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Chapter 9: A good boy can't just spend the night with others!

The relationship between Rocky and Tony Stark is actually good. In fact, this man with big eyes and a mustache in high heels is very similar to Rocky in some ways. Stark is more "cheap", while Loki is more cute, or this is also related to appearance and other aspects. Mr. Stark is a person who can die without hooking up with a girl in a day, so many people preconceived I think he is too unscrupulous, and Loki looks innocent and pleasing, and has not had any bad things with the opposite sex for the time being. Everyone—the people of Asgard are willing to believe that their little prince is a clean young man God, what does it matter if you are a little bear?

But Rocky knew that he and Stark got along very well, and he knew it at the first sight. When Tony Stark was holding a bunch of documents, he knew that this guy was a workaholic who loved work, and It's different for those brainless people who only know how to run and jump.

God knows how many mindless things there are in Asgard, and how much Loki hopes to communicate with people as a quiet indoor worker.

It's a pity that he didn't get these in Asgard, but he could get them on the earth dominated by weak humans, and he almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.If only Sol could become a bright and quiet man!Just after thinking this way, he saw Sol's big dog-like face appearing in front of him, and the so-called "smart and quiet" thought was immediately dispelled.

If his elder brother is smart and quiet, sows can climb trees.

But now, the brother who just threw Tony Stark's half-dead body on the ground is unexpectedly alive, and Loki finds that he doesn't hate his brother's excited expression of asking "brother, are you okay", although that expression is quite stupid, But inexplicably he was happy.

Tony was still moaning on the ground, as if he was condemning something, so Loki, who suddenly felt a little protective of his brother, immediately went to kick him.

Tony moaned even more sadly.

Afterwards, the two Princes of Asgard who came to visit received a grand reception from S.H.I.E.L.D. Mr. Nick Fury, who was wearing a blindfold with black skin and a big face, was also shocked. His serious and serious black face It seems to look darker and deeper.

Loki's magic cannot be faked, and Thor's hammer can't be faked, so mortals quickly and completely accepted the two of them, and released a friendly atmosphere.But Loki knew that if they were the kind of aliens with no strength, they might end up being pulled to do experiments without buying insurance.Thor just naively thought that people on Earth are just like Asgardians, which is really naive.

In the evening, as the Winter Soldier said, he was placed in the Winter Soldier's room in Captain America's apartment in Stark Tower. The director of S.H.I.E.L.D. The captain of the United States and the great prince of Asgard refused seriously and piously.

These two men who suddenly realized that they want to sleep with their friends/brothers and must seize every opportunity to be together and create opportunities if there is no opportunity are like the legendary Iron Warriors, echoed: " No, Chief/Sir, I like to squeeze sleep."

God knows how serious and pious they are when they say this. From the expressions of the friends next to them, you can see how weird they are, and how the director wants to slap this suddenly uncooperative America. Captain's face.

It is said that Xiao Yi Da Yi!It is agreed to sacrifice the small self for the big self!It was agreed not to bring the grievances of the dead to work, Captain!

You think everyone respects the old and loves the young, you old guy in his 90s! ! !

Of course, I just thought about it in my own heart, and I still can't say it directly, not only because there are two brats who are much older than Captain America, but also because this serious and old-fashioned American The captain is actually a 95-year-old boy who is quite pitiful.

So - you just propose to the Winter Soldier and it's over!Where did so many things come from!

But Captain America, who is reserved and serious by nature [Huh], of course can't do that kind of thing. If his Bucky is still the Bucky who was good at hooking up all kinds of girls back then, he would rush forward to express his feelings because of the sense of crisis. The current Bucky is like a blank sheet of paper, what other people say is what they say, but he is ashamed to touch this blank sheet of paper.

But it’s okay, now it’s two people who are unlucky, plus the so-called Thunder God I just met, the two blond, blue-eyed and big-breasted brothers can be regarded as difficult brothers, thinking that others are as unlucky as myself, it’s so healing~

So that night, under the inscrutable eyes of Pepper and Black Widow, two male-like women, Thor and Captain America took two other men to their apartment.Looking at the eyes of these two ladies, Loki somehow felt that the mortal women might be more terrifying than those of Asgard.

