[Reaper Hirako Mako fan] Yesterday is not today

Chapter 200 Questions About Fat Times

The non-stop thousands of horses and horses tossing to the second team's chief officer's dormitory Captain Hirako Mako Hirako touched his chin very unreliable affectionate memory, he probably seemed to patronize the second team just now like them The first lovers who have the body of a devil like the captain of Yu Jie and the heart of Yu Jie are so courteous that they forget something...very important?

What is it?Self-confessed that he is busy with daily affairs and business affairs, so he is more or less noble and forgetful. The captain of the fifth division changed his hand and continued to touch his chin. With his intuition beyond the beast, he has already stood at the door of the dormitory in the third seat of Urahara, which is full of male death gods and bachelors. Stand still.

After thinking about it for a long time, he couldn't remember what he had forgotten, but his keen intuition kept warning him that if he couldn't remember what he had forgotten, it was best not to approach the door in front of him.Dilly-dally has always been the behavior style of Captain Hirako who is either listening to the wind or acting resolutely, and giving up halfway is no longer within the range of options for Mako Hirako.So Captain Hirako, who is not a woman but has always believed in her intuition, gave up searching for clues from the distant memories of her last visit, and instead adopted a conservative and compromise solution. ——Push back to the very center of the courtyard, lightly put your hands together in the shape of trumpets, put your hands on your mouth, sink your dantian, and yell: "Urahara Kisuke, get out of here!" ——The style of the lines is slightly embarrassing, lively It seems that the girl who is unmarried and pregnant and running with the ball calls the door and asks the unscrupulous man for money for the child's milk powder from the unscrupulous man who just put on his pants and ran away after eating dry wipes.

The heartbroken man in the room is like all Chen Shimei who forgot to wipe his mouth because of his IQ problem, he was slow to respond, delayed by tens of thousands, struggling between falling and not falling, and he was very ecstasy, huddled in the shell for a long time After that, I finally decided to pop my head halfway to see the child's mother.The sliding door tremblingly opened two-thirds of the way. The first thing that hits the face is a gust of sunlight that is visible to the naked eye. There is green in the yellow and blue in the green. Just looking at the color gives people an ominous foreboding. Weird gas, and then unfortunately, when choosing a position, I picked a child who was downwind, ah, no, it was Captain Pingzi, who almost vomited like an unmarried expectant mother who was pregnant with Liujia and suffered a lot. The earth was turned upside down.

At this moment, Pingzi, who was clutching his nose and stuck his throat, struggling to calm his stomach that had no sign of rebellion, finally realized later what he had forgotten. Facing such a horrific, inhuman, bleak and bleak biochemical attack , he should have borrowed a gas mask from Ms. Kiryu when he came here.

Turning from behind a third of the sliding door, a man with messy hair full of fangs and claws and two eye-catching and huge dark circles appeared. With a messy weed growing on his chin, Sanji Urahara pulled out a smirk that was so missing that it could only be reminiscent of an idiot: "Ahaha, Mako-senpai, can you tell me what date it is now?"

"How many days have you not crawled out of your kennel! Idiot Kisuke." Hirako held his nose and retreated again and again. There was no way to retreat, and finally turned over the wall, squatting deep on the high wall of the second team's heavily guarded Taking a breath of fresh air that he hadn't seen for a long time, a row of crossroads popped out of the head of the blond captain, who was so happy just now.

Although they are both unmarried (?), Captain Hirako also has a dormitory that the picky Lisa Meimei described as a doghouse. If there is no accident, the room will be maintained in a comfortable and naturally slightly messy range all year round. As for the cleanliness, narcissistic guys usually have cleanliness, even Hirako, who was acquired to avoid team affairs, is no exception, so It has never fallen out of the standard of clean and spotless windows.

It is conceivable that Captain Pingzi, who has a mild obsession with cleanliness, does not want to get close to this pile of unknown garbage piled up at the door at this moment.

"Ahahaha..." There was another smirk of unknown meaning, Urahara Sanji, who was no longer suitable to be called a boy after seeing the sun again, scratched the Bird's Nest Stadium on his head-the originally soft hair had surpassed the steel bar by visual inspection The stubbornness of the concrete, "I don't know how long I stayed there, but I almost ate up all the food in the house."

As a close friend of an otaku, Captain Pingzi is well aware of the terrible potential of a technical nerd with the personality of a groundhog and the talent of a robot cat in hoarding food and grass. Rolled eyes: "Ahahaha size, ahahaha, do you think you are Mr. Ahaha? I will give you 10 minutes to take a shower, wash your hair and change clothes, and don't rub off a layer of skin on yourself. You and the dog are strictly prohibited from approaching me within a radius of three. Mi Ban, do you hear me!"

