Chapter 61 You Call My Name Once
Chapter 61 You Call My Name Once
Jiang Hui discussed with He Liming with a bitter face, "Can you change it, you know, I have a problem with my accent."
He Liming was unmoved, looked at him and said, "I don't know, I'm willing to admit defeat, and don't be foolish."
"Jiang Hui, Jiang Hui." He Liu leaned his head over to look, "Let me see, there is something rare that ranks No. 1 in our science department."
He looked it over and said strangely: "Isn't it just a tongue twister? It's not difficult."
"What tongue twister?" Xu Muyang was aroused and stretched his neck to look at it, but was stopped by Shen Gu who was sitting next to him and hugged his waist, "Why are you leaning over there? There are already four heads over there. Can't get out of your place."
"Oh." Xu Muyang had no choice but to give up, but he was still curious why the tongue twister was so difficult, could it be that the chemical fertilizer would evaporate?
"Hurry up, don't dawdle." He Liming urged: "Don't waste time, finish reading early and let's continue."
"Tsk tsk." Liang Jingjing squinted her eyes and smiled: "He Liu, don't you know that Jiang Hui doesn't distinguish between l and n? This is embarrassing our little brother Jiang Hui."
As soon as He Liu mentioned it, he suddenly realized, "No wonder."
There was no other way, everyone was waiting, Jiang Hui had no choice but to bite the bullet and speak.
"Niu Niang misses Niu Niang, Niu Niang misses Niu Niang. Niu Niang misses Niu Niang every year, Niu Niang misses Niu Niang every year. Niu Niang misses Niu Niang. Come..."
"Wait a minute." He Liming said boldly, "Is this called a tongue twister? Look clearly, it's Niulang and Liu Niang, what kind of cow girl and cow girl? Do you pronounce it like this? What kind of tongue twister is that?"
"I don't want to either." Jiang Hui looked at him wronged, "I, I can't tell what to do?"
In this way, Xu Muyang knew what tongue twister Jiang Hui was talking about. "Cowherd and Liu Niang" is not difficult, but for Jiang Hui who doesn't distinguish between l and n, it is difficult to explain.Seeing that Jiang Hui was sweating profusely, he couldn't help but say a few words of help, "Forget it with He Liming, it's not like you don't know that he has an accent that can't be changed, so why make things difficult for him?"
Jiang Hui nodded again and again, looked at He Liming prayingly, "Can you stop reading?"
"No!" He Liming said categorically, "I am correcting your mistake. No matter who tells you, you can't even call me by my name."
This person is too narrow-minded, isn't it just a name, and he didn't do it on purpose, so there is no one who cares about it.
Jiang Hui kept his mouth shut and defended himself, "I, I don't want to, I didn't mean it."
Xu Muyang poked Shen Gu's arm, "Just say a few words, look at Jiang Hui, how anxious he is."
Shen Gu looked down at him, kicked Shi Leqin before speaking, "Don't dawdle, everyone backs down half a step, He Liming, don't hold on to him, Jiang Hui, just say a few words if you want to. "
Shi Leqin followed up and said: "Yeah, a moment of poker is worth a lot of money. It's just the first game and it's deadlocked like this. I can't play anymore."
He Liu and Liang Jingjing also meant the same thing, and helped Jiang Hui with a few words, and also persuaded He Liming.
He Liming hugged his chest and moved back. He sat beside Shen Gu, made a piece with Xu Muyang, scanned the four people opposite him, and said casually: "Since they all said that, I don't want to be called narrow-minded by you. How about this, if you call my name, you can’t make a mistake, then forget about it.”
Jiang Hui let out a long sigh of relief, "Yes."
He brewed for a while, and called the other party's name in a low voice.The sound is not loud, a bit vague.
He Liming raised his eyebrows, "Don't be fooled, don't think I didn't realize that your calendar name was wrong."
Jiang Hui blushed, twisted his fingers and closed his eyes, "He Liming."
There was a slight smile on He Liming's face, "It's not too bad."
This matter is finally over, He Liu began to liven up the atmosphere, "When Jiang Hui is off, it's my turn to play. Hmph, as soon as I play, you all just admit defeat obediently!"
Shi Leqin snorted, "Big words! Old Shen, hurry up and let him learn a lesson."
I don't know whether Shi Leqin hit the crow's mouth or Shen Gu deliberately punished him, he suffered heavy losses in the round, but he was a farmer, so Shen Gu, who was a landlord, won.
Shen Gu was not as gentle as Jiang Hui when he treated He Liuke, he grinned sullenly: "I won't make things difficult for you, tell me which part of you looks the best and where is it? Why? Do you think it looks good?"
This is to make people praise themselves. Ordinary people may feel a little embarrassed. Which part of their body looks good is just whispered in their hearts. There are also bold people who will be narcissistic with relatives and friends.But their dormitory has never talked about such a thing. Everyone has grown up from a rough age, so they don't care about it.Shen Gu asked this because he was waiting for everyone to laugh at him.
Unexpectedly, He Liu said very calmly: "I really think there is a part of me that looks the best."
Liang Jingjing asked: "Which part? Why haven't I heard you mention it?"
"This is a secret." He Liu said deeply: "At first, I wanted to keep this secret forever. Since I mentioned it today, let me tell you about it."
"Oh, hurry up and let us see which part of you looks the best." Shi Leqin said next to him, "Let me evaluate it too, whether it's really good-looking or not."
I saw He Liu looking around, with vicissitudes on his face, as if he couldn't hide a shocking secret.With a long sigh, he pulled off his pants abruptly, exposing his little brother to the shining white fluorescent light, "I think my dick is pretty."
"Fuck!" Shen Gu swears, covering Xu Muyang's eyes, "He Liu, can you be more perverted?"
He Liu looked indifferent, "What's the matter? You asked the question, is it wrong for me to show it to you?"
Jiang Hui's face was flushed with shame, he lowered his head stubbornly, and said falteringly, "Put on your pants quickly."
"I don't!" He Liu gritted his teeth and said, "You have to praise me, praise my brother for being good-looking, mighty and majestic, so I will take him in."
"Fuck!" Liang Jingjing scolded with a smile, "You really are shameless."
"What's so good about that thing of yours, it smells shameless, it's so small that you have the nerve to take it out." Shi Leqin scolded people without politeness.
Being called petty, even a man can't bear it, so Liu He went to find Shi Leqin desperately before he pulled up his trousers, "Smelly stone, what are you talking about?"
"He Liu!"
Before he touched Shi Leqin's clothes, He Liming let out a low growl, raised his head to meet his sinister gaze, and swallowed silently.
He Liming raised the corners of his mouth, and said with a half-smile, "If you keep walking the bird like this, be careful, I will castrate you with a knife."
He Liu trembled in fright, quickly pulled up his pants, and gave Shi Leqin a hard look, "Wait, it's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge!"
Shi Leqin made a face at him, "You think I'm afraid of you! Slightly slightly!"
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