dhibooks Chapter 11 Don't eat my brains!
Chapter 11 Don't eat my brains!
After taking a few mouthfuls of salty and bitter seawater, he emerged from the water.
Shen Siyuan didn't expect that that difficult woman really let him go and threw him down mercilessly.
He raised his middle finger at the savior's boat, and spat out the sea water in his mouth.
"Grandma! If you know what I said, you will be thrown overboard. I have already spoken!"
There were strange cries from the sailors on board, as if surprised that he hadn't sunk yet.
Shen Siyuan tried his best to maintain his balance and took a deep breath.Should he be thankful that this place is closer to the shore?
Shen Siyuan was thrashing about in the water, perhaps because his desire to survive was too strong, he actually learned how to float when he was a landlubber.
Just like that, he swam ashore.At this time, all grand ambitions and deep hatred are gone.
For him, nothing is more important than to lie down and sleep, it is too tired.
What a deserted woman, Shen Siyuan thought.However, he did not regret being "asked" to disembark at all.Compared with being a pirate, he still wants to go back and be the second young master who has no worries about food and drink.
Shen Siyuan lay on the beach, although the sun was scorching, but fortunately the sea breeze was cool.That's right...he was thrown in the river, but swam to shore.
This is where the Mingyue River and the East China Sea meet, so the river is extremely salty.This was the first time he saw the sea, and it may not be beautiful at all.
The sand is a bit hot, but unfortunately Shen Siyuan no longer has the strength to find a relatively comfortable place.
Getting rid of the domination of the sea water, the hesitation to swim for a long time caused the soreness in the shoulder armor to surge up.And when the scabbed wound met sea water, the painful and itchy feeling made Shen Siyuan go crazy, wishing to scratch the wound to pieces.
Even so uncomfortable, the boy fell asleep.Neither the seabirds in the distance nor the waves nearby woke him up.
"Gulu... Gululu"
Shen Siyuan was awakened by the sound of his stomach, looked around, and it was already dark.
The sun was setting, and the waves on the shore were a bit rough, and his lower body was soaked in the waves.
Standing up unsteadily, the wet pants are cool.Shen Siyuan walked forward aimlessly, now he needs to find a place to ask for something to eat.
He only knew that this was the end of Dongda Road, but he didn't know where it was.
Looking around, Shen Siyuan affirmed the thought in his heart - a place where birds don't shit.
Although the sea is in front of me, it can't quench my thirst at all.He didn't want to take a second sip of the salty and astringent sea water in his life.
She moved her face and barely stopped the itching of the wound.Now, apart from this two-size-larger suit, he has nothing else left.
The original white brocade robe has long been turned into a rag and has been thrown into nowhere.All the valuables on her body were temporarily "kept" by Hina.And when "sending" him away, there was no intention of returning it.
So... I rely on now that I want money but no money, no shame if I want to, I don't know the place well, and I have no relatives-I guess, if I sell myself, I will be disgusted, right?
Shen Siyuan was hit hard by his own thoughts, his stomach was rumbling non-stop, his arms and legs were sore and his face was itchy, there was really no place for him to feel comfortable.
"Ha ha……"
Due to the lack of water, the boy's voice was hoarse:
"If he died like this, Jiang Hei would probably die laughing."
The boy raised the corner of his mouth and looked forward with slightly gloomy eyes.The wound on the right eye socket appears ferocious, half devil, half god, conflicting with each other.
He didn't know how long he had walked, and his feet were already numb.At this time, he heard the sound of a dog barking.
In the past, he would have wished to beat the dog to death (for those who are afraid of dogs), but now, he thinks this voice is so fucking beautiful!
Shen Siyuan took a deep breath of relief and finally found the village.
The legs and feet that could not walk before became brisk, and the steps became larger.Under the moonlight, a small village.
Looking around, there are at most twenty households in this village.
Shen Siyuan picked the nearest one and knocked lightly on the door.
"dong dong dong"
--no respond.
"Boom boom boom!"
--no respond!
"Bang! Bang! Bang!"
——"Who is it?"
The man's rough voice sounded, full of dissatisfaction and deep sleepiness.
Shen Siyuan withdrew his foot in a "gentle" way (it hurts a bit) - it really forced me to use force!
If it wasn't for the hideous expression on his face, no one would have thought that the little bastard who just kicked the door was him.
With the sound of footsteps, the room lit up.
Shen Siyuan tidied up his clothes, raised what he thought was the gentlest smile, and greeted the person who opened the door.
The door was slightly opened a small crack, and the light from the oil lamp came through.
"Brother, I am..."
--"boom!"
"Ghost!!"
The man's voice sounded from inside the house, and the door was slammed shut.
The smile on the corner of Shen Siyuan's mouth froze,
ghost?ghost? ? ? ? ?ghost! ? ! ! ! ? ? ?
Anger ignited in my heart, can I stop judging people by their appearance, I used to be a pretty boy! ! ! ! !
"Hey, brother, open the door, let's talk"
Shen Siyuan rolled up his sleeves, banging on the door with a distorted expression on his face.