"Ah? But..." Giving up on the hair on his head that can better interpret the meaning of the word "fixed" than the "blue dye" brand hairspray, the Urahara youth who continued to push open the remaining third of the door hung down a piece of paper. Unshaven uncle's face, "Ah..., I don't have a change of underwear anymore..."

As the words fell, Pingzi felt the blue veins on his temples that had just been soothed jump up again, and the # font size on his forehead had spread from his forehead to the back of his head.He lowered his head, reached into the oversized cuff of the death bully outfit, and took out a section of fabric that spanned the entire courtyard of the chief officer's dormitory and slapped Urahara Sanshi's face with his paw.

Sanji Urahara, whose face was covered with an unknown object, took off the soft cloth on his face, turned it over and looked at it three times in front of the big sun outside, shook the thin and gauzy fabric, and couldn't help the corners of his eyes twitching The corners of the eyebrows twitched and the corners of the mouth twitched all the corners of the face together, "Ah, Mako-senpai, don't you think it's a bit too shameful for this kind of translucent white triangle bullet underwear to appear in the article?"

Pingzi rolled his eyes three times with a look like all the men in the world owed him three years' salary: "Didn't the author add a mosaic?"

The innocent Sanji Urahara turned her panties from the front to the slightly larger back, and saw a passionate sunflower in the middle of the triangular tulle that was ashamed and shy, blooming exceptionally brilliantly against the sun.

……………………………What’s the basic premonition that after wearing it, you will be thrown soap by a group of eleven powerful men?This time, all the muscles on Urahara youth's face were completely stiff. After a long time, Urahara Sanshi, who was just waking up from a dream, shook the light gauze on his fingertips: "Senior Mako, where did you get this thing?"

Standing high on the wall, Captain Pingzi tossed his blond hair so brilliant that even the sunflowers were overshadowed, and said in a Kansai accent casually without mentioning it: ""Women's Association Journal" produces a special edition limited merchandise, Nisei That girl in Riyori gave it to me."——However, I bet that it must be Lisa-chan with reflective glasses who will fool that stupid girl in Hiyori into doing such a thing!The bastard wearing glasses sure enough had scorched New Orleans grilled chicken wings in his previous life.

In the end, the boy Urahara, who made a difficult choice between Umegawa Uchiku and wearing such a pair of underwear facing the sun, succumbed to Captain Hirako's coercion, carrying the laundry bag that had been idle for at least a month. Hide that pair of supplies... the underwear that can't describe the subtle connotation of the lower limit of morality is walking to the public bath of the second team.

Of course, none of them knew (or completely forgot?) The underpants show that was staged just now in the second team, which is basically equivalent to the doorstep of the Women's Death Association, will be accompanied by a game that is directly proportional to imagination and money. The dog eyes of the gold medal editor of the Women's Death Association who discovered adultery were published together in the magical magazine "Journal of the Women's Association".

Well, as for the virtuous, virtuous, temperless, good-natured, blue boss Zhenggong (Fog!) will be jealous of the sea, and the merciless fifth team Huaxin Daluo who hangs around in the flowers and plants (should the fog be used here?) Will If there is no fire in the backyard, what should Urahara Xiaosan (Dark Fog) do if a third party intervenes in the fire and becomes an adulterer?Let's listen to the breakdown next time.Thank you for watching the urgent edition of this issue of "Women's Association Journal". I am the editor-in-chief, planner and writer Naruto Tanaka.Vigorous seafood, blockbuster, let's see you next time. Bye~ (Hey, hey, Tanaka-kun, you went to the wrong set! Hey! The author of the wrong film will not give you a salary!)

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After washing away the metabolites that had accumulated for an unknown number of months, Urahara Sanji, whose hair was still dripping with water, was once again soft and smooth, and was blocked outside the bathhouse. He came and went unknowingly because of his sexuality, which had been fully disclosed. How many seven-foot-old captains with blond hair grabbed the back of their collars and rushed out of the Baidao Gate and dragged them out of the Jingling Court.

"Wait a minute, wait a moment..." Moving at a high speed, Misa Urahara's feeble voice to stop was particularly ethereal, "Senior Mako, where are we going?"

