Seongnam monsters

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([-]) About cooking

It's not that Si Nian doesn't know how to cook, he never cooks, it's just because he's lazy.After all, when Si Nian was young, no one took care of him. If he didn't do it himself, he would starve to death.

During the third winter in Lanyuan, Lu Shi delivered a large box of wild mushrooms and a pheasant.It just so happened that Chef Wang asked for leave again, so Si Nian was rarely interested in building a bonfire in the snow in his yard, stewing soup and roasting mushrooms, and then heating a pot of sake on a small stove, tasting and drinking slowly, a bit idle interest.

Duan Zhang came home from get off work just in time for this big meal.

At this time, Si Nian had already drunk half a jug of wine, sitting cross-legged on a bamboo mat covered with a cashmere blanket, his winter clothes were slightly uncovered, and he didn't seem to feel the cold at all.

Duan Zhang glanced at the scattered iPads and pillows next to him, and it was a bit difficult to deduce how long he had been in the snow.After scanning again, there is no pair of fluffy slippers that Duan Zhangxin bought for him.

"Where did you hide your slippers again?" Duan Zhang was helpless.

"I didn't hide it, who cares about your two pairs of slippers." Si Nian took a sip of wine with his head up, resting his chin, not paying attention.

Duan Zhang didn't argue with him, went into the room and changed clothes, then found the slippers from under the sofa familiarly, went outside again and put them by the table.

Si Nian saw it and clicked his tongue lightly.

He really doesn't like wearing shoes, the colder he is the more he doesn't like to wear them, and looking at what style Duan Zhang bought for him, those who know it say it's slippers, those who don't know think he has two rabbits squatting on his instep.

I've told you eight hundred times, I'm not cold.

"Okay, just show it to me as a show." Duan Zhang didn't force him to put it on now, but it was cold in the snow, so he had to wear it when walking.

Si Nian poured him a glass of wine with a smile, raised his eyebrows at him, and said, "What slippers do you want, won't you carry me in?"

"You said it yourself."

"I did not say."

Turning black and white and denying it flatly, Si Nian became more and more familiar with this, and his face was not red and his heart was beating, and he was not ashamed but proud.Because countless times of experience told him that Duan Zhang's execution ability is too strong, there is nothing in the world that he dare not do or cannot do.Be careful that misfortune comes out of your mouth, regret is useless.

But you still have to tease. This is his boyfriend. If you don't tease him, your hands will itch and you will feel uncomfortable.

Duan Zhang let him make trouble, his eyes shifted to the wine in his hand, but he didn't drink it for a long time.At the end, he looked at the soup and roasted mushrooms that were stewed on the campfire, and asked, "Is this the first time you've cooked for me?"

Si Nian: "Are you moved?"

"move."

"There will be no second time to be moved."

The butcher ruthlessly snuffed out Duan Zhanggang's fantasies, took a bite of a bunch of grilled mushrooms, and showed disgust—to be honest, his cooking skills are really not good, and he is limited to open-air barbecues.

After all, Shrike is a skewer expert.

Duan Zhang couldn't help laughing, and took the fungus in his hand: "Let me do it."

The mushrooms reprocessed by Duan Zhang have a tangy aroma and the seasoning is just right.Seeing that Si Nian was eating happily, Duan Zhang went to the kitchen to get some ingredients to roast. After feeding the little bird, he slowly ate the remaining roasted mushrooms.

While he was eating, Si Nian leaned crookedly against him with the jug in his hand, talking to him while drinking.Sometimes chatting, sometimes talking, talking nonsense.

The important thing is that no matter what he says, he can catch up, and he is a confidant.

([-]) Drinking capacity

Having been with Si Nian for three years, Duan Zhang still doesn't know how much Si Nian drinks, because no matter how much he drinks, he doesn't seem to get drunk.Sometimes you think he is drunk, but in fact he is very sober and deliberately playing tricks on you.

Duan Zhang is also a bit bad-tempered, he really wants to see Si Nian drunk, and Qin Tezhu gave him a new book of monster miscellaneous talks, which says that most monsters tend to show their true colors when they are drunk.

Will Si Nian's original shape be that of an ordinary Shrike?Is it as big as his palm?Duan Zhang is looking forward to it.

But three years have passed, and Si Nian has never been drunk once, and the consequence of not sticking to Si Nian's drinking is that the production of sake is too small to supply at all, so Duan Zhang had to open a winery dedicated to brewing sake .

The distillery is small in scale, and the large and small employees are all ghosts from Hejing. The sake produced is only sold in the ghost market, except for supplying Si Nian, and the price is expensive.

A few months ago, the Railway Operations Department of the Demon Control Bureau negotiated an order with the winery, asking the winery to supply sake to the Beiguo special train every month. The price of a single bottle is 9999.

For this reason, many monsters say that Duan Zhang is a black-hearted businessman who specially came to harm their demon world, not only occupying their big demon, but also earning their money, but the price is much lower than when Duan Zhang received wine from the black market. , the absolute cost price.

After the establishment of the winery, more people came to enjoy the autumn breeze.This refers specifically to Shangsi in the Eastern District.

Shang Si has been in the demon world for thousands of years, from the Nine Heavens to the Pagoda of Rebirth, there is no fine wine that can escape his clutches.The wines in different places have their own characteristics. The wine in Yaochi is the most fragrant, the wine in Grassland is the strongest, and the wine in Hejing is the most refreshing. It is suitable for leisurely drinking.

Si Nian didn't welcome him, because every time he came, he would take a case of wine with him, and he never paid for it.

