dhibooks Chapter 1 Wedges
Chapter 1 Wedges
Demining first:
The gender and species of the boss time travel are uncertain, and the article may be mixed with romance.
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[Want to make up for regrets?Want revenge?Come to Soul Exchange!
I. Company profile
The soul exchange was established in 19888 in the heaven and earth calendar, and has a history of countless years.
The company currently has 2 employees: the boss, 3344520.
The company's market positioning is all souls who commit suicide, die violently, and linger with resentment and cannot be reincarnated in the six realms and 33 heavens. The service objects include but are not limited to innocent souls and ghosts.
In line with the purpose of "calming the grievances of the world and helping the ghosts to disperse as soon as possible", the company has provided conscientious services to 9999 customers, and the favorable rate is as high as 99.99%.
In the future, the company will continue to focus on customers, continuously optimize its business model, expand its business scale, and provide customers with better and more considerate services.
[-]. Trading Rules
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project charges
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Make up for regret soul 1g
Vengeful Soul 2g
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PS:
1. The specific fee is based on the value given in the price list, and it can be added or subtracted according to the difficulty of the project.
2. The deposit is 20% of the total amount, and will not be refunded if the task is canceled or failed.
[Small characters] The final interpretation right belongs to our company.
[-]. Recruitment information
The company is sincerely looking for 2 assistants and a number of salespersons. There are no restrictions on age, gender, education, and work experience. Those who can bear hardships and stand hard work are preferred.
If you are interested, please submit your resume on the recruitment section of our company's official website.
*Intimate reminder: This company is the only one, and there is no semicolon. If any liar under the banner of the company negotiates a contract with you, please say no, otherwise the company will not be responsible for the series of consequences caused by it.
If you have any questions, please call 2333XXX66, or send an email to [email protected], customer service 3344520 will be happy to answer you. 】
"The above is my latest advertising plan, please give me your advice."
3344520, a young koala, the only employee of the Soul Exchange, put away the PPT page presenter, pushed the flat glasses on the bridge of his nose, and said very professionally.
The boss crossed Erlang's legs and tapped his fingers, "There are no other major problems, but I don't think I need the recruitment assistant. As you know, there are more and more self-reliant Piao Piao recently, and our company's performance has declined a lot. few……"
3344520 squatted on the desk, Heidou stared at him without blinking.
The boss closed his mouth in embarrassment, gritted his teeth for a while and said, "If you don't hire an assistant, I will give you a 10% salary increase."
The little koala lowered his head and gnawed on his paw, "..."
The boss looked sore, "30%!"
The bear ear moved slightly.
The boss was heartbroken, "50%, no more!"
3344520 Dou's eyes lit up, "Deal!"
"..."
"Boss, if there are no other questions, I will post the advertisement."
"go Go."
The little koala hummed a tune and hopped away.
Boss: You son of a bitch!
after an hour
Jingle bell, doorbell rings.
"Boss, I forgot my key!"
"Boss, I have a guest, come out and pick them up!"
Boss: Fuck you bastard!
The author has something to say:
Open a new pit, please warm the pit, please collect~
Presented by a sweet little theater~
Little koala (star-eyed): "Boss, why did you name me 3344520? I've loved you for generations, it's too nasty~"
Boss (indifferent face): "Oh, you think too much, just because there were 3344519 people who died from overwork before you!"
Koala: (｀へ?)
Boss: "Just kidding!"
Little Koala: "..."