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Chapter 34: Lau Fei who wants to buy a house on Earth

The next part of the negotiation in the coffee shop can basically be ignored. Loki is very surprised why the leader of the ice giant, who was so aggressive just now, suddenly counseled. No, it is not so much counseling as it is absent-minded.Loki felt that the painting style of the ice giant in front of him had changed from a bitter enemy to a loving father-he shivered and felt quite disgusted.

"If you must invade the earth, you must face the Asgardians." Finally, Sol said this under Loki's gesture. Although he was very upset, Thor was the heir to the throne of Asgard. Saying that would be even more stressful.But after Saul finished speaking, he couldn't help adding: "Whoever wants to hurt our friends must pay the price."

Laufey made a distorted "stupid" mouth, and then his loving and disgusting expression-this is what Saul thinks, because Laufey and Odin are both unloving bears Old man, now this old man Xiong is still smiling disgustingly at his younger brother, he thinks that the other party is a snake maniac, and wants to abduct his younger brother.

In essence, this idea is indeed correct, but in essence, Loki is not his brother at all.Let us praise Saul's intuition, he is indeed the male god of the beast.

Taking a deep breath, Lau Fei allowed himself to look far away, so he couldn't see the face of the big golden retriever opposite him who was as ugly as his father, and he couldn't see the big golden retriever putting his hand on the person who might be his son. The pride on his shoulders almost suffocated him.He brewed his expression for a while, took out the posture of the most handsome guy in Jordheim back then, and then began to speak like a god in mythology.

This is what the gods do when they pretend to be.

"If you know Jordheim, you will understand me, young people, don't rush to refute me, listen to me slowly."

"I believe that you have all seen the reproductive ability of humans in Midgard, and the gods and giants with superior strength cannot achieve such prosperity and reproduction. People in Asgard even have to be two thousand years old to have children. , because it is necessary to ensure safety. Because gods and giants are all creatures born with energy, so it takes a lot of effort to give birth."

"But there are more difficult places here for the ice giants-the cold weather here in Jordheim has caused many problems in the reproduction and growth of the Jordheimers, so these aspects are even more difficult."

"So if the earth can provide some places for us to live in, the ice giants can provide a lot of benefits, in order to thank the people on earth for their help."

Laufey finished speaking, pretending to be pretentious, at this time it seems to be his son or maybe not, but thinking about Odin's urine, he thinks it should be Loki asked: "The population of the earth is conservatively estimated at 65 billion, are you sure you Can you live in?"

Both Sol and Laufey, who came from the countryside, were stunned by this number.

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"Laufey has gone to Earth." Odin, who sneezed twice in the morning and was restless, hurried to Jordheim, and found that Laufey was not there, so he hurriedly let Haidamur take a look. Sure enough, this Wu Ke ran away. went to earth.He hurriedly told Frigg the news.

Why did Odin know if Laufey was there after a visit to Jordheim? Could he enter the ice giant's palace?That's not the case, in fact, he just scolded as a routine, and when he found no one scolded back, he knew that Lau Fei was definitely not there, because if this old Wu Ke was there, he would jump out and scold a few times even if he was about to die. sentence.

"I'm going to Earth," Frigg said, "You sit in God's Domain."

"Eh? Wife, what are you doing?"

Frigga held a wand in her hand, her usual gentle face became solemn now: "What am I going to do? Someone wants to rob my son and another son's daughter-in-law! What do you think I'm going to Earth for?!"

Odin fell silent.

"..." After a long while, he asked weakly, "Your son and another son's wife... are talking about the same person... right?"

Frigg looked at her fainted husband with idiotic eyes.

Looking back to the earth, Sol told him the original words of Laufey after discussing with Iron Man, and told him in Iron Man's laughter, "Ahahahaha, you have met a psychopath, hahahahaha" What they said is true. There are indeed ice giants who want to come to Earth to buy a house beyond their means. Although the housing prices in the United States are quite low, if the entire race of ice giants——cough cough, their economy doesn’t matter...

"You can rest assured that if the ice giants have a second heart, Loki and I can stick to their leader on Earth, and the warriors of Asgard can also defeat the Jodheim without a leader. My parents can do it at any time." Lead the soldiers to fight." Thor said, holding a mobile phone specially made by Stark in his hand, the ordinary one was smashed by him as a hammer, and now he looks no different from ordinary earthlings, it looks like It's kind of funny.

"You just ignored Yurm," Tony said, "Although we earth heroes are a little weaker, it's still safe to trap the underage ice giants."

"Okay, then, Mr. Laufey," Thor, who made it clear to Tony, looked at Mr. Laufey, the leader of the ice giant, with a gentle expression of his big golden retriever: "You can go to Stark Tower to talk about life and ideals with the people on Earth first. Let me tell you about the feelings of your ethnic immigrants, if there is any problem, my brother and I will help, please believe in our kindness to the Jordheim people."

"Your brother" shit! ! !That's my son! ! !my son! ! !

Laufey spent half his life trying to suppress his snarl, managed to force a smile, and thanked Sol.

Yurm has been standing obediently by the side watching, he can't intervene in this situation, Loki frowned, hugged the little ice giant for the first time, and stuffed it into Sol's arms: "hug Follow him," he said.In this way, Laufey's son was controlled and served as a hostage.

This is also the first skin-to-skin contact between Ulm and Loki. Taking advantage of Loki's nervousness, Ulm carefully felt this feeling, and then used his spirit to convey the message to Laufey's mind: "The body of the second prince of the Protoss race It has the blood of the ice giant, very familiar."

The second prince of the protoss, with black hair, white skin and green eyes, loves sweets, and has superb magic skills... Lau Fei silently recalled it, and then cursed Odin in his heart.

"The half-bald old man is not a good thing! Steal my son, oh, oh, oh!!!"

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