Chapter 14
Chapter 14
Chirp oil, as the name suggests, is to apply oil to the chicken. It can not only make the chicken bigger and longer, but also keep it proud of the time and hardness when exercising. Trembling effect.
In short, there is one sentence: if something is so good, whoever uses it will know.
However, Min Lu never used it.
There are three reasons why Min Lu doesn't use it: First, he suspects that the merchant's advertisement is fraudulent, and the actual product may not be as good.Second, he is afraid that the things in the product will be harmful to the body.Three, he is reluctant to buy.
This chirping oil is produced in Thailand and is priced at 50 yuan for 998ml.
Strictly speaking, the price of this thing is not expensive compared to making men regain their "unfailing glory", but its weight is not very cost-effective for people who have no sex life like Min Lu. Good things are addictive and dare not try, so he has kept this oil in his shopping cart for half a year. He just read other people's evaluations when he has nothing to do. He has never placed an order.
Facts have proved that the quality of this oil is not bad. The cumulative evaluation within one year of its sale has exceeded 900, including more than [-] positive reviews, dozens of neutral reviews and more than a dozen negative reviews. The patient had a slight allergic reaction. Facing these comments, the store’s processing speed was extremely fast, and the refund that should be refunded, the compensation that should be compensated, and a huge red letter was posted on the store afterwards, saying: "People with sensitive constitutions should use it with caution! "
The reason for recommending Jian Hui this time is that Min Lu knows that he is not allergic and that he is rich.
Jian Hui had been staring at the phone screen for a while, and the nanny put a glass of milk in front of him, and then said softly, "Xiaohui, I'm off work."
Jian Hui hurriedly put the lock screen of the phone on the table, and nodded: "Be careful on the road."
The aunt responded with a good word and turned to leave.
After the anti-theft door was closed, Jian Hui turned on the phone again. He clicked on the link sent by Min Lu again to read it, and then replied with a question mark.
Min Lu over there replied in seconds: "Have you seen it? Have you seen it?"
Jian Hui thought for two seconds and gave Min Lu a screenshot of the chirping oil: "Is it this?"
Min Lu sent a hmm cat emoji.
Jian Hui stared at the emoji for a moment, then suddenly looked down at his crotch in embarrassment, and after reading it, he withdrew the previous picture.
Min Lu reacted greatly when he received the news that Jian Hui had withdrawn the information. He felt that he had gone too far by sending the link hastily.
After all, Jian Hui is also his boss, even if he regards him as a sister, he is still the boss.Besides, he doesn't know Jian Hui's love life, if someone has a partner, wouldn't it be unnecessary for him to post this in the past?And Jian Hui is so big, he doesn't need this kind of chirping oil that can become bigger and stronger.
This self-examination lasted for more than ten minutes. After the examination, Min Lu learned from the painful experience and brought a pack of hip membranes to the company the next day.
Jian Hui never came in late or left early after Sister Yang left, and he always ate lunch in the company office. His schedule gave Min Luke an opportunity to take advantage of everyone's rest after lunch. The buttocks were brought into Jianhui's office.
Judging from the sound of footsteps, Jian Hui knew that it was Min Lu who had come. He pushed the lunch box aside and smiled slightly at the visitor.
Min Lu was caught off guard for a moment by his smile, which almost made him unable to tell the difference between south, east and north, but fortunately, he pinched his thigh in time and told himself secretly: Sisters rubbing X, heaven strikes thunder.
Jian Hui, who was sitting on the boss chair, couldn't help laughing seeing Min Lu's colorful expression. After laughing, he asked, "Have you eaten?"
"Ang," Min Lu said, "What about you?"
Jian Hui pointed to the lunch box: "I have eaten it too."
After the two of them were silent, Jian Hui was not uncomfortable. He had been with Min Lu for a long time these days and knew that this guy's brain would short-circuit at very rare times, so after Min Lu entered the state of meditation, he proceeded step by step. He didn't stop working until Min Lu dropped something on the table.
"You put this away," Min Lu said in an underground party-like tone, "I'll send you a video tonight to show you how to use it." Before Jian Hui could react, he rushed out the door.
