Chapter 14 The Haunted House Adventure
Chapter 14 The Haunted House Adventure
This time Cheng Guoguo didn't ask to sit in the first row, he wanted to sit in the middle, because it felt more secure—but!Cheng Guoguo doesn't want to sit, Tang Haowen wants to sit!
So Tang Haowen couldn't help but dragged Cheng Guoguo to the first row, and Tang Haowen was very pleased that no one dared to sit in the second row when they were sitting in the first row, and the first three rows and the last row were all empty. , it seems that this haunted house really lives up to its reputation.
But vampires, what is there to be afraid of, and it is not a traditional Chinese theme of ghosts and monsters.
As a result, Tang Haowen regretted it as soon as the car got in, damn it, there really is such a weird haunted house! ! !
The inside of the haunted house was completely dark when they first entered the haunted house, and suddenly a red light came on, and then a skull fell in front of them, and the car was particularly cooperative, the enlarged simulated skull with hair The head fell straight in front of Cheng Guoguo, Cheng Guoguo reflexively slapped the skull head, but there was no response, Tang Haowen quickly pushed Cheng Guoguo's head down, and then the haunted house's standard background music of howling ghosts and howling wolves It rang, this kind of heavy metal music mixed with women's screams and flame special effects is useless to Tang Haowen, but if you play the sound effects, play the sound effects, you mess with woolen unknown liquid.
right!There is an unknown liquid dripping down their heads, the sound of running water is not a sound effect!
Tang Haowen turned his head to look at the passengers in the fourth row. The couple looked at Tang Haowen admiringly. Tang Haowen turned his head calmly and wiped his neck. That's good, the liquid is still red.
Ha ha ha.
The car continued to drive forward. From time to time, something came out of the caves on both sides to scratch you and stop you. The car shook and shook from time to time. It didn't take long for Cheng Guoguo to declare that he couldn't do it. He held on to Tang Haowen's clothes tightly and didn't let go. , Not even daring to open his eyes, he buried his head in the car.
Tang Haowen's male chauvinism told him that this is a good time to show his sense of humor, so he picked up Cheng Guoguo, pointed to the skeleton sitting up in the coffin opposite, and said, "Look, the luminous material on it is quite fake , this can also scare you, you are too watery."
"Ah!!" Cheng Guoguo took a look and immediately turned around, bumping into Tang Haowen's chest in a panic.
um... um... um...
(*/w\*)
Just like that, Tang Haowen suddenly felt that this day was worth it.
However, the sequelae of this attack were quite obvious. No matter what means Tang Haowen used, Cheng Guoguo refused to raise his head again. It could be seen that he was really scared. Tang Haowen was also shocked for a while at first, but how should I say it? The haunted house is pretty much the same, if you get used to it, it won't be that scary, just see more.
Just when Tang Haowen thought that this haunted house was only of this level, an accident happened.
At this time, their car drove into a large cave in the middle of the haunted house. There were many real bats in the cave (actually, I saw many real bats and real mice along the way. I don’t know if they were artificially domesticated species). It was very dark, without a light, and you could only occasionally see them flying around when you took pictures with your mobile phone. When Tang Haowen was thinking about getting one down to scare Cheng Guoguo, the car suddenly stopped.
In fact, the passengers on the car are more or less used to it, because the car occasionally stops along the way, and there is usually some mechanism when it stops, so everyone huddled together and waited for the upcoming mechanism, but unexpectedly , after the car stopped, not only did nothing happen, even the original background sound effects in the haunted house were gone.
Passengers lit up their mobile phones one after another and asked each other what happened. Only Cheng Guoguo stayed in the car like an ostrich.
As time passed bit by bit, everyone became more and more uneasy. After all, the atmosphere in this place is so weird, and there is always an unknown liquid dripping down from their heads, so there was a bold roar, and then the passengers all panicked. Then he yelled, let alone, this yell was really effective.
Ding Dong——Passengers, I'm sorry, due to a power outage, the tour bus to visit the mansion of the Count Vampire broke down.
"Huh?" Everyone was dumbfounded.
