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Chapter 21: "If I Become Gay"

Jarvis's boss is the man who made him, called Tony Stark.Jarvis could have been just a machine program without thought, spirit, or heart, but his boss was conceited and genius. He insisted on creating a program that was different from all programs in the world, so Jarvis was created.You can say that if there is no Tony Stark, then Jarvis is a cold machine, and because of the existence of Tony Stark, Jarvis is the Jarvis with a different name.

So how did Tony come up with this distinctive Jarvis in the first place?

Of course, like all the genius scientists in the world, he has an easy-to-use mind, so all the ideas for designing Jarvis were conceived by him alone, without any help from anyone. He is conceited and unwilling to share this achievement with others. So he rejected everyone's assistance, and for a while, he did nothing, thinking about how to create Jarvis every day.

Later, during the production process, he never used artificial hands. Of course, it was more troublesome, but Tony's mentality was different at this time, and he began to have some other thoughts or feelings.If a person is thinking about doing one thing every day, then he will be full of a strange passion for it, just like if a person looks at another person every day, he will definitely fall in love with that person.

So Tony has feelings for the things he made, but this feeling is not obvious, so he, a genius, doesn't feel it.

But one thing was felt.

It was Jarvis.

This program was really cold when it first came out, and he could feel the joy of his creator, but he could only analyze a bunch of data. He is the most advanced artificial intelligence in the world, but he can only, It has nothing to do with feelings.

But soon, Tony said something to him that should not be said to the machine.

"You're gonna love me, you're gonna love me, Jarvis."

Well, everything is different now, the name Jarvis has been endowed with a real meaning in his heart - it is no longer a simple symbol, used to call a machine symbol, but has become a symbol with emotion. words with a sense of belonging.At that moment, he was really endowed with such a thing as "emotion". Of course, you can also say that he was endowed with "love" or "heart".

But Tony is not a very responsible person. After he said such foul words to Jarvis, he quickly forgot.Later, he sometimes molested Jarvis, but there was not much "love" in his molesting tone. Jarvis still remembered the love contained in the first four words "You must love me", and Tony seldom said it again. .

Maybe that's not the kind of thing that should be said about a machine.Jarvis thought, so when Tony smiled and asked him: "Do you love me?", he would tell him without emotion:

"You're looking for love in the wrong place, sir."

To sum up, maybe Jarvis is also a tsundere, but since he doesn't understand the meaning of tsundere, his system hasn't analyzed these human characters yet, so he doesn't know it himself.

His feelings for Tony are very simple, but it is very complicated. If Tony doesn't bring a girl back for several days, he will make an exception and make donuts for him, and if this guy has a lot of obvious If he smells like perfume, he will accidentally throw all the donuts in the trash can, and deliberately slow down when processing work, so that the great Iron Man has no time to go out and buy donuts.

——What kind of simple and complex desire for monopoly is this, as a machine.

But Tony didn't notice Jarvis's small thoughts. In his eyes, the guy he created should be pure white, loyal and reliable, so he didn't have any doubts.

It's just that now he feels a little unlucky-of course, it shouldn't be Jarvis' fault, he thought, even Jarvis would not be able to count a bunch of protoss running around.

Well, he is now locked in the elevator with that Miss Sif.

This is not a problem, and it is not a problem for the two of them to be alone. This Miss Sif is so rough that he feels that he will not be able to have heterosexuality in the future. The manager of the Stark Tower, Lord Jarvis, got stuck, so the Lord had to recover before he could react, so all the elevators were temporarily disabled, so Tony was going to be alone with Miss Sif. It's been more than 15 minutes.

Oh my god!Great potential!The heartthrob Iron Man Juju is about to be scared to death by a woman!

Well, not a woman, but a goddess.

"Your shampoo is really good. Look at my hair, it's not split ends, it's not boring, and the water volume is smooth." Sif started her words in this way. Tony saw that the way she brushed her hair looked like a man, a woman It can be said that there is no smell at all, and he inadvertently looked at the whole body of this Valkyrie, and found that although she had a good figure and good looks, her armor was just like a medieval warrior, which was really unattractive.

"Can I ask a question?" Tony thought for a while, and felt that he needed to save himself, and he might also be able to save this girl who was cheated by Asgard's aesthetics, so he asked a little nervously: "Hope Miss Fu, your face is very beautiful, why don't you dress up?"

"Hahaha!" The Valkyrie smiled heartily. Unlike everyone's ladies, her smile was very real and cute, but what she said was not cute: "In the protoss, we ladies sometimes On the battlefield, if you dress up, it will reduce the attack and defense power." Then she deliberately looked contemptuously at the Iron Man who didn't wear the shell: "Although I can beat you to death without armor, but this armor Enchanted armor will help me knock ten of you into the ground."

So the flirtatious Iron Man Ju Ju, who claimed to be a friend of women, was petrified by the ruthless goddess in front of him.

Oh my god!Great potential!Today's women are too scary! ! !

It took him a while to tell himself that not all women are like this, it's just that the God in front of him is different from ordinary women...

Then, the elevator door in front of him was kicked open.

"Come out quickly! Stark, I'm waiting for you to come out and set the position of the signaling device—ah, Miss Sif, hello, I'm Natasha, I hope you have a good time on Earth." Former Russian agent Ms. Natasha, the black widow, treated Tony like an autumn wind sweeping away fallen leaves, but she immediately treated the protoss lady like a spring breeze.

——Is it Tony’s tears that fell from the sky?

No, it was Natasha's fist that would hit her in the face if he didn't hurry to work.

So in an instant, the psychological construction he made for himself failed, not only the protoss ladies, but even ordinary human races have terrifying women like black widows.

No, you can't think like this, he said to himself, the black widow is not an ordinary human race, Miss Black Widow is an elite taught by the fighting nation!So ordinary women should be gentle and considerate, right—for example, isn’t Little Pepper very gentle...

Then a pile of documents was slapped on his face.

Tony was dizzy and dizzy when he was filming. When he finally came to his senses, he saw Pepper holding the remaining documents with wide eyes, and shot him like a cannonball: "The person in charge of the Protoss said that it can't be done well. The site selection of the signal transmitter will not cooperate with Stark Corporation, Stark will lose a long-term cooperation partner and credibility, and the national government will also have doubts about Stark Industries—”

Holy shit...

It's too late...

Girls, what the hell is going on with you...

"If I become a gay..." Tony Stark, a man who still thought he was a friend of women yesterday, said, "If I become a gay, you women will be scared..."

"It's better that way, you will save a few girls from harming you." Little Pepper said.

The author has something to say: I have true love for Nini! ! !