They played games in Captain America's room for a while, during which the Winter Soldier's mighty and majestic iron arm pinched two controllers, while the more powerful and brainless Thor pinched three.

Things in the human world are really interesting, for example, many of their war and strategy games, which made Loki, who has always felt that he has a high IQ, feel a little threatened, but at the same time feel a little relieved. The optimistic planet is a very cute place. If you have neither individual strength nor tactics, it is completely unworthy of a god to do diplomacy.

But now it seems that maybe the earthlings should not be underestimated.Asgard and other deceitful races are good at improving personal strength but have no strategies and tactics. Wars still exist on the earth in the state of Europe 2000 years ago. They can’t even set up a trap. Loki, who learned from books, thought he could lead Asgard on the road to the planet of smart people, but he found that his people didn't need it. They prefer physical fighting, just like being cute .

His brother is a typical example. He didn't fight well because of his brain damage. Everyone said he was a hero, but he used magic to make traps. Everyone thought he liked intrigue.

It's as if a magician should devote his whole life to civilian industry, and cannot step into the military, otherwise he is not a qualified magician.

Although after he showed that he was a good magician and was willing to use magic to make gadgets for the convenience of everyone's life, everyone treated him more kindly and kindly, just like treating a brat who finally got his way.Around that time, his sense of presence slowly caught up with his brother's, and gradually became equal.

And then that's when he suddenly discovered something, about the fact that he might never be as good as his brother in some ways, and something unspeakable.But he is so smart, completely different from his bad-tempered broken brother, he can hide his thoughts without being discovered by anyone.For example, now, no one has noticed his initial hostility towards the earth. Although this hostility is gone now, his brother who only knows how to play around in other people's worlds without any deep thoughts is too bad.

Yes, his brother came here to play casually, and he came here for diplomacy, so he said he wouldn't come down casually to play!How could it be the same as his stupid brother? !

He didn't come down as soon as he was stimulated!He's not here for the pudding!

Then at about ten o'clock, the owner of the apartment, Mr. Good Captain of the People, solemnly told the two travelers and his roommate that human beings should go to bed at ten o'clock in the evening, so as not to have dark circles, bags under the eyes and bad teeth The appetite is delicious and fragrant.

Thor couldn't hide his smile.

"..." The Winter Soldier looked at his excited little friend coldly, pursed his lips, then dropped a handle that was pinched again, and pulled Loki up: "Come on, you sleep with me."

Loki's cat-like emerald green eyes turned left and right, and saw the anxious expressions of two blond men, including his brother's aggrieved eyes, and suddenly his mood became even worse, so he also pulled up the Winter Soldier's The intact arm: "Okay, okay, you are a double bed, can the two of us sleep in it?"

"Yes, the width is [-] meters and the length is [-] meters, which is enough for rolling." So in Steve's eyes, his good friend Bucky left him heartlessly, and at the same time What disappeared together was his planned future life.

What, you ask him what is planned?

Of course, talking to each other in the same bedroom and then working to wake up Bucky's memory so that he can return to the good life 70 years ago!

But now he has some ideas, maybe Bucky really doesn't want to go back, and he may have seen his own ideas and little tricks.

This thought made him panic for a moment.

When the two dying young men/gods with Ji in their name, and people with Ji in their names were about to walk into the bedroom arm in arm, a roar like thunder erupted in Steve's small apartment: "Loki! Mama said I won’t let you casually go to other men’s rooms at night!!!”

Then I endured the same thing for a long time, and soon another sharp voice sounded: "Mama wouldn't say that! Judging by my gender, it's not okay to be with women casually!"

...The Captain America, who was still depressed just now, and the Winter Soldier who didn't know what he was thinking were stunned.

Then Thor, the god of thunder, continued to make a thunderous and majestic voice: "...men and women are not allowed!!!"

——Hey, it's not right for you to treat your brother like this!

The author has something to say: A few days ago, Jinjiang's chrysanthemum twitched == no way to post. . .

Well, I'm still lazy, and I don't want to write if I can't post. . .

Then finally posted it, um huh applause