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Chapter 32: Dear Iron Man

Thor, Loki and the ice giant left, and Stark Tower became calmer as a whole.The great Mr. Stark has time to do something of his own.You know, when these interstellar people were on his side, he did more observations, but today, he finally had time to analyze.

What to analyze?Analyze the difference in Jarvis that he found these days.

This is the problem that the Protoss brothers have caused these days on earth.Sol is a man with low emotional intelligence, and his nerves are still strong. Loki can't face up to the relationship between him and his brother, but others are not blind, and they can see that they are like a husband and wife. The strange situation, and the person who has been watching them is Jiawei s.

Well, maybe not human, but given that Jarvis is no different from ordinary intelligent beings now, he can be said to be human.

Anyway, Jarvis has seen too many discordant things between males and males, so some of his ideas have also changed. What Tony can obviously find is that Jarvis will have different attitudes towards men and women. The difference is that he is still indifferent to women - maybe an acquaintance like Pepper can make him gentler, but when talking to men, Jarvis's voice can clearly hear a little pleasure.

This is not good, Jarvis, your master is not dead yet, why are you acting like a red apricot out of the wall?

"Mr. Jarvis, if you have time, can you secretly take some photos of Captain America?" Coulson asked Jarvis so softly one day when Iron Man was secretly eavesdropping.

It turned out that Tie Ni's ears are not good, or the voices of Coulson and Jarvis are too low, he only measured Jarvis's mood index is very high - since he is a machine, the detection of mood index is just data, don't Too easy.So what Jarvis actually said was, "So can you help me out there to get Mr. Stark drunk while he's talking to his girlfriends?" and he didn't know.

Later, Wishbone and Hawkeye had similar things with Jarvis, and it was the same. Tony found that Jarvis's tone was graceful and happy, but he was so happy. ! !

All the great Mr. Stark knows so far is that Jarvis is always happy to talk to men, and when he wants to know what Jarvis said, Jarvis will delete that period of history so that he She doesn't know anything, and secretly suspects like an abandoned woman.

——Oh no, Iron Man Da Da is Da Da Da, Da Da Da is domineering and cool, how could he be an abandoned wife?

However, Iron Man, an emotional expert, did not discover his emotional problems. He just found that the people around him were difficult to deal with. To Hawkeye, from Hawkeye to Wishbone, he couldn't refuse when the question came, because Coulson is from SHIELD, the cooperative unit, and Hawkeye's target is Natasha, the general attacker, and Wishbone is the person who just joined them, He can't chill the rookie.

So Tie Ni kept lamenting at the party that today was a cocky night, and then she was fed a stomach full of wine, which made her even more cocky.

It would be more pleasant when Jarvis talked to those men.

Endless loop.

Therefore, Iron Man had only Jarvis as his companion on many nights of chicken touching. When Pepper sent him back, he was not gentle at all, but it was not bad for a woman to throw a short man into bed, although Among them, Jarvis instructed the mechanical arm to help, and when Xiaodai accidentally threw the drunk Iron Man on the ground with his legs upside down, Pepper felt that she and Jarvis exchanged a tacit expression.

"I have a task tomorrow afternoon, so wake up Tony in the morning, and slap him if he doesn't wake up." Speaking of this, Little Pepper paused: "I don't need to say that you will do the same, and you will do well , Jarvis, you are really the savior of the Stark family."

Let's put some wax on tomorrow's Iron Man.

Today's Iron Man is so drunk, of course, a large part of the credit is Hawkeye and the others. It is impossible for Tony to let himself drink like this. also did.So he must have hooked up with the girl, so Hawkeye and the others are fulfilling what they promised.

Of course, he will also fulfill his promise, he will secretly take some innocuous photos of Captain America and the Winter Soldier, and also take some photos of the best angles of Black Widow, and then secretly hand them over to those idiots.In this case, the two parties have a perfect transaction.However, people who want photos can get the benefits ready-made. They can look at the photos and drool every day. It's not called a pervert.

But what about Jarvis, what good does he get?

If Captain America and the Winter Soldier knew someone wanted their picture, they might have offered to take a picture with that person.

If the Black Widow knew that Hawkeye wanted a photo of him, she would have only shown a shy smile that she couldn't normally see, and then slapped Hawkeye on the bird's head.

But if Iron Man knew that Jarvis was preventing him from hooking up girls...

Might uninstall Jarvis.

And even if he doesn't know, he won't get any benefit, because he still likes the soft bodies of those women, and a casual night-life without any love, and as for Jarvis, Jarvis is Jarvis , was never considered.

But Jarvis is Jarvis, he is not a human being, not a fragile human being, he can have a lot of time to slowly establish his own feelings, and then establish a relationship with Tony Stark other than the partner, although Tony The time is less.

But don't worry, the machine's computing power and analysis ability are the best, he can accurately calculate all the moods that belong to Tony, and swear by the fact that he has the most superb program in the world.

The next day, Tony Stark woke up with a gentle glass of warm water.

Don't ask why a glass of warm water is gentle. In fact, Tony's task is to go to a foreign town to fight gangsters in the afternoon-and don't ask why gangsters are in such a small town.He was supposed to start in the afternoon, so he had to be up at ten o'clock in the morning.Jarvis saved Tony a lot of time. He changed Tony's pajamas, washed his face, and shaved his beard thoughtfully. Then he found that Tony was still awake, and finally poured a glass of warm water.

He didn't even slap his face directly like Pepper suggested.

"Jarvis... what time is it?" Irony, who was awakened by the warm water, asked in a daze. Jarvis took back the water, and then said in his usual clear voice: "10:30, your afternoon The departure should be at one o'clock, and you still have two and a half hours to eat, take a bath, and try to have a massage, sir."

"Massage is good... wait! Massage? Who's going to massage?"

"Xiao Dai is ready to serve you at any time," Jarvis's mechanical hand signaled Tony to see the silly machine behind him eager to try: "He also studied acupuncture and essential oil massage seriously."

"For the sake of my life, forget it." Tony said.