"Grass! Grass! Grass! I! I have never done anything wrong! I! I am not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door!"
When Shen Siyuan heard the muttering of the man inside the door, his face became even darker.
For the first time, I was disgusted because of my face!He shouted in his heart, I don't look like a ghost, I don't look like a ghost, what are you calling? ? ? ? ? ! ! ! ! !
"Come out, let's have a good talk!"
The two are like immature children, playing a game of chatting behind the door.
"It's big, big night, what's there to talk about, I'm sleepy, I have something to talk about tomorrow morning."
Footsteps sounded, a little hurried, getting farther and farther away.
Tomorrow, I will starve to death, and I still talk about rice crackers, are you talking to ghosts?
Big man (shuddering): Is there anyone outside?
Shen Siyuan thought, this person probably hid on the bed, right?Hmph, this is what you forced me to do!
The second young master of the Shen family, who had a distorted expression one second, grinned the next second, and a strange voice came in.
"Ah~~~~I...dead...so...terrible... nah~~~~~"
The trembling and long tones penetrated through the wooden door, constantly attacking the poor elder brother in the house.
"Ahhh! I didn't kill you, you are the one who deserves the debt!"
The man's voice sounded from the house, but it also had the charm of crying and howling, as if he was singing a folk song with the ugly ghost outside the door.
The sound of pots and pans falling to the ground, the sound of pattering footsteps, and rhythmic "music" came from the door frame.
Shen Siyuan saw that there was a door!Immediately play the sound wave...
"Hey... Hey... Hey... I'm so hungry, I want to eat your brains~~~~"
After shouting, there was a flutter of chickens and dogs jumping around in the house, and the two of them were acting out the story of ghosts.
"I don't taste good! Don't eat me, pork knuckle is delicious, go eat pork knuckle!"
Shen Siyuan swallowed his saliva, Nima, there are pork knuckles in this elder brother's house, God will not kill me!
"Really... is it...~~~~"
"Yes, yes! It's true!"
He licked the corner of his mouth, his eyeballs were gurgling, and there was no movement in his mouth:
"You...take it out and let me taste it—cough cough, if...it's...it's...really...I...just...don't...eat...you..."
The words were too long, and Shen Siyuan, who was a little anxious, was almost suffocated to death by this ghostly voice.
But there was no movement in the house, Shen Siyuan couldn't help but worry, this big brother won't fall asleep, right?Fuck, I haven't eaten this pork knuckle yet!
Shen Siyuan held his breath and tried his best to listen to the movement in the room.He heard slight footsteps, and he started making strange noises again.
"嘿嘻嘻～～～～吹吹～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～」
Shen Siyuan (doubtful): Why do I feel that the voice is not quite right?
Big Brother: Is this ghost doing sex?
The footsteps became louder, and they stomped away, apparently frightened back by him again.
"Really, really? Don't lie to me!"
As soon as Shen Siyuan heard that there was a door, he immediately pursued the victory.
"If you don't believe me, throw your elbow out of the window, and I'll leave after eating."
At this time, the little vibrato is no longer needed, he can lower his voice and say, his heart is very excited.
Shen Siyuan kept knocking on the door with his fingers, making ghostly noises, constantly reminding the elder brother.Don't forget that there is a ghost waiting to be fed at your door.
Finally, there was a creak from the window next to it, and something fell out.
Shen Siyuan's eyes lit up (≧▽≦)/, and a fierce tiger came to prey on him.Aww, bah bah bah!
"Brother, why don't you pack it for me!"
The pork knuckle is real, but he ate a mouthful of sand.
At this moment, Shen Siyuan listened to the movement around him, the barking of dogs seemed to be getting closer, and there was the faint sound of someone talking.
If you don't take a walk at this time, when will you wait!
Shen Siyuan took a bite of the pork knuckle and jumped up.After running for two steps, I found that there was a wooden barrel next to it, fresh water!
So, he took another bucket by the way.
... After a while, many villagers surrounded the house of Daniu (the elder brother who contributed the pork knuckle), everyone held torches in their hands.
"Da Niu, why are you crying and howling when you don't sleep?"
The village chief shouted at the top of his voice.
Daniel shook his head like a rattle, "It's not me, it's a ghost, he even ate my pork knuckle!"
"Haha, Daniel, are you stupid, dreaming?"
"Yeah, what the hell is there in this world?"
"Did he eat the pork knuckle in his own dream?"
"The young man is not small, but he was a fool"
……
Daniel: T_T is really a ghost, he still wants to eat my brains!
It's a pity that no one listens to Daniel's words.Everyone yawned, chattered, and went back to their beds and went to sleep.
Only Da Niu, whose eyes were red until dawn, would whisper after a while:
"I'm not lying to you, are pork knuckles delicious?"
T_T, the pork knuckle he couldn't bear to eat...
"You gone?"
"Ghost, are you still there?"
……
Shen Siyuan gnawed on the pork knuckle: Ajiu (sniffing), which grandson is scolding me?