"Luo Wu rented an izakaya in the [-]th district, of course we're going to have a drink." Like an invisible fire ignited behind his buttocks, Captain Pingzi in the [-]th district stopped running wildly in one breath , Let go of the top-notch deadly costumes of the second team without cutting corners.

Because the timing of Captain Hirako letting go was too unexpected, the unprepared Urahara Kisuke, fueled by the powerful inertia, crossed the thin shoulders of the man in front of him, drew a beautiful parabola in the air, and finally landed one day before landing. Urahara Sanshi, who regained his sense of balance in seconds, was worthy of the good hardware generously configured by the 98 masters, and fell on the wall without any risk.

"Hey? Isn't that going to wait until after three o'clock? There are still two full hours." Urahara Doraemon Sanshi took out a timer from somewhere and carefully identified the Arabic numerals on it. It's a little unclear, so I said.

"Isn't that just right?" Hirako shrugged, and flipped over to Urahara Sanshi's feet, sitting in a row with his feet hanging down, and swaying leisurely, "It's time for us to have a good chat. , Kisuke."

"Ah? What does Senior Mako want to say?"

"The deepening of your research on Ms. Kiryu... Is it because you have locked yourself up alone for so long when you have an unsolvable problem?" .

Kisuke Urahara was slightly startled, and after a brief moment of stiffness, he remembered to offer Gu Youyou a dry laugh: "Oh, sure enough, you can't hide anything from Mako-senpai, but isn't Mako-senpai disapproving of my research? "

"Until now, I still don't approve of your research, Xiaoxisuke." Hirako turned his head, and the gray eyes with three white eyes under Qi Liuhai had a kind of quiet but sharp substance, as if they could break through the numerous obstacles of the future to witness the turbulent but turbulent future. The heavy trajectory crushed by the silent fate disappeared again, "But that is the path you choose, and no one but yourself has the right to interfere with your choice."

The man who has grown up unknowingly still retains the rashness and arrogance unique to young people, although at this moment the corners of his mouth still unconsciously reveal a lazy and humble taste: "Well, I don't think I You will regret it, Mako-senpai."

Negotiations failed again, and Hirako lowered his eyelids, not feeling particularly discouraged. The so-called future is the most unproven and unverifiable thing—unless it becomes the present and the past.But at that time,...hirako's keen intuition set off a sharp tingle in the nerves...I'm afraid it's...too late.

"In that case, go and become the captain, Kisuke."

"Hey hey hey hey..." Urahara Kisuke, a good man who fell in love with research, invention and creation at first sight, never thought of being half-hearted and half-constrained, widened his eyes in surprise, then waved his hands and laughed, "Senior Mako, what are you doing?" Are you kidding? How can a guy like me be the captain."

Pingzi didn't list the negative teaching material right in front of him to ridicule and go back to blame himself, but crossed his hands and propped his chin to analyze his considerations word by word: "Kisuke, you don't quite understand the convenience brought by power. Once you When you become the captain, you have many privileges. The Great Spirit Book Corridor will open your inquiry authority, and the nobles will be more willing to provide you with funding. The allocation of central room 46 can be allocated at will, and the entire team can even be transformed into an experiment. field. It’s too huge for one person to do the research... You can learn from Ms. Kiryu and ask many people to do it together. Kisuke, you should realize that if you are alone, you may not be able to find you in the long life of Death God The expected answer, or the proof that it simply doesn't exist."

"Hey... Senior Mako, why are you telling me this? Obviously..."

"Because Urahara Kisuke is the one who will be the captain one day." Hirako shrugged coolly, "Even if I didn't remind you, you would figure it out. I didn't..."——wasting effort to prevent it from happening The idiot hobby of things.

Hirako's words came to an abrupt end, and Kisuke Urahara, who obviously sensed the unusual fluctuations in the air, raised his head to look at the blue sky in the Soul World, and an unnatural twist in the flowing clouds quickly appeared in his vision. expand.He exchanged a glance with the solemn face of the captain beside him who had completely refrained from being casual and arbitrary, and said in unison: "Xu."

"What should we do? Mako-senpai." Kisuke Urahara looked at the strange face protruding from the black cavity of the whole layer of criss-crossed teeth, pulled Hirako's sleeves, and asked a realistic and serious question, "We don't wear swords. Come out with the knives."

An astonishingly bright flame emanated from the eyes, and the eager blond captain quickly moved his thumb across the tip of his nose, revealing a row of good teeth that can endorse all toothpaste: "Put more effort, beat it until even its mother recognizes it!" Can’t come out.” ——GJ, you are really mighty and majestic, you brat.