After he left, Jian Hui ripped open the box curiously, and almost choked to death with his own saliva when he saw the model's butt on the buttocks packaging.
He hastily put the buttocks into the drawer, took a sip to restore his mood, and began to wonder whose video Min Lu would post tonight to teach himself to post this stuff.
is his?Or a normal instructional video?
Thinking of this, Jian Hui inexplicably smiled into the air.
Today is Friday, and everyone agreed to step on the spot. As soon as the off-duty time came, Min Lu was the first to rush to the first floor to check in and leave, followed by Jian Hui.
The two said goodbye to each other at the entrance of the company and went home.
The first thing Min Lu did when he got home was to make sure his parents hadn't come back. After making sure he didn't come back, he ran to the bathroom to take a shower, and immediately went back to his room to record the video.
That's right, Min Lu decided to sacrifice himself to record the video for his little sisters to watch, because he felt that the official teaching video was very rubbish, so it's better for him to set an example to teach Jian Hui how to make his buttocks white, slippery and warped.
When the camera was in the room, Min Lu was made to cry by his dedication. He smiled and said: I am willing to do anything for the happiness of my sisters. Who made my butt so naturally curled up?
Just when Min Lu was making a fool of his own ass with an obscene expression, Jian Hui had already finished his meal and was sitting in the study room having a video conference with his father, Zongmasa Suga.
The meeting was only halfway through when Zongzheng Suga suddenly picked up a fat baby and asked Suga Hui, "Do you think he looks like you when you were a child?"
Jian Hui's smiling face instantly turned seven points cold, and he stared coldly at the chubby kid with no facial features: "It's not like that."
"Where is it not like it?" Zongzheng Suga was unhappy, "I think it is quite similar."
In the face of his father's unreasonable words, Jianhui usually doesn't give a good face. He asked bluntly: "According to what you mean, I am not your own?"
As soon as this remark came out, Zongzheng Suga covered the fat baby's ears, and he said unhappily: "Didn't we not mention this matter after we finished talking?"
"It's not true if I don't mention it?" Jian Hui became more and more angry. "Besides, it was you who started talking about this matter. You blame me for being aggressive by talking nonsense yourself?"
Seeing that his son was really angry, Zongzheng Suga hurriedly asked someone to take the fat baby away. As soon as the baby was gone, he sighed at the camera, and then said: "I'm sorry son, I was the one who said something indiscriminately just now, but Didn't I say that to make you come back and live with us? After all, his surname is Jian now, and the old man recognizes him, and now your grandpa and I want to live together for three generations."
Jian Hui snorted coldly: "You think it's not easy for three generations to live together? Grandpa, aren't you and that brat living together for three generations now?"
What Jian Hui said was a bit too much, and Zongzheng Suga's expression was not good: "Xiaohui, he is your younger brother."
"Brother?" Jian Hui laughed sarcastically, "Is the bastard you gave birth to the third child outside behind your back also a younger brother? Dad, you love to cheat, love to wear a cuckold, and love to treat other people's children as sons, that's your own business, but don't think about it." Let me have something to do with him, I think it's dirty."
After speaking, he turned off the camera directly.
The cell phone on the other end rang right after the call here. Jian Hui thought it was his father who made a cold face and wanted to turn it off, but when he turned it on, he found it was Min Lu.
Min Lu sent a 3-minute short video. In the video, he showed Jian Hui how to attach the buttock membrane with difficulty wearing boxer underwear.
"You can't put this thing on every day," Min Lu said to the camera, "you will get acne if you put it on every day. It's similar to a facial mask. Just two or three times a week is enough. The effect is obvious after you put it on." He pulled up his underwear to reveal A piece of butt, and then slapped himself at a fast and ruthless speed.
This slap was so severe that Min Lu almost cried out, but he still gritted his teeth and held back, grinning and asking Jian Hui, "Look, isn't it elastic?"
Jian Hui laughed, couldn't stop laughing, and shocked the nannies and aunts who were cleaning outside.
The nanny cautiously approached the door of the study, and then asked cautiously, "Xiaohui? Are you okay?"
Jian Hui shook his head and said it was okay, then he bowed his head and sent five words to Min Lu: "Well, very flexible."
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