——Now, please get off the car and find the exit by yourself. The exit route is marked with a fluorescent green arrow.
"Fuck!"
"Crap!!"
"Don't go down ah ah ah."
——Thank you for your understanding and cooperation. We are very sorry for the inconvenience caused to you here, and wish you a pleasant journey.
"Help!"
"Ahhhh!"
"Guoguo, do you hear me? We have to come down." Tang Haowen patted Cheng Guoguo on the shoulder.
"Can you...don't go down...I think that wishing you a pleasant journey sounds weird."
"If you don't go down, wouldn't it be more terrifying if everyone in the car leaves later?" Tang Haowen looked around, and found that many people had already climbed out of the car resigned to their fate.
"Ah... is it really all right?"
"It's okay." Tang Haowen also jumped off the track car, "I'm here to protect you."
After Tang Haowen said this, he was moved by his manly role, Cheng Guoguo wasn't moved?
"Thank you." Cheng Guoguo was really touched, "Brother Tang."
Uh—poof... Tang Haowen immediately vomited three liters of blood and suffered numerous internal injuries.
Their relationship has progressed, yes! !But the development has gone in a strange direction, he is not going to be some kind of cousin, the marriage of close relatives will not be happy!
"It's okay." Tang Haowen resisted the urge to hammer the wall, and pulled Cheng Guoguo out of the car.
At this time, the crowd had dispersed, and girls screamed from time to time. This was not because of any horrible things, but simply because there were mice in the cave.
But in fact, the mouse itself is also a kind of scary thing haha.
Tang Haowen is indeed a CEO who has seen the big world. Instead of wandering around the cave with the crowd, he directly turned off his cell phone.
"Ah!" Cheng Guoguo was very puzzled when he saw that he had turned off the phone.
"Shh, don't make a sound. Just now the voice prompt said that the arrow sign is fluorescent green, which means that turning on the phone will affect our judgment. Listen to me, everyone, turn off the phone immediately, and let's look for the fluorescent sign together."
Tang Haowen said it made sense, someone immediately followed Tang Haowen and turned off the mobile phone. After losing the only light source, the cave looked even more terrifying, but fortunately, the boss still has a conscience and didn't add any traps in it, otherwise he would have to scare people Nothing can go wrong.
As the lights dimmed, the green arrows painted on the wall with fluorescent paint also appeared. It is supposed to follow the arrows, but the problem is... the crazy boss has marked in three different directions!
Take back what you said just now that the boss has a conscience, this boss is too much!
It is conceivable that the crowd became even more flustered. Cheng Guoguo felt a little better with Tang Haowen's arms around his shoulders. Tang Haowen calmly turned Cheng Guoguo and walked towards the arrow in the middle. Before he had taken a few steps, suddenly There was a soprano scream.
what--! ! !
Cheng Guoguo wanted to turn his head subconsciously, but Tang Haowen stopped him from turning his head.
"You, you, you, you have..." The screaming girl covered her mouth, as if she didn't dare to say the next thing.
There is someone right!Still a person who walks slowly wearing leather shoes, right?I feel it now!Tang Haowen tightened his grip on Cheng Guoguo, "Don't turn your head."
Right, one of the characteristics of this store is that there will be staff pretending to be ghosts and scaring people. I didn't expect the methods to be so superb!
It's a pity that Tang Haowen has practiced boxing and Sanda.
—Wow...uh!ah!
The black shadow wearing leather shoes was just about to put his hands on Tang Haowen and Cheng Guoguo's shoulders to scare them, when suddenly Tang Haowen hit him three times with a leg sweep, and then threw him over the shoulder directly from behind!
"You're so handsome!" Cheng Guoguo then planted a foot on the staff, "Brother Tang, you are so handsome!"
cousin...cousin...
——Ahhhhh!
The miserable wailing of the staff came from the cave.
Now that the crowd of onlookers finally understood what the black shadow was just now, they turned on their phones one after another, only to see three men in black sneaked into the cave at some point, one of them had been thrown into a daze by Tang Haowen, and the other two Seeing that the situation was wrong, he immediately ran away.
