pick up cats

Chapter 39

Tong Ming and Song Limian spent 820 days and nights together as lovers, blew out five sets of candles, were pressed on the bed and asked more than [-] times "How long will it take me to marry you"...

Finally, a certain monster who worked on the management committee of the monster clan that was in name only came late.

Coincidentally, this staff member is Tong Ming's rare monster who can be called a friend.

At that time, Tong Ming was sulking with Song Limian.

His restless younger brother pretended to be sick while Tong Ming was away, and Song Limian, who was extremely sympathetic, squatted down and stroked the fine fur on the kitten's back, and coaxed it for nearly half an hour before feeding the kitten a few mouthfuls of cat food.

The younger brother ran away after hearing the news, and when Tong Ming came home, he smelled Song Limian's "smell of other cats", and immediately turned a pretty face.

"Two days ago, someone said that he wanted to adopt a cat," Tong Ming said coldly while crossing his arms, "So it's true."

"What nonsense are you talking about? I'm obviously joking." Song Limian led Tong Ming to sit on the sofa, and was about to hug him up to coax him, but Tong Ming raised his elbow to block him.

"...Why is my temper getting bigger and bigger recently?" Song Limian muttered, and helplessly raised his hands in a gesture of surrender, every subtle expression revealed his doting, "Okay, I won't touch you... Hey, don't turn around, I want Look at you more."

After struggling for a while, Song Limian finally explained that he got the cat smell because of taking care of his "natal family".

Tong Ming's face turned pale, but his expression was still dull: "It's obviously fooling you, it must be tired of the previous cat food. Did you take out the Miaoxian Bao to coax you?"

Song Limian touched his nose and agreed.

"I didn't have a good appetite back then, but I didn't see you coaxing me." Tong Ming raised his eyelids and sneered, "Oh, no, you don't stay at home during the day at all, you don't know anything."

Song Limian felt guilty when he heard that he was turning over old accounts, so he quickly put his chin on his thin shoulder and let his breath flow into his ears and said in a hoarse voice: "Didn't I learn my lesson now? I will wait for you obediently at home during the day and night."

Tong Ming's ears were itchy immediately, and the pink rose at a speed visible to the naked eye. He moved his shoulders and said uncomfortably, "I didn't shut you up. If you want to go out, you can... okay, don't get so close..."

At this moment, the window on the left side of the living room was knocked rhythmically, boom boom boom boom boom boom.

Song Limian thought it was the wind at first, but then he didn't think so, so he gave Tong Ming a "truce" look, and pushed Tong Ming who was trying to stand up back to the sofa.

He walked to the window and opened the curtains with a "swish", only to see a three-colored cat was clawing at the window sill, smashing the glass with its head.

Boom, boom, boom.

After realizing that Song Limian was looking at it, Sanhuamao gave it a scorching and abnormal look instead of looking at it, and "meowed" eagerly.

Song Limian: "..."

Although this scene was quite weird, considering that the Sanhuamao was standing in a dangerous position, he opened the window and let the cat in.

The cat that trespassed in the house was very grateful to Song Limian, and was about to shake its head and rub against Song Limian's hand, but Song Limian quickly retracted as if he was burned.

He glanced back cautiously, and explained: "Don't hit me. Someone finally stopped losing his temper, and he should be jealous later."

"..." Tong Ming, who realized what was coming, paused, and his face immediately cooled down a few degrees.

He stood behind Song Limian, snorted coldly, pushed Song Limian's shoulder away and called calmly, "Fang Zhou."

The three-flowered cat retracted its forelimbs tentatively in the air, tilted its head cutely, and a white light flashed, transforming into a man sitting by the window sill.

The man was dressed in gray plain clothes, and his black hair was tied behind his head with a thin ribbon. He held his head in a graceful manner, like an actor who had gone to the wrong set.

This scene would have been perfect if it weren't for the bumpy patch of red skin on his forehead.

Fang Zhou dusted off the dust and said with a smile, "I thought you wouldn't recognize me."

"So demonic." Tong Ming led the guest from afar to the sofa, pushed him a cup, and explained quietly, "Besides, why are there so many tortoiseshell white cats? They just happened to come knocking on my window? "

"Still so smart." Fang Zhou sighed, then took a sip of tea, put down the quilt and asked sincerely, "Is there any Coke?"

Tong Ming glanced at him with a strange expression, Fang Zhou looked back gently, Tong Ming swallowed his words and called Song Limian to bring a can.

Fang Zhou thanked him, raised his head and drank half a can of soda, and let out a satisfied sigh.

Seeing that the other party was wiping away the water stains on his lips wantonly, Tong Ming couldn't help but ask after all, "What's the matter with your outfit?"

"Oh, this." Fang Zhou buried his head, tugged at the fabric and said, "I asked my colleagues in the management committee to help me shop online. I am studying the history of human society recently, and I think some countries are very interesting. Don't look at this dress. Look at Jane..."

He was in high spirits and was about to show off his extensive knowledge, but Tong Ming narrowed his eyes and suddenly interrupted and asked, "The Yaozu Management Committee? Are you working there?"

Fang Zhou paused, and secretly scolded himself for being a slip of the tongue.

A few seconds later, he reluctantly put down the coke can and nodded solemnly: "Yes, you should have guessed it by now."

"You didn't tell me before." Tong Ming frowned, and his posture changed from leaning on the arms behind him to sitting upright, "So you came today because..."

"No way, the principle of confidentiality." Fang Zhou spread his hands to explain the previous sentence, and then casually glanced at Song Limian, who was out of the situation, and said, "The existing household registration of the Yaozu is scarce, and it is easy to lock the target with the method of elimination. For such a long time, the management committee also Time to notice you."

