pick up cats

Chapter 19

Driving into the outskirts of the city, the wheels ran over the uneven road, and the purple-black juice of the camphor tree fruit remained on the front window near the wiper. Song Limian looked away, thinking about the next time to wash the car.

I have to wait and see after returning home in two days, after all, the rainy season is coming.

——I don’t know how the gods in charge of the weather arrange the rain or shine. It must be closely related to the frequency of human car washing.

The back seat is full of tall and long-legged adult men, each pair of eyes is full of curiosity, and they are blatantly staring at the back of the head of the man in the co-pilot.

It's a pity that Tong Ming can't satisfy their strong curiosity for the time being.

One of the protagonists of the gossip is hugging a soft and obedient star pillow, and his glasses are folded over the temples and hung on the door handle of the car, falling into a quiet and safe sleep.

The old classmates hadn't seen each other for a long time, and the atmosphere should have been warm, but under Song Limian's obvious eyes, the three people in the back row only lowered their voices to say hello, and then made eye contact.

After looking at each other affectionately for a while, the temporarily formed gossip team realized that eye contact is just a beautiful legend for those who don't have a tacit understanding, so they decisively chose to scan the QR code face-to-face to build a group.

Huang Yi took the lead in creating group chats.

Due to obsessive-compulsive disorder, the first thing he did was to change the nickname of the group to "little yellow hat".

Not long after, the remaining two members changed their group nicknames to "Little Red Riding Hood" and "Little Green Riding Hood" respectively.

Huang Yi: "..."

Without a word, he turned to the two left and right, and was surprised to find that the artist with pigtails on the left happened to be wearing a thin red sweater, while the sports fanatic with the crew cut on the right happened to be wearing dark green sweatpants.

Taking a closer look, among the three people in the group, only my own profile picture is a selfie of a simple and rude straight man, while the other two are well-behaved cartoon cats and dogs.

...Well, the two pictures look like a pair.

Huang Yi's desire to gossip was extinguished in an instant. Originally, he wanted to deliberately whet the appetite of the two of them, and then find the right time to throw out the heavy news about the "car shock", but now he is not very interested.

Afraid that talking nonsense would arouse the interest of left and right, he pushed down the weak, helpless and pitiful self sitting in the middle, and started kissing on the spot.

Huang Yi stared straight ahead blankly.

The car left the stop line, and the traffic lights at the intersection began to flash yellow lights. Huang Yi sighed, lowered his head and changed the group name to "Traffic Light".

Little red, little green, and light bulbs.

"Little Red Riding Hood" immersed in the world of fairy tales: Bet fifty cents, they are together.

I don't feel that the group's nickname is inauspicious "little green hat": Song Limian deliberately brought a partner to annoy Bai Yue for a one-dollar bet.

Huang Yi's mind moved, and he immediately forgot the melancholy just now, and joined the group chat decisively.

Little Yellow Riding Hood: Damn it!I actually forgot this stubble!

Little Yellow Riding Hood: Is Bai Yue coming this time?It is said that he didn't dare to leave his home at the class reunion last time, he was as cowardly as a dog.

Little Green Riding Hood: Definitely coming.The squad leader asked me to contact him, and he asked who I have.

Little Red Riding Hood: How do you reply?

Little Green Riding Hood: I said, don't worry, all the people who come here are people with normal sexual orientation.

Little Red Riding Hood: Oh.That stupid/pussy, there is no sexual orientation in the world that is abnormal. [hehe]

Little Green Riding Hood: You still understand me! [kiss]

Little Red Riding Hood: [kiss]

Little Yellow Riding Hood: "..."

I seem to be a dispensable yellow light, flickering alone at the intersection.

When Huang Yi was struggling with whether to change the group name to "Red with Green and Dog", the good-looking gossip protagonist finally woke up slowly under the unscrupulous honking of the surrounding cars.

Tong Ming stroked the squashed corners of the stars, and fluffed the stuffing inside. Then he blinked slowly, and asked in a hoarse voice, "How long will it take?"

"Soon." Song Limian tilted his head to see Tong Ming's obedient expression of closing his eyes and pretending to be asleep, and smiled slightly, "Why are you so sleepy?"

"It's your fault. I tossed and turned and couldn't sleep well last night." Tong Ming said vaguely, "I felt better after talking with you on the phone."

The three people in the back row shuddered at the same frequency, and quickly pricked up their ears.

"What happened next?" Song Limian asked calmly, "Did you fall asleep?"

"It's much more comfortable. It's a pity that the state has become excited and can't go away," Tong Ming replied sullenly, "I still turned around all night."

Little Red Riding Hood and Little Green Riding Hood smiled at each other inexplicably.

"It's nice to be young." Song Limian sighed after finishing his transformation, "I'm not easy to get excited about this kind of thing now, so I just fall asleep."

"...You need to hold on for more time tonight." Tong Ming yawned stickyly, and continued to squeeze the corners of the stars with his chin, "After all, it's rare to live in a tent, so it shouldn't be wasted."

