Chapter 1
Chapter 1
Meng Xuanyun is the son of Xiaoyaohou, the only son of Xiaoyaohou's son, although Meng Xuanyun has not become a nobleman, people who know him in the imperial city like to call him "Meng Xiaohouye".
Lord Meng Xiaohou is very famous in the imperial city. It should be said that the whole Xiaoyaohou Mansion is very famous. There was a man named Meng Gong in the ancestors of the Meng family. This man was one of the founding heroes of the Dayan Dynasty. .Zhao Mou, the ancestor of the emperor, went down to the country and won the title of Duke with his illustrious military exploits, and his name will go down in history.
At that time, there were many people who won the title with Duke Meng, but later they were either punished by the emperor early on, or the descendants after five generations lost even the last title, leaving everyone alone, only Duke Meng Xiu, the title handed down by the ancestors of the Meng family has only been lowered once, and it is still a marquis today.
This is mainly due to Meng Gong's great foresight, knowing the truth of high meritorious deeds, and quietly established a strange rule, which was passed down from generation to generation. The descendants of the Meng family are either stubborn or mediocre. North Korea is an official.
Meng Gong is also thinking about the descendants of the Meng family. You must know that if you only have a title, you will be scolded as a dude if you are a little confused.After such a hero as the Meng family, the emperor would not say anything, but he must be very taboo in his heart. He had to find ways to win the trust of the emperor, first to save his life, and then to keep his title.
Meng Gong is so smart, and the understanding of the subsequent Meng family is not bad. The first Xiaoyaohou was proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. He was originally a rare talent, but suddenly fell ill. Halo, a halo lasts for several days.The emperor at that time actually smiled lightly, and since then withdrew the post of Marquis Xiaoyao, but the title has not been lowered. There is no other reason. The Meng family is so knowledgeable and has no ambitions. Of course, the emperor chose to show kindness, and he cannot wipe out all the meritorious ministers. , which provoked criticism from later generations.
The second Xiaoyaohou has no special skills, except that his temper is particularly tough-he insisted on marrying a brothel woman as his wife, which caused a lot of noise in most of the imperial city, and was impeached by the imperial censor for a whole month. I advise the censor not to be so careless, after all, this is a family matter of Xiaoyaohou, besides, there is no express rule in Dayan that women in brothels cannot be wives.So the second Xiaoyaohou also passed the test smoothly...
The third Xiaoyaohou was obsessed with merchants and had a weird temper. He opened a restaurant in the imperial city and let the boss act as a waiter. Wen Qian quarreled with traffickers and pawns in the street, and the emperor couldn't help laughing and cursing several times out of tune, but the reward for Xiaoyaohou was not thin at all.
The descendants of the Meng family gradually found their way, and each Xiaoyaohou was a dandy. Over time, whenever Xiaoyaohou's Mengfu was mentioned, people would feel like they had been beaten with chicken blood. Did Xiaoyaohou cause trouble again? What happened? Is the title going to be cut this time... But the discussion is the discussion, and it will never affect the king's heart.Xiaoyaohou's unruly emperor was very happy, every Xiaoyaohou reached a subtle tacit understanding with every emperor, and every time was as stable as Mount Tai.The Meng family has become more determined to be a dandy to the end. Anyway, the title is the word "Xiaoyao", so what if they don't play around?
When it comes to Meng Xuanyun's father, the current Xiaoyaohou Meng Fan, he doesn't like to make troubles, but Meng Fan himself is a fat man of two hundred catties, and it is not easy to walk. , he had raised seventeen or eight cooks specially to prepare delicious food for him. Sometimes the emperor would like to come to the Meng Mansion in microservices to eat, because the cooks in the Meng Hou Mansion were as skilled as the imperial cooks. There were no twists and turns. Yan Dayue.
With the teachings of his ancestors and his incomprehensible father, Meng Xuanyun, as the future heir to the title, joined the ranks of pleasing the emperor early on. Point two commits a basket.
For example, when Lord Meng Xiaohou was still a bun, he beat up the young master of Yongan Housun's family for a word of disagreement, and it was not enough to make people cry. He even drew a vivid turtle on his face .Marquis Yong'an knelt before the emperor to complain, but the emperor just laughed and reprimanded Meng Xuanyun a few words, asking Menghou to take him back and discipline him.At that time, the censor had just attended the imperial court to beat Sun Gongzi to death. The emperor felt that Sun Gongzi really deserved the beating. Meng Xuanyun's turtle painting was good and lifelike.
