puberty

Chapter 1: What if Lei Shenni's younger brother becomes a good bear!

Highly intelligent life forms always have the same place in some respects, this is a certain weak race - some experts in human beings say.They believe that if there are gods in this world, then the gods must have something in common with humans in some respects.

This point of view spread to the God Realm, and it made the gods laugh.In their long and proud lives, there have not been so many research topics on these so-called souls, and they also think that they have nothing to do with human beings.

For example, puberty, isn’t there something called puberty in the growth stage of human beings?Not many children would rebel at that time, have low self-esteem, and over-arrogance lead to secondary school. Are there any violent incidents?

——By the way, gods will not understand what the meaning of secondary school is.

Of course, gods don't understand what puberty is, and if puberty happens to a god, it will mainly be at a certain age.

As gods, they've lived too long to even count as toddlers, teens, adolescence or anything.No god pays attention to this either.

Odin, the father of the gods, is in a bit of trouble these days. His two sons can't get along peacefully, just like two carnivores always fight, or a lion and a snake don't get along well. However, they were all well before that, and the Odin family was often voted "the most loving family" by the people of Asgard.

But in just a few days, maybe a few months, or if we have to go back, it can be a few years.Anyway, the changes started slowly, and by the time he and Frigga realized something was wrong, his youngest son Loki had already become a little weird.That cute, delicate, beautiful and well-behaved perfect little son has somehow become a child who is easily irritable and sometimes makes people feel unreasonable.This gave Odin and his wife a headache.Their eldest son is a lion-like boy who has always been prone to anger. He was beaten a lot when he was a child, but he is used to it. Now the only consolation is that the young boy who has always been good and don't worry has become like this, "the most loving Family" is like an illusion.

It is troublesome to manage one brat, but it is a disaster to manage two.

Originally, although Loki gradually became a little weird, it was not a big problem. Anyway, he always listened to Frigga's words. Basically, even if he got awkward, his mother looked at him with that kind of gentle and sad expression. He, he immediately became silly and sweet, and then what should the family of four do.But three days ago, Loki actually got angry at Frigga, which was a big deal.

"I told mom, I only like to learn magic, so let my brother learn any martial arts—he has the same silly face that should learn martial arts—" Loki said at that time.Frigga hoped that he could learn some martial arts, of course it was for his own good. If a magician is only proficient in magic, he will die if he falls into the trap of forbidden magic, but Loki is just a penniless man who only knows magic. The guy, he couldn't even hold the samurai's epee, he even took off his clothes like a white chicken.

After Loki says that, we're going to block some big blond guy saying aggrieved "I'm not a silly face, I'm not" because that's not only confusing, it's silly.

"You can't say that your brother has a silly face." Frigg said softly.

—but the point is wrong, mother!

"Of course he has a silly face, stupid, ugly, rough." Rocky said to his brother with disgust, but his brother only knew aggrieved at the scene and said, "Brother, I know you are good-looking, but you can't be like this." Talk about me, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Frigga feels that although her own son is not as delicate and beautiful as her adopted son, she deserves to be liked by women—as a best friend—but he is definitely not bad. Sol has won the "Most Girls Want to Dance With Him" ​​consecutively. As far as the gold medal is concerned, her son definitely doesn't have a stupid face, and is stupid, ugly and rough.

Then what did they say?Anyway, Loki was very angry, threw a tantrum at his mother and left.But the elder brother looked at the direction in which the younger brother ran away and didn't know what to do. Should he catch up with the younger brother or stay and comfort his mother?But then he heard Frigga say with a little excitement, "Loki will lose his temper when he grows up, so cute~ Mama is so happy~", so he deeply felt that his family might not be what he thought This normal look, and the way his daddy treats him and his brother may have been different.

For example, if Thor loses his temper for no reason, Odin will beat him up, just like ordinary people treat their mischievous sons.While Loki did the same thing, Frigga liked him even more and said, "Which god wasn't like this when he was young? Young people are still so energetic".

Everyone here should shed sad tears for Saul.

But of course it’s not okay for Loki to be like this all the time. He’s grown up gradually, and he’s no longer the little god who would forgive him with childish words even if he said something wrong. However, Frigga and Odin are changing. Old, one day the burden will fall on Thor and Loki, if the two brothers are still so immature by then Asgard will be finished.