Of course, sometimes Si Nian would drink with Shang Si, although the two of them didn't like each other, they were good drinking buddies.Because in the four districts of southeast and northwest, Fu Xitang is an elegant layman, he can always drink as much as he can, as for the one in the west district...

"It's really the first time I've seen someone who can be more coquettish than me." While drinking, Shang Si complained to Si Nian: "From the Tang Dynasty to the present, he's a thousand-hundred-hundred-year-old monster. A young man pretending to be in good spirits. When I think of the spring in Chang'an now, I feel that the spring is not bright enough."

Si Nian's focus was a bit biased: "Why are you acting like a baby, huh?"

You got me a little drunk.

Shang Si raised his eyebrows: "This is a talent."

Si Nian couldn't help but rolled his eyes, and said, "Have a drink."

([-]) Prototype

As the most vicious monster in Sijiu City, Si Nian never allowed anyone to call him young, and he never showed his true shape.Except for Shang Si, an old man who sees the sky and calls him "little bird", no one dares to touch his Ni Lin in front of his face.

Because the Wedgetail Shrike is really small and has a cute shape, he needs to make a very fierce posture so that other monsters will believe that the Shrike is really a bird of prey.

See my fierce little eyes?

See my curved beak?

I'm super fierce.

Don't underestimate me, although I am small, I will string your corpse on a tree for an exhibition.

Si Nian has been walking on the road of steel that belongs to birds of prey. As he becomes tougher and fiercer, he becomes more and more reluctant to see those monsters who are bigger than him showing off in front of him.

But it's a pity that there are not many monsters smaller than him in the whole of Hejing.

Si Nian hates the golden-winged roc who lives next door the most. He likes to comb his feathers at the door of the house when he has nothing to do. The wings are so shiny that they seem to be waxed.

But the golden-winged roc is an idiot. He has lived next to him for hundreds of years, and he hasn't figured out why the shrike next door always stares at him with death.Especially in childhood, the little shrike is not as big as a human palm, and is very round and cute, but for some reason it becomes more and more fierce.

Si Nian knew that Duan Zhang really wanted to see his original form, and he would understand by looking at the more and more bird nests and feather-style ornaments at home.But he was more aware of the evil thoughts in his little boyfriend's heart, so he tightly held his hands and refused to show him.

Duan Zhang didn't force him, but on another birthday, he made his wish to the Sinian Wishing Pool.But the quality of this wishing pool is really poor.

Si Nian also knew that as a partner, it seemed unreasonable not to show Duan Zhang the truth for the rest of his life, so he explained solemnly: "The cute shrikes you see on the Internet are all little shrikes, and they won't be so cute when they grow up. .”

Duan Zhang replied: "I don't mind."

Si Nian: "I mind."

Around and around, the topic circled back to whether it was good or not.When Duan Zhang heard his nonsense, he was helpless and cute, but his wish might not be realized until a long time later, which is regrettable.

([-]) long hair

Si Nian's hair grew very fast, and after only a year, it was already waist-length.

Many monsters have long hair. After all, for all the old monsters, it has only been a few years since humans shaved their hair short. In their monster life, most of the people they see, whether they are monsters or not, have long hair.

For Si Nian, long hair or short hair, as long as it looks good.He grew his hair long to coax his little boyfriend, and he cut it off when he got tired of watching it.

It's just that Si Nian doesn't like to tie his hair up, and occasionally when he thinks it's cumbersome to go out, he will tie it with a silk ribbon. It's simple and doesn't hurt his hair.He has seven ribbons of the same style, in all colors, the most beautiful one is green, the dark green of the velvet exudes a noble style.

What Jinyu saw the most was Si Nian's hair loose at home, with golden earrings faintly visible in the black hair. In Jinyu's mind, this gentleman is getting more and more evil, like a big villain.

After growing his hair long, Si Nian's dressing preferences gradually turned to black, isn't he like a big villain?Every time he and Shang Si appear at the same time, one is black and the other is red, neither of them looks like a good monster.

Si Nian didn't care about these things at all, he would rather be called a devil than adjectives like "kindness" and "integrity".It's just that once when he went to Shengguang to look for Duan Zhang, someone took a picture of him. Just a blurry photo of his back was taken as evidence of Duan Zhang's cheating.

Such a big oolong made Si Nian so angry that he posted another warning in black letters on a red background that occupied the entire page on the monster forum that night.

Warning Letter 2.0:

I don't know me if I have long hair?

Afterwards, he discussed this issue with Duan Zhang, and asked sincerely: "Why do I feel that everyone has a particularly strong opinion of you? Staring at you and scratching your pigtail all day long."

Duan Zhang thought about it seriously, and answered, "Maybe it's because you regret marrying me even more?"

"piss off."

"I'm telling the truth."

The heart of jealousy, Yaoyao has it.

Duan Zhang as the son-in-law of the demon world?daughter in law?Everyone looked at him very critically.Especially when everyone discovered that the butcher was not as cruel and terrifying as rumored, more and more demons admired him, and more and more demons disliked him.

This admiration is not necessarily love, it can be admiration or appreciation, but in short it is nothing but anger.

Si Nian retorted Duan Zhang: "The one in Shang Si's family is also a human being, why is he so good as a demon? I've never seen anyone make up a sentence for him."

Duan Zhang was speechless for a while, what should I say?

Might be an air issue.

In the end, he hugged Si Nian from behind, played with his hanging hair, and said, "Isn't this just right? The crooked ways of evil spirits and the upright sects of famous families won't go far together. Either they stab each other or they don't communicate with each other forever."

Si Nian raised his eyebrows: "Are you cursing Shang Si or me?"

Duan Zhang chuckled: "This is a compliment."