The emperor also tried Xiaohou Meng's intentions, and the ten-year-old Xiaohou said in shock: "If you beat it, you can beat it, if you paint, you can paint it. Is there any reason?"
These words became one of Meng Xuanyun's famous sayings, flying and domineering became the specialty of the young master, and quickly spread in the imperial city.Not long after that, he did another surprising thing.
There is a beautiful young man named Mu Yuan in the imperial city, every time he goes out, there is a grand scene of throwing fruit carts. Somehow, Lord Meng found out the route of Mu Yuan’s travel, and put a large cart of fruits beside him, waiting for him. After the wives and ladies who were watching Mu Meiren had finished smashing the fruits, Lord Meng Xiaohou ordered people to push the cart around, and the cart full of fruits was sold at a price several times higher than the market price in an instant. After going out, the young master returned home with a bulging purse.
The censor desperately impeached Lord Meng Xiaohou and the people for profit, and the emperor couldn't laugh or cry.
"Tell me, what do you think?"
"Nothing, I just thought it was fun."
After "No need for a reason", "I think it's fun" has also become a famous saying of the little lord. The reputation of the little lord Meng is far and wide. In the eyes of the world, he is not only domineering, but also a down-to-earth dandy and profiteer.
His works are better than those of his ancestors, and the emperor can't find too many faults. It's even a bit ridiculous. Anyway, the reputation of Xiaoyaohou's family will not improve. The emperor watched Menghou and Mengxuanyun both He didn't care, and gradually put down his guard, and named Meng Xuanyun the son of Xiaoyaohou.
Meng Xuanyun successfully worked as a wild crane for several years, but the good times didn't last long. The emperor became the first emperor and the new emperor ascended the throne, which meant that the young master had to pass another hurdle in front of the new emperor.
He originally planned to show his hand casually, but this new emperor is not easy to fool. No matter what the young master does, Tongtong will just laugh it off. In just one month after he ascended the throne, he summoned Menghou twice. He wanted Meng Xuanyun to enter the court as an official.The terrified Lord Meng Xiaohou of course declined because he had no talent or virtue, and knew in his heart that the new emperor might have his eye on the Meng family and came here to test it out.
The tricks played in front of the former emperor will never be played again in front of the new emperor. The little Hou Ye who has been tempered by life to become a master of drama, thought of an ingenious play when he rolled his eyes, and determined to create a new world.
The young master is seventeen this year, and the children of the nobles are usually married at this age, because his reputation was as black as ink since he was a child, and his family was very troubled when they planned to propose marriage to him. Young Lord Meng wanted to jump into the well right away, and it was rumored outside that he had to do it himself for not being able to marry a wife.
Bah bah bah!The master is handsome and handsome, and the tree is facing the wind, so he can't get a wife anywhere!
The young master took a breath of anger, and instead came up with a big plan. Since it is difficult to marry a wife under normal circumstances, it is better to grab one. The majestic young master is absolutely hopeless in robbing people in the street. The emperor will definitely let him go back to Xiaoyao The Hou Mansion repented and never saw him again.
Of course, after working for so many years, the little duke has already made his way, he will not harm any woman, unless he can find a woman who is willing to cooperate with him to act together.It's just that this play may last a lifetime, he has to negotiate with the other person first, if the other party is willing to live with him, then there are a lot of etiquette, and he will treat the other party well after marriage, if the other party does not want the fake show to be real If he did, he would try to send people out of the imperial city and ensure them to live a peaceful and prosperous life.
Look, robbing a woman is just as complicated as the aftermath, and after all, there are too many variables. It is really not as enjoyable as robbing a man. Men don't have to be too particular. The most important thing is that there is a ready-made candidate, who is the secret best friend and good partner of the young master for many years Mu Yuan, another dramatist who is afraid of chaos in the world.
The young master quickly hit it off with Mr. Mu and drew up a plan. The location was chosen casually at Songhe Tower, the busiest place in the imperial city, and the date was chosen to be the most recent festival, the Mid-Autumn Festival.