"So you were sent to punish me?" Tong Ming said indifferently.

Song Limian understood his lover well, and the calmer his tone, the more turbulent his heart was. He embraced Tong Ming silently, and rubbed his thin arms with his warm palms.

He cast complicated gazes at Fang Zhou, who wanted to pick up a Coke can for a few times to drink, and his gaze also turned complicated. Song Limian gradually leaned forward, ready to protect Tong Ming behind him at any time.

Since he was at home, he didn't deliberately hide the tattoo on his left forearm, and the ferocious Pixiu was glaring at the intruder.

"Calm down, both of you, it's just a routine investigation. We're in the civilized age, so we won't be able to extract a confession by torture." Fang Zhou wrapped around a strand of hair hanging down, and sighed, "I can't help it, you were the first to make an exception and expose your identity to humans. It is also within the scope of the management committee's responsibility to worry about disorder."

"How did they find out?" Song Limian asked suddenly.

"I'm not sure." Fang Zhou said with his head turned, with a puzzled expression on his face, "It's said to be Xiao Hei—cough."

Fang Zhou, who received a slap in the face, quickly changed his words: "It is said that Tong Ming's evil spirit has been unstable for a long time, especially in recent months, he often reveals his real body around eleven o'clock in the middle of the night, and each time it lasts for more than an hour."

"The members who supervised this area secretly calculated, and found that there was not only a monster in the room during those nights, but also a human being."

Song Limian's face became stiff instantly, Tong Ming's expression also became subtle, and his neck began to feel hot.

"What are your expressions?" Fang Zhou choked for a moment, and looked suspiciously, "I also find it strange. Although you are not good at practicing the way of controlling monster energy, you are not so unstable, right?"

Tong Ming secretly poked Song Limian's chest with his elbow a few times, suppressed his embarrassment and anger, and asked, "So the management committee sent you to investigate? I'll answer the questions and confirm that there is no danger, shall I?"

"I hope so too." Fang Zhou didn't know that his old friend was changing the subject, and was quickly taken away from his thoughts, "Unfortunately, at the beginning of this investigation, I happened to meet someone from above to check, so there is no way to end it hastily... But don't be nervous , there is no danger."

"I just need to go to the demon world with me." Fang Zhou drank the remaining half can of Coke thirsty, patted his trouser legs and prepared to get up, "Don't worry, my colleagues are very friendly. Come on, try to go back early."

"Wait." Tong Ming sat on the sofa without moving, and called him, "The time in the demon world is not the same as here, right? Even if you come back at dawn, it will be a year later."

After hearing this sentence, Song Limian straightened his lips, and his right hand interlocked with Tong Ming's ten fingers as hard as iron pliers, and the back of his hand was full of blue veins.

Tong Ming soothed and patted his stiff arm muscles, his eyes were obscured behind the lens.

After a long time, he smiled and asked slowly: "It is said that there is a marriage registration office next to the management committee? Human beings sign a contract with me, shouldn't it be considered illegal entry?"

……

Song Limian originally thought that the demon world was as depicted in the book, even the air was blue and cold.

There may be countless monsters with missing arms and broken legs, slowly pacing the foggy streets, and if you are not careful, there will be a spectacle of strangely shaped heads scurrying around. Received a series of hungry eyes...

But in fact, the demon world is quite different from what he imagined.

If it wasn't for the fact that when he entered the security check area, he was sniffed by a middle-aged man who turned into a dog for nearly 10 minutes, confirming that he was indeed contaminated with the "monstrous aura" that could be used as a pass. Song Limian even suspected that the cat demon named Fang Zhou had fooled him he.

After all, the so-called demon world is too similar to human society——

Not only are the buildings made of reinforced concrete, but even the "people" on the street are no different from ordinary human beings.

At most, some junior monsters can't hide their tails, and they will shyly cover their buttocks when they walk, and hide in the corner of the wall to accumulate their evil spirit.

Song Limian raised his eyebrows and stared at this scene, feeling that it was too cute, but compared to Tong Ming who shyly shrank into the quilt every night, he was slightly inferior.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help thinking that the reason why he was arrested this time was because he was too presumptuous some time ago, and spent several nights in a row, forcing Tong Ming to grow a tail and ears for him to pull...

Song Limian couldn't help coughing twice.

If it was really a mistake of desire, even the Management Committee of the Demon Realm, who hardly cared about it, couldn't stand it anymore.

Tong Ming originally thought that the interrogation would take a long time, so before being brought into the interrogation room, he asked Fang Zhou to lead Song Limian out for a walk, so as not to wait too long in the chair.

Unexpectedly, after he simply answered the two questions, he mentioned that this time he was going to bring that human to contract the bond of marriage.

When the interrogator, who had always been sleepy, heard about this, he immediately threw away the pen holder and signaled Tong Ming to leave.

"If I had said earlier, I wouldn't bother you to make a special trip. Just go to the next door to complete the contract and submit a certificate." The interrogator, who is actually a sloth, yawned, and his voice became lower and lower, "Sign the contract with the Yaozu." After the contract, human beings will also be classified as half-demons, knowing your identity is a normal procedure..."

Before the words were finished, the interrogator lay down on the table and fell asleep soundly, not even having time to close the notebook used for recording.

Tong Ming raised his eyebrows silently.

Soon, a staff member in uniform came in. He looked at the sloth as usual, and brought a small blanket to cover him, then politely led Tong Ming back to the hall.

Walking around the corner, Tong Ming heard his voice before seeing him.

Song Limian asked repeatedly with a bit of distress: "Is there really no place to sell rings? I have to get a certificate, and I haven't asked for marriage yet. How can this be done?"