning that the other party's daily life was actually such a thing as 'often blowing up his home', the expression on his face immediately became extremely serious: "Okay, I will be careful made contact with him."
(Nick Fury: Wait, are you misunderstanding something?)
In this way, Steve successfully joined the job.
Moreover, after a one-month probationary period, he successfully conquered all the workers in the decoration team with his personal charm (strong, beautiful, good-natured), and was promoted to be the captain of the fourth decoration team.
(The workers discussed in private: "That nympho HR is definitely looking for Steve, otherwise how could he be promoted so quickly." "Hey, there is no result, a female white-collar worker and a poor worker." )
(Thus, when they were free and free in their daily lives, they had already imagined a 20-word love story between a rich girl and a poor boy, which was as epic as the Titanic.)
Steve didn't notice it, he felt happily: this job brought him a sense of accomplishment far higher than 'saving the world'.
Steve, who helped several Stark Enterprises employees decorate their new homes and received countless praises, finally ushered in the heavyweight "boss task".
Tony Stark (during the experiment) accidentally blew up the roof of a villa, and the rest of the house was also blown up.
After Steve received this task, he was very dedicated and ran to ask the crazy Miss Pepper: "Excuse me, what style do you want to decorate this time?"
"Are you new here?" Probably because this 'decoration worker' is so handsome that people can't take their eyes off, and Pepper, who is too busy to do his own thing, also subconsciously glanced at him.
But soon, this strong woman got her full attention by another important document, and replied casually: "Whatever, Tony doesn't care anyway."
How can someone not care about their home at all?
(Tony: Because it's just a place to sleep, not a home.)
Steve, who didn't know that local tyrants had real estate everywhere, and didn't cherish this villa at all, felt quite complicated.
But he soon turned his divergent thinking to serious work.
This is an opportunity, an opportunity to play to your strengths.
So, because of Pepper's words of 'whatever', Steve, who used to be an art student, gave full play to his fighting spirit.
He renovated the rebuilt villa according to his own aesthetics and the warm appearance he imagined.
Although other workers in the decoration team were very puzzled.
They whispered in private: "Why did the boss who took the cold and hard style of future sci-fi suddenly change to the warm and sweet style of family?"Is this a sign of getting married and having children? '
But Steve felt that he had performed extremely well, a warm and sweet home should be like this now...
Then he had to talk face to face with the difficult Iron Man.
"I don't understand, why are my walls and ceiling painted green? What's the pattern on the wall?" Tony said deadpan.
"Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, haven't you seen it?" Steve asked in surprise.
"No no no... I mean, why paint this on the wall? I'm fine with painting me a nude Marilyn Monroe, but what the fuck is that."
Steve struggled to swallow the word 'language'.
With those serious blue eyes, he looked at Tony with great disapproval, and asked patiently, "Don't you like this pattern?"
"Not at all. Even if I were 20 years younger, I wouldn't like this stuff."
Tony crossed his hands, drew a big 'X' in front of him, and said jokingly: "Please, even if you don't paint me a beautiful woman like Marilyn Monroe, at least paint me Captain America." , at least his chest is big enough."
He didn't notice that after he finished saying this, the old-fashioned 'renovation worker' wearing a yellow hard hat on the opposite side blushed as if on fire, and there was still a look of irritation in his eyes.
He continued wandering around the room on his own, expressing objections non-stop: "...Also, who chose the goose-yellow curtains over there? God! You even used stained glass, etc., What is that, a glow in the dark sticker?! Oh, boy! Dude, what's wrong with you? Is your wife about to give birth? This is so... so childish!"
"Green ceiling, environmental protection, eye protection, you spend too much time in front of electronic products." Steve patiently explained for his work: "The pattern on the wall can be changed if you don't like it, but the light yellow curtain , will help people relax tense spirits, stained glass will make people feel happy, and..."
"Remove, dismantle, reinstall everything!" Tony covered his forehead in a very speechless manner.
He yelled: "God, your aesthetics and opinions are just like my mother's. I said, are you still living in the last century? God, you made the house like this, how can you let me take the girl Are you coming to sleep? This simply gave me an illusion that when FMD was in the middle of going to bed, my mother would immediately open the door and come in..."
What kind of bad metaphors are these?
Houses are for taking girls...well, girls to bed?
Steve felt really old and didn't understand what young people these days were thinking all the time.
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