On the night of the Mid-Autumn Festival on August [-]th, it is advisable to steal, steal, and snatch relatives.
It was the first time in Meng Xuanyun's life that he was robbing a man, and he was inevitably a little nervous. After drinking some wine, he strengthened his courage and went to the top of the Songhe Tower that he had made an appointment with Mu Yuan.
There are so many people who flock to admire the moon that night, when the time comes, Mu Yuan, a well-known handsome man in the imperial city, will appear in the Songhe Tower, and Xiaohou Meng will show up and take him away.
Meng Xuanyun was used to arriving early, and the roof was very windy. He blew a cool breeze for more than half an hour, and it was already past, but Mu Yuan hadn't appeared yet.
There are many buzzing honey bugs flying in his mind, and he has been following his little servant, Meng An. Seeing him blushing, he wanted to help him back to the mansion, but Meng Xuanyun asked Meng An to look for Mu Yuan first, but Mr. Mu didn't show up for a long time. He was a little worried whether his companion had encountered an accident halfway.
The drunk young master was very unreasonable and had great strength. Meng An couldn't hold him back, so he asked him to stay on the roof and not walk around. The young master Meng sat in a daze for a while, dozed off for a while, and tilted his head woke up.
He was still drunk, and his body felt hot for no apparent reason, as if a fire was burning inside him.
The young master still vaguely remembered what he was going to do, who he was going to rob, and looking from a distance, a person happened to pass by in front of the Songhe Tower.
A green shirt scholar.
This person has picturesque features, standing out among a group of moon-watching people, and his handsome appearance, even Mu Yuan can't match it. An inexplicable unique temperament caused the drunk Meng to lose his mind for a moment and fainted.
With a jerk of his messy mind, he immediately made a decision that he regretted for the rest of his life.
What's the point of grabbing Mu Yuan? If you want to grab it, grab the man you like!
When he was sober, he would definitely not be so reckless and reckless. How had Lord Meng Xiaohou ever really bullied anyone? Even if he had someone he admired, no matter male or female, he would not ignore the other party's wishes and act rashly.
But he is just a drunk right now, so it's another matter. Everyone knows, don't reason with a drunk.
Meng Xuanyun flew down from the top of the building, he hid a good martial arts, Menggong back then was famous for his military achievements, how could the descendants of the Meng family let the martial arts that their ancestors were proud of be lost, it was Meng Xuanyun's fat father , There are also a few unique skills, but they are rarely revealed in front of others.
Meng Xuanyun stepped on the ground and ran towards the man.
When the people around saw the drunk young master coming out of nowhere, they hurried out of the way, not knowing what kind of madness the young master was planning to go.Meng Xuanyun rushed in front of the man, he couldn't stand still, and he still vaguely remembered that there was a sentence that had to be said.
"Beauty, I'm here to snatch you... hiccup!!"
Meng Xuanyun smelled of alcohol all over his body, and his drunken face could be bowed.
"You want to rob me?"
The man's mouth curled up in a playful arc, which in the eyes of the drunk Meng meant that he was quite happy.
——Happy to be robbed by him!
"Yes, to rob you!" Meng Xuanyun panted heavily and said loudly, "I want to rob you back to the mansion, and then, and then..."
The young master "then" for a long time, but there was no further comment.
The man almost laughed out loud, and handed him his hand after laughing: "Then what? Why don't you talk while walking?"
Walk?It's too slow!
Drunk Meng couldn't wait, the man's shallow smile dazzled him, and the fire in his belly made him feel uncomfortable again, he stretched out his arms around the man's waist and sniffed deeply, hey, this man got close, there was something on his body A faint sweetness made him feel refreshed.
This smell is not like ordinary spices, and it is a bit familiar, but drunk Meng can't remember where he smelled it, and he doesn't bother to think about it.
A rope flew out of the young master's hand, wrapped it around a tree trunk in the distance and pulled it with strength, and he jumped into the air with his arms around the man.
A lot of onlookers gathered around, all of them were stunned.A boy was the first to react, pointing at Meng Xuanyun's almost blurred back and screaming excitedly: "It's not good, it's not good, Lord Meng Xiaohou is robbing civilian men!"
The drunkard Meng successfully avoided the obstructive onlookers, embraced the beauty contentedly, and walked away under the moonlight like water.
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