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Chapter 46: You will never inherit my baldness!

Spicy chicken shreds—no, Malekith, he and Laufey are two old men who are known as the worst and worst—Now Laufey is about to take off the hat of a bad guy, but Malekith still wants to be bad .

"Think about it, if we can defeat Asgard, the second prince you want so much can easily be your heir! Aren't you tempted?"

Facing Malekith's greasy and crooked soft-film hardcore, Lau Fei just wanted to vomit at him: I'm so excited!I'm so excited!That da da da is my own son!

But he couldn't say that.

The first is because Loki seems very stubborn, and Frigga treats him well enough, so once Loki knows that he is not Odin's own, he may be stimulated to do something. It's not easy to clean up.

The second is because Laufey no longer wants to bring his race to live on the barren Jordheim. He wants to come to Earth, and the Earth seems to be very inclusive, and it may be a suitable place for them to live. The attitude of the people is also good, and they can go to S.H.I.E.L.D. to apply for superheroes or something, which is great.

If there is an easy life and a good life, who wants to start a war?

So as you can see, Laufey doesn't want to mess with Malekith.But since Malekith wants to attack Asgard, he doesn't mind sending a favor.So now he is conspiring with the Dark Elf Teletubbies on the surface, but he has his own ideas in private.

Odin said before that maybe the second son he brought could become a bridge of peace between the two races. At that time, he said nonsense to fool Frigga, but now it is really a bit true.

Of course, with Odin's straight intestines passed down in the same line, he could not have imagined that the gods unfolded like today.

He also never thought that one day he would need to tell his second son that I am not your biological father.

——I can’t say it! ! !

Odin now has to tell Loki the troubling fact that Heimdall says he saw Laufey and Malekith colluding on Earth.These two people will definitely talk about attacking Asgard together when they are together, so they may talk about Loki's life experience. If they wait until they tell Loki, the matter will be over, so they must speak out on their own.

——It’s better to let them tell! ! !

Odin grabbed his half-bald head, tears were about to fall.

——I can’t say it! ! !

During dinner, the Avengers kindly gave up the dining hall to the Protoss, allowing them to exchange their feelings during this time.Therefore, there is only the Odin family in such a large dining room.Seeing his father pulling his hair non-stop, Sol said stupidly: "Father, you don't have much hair, don't pull it bald..."

"So why! Why is this stupid boy my son! That smart one is not!" Odin continued to pull his hair, looking pitiful, he was going to be as bald as Loki's own father soon.

But no matter what, this fact must be told to Loki: "Loki, my youngest son, today I must tell you one thing, one truth."

He took a deep breath.

Loki looked at him innocently.In fact, this son is not so innocent. Odin knew that his young son was a very naughty brat at heart, but this brat was also the son he and Frigga loved for many years, so suddenly he wanted to say, "You are not me. Son" who can say such a thing?

Loki looked at his father strangely, and raised his face from the panna cotta. There was a white circle around his mouth, which Thor wiped off with his hands with a smile.They were just as close as they were many years ago, but would it still be the case after Odin said that?Will their two sons become intriguing, strange and alienated, as indifferent to each other as the Asgardians and the Jordheims?

——He couldn’t say it ahhh! ! !

But hesitating is not like Odin!

So he finally said: "Loki, you...you will never inherit my baldness!"

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Saying this sentence is like a bolt from the blue, much louder than the sentence "You are not my own son".

Everyone stared blankly at Odin, who told him about his baldness, and was also drunk.

"Ahem!" Odin put the cup heavily on the table, trying to hide his unnaturalness: "Loki, what I want to say is that you are actually not my son, but Laufey's..."

At this time, you can see Odin's ability to hit and hit by mistake. He first said one thing like a thunder, and then said another, and because the other party hadn't recovered from the previous thunder, he said something to the back. That's resistance is much weaker, for example, now, Loki doesn't have the aftertaste.

Only Saul, who looked stupid, actually reacted: "Oh my god! Mom, you actually cheated on Jordheim! Cool!"

...This is definitely not the correct way to guess that your mother is cheating, is it?

Sure enough, Frigga, who was shot innocently, was also angry: "Who cheated! How could I cheat?!"

"Eh? Isn't it? I thought Mom, you like bald heads... Then how could my brother be Lao Fei's son? Could it be... Dad, you actually have an affair with Lao Fei?!"

"..."

The hall fell into silence again, and then everyone came back to their senses. Odin and Frigga started to beat their son with weapons without saying a word.

real!Sol can't speak then!Rocky is so cute!Why is it their own son who can't speak? !

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Loki reacted when he heard Sol asked absurdly if his father had an affair with Laufey. He quickly changed a phantom in his seat, and then ran away, which can be called a mess.

People are very strange creatures, they are suspicious and always can't fully love someone, certain people.Loki sometimes feels that he magnifies the shortcomings of human beings, and he can't like and love who he likes without thinking like his brother.Of course, maybe his brother is stupid, which is not a good thing, but in reality, Sol is much happier than him. His broken head only needs to think about chicken nuggets or chicken legs.

When a few people in the dining room stopped and Thor was beaten black and swollen, they realized that the second son, Loki whom everyone loved, was gone.

And at this time Rocky has arrived at the home of Charles Xavier.

"It's ridiculous. The first thing I think of is you, Charles. We haven't known each other for a day, have we?"

"No, Loki, I'm glad you think of me, my friend. So can you please get out of here first, Eric?" Charles said softly, if you don't look at his now naked upper body with red marks, It really does feel like he's in a pretty normal moment right now.

Eric's face turned livid.

"Charles! He should go out and wait! It's so late! At this time! At this time, he actually came to disturb!"

—What is "so late" Mr. Eric? !It's not even nine o'clock yet!

—What is a "time like this", Mr. Eric? !Why don't you just take a cold shower?

The author has something to say: poor buy your head =0=