Chapter 140 Smart Zombie: I Cried, I Fake It
Chapter 140 Smart Zombie: I Cried, I Fake It
When Konno saw this scene, he was amused, and stood there motionless, laughing all the time.
Su Guiyi was already in trouble when he got up, and seeing that he was still smiling, he stretched out his leg and kicked him, which ended up kicking him to the ground, and both of them fell down.
Seeing him falling down, Su Guiyi hugged him with both hands and feet to prevent him from leaving, and the two of them stuck together.
A passerby happened to see this scene and thought they were really... sweet.
Konno stopped teasing him, picked him up, and wanted to get the doll down, but the doll was too stubborn to get down at all.
Konno said helplessly to Su Guiyi: "There is no way to get it off. I don't know why your head is so big and stuck. Otherwise, we will go back and I will use a chainsaw to get it off."
There was no other way, after all, it was like this, there was no way to leave, so Su Guiyi held hands with him, and the two wanted to go back.
Because he couldn't see the road clearly, he had to be led, otherwise he would hit a utility pole on the side of the road.
When the two were about to walk out of the gate, they saw that the Ferris wheel was still open.
Su Guiyi pointed to the Ferris wheel and said, "When we came out, you were still a zombie, but now you are a normal person. I want to kiss you at the Ferris wheel again."
When Konno heard this, he thought that his previous memory was really the time when the two of them were at the highest point of the Ferris wheel, and he was still a zombie at that time.
So the two of them went to buy tickets, and the Ferris wheel had to buy tickets separately.
Konno bought a ticket for two people. The conductor glanced at him and asked him where is the other person for the two people?
He pointed to the bear doll next to him, and Su Guiyi reached out to greet the conductor cutely: "I'm here."
The conductor was silent when he heard this... I really don't understand what's wrong with young people nowadays, they like this kind of thing...
Weird hobby.
They were given two double tickets, and the two of them went inside the Ferris wheel, but the doll was too big to get in at all.
In the end, it was Konno who cooperated with other people's staff to push him in, and it took a lot of effort.
Finally pushed him in.
After Konno entered, the Ferris wheel started, and the two of them turned around and reached the highest point.
Su Guiyi saw the highest point and wanted to kiss him, but found that he was still wearing a hood, which was so big that it would be impossible to get it off, so if he wanted to kiss, he had to kiss through the hood.
Su Guiyi felt too miserable.After finally reaching the highest point, I saw that I was about to give up, and I had no choice but to wear this headgear.After all, it cannot be wasted.
The two were still successful.
After the kiss, they came down, and the two left the Ferris wheel, holding hands all the way. The staff felt helpless seeing the two of them so loving.
I really don't understand the young people nowadays. Do young people like to fall in love like this? ?
Su Guiyi and Konno left holding hands, and when they got into the car, he pushed them into it with all their strength, and they got in the car, almost breaking their head off.
When the two of them left, the manager of the amusement park gave them money and said: "This is the salary of the two of you today, I beg you, don't come again tomorrow, do you know how scary it is for you to come today?" ?
Everyone complained about a bear walking around the amusement park.You even got on the Ferris wheel, and everyone said that you, a bear, are going to be fine.
It scares everyone, and the staff are also scared by you.The reason why you come to work is not for the two of you to fall in love. If you really want to fall in love, go home and talk about it, and don't come here in the future. "
Su Guiyi: "..."
Konno: "..."
Su Guiyi went back with him like this, and when he got out of the car, he bumped recklessly and almost fell down again.
After going back, I took out a chainsaw and sawed off the headgear.
Konno was careful not to hurt Su Guiyi. After taking off the hood, Su Guiyi heaved a sigh of relief. He almost suffocated to death just now, his head was sweating.
Konno looked at the doll and put the doll aside, afraid that he would hit him, he quickly apologized: "Sorry, I won't dare to do it again next time."
Seeing his apology, Su Guiyi didn't accept it at all, picked up the hammer next to him and went towards him: "It's late! I don't accept your apology, I want to hammer you to death."
Konno: "..."
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Although Su Guiyi fell in love with him and had a rich old Gong, he still couldn't change his habit of sweeping the floor.
He has a sincere love for sweeping the floor. After all, he has been sweeping the floor for 999 years and has a sense of belonging.
So, he was cleaning toilets in the lab recently.
Konno didn't even know that he went to the laboratory to clean the toilet, because he took him to the laboratory every morning, just letting him play casually in the laboratory and watch whatever he wanted.
However, Su Guiyi felt very bored, and every time he went to work, he would clean the toilet by himself.
Su Guiyi knew that he didn't like to clean the toilet by himself, so he avoided him every time, and immediately avoided him when he saw him coming, so that he would not be able to catch him.
However, he often walks by the river, so there is no one who does not get his shoes wet. He was caught today. He went to clean the toilet, and Konno came in.
Konno watched helplessly as he cleaned the toilet, "You just... like cleaning the toilet?"
Hearing this, Su Guiyi nodded aggrievedly while holding the broom: "Yeah, I like it very much."
Konno: "..."
Konno looked at his aggrieved appearance, and helplessly stretched out his hand to pinch his face: "What do you think I will do with you? Mrs. Jin, you don't want it, you like to clean the toilet."
Su Guiyi: "..." There are billions of likes.
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Su Guiyi stayed in this world for a few months, and then left crying, and begging for money to let him leave.
He really couldn't stand this world and wanted to leave quickly.
Because these personalities are really terrible, and the time planned for seven days a week is too lifeless.
When Su Guiyi finally left the system administration, he felt that he had only half his life left, so he had to take it easy.
He had no choice but to spend his wages and free money to buy a blind box doll to replace himself.
Really, seven days a week without any day off, this kind of life is really uncomfortable, he still hasten to leave this world, after experiencing this kind of life for several years, he doesn’t want to experience it anymore, he feels that if he continues like this, he will die in that world.
Su Guiyi shivered when he went back, and asked for money: "I don't want to see men again, men are really scary things."
No need for money, I never thought that one day I would see this coquettish fox and be afraid of men.
No money: "You don't like men, how about I introduce women to you?"
Su Guiyi was even more frightened when he heard this, "No, no, I think it is better to be a man. Although I am a little afraid of men now, I feel that I will not be afraid in the future. I think rest, I can fight again in the future .”
for free:"……"
Ha ha……
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