Odin went to the world to learn from the world with the mentality of giving it a try.

In fact, his heart is very complicated. This father who has lived for too long wants to always be an umbrella for his two sons, watching them play nonsense, but on the other hand, he also hopes to see them grow up and become two people who can support the fairy palace. An excellent prince, and then be the king alone - he tends to be the king of Sol, because Sol is more like him, and Loki is more like Frigg, who can be an assistant minister.What did the world say?By the way, in the mortal world, Loki is that kind of "lord", and it seems that "lords" appear more often in many novels, and the words of tyrannical, cool, and amazing horses are all used to describe them. Odin deeply feels that Those words are commendatory words - Frigga also thinks that these words are very handsome, and they are not bad for the youngest son.

Well, the above is to illustrate, as these gods who have lived for too many years, how much they can absorb the civilization of the people of Middle-earth as a pastime in their leisure time.

And this time Odin came to find books about educating children.He first went to a bookstore, but he was not allowed to go in because he was dressed too strangely, so he changed his clothes before he could buy books.There was a shopping guide in the bookstore. He went to ask about it. After the shopping guide told him where the book he wanted was, he chatted with him for a while about how to educate children and how bad the bad kids can be now. While seeing the power of the bear children, he also discovered the truth, kindness and beauty of his two sons, and he also agreed with the shopping guide's words, "Your children are very good, and all adolescent children are like this, there is nothing abnormal".

By the way, what is that word called? --"puberty".

This was the second or third time Odin had heard the word.Just like what I said before, the word didn't impress him very much. Just like what I said before, although these gods regard the questions of mortals as entertainment, they are just entertainment, and they don't pay attention to comprehension.

But what do you say now?Adolescence refers to one of the growth periods in the life of those teenagers who understand some principles of life and then feel that they are very powerful, but at the same time they are confused about the future and are easily angry. Makes sense.On the cover of the book, it says "Excellent parents can help children spend happy adolescence." Odin has always regarded himself as the best father in the God Realm, so he can't lose in this respect no matter what.

Then he bought a few books and prepared to go back and study them slowly. By the way, he also bought a copy of "How Women Use Yoga for Beauty" as a gift to please Frigg.

Odin then called everyone in the family except Loki - actually Frigga, Sol and himself.They finished reading these books and held a short meeting, during which Sol fell asleep twice because he was really not interested in books, and was woken up by Odin—"If you continue to fight like this, he will be really stupid! "Frigga said angrily. ——"Be stupid if you are stupid, as if you wouldn't be stupid if you don't fight." Odin said indifferently.

So there is no way, since Odin wants Thor to be king, then Thor should be treated more strictly, and since Loki can't be king, he can relax.

By the way, Odin's criteria for choosing a king are: the same rough appearance as he was when he was young, the same as he is not good at magic but good at martial arts, and he is as stupid as him—no, as stupid as he was when he was young, now Maybe smarter.

So Odin is actually a very narcissistic narcissist.

The three of them had a meeting and discussed until the end, and they came to the conclusion that Rocky was in puberty!It turned out that he was still the brat who couldn't help but tell people to laugh when he did a prank!

It turns out that this sensitive and suspicious Loki is cursed by puberty!

"Sol, let's assign a task, and strive to win the 'Most Loving Family' medal next year," Odin said seriously, and he leaned on his stick to establish the solemnity of what they are going to do next: "Next, you have to restrain your temper. When your brother is angry, don't make trouble with him, and you can't beat him."

"I know, Dad, he's in puberty, I can understand." Said Mr. Saul, a lifelong bohemian brother.

"Then Frigga, go talk to Loki and see what's wrong with him."

Frigg nodded gently like a goddess.

"As for me——I think we need to go on a trip to improve our mood. I researched it today, so what Disneyland, 3D cinema, and what kind of Stark Tower one-day tour is pretty good, maybe a family I went to play for a while and come back to your brother, will it be fine?"

Frigga looked at her husband tenderly: "Whose money is it?"

Odin: "Of course I'm here to pay. Do you think I'm so stingy—"

Frigga continued to speak softly: "You actually hid money from your house?!"

Odin, aged N, died.

The author has something to say: This article is stupid, stupid, um, very sweet because the stupid author can only write sweet

Every time I was tortured to death by some abuse jokes, but when I wanted to abuse it back, I found that I could only write sweet ones