Clap, clap, everyone applauded Tang Haowen.
Tang Haowen still had his face paralyzed, and took Cheng Guoguo to walk towards the arrow in the middle. There was a small hole there. Tang Haowen put his head in and looked at it, and immediately pulled out. Cheng Guoguo asked him what he saw. Shaking his head palely, he dragged Cheng Guoguo away.
At this time, another bold man took his girlfriend to another exit, but after a scream, the man walked back into the crowd with his girlfriend.
There was only one hole left, and after a bold female man took a look, she ran back like crazy, screaming about the dead body...
So none of the three intersections is right, this haunted house is simply amazing!
——Boom
When everyone was desperate, the rail car suddenly started and slid away along the track.
Everyone was dumbfounded again, no way, the rail car slid away, wouldn't that mean they had to walk the rest of the way?
Some girls cried in fright, and those who didn't cry were not much better. After discussing with a few men, Tang Haowen decided to take this group of old, weak, sick and disabled people out along the track.
That's right, follow the arrow, it's obviously the best choice to follow the track, but they are also drunk if they believe the boss's nonsense.
I walked along the track for a while, and nothing special happened. Of course, there will still be scary things, but the men walking in front are all blocked, and the women and children behind are almost invisible. , or the man in front, they found something wrong.
Why does this direction seem to be going underground?
The directions don't seem to be parallel.
Tang Haowen thought of a way and reached out to touch the wall. There was nothing wrong with it. Everyone had no choice but to continue walking down. As they walked, they saw the rail car again!
Although it was very likely to be another trap, everyone ran up ecstatically. This time Tang Haowen sat in the middle with Cheng Guoguo, and the two girls who moved slowly were forced to sit in the third row. Unable to bear it again, the two of them finally climbed to the third row and let the girl sit in the back.
The process of getting out was safe and sound. This is a game after all, and we can’t really get to the bottom of it. When the people on the car finally saw the light of day, many people wept with joy. They looked at the people who sat on the rail car with anticipation behind them. Laughed without saying a word, and after that, whenever someone asked how their haunted house was, they always liked to say that it was great and not scary at all, and it was highly recommended.
After leaving the amusement park, it was already past eight o'clock in the evening. Cheng Guoguo's steak roll finally worked. The two were so hungry that they didn't have time to talk. where to go
Everyone forgot that there is an option to go home, there is no way, they are all playing high, and no one wants to end this date just like that.
Under Cheng Guoguo's reluctance, Tang Haowen abducted him to the ktv.
Ktv is ktv, but Cheng Guoguo didn't sing after killing him. According to Cheng Guoguo himself, it was because he sang too badly.
This is hypocrisy, Tang Haowen understands, as if he also often said that his singing is ugly.
Later, Cheng Guoguo couldn't stand Tang Haowen's teasing, hesitantly picked up the microphone and yelled a little love song, which shocked Tang Haowen again.
Well, it's really ugly.
I didn't expect Cheng Guoguo to have such a bad side, which really made Tang Haowen full of confidence. It seems that the distance between him and Cheng Guoguo has been brought closer!Hahaha, why, because Tang Haowen sang pretty well, and he won this game again, no wonder Cheng Guoguo didn't want to come to ktv.
But once he opened his voice, Cheng Guoguo didn't have any scruples, and sang a few more ktv must-have songs, the tune was messed up, Cheng Guoguo asked Tang Haowen if it was good, Tang Haowen still said it was good without changing his face.
So sometimes a paralyzed face is a must-have for traveling at home and killing people!
Cheng Guoguo was very happy. He had never seen such a sincere praise for his good singing. He found a bosom friend in no time. He was released from the grievances of ktv for many years. Cheng Guoguo became a Maiba, He sang one after another until his throat became hoarse.
Tang Haowen, on the other hand, leaned over there in a particularly style, watching Cheng Guoguo's clumsy singing with a look of indulgence.
It doesn't matter if the song doesn't sound good, it's fine if it's cute, he likes it, so buy it!
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