dhibooks Chapter 3 It's Funny
Chapter 3 It's Funny
Third time
Xie Qiaoyu glanced at the two squatting people, "Go back."
Ye Jiaming stood up and smiled: "I came here to find someone to accompany me, you asked me to go back? Why, do you want to accompany me in person?"
On one side, Jiang Qiu's eyeballs flicked to this side, he looked away decisively, moved to the side, flicked his eyeballs again, pursed his mouth, stood up, shrugged, and moved to the other corner step by step.
Xie Qiaoyu was very helpless: "I said you, the good palace doesn't wait, come here, what kind of women are there in the harem, if the queen mother went with the former king, how could you drag the girls out until now? If you shift your mind of joking with me to government affairs, then there is still a need...&*#￥%@￥%*&!@#..."
Ye Jiaming also didn't want to repeat the sentence "I'm serious." So...he directly took Xie Qiaoyu's hand, and then was thrown away by Xie Qiaoyu, so he didn't continue to swear, and took a long breath. In a tone: "Let's go, go and see my king's country." Seeing him like this, Xie Qiaoyu turned and left bitterly.
Ye Geng thought about calling him to stop, but it was okay after thinking about it, and beckoned for Jiang Qiu to come over.Jiang Chou came over tremblingly, and Ye Jiaming patted him on the back: "Hey, tell me, did this king force him because of this? Anyway, a rigid person like him is best suited to play tough."
Jiang Chou faltered for a long time, but Ye Jiaming couldn't stand his moaning, and called out: "Speak up, I won't hit you." Jiang Chou was so frightened that he trembled all over, and quickly spoke at the fastest speed. After a series of words: "Your Majesty, I think that even if you are together, you are the one who is crushed. Sir Xie is tall, so rumor has it that you are strong in some aspects, and although you are not thin, you are still inferior to Sir Xie. point!"
After speaking, Jiang Qiu immediately turned his face away, his expression was full of "You hit me, I was wrong, I don't dare to do it next time." Seeing that the other party hadn't moved for a long time, Jiang Qiu dared to look over there. With a suddenly realized expression on his face, Jiaming squeezed his chin and nodded seriously.
Jiang Chou's face was stunned, and he stretched out his hand to shake Ye Genming's eyes, but Ye Genming ignored him.
"Kings?"
"..."
"Silly?"
"..."
"you are not human?"
"..."
"Your Majesty! You are not a fucking human being. You don't want to sleep with so many women and stare at him! You son of a bitch! How old are you? You are amazing!! If it wasn't for the sake of being a king, I would have beat you up a long time ago." !Hahaha"
"..."
Jiang Qiu secretly said, "It's cool!" But when he raised his eyes, he met a fierce look. Ye Genming's eyes were full of murderous looks. After the time was fixed for three seconds, Ye Genming immediately began to take off his shoes, with a pair of The look of wanting to hit someone.
"My lord... my lord, listen to the humble official's explanation... Ah! Don't hit me, I just see you in a daze and want to call you back to God! Oh, don't hit me. I was wrong, and the humble official knew it! Ah! I am twenty And spanking!"
"If you tell me to scold me, you think I'm stupid!" He threw his shoes on the ground and sat down, "Help me put on my shoes!"
"Oh... Your Majesty, what did you eat on your feet, why are they so smelly!"
"I've eaten you! I knew I wouldn't build the palace so far away, and there's even one that can be washed along the way... wait..." Ye Jiaming finally came to his senses, sniffed Jiang Chou, and then sniffed himself Sniffing, retching twice, "Hurry up and find an inn...we...have been rotten...Just now, Xiaoqiao, did you smell it too..."
Jiang Qiu was stunned, sniffed carefully, immediately covered his mouth and nose, moved aside, squatted down "..." Then he stood up slowly, and went to find the inn...
They found an inn, and the owner frowned after smelling the smell, but it was okay to look up and see the gorgeous clothes.The two of them took a shower for a while.After getting out of the bath, I found that all my coats were gone, only a few necessary ones and a rough single garment that I couldn't find.So I went to the owner immediately.
"Tell me, what's going on, Ben... Where's Master Ben's clothes?"
"In my case, I've turned over. The two young masters didn't bring any money, and the clothes were worth the bath money. Can you two leave first?"
"You!" (whispering) "Ginger Ball, what's going on, didn't I tell you to bring money?"
(whispered) "Oh, it seems that Mr. Xie let him go."
(Holding back his anger) "What do I want you to eat..."
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So, there were two handsome guys squatting in front of an inn, with loose hair and cold clothes. A passerby passed by and lost a copper coin. Jiang Qiu picked it up and handed it to Ye Genming. "Here." Gritting his teeth and raising his hand to hit him, Jiang Qiu immediately hugged his head, Ye Jiaming raised his eyebrows, pursed his lips and nodded: "Okay." A fist hit his leg, and he was stunned for a second "... hiss ——…”
"It hurts, so don't hit me in the future."
"……you shut up……"
? ? ? : "Hey, you guys, don't you have a place to live? You don't look like beggars."
Ye Genming: "Are you...?"
? ? ? : "I am the cook of Nanchun Tower, and my name is Luan Shang."
Ye Genming: "Are you sure it's not Master Rabbit?"
Luan Shang: "Oh, no."
Ye Jiaming: "...boring, (Here Luan Shang snorts helplessly) Cook, can you make candied haws?"
Luan Shang: "I can give you money, you can buy it yourself, and pay me back ten times later, you can also live with me first, and pay for the accommodation."
Ye Jiaming pursed her mouth, "Okay."
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Ye Genming: "What is this called candied haws? Are there so many round gourds? Your gourd is about the same size as the two ends. It's called candied banana string beads, which is more or less the same."
Luan Shang, Jiang Qiu "..." Brother, it's amazing that you haven't eaten candied haws before, isn't it, and I haven't eaten plain rice yet.
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