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Chapter 15: A Big Deal

In the end, Rocky changed into the clothes that his brother regarded as "recognizable". In fact, he had to thank the local tyrant Iron Man for his willingness to provide assets to buy the best quality clothes for the protoss brothers who "have a lot of things". In the private customization shop, I almost quarreled with the tailor because I didn't customize it in advance.At last Loki's clothes rack touched the tailor's heart.Not only took that one away, but also wore one more.

Then they continued to discuss life philosophy and poetry with the Avengers. During the period, Iron Man proposed to do business with God's Domain. Thor almost agreed directly, but was slapped back by the witty Loki: "Mr. Stark, it depends The price you can offer."

Tony Stark, a guy whose blood is full of businessmen's copper smell, immediately smiled sincerely: "We are all friends, talking about money is so hurtful, right Brother Saul?"

Just as Sol was about to agree to express his affection for the three words "big brother", Loki slapped him back again. "It hurts to talk about money, so why don't you provide us with free services? Stark...little brother?" Loki said mockingly. He might have wanted to say "big brother" at first, but he took a look at Tony's height. After that, he replaced "big brother" with "little brother".

Although Sol felt that his younger brother was a bit stingy, he still shut up obediently. He has never been good at negotiating. He knows what needs his younger brother to play, and he also knows what he is good at.Now his younger brother is working for the benefit of the God Realm, and he looks very serious.

"Stark Enterprises will provide Asgard Protoss Royal Family with civil technology products and manufacturing methods, Asgard will provide Stark Enterprises with advanced military technology and schematic drawings, and Stark will create more advanced After getting the combat supplies, you must give back to Asgard..." Without the interruption of his brother, Loki quickly entered the highest state of the god of mouth cannon, and he finished all his conditions in one breath, speaking quickly and Rhythmic, Tony almost said yes.

But the businessman's mind saved him.

"No matter how you look at it, we are at a disadvantage. There is no way to do business in this way, Your Highness, the little prince." Mr. Tony Stark raised his eyebrows, and his dark night-like eyes gleamed under the natural sunlight.

He may have meant to provoke Loki, because he read the word "little" in The Little Prince very carefully, but Loki is not the normal Loki now, but Asgard with the "Diplomat" BUFF. His Royal Highness the Second Prince, I saw him take out a piece of paper with confidence, and Hawkeye saw with his powerful eyesight that it was "Asgard-Midgard Equality Treaty", a piece of paper filled with writing, The word equality is especially important, and the feeling of inequality is almost obvious.

"Where did he take out a piece of paper? Just now I remembered that he didn't have anything on him." The black widow Natalie asked in a low voice, and then Mr. Thor praised his brother with obvious complacency: "This is Magic~ Loki is the best at magic!"

At this moment, Thor is not at all the scumbag student who was bullied by the teacher thousands of times because of his permanent failure in magic. He perfectly interprets what a good brother is - he just takes what his younger brother is proud of as his own.

Loki pursed his lips and continued his negotiation: "If you sign here, Asgard will provide protection for Midgard-I know this is not good for the Stark family itself, but as Surely you would agree, superhero, the great Mr. Iron Man in service of the name?"

Beside, Captain America's eyes lit up.

Director Fury's eyes lit up.

The eyes of all the people who love the people who don't have so much about the economy in their heads are brightened.

And the current head of the Stark family, Mr. Tony Stark, who always thinks about money professionally, turned dark.

He looked at the expectant expressions of the group of friends next to him, signed the letter with a little humiliation, and then raised his proud head at the 1.8-meter-1.9 and [-]-meter-three God brothers: "Next You are my bodyguards, boys, do a good job!"

At this time, if Loki quarreled with him, he would follow his will instead. Now Iron Man is already in a state of rushing to find someone to quarrel with, but Loki ignored him and signed him on the contract. Brother's name, and then grabbed Thor's hand and pressed a fingerprint on it.

"Very well, Mr. Thor, please come and protect Midgard from now on. As a condition, Mr. Stark will work for us for the rest of his life - if you go back and ask the god of the underworld, Mr. Stark will also work for Aspen after he dies." Gard is serving~"

Thor was a little angry when he heard that he was going to be a bodyguard for the little earthlings, but he couldn't help laughing when he heard this. His younger brother is so naughty, he likes to attack others with a vicious tongue, he looks proud Mr. Iron Man will be angry for a long time.But it doesn't matter, he doesn't have much affection for this kind of playboy-type man, and it doesn't matter if Loki messes with him casually.

"...Jarvis, don't provide any services to these two brothers these days." Tony whispered.Although his butler didn't speak, he knew he heard it, so his mustache twitched.

After finishing a good deal, the brothers went back to the room to talk to their parents about it. "We can go home first," Thor said, "I want to tell my father about Midgard. If we can gain the friendship of people on this planet, we will have a better chance of fighting the ice giant."

Loki nodded.Of course, he had to tell his parents about doing such a big thing, but he was a little surprised that his brother could also have such an IQ.

They wanted to contact Odin and Frigga, but at the same time the couple also wanted to contact their two sons. "My mother is worried about traveling thousands of miles~" Frigga said to Odin: "I want to go down and see how they are doing, and buy a few bags, a few boxes of cosmetics, and a few clothes..."

Odin didn't even want to ask "Wife, do you want to see your son or buy something?" He deeply knew how violent and insane his wife would be in a one-on-one time. He was not a "gentle, virtuous and good woman" "The appearance, this point, he is very clear from top to bottom.

Domestic violence is really horrible!

Even if it doesn't hurt much, and it can't do real damage!But domestic violence is really horrible!

So one hour later, Odin waved a small handkerchief to bid farewell to Goddess Frigg on the Rainbow Bridge: "Go early and return early!"

Frigga turned around and smiled at him, and made an "OK" gesture. This goddess looked exactly like the ordinary little girl on the earth before going shopping. Odin wiped his bald head with satisfaction. Li Jia is so young and beautiful until now, and it is also because their husband and wife love each other and don't quarrel, and they don't need to get angry when they don't need it-when they get angry, they will have wrinkles, and wrinkles are the enemy of beauty.

"The good man is me, and the nest is old Odin." Father Odin wiped his bald head again, and said to Heimdall with the horns: "Young man, if you get married in the future, you must learn Me, so that husband and wife can live in harmony..."

"Let's not say that I am here to guard the gate every day, all year round, and the salary is not high. Boss, you don't want to raise my salary and don't give me benefits. When will I find a girlfriend? Let me just say a little bit," Heimdall said solemnly. To put it bluntly - he couldn't hear the slightest bit of dissatisfaction with Odin in his tone, it can only be said that he concealed his sincerity well: "Why is Her Highness Friggia still so beautiful, but you are so old and bald? ? His Majesty Odin?"

"..." Odin, who was still touching his bald head, fell silent.

After a while, he continued to speak earnestly—but he could hear a gnashing of teeth during this period—and said: “Young man, don’t make it up, I have too much male hormones, and the distribution of blood supply on the head is strange, so some places I'm bald, so I can only say that I'm too masculine!"

"A good man is me! I am old Odin!"

"...His Royal Highness Loki promised me that when the new king takes over, he will give me a salary increase and adjust my annual leave and benefits. I decided to turn into his fan in one minute." Haidamur said: "And Your Majesty Odin, you are not masculine, your thick-skinned hair can't grow out of it ==”

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