"Okay." Song Limian said softly, "I will try my best."

Huang Yi showed panic, buried his head and sent three exclamation points in the group.

Little Green Riding Hood: Hey.

Little Green Riding Hood: I thought playing on the phone was very exciting, and I wanted to remind Song Limian to pay attention to his body.

Little Red Riding Hood: As a result, his body is already failing.

Little Green Riding Hood: Time is not forgiving, we are all going to die.

"Little Green Riding Hood" retracted a message.

Little Green Riding Hood: Time is not forgiving, presumably Song Limian has neglected to exercise in recent years.Unlike those of us who exercise for a long time, we can always maintain vitality.

Little Red Riding Hood: Oh, I am less active than Song Limian.

"Little Green Riding Hood" retracted a message.

Little Green Riding Hood: Time is not forgiving... In fact, after thinking about it, it is not easy for him to accept someone again.

Little Green Riding Hood: As long as you can love each other, other things are not important.

Little Red Riding Hood: Yes.

Little yellow hat: +1

The car was bumping, and Tong Ming couldn't continue to fall asleep, so he rubbed his neck and looked at the scenery ahead seriously.

The barren scenery is vividly outlined by the jumping birds among the trees, the road is getting narrower and narrower, continuous sharp turns force Tong Ming to sway, the soft light refracted from the front window falls on his half-closed eyelids, It dimmed in an instant.

As the destination approached and the air gradually improved, Tong Ming put on his glasses back and rolled down the car window even more. His fluffy black hair was instantly blown out of the gap by the wind, showing an unrefined but extraordinarily beautiful mess.

He squinted his eyes slightly, letting the refreshing air flow hit his skin, and the sticky drowsiness finally disappeared.

The camping site was recommended by an experienced old classmate. Compared with other places, the commercialization is not serious. Unfortunately, the stalls set up on both sides of the road and the low-quality camping essentials sold at high prices prove that this area originally belonged to nature. The region has gradually moved towards the end of being completely occupied by human beings.

Song Limian was full of emotions, and in an instant he thought of the double tent behind the carriage, and felt that his worries were unnecessary and hypocritical.

After all, he is also one of the invaders of nature.

Tong Ming didn't take a nap anymore, and looked at the scenery, Song Limian spoke to him lightly, and the three people in the back row also found the right time to join the conversation.

The topic went from "fear of mosquitoes" to "tent allocation", Tong Ming still didn't talk much, but he was very polite, and he tried to answer every question he received. Even if he really couldn't answer, he would show innocent eyes Turning to Song Limian for help.

Song Limian couldn't refuse his expression, so he had no choice but to accept all the problems.

This kind of off-site help and "secret glances" has been staged too many times, and the traffic light combination in the back row became more and more excited.

Several times, Little Yellow Hat almost blurted out very indecent questions. Fortunately, Song Limian's hearing was always sharp, so he interrupted him in time: "Just ask me this kind of question."

"I rented him the house he lives in." Song Limian said calmly after a short pause, "I have a cleanliness freak, and the contract deliberately mentions that I cannot bring my partner home for the night. If the tenant needs to find someone to live with, he must inform me in advance. "

Little Red Riding Hood and Little Green Riding Hood looked at each other silently, exchanged glances, and then looked at the phone in the same way.

Little Green Riding Hood: So it's not done yet?

Little Red Riding Hood: Yes.I guess it's not that I haven't caught up, it's because I didn't even dare to pierce the window paper, and I kept everything I said.

Little Red Riding Hood: Poor.

For some reason, the sportsman with the crew cut was suddenly stimulated.

He stared at the last two words for half a minute in a daze, his jaw line straightened, his eyes were burning like fire, and then his eyes dimmed, and his fingertips circled around the keyboard a few times.

In the end, he didn't reply anything, turned off the screen and looked ahead.

Tong Ming glanced at Song Limian with a confused expression, obviously suspecting that his memory had made a mistake.

However, he did not express any objection to the sudden overlord clause, and accepted it frankly.

"That's not necessarily true." Huang Yi gave a "tsk".

He hadn't realized the actual situation yet, and he always felt that Song Limian was not interesting enough. He wanted to have an underground relationship, so he was going to deliberately annoy him. He said foolishly, "Just change the bed sheet and open the window to disperse the smell... There is no traffic jam from the first ring to the third ring It will take a while, and you can’t check every day.”

"Really?" Song Limian was not angry, but asked in a soft tone, "Tong Ming, will you bring others home?"

"Of course not." Tong Ming didn't notice being offended, so he just replied subconsciously, "I don't have any other friends."

"Did you hear that? Stop spreading rumors." Seeing that the road ahead was unobstructed, Song Limian tilted his head and squinted at the back row, "He listens to me."

Huang Yi: "..."

He originally thought that Tong Ming's appearance was gentle and cold, and he thought that the other party had a strong personality, so he should not want to make such a boring accent, but he never expected that he would be so obedient in front of Song Limian.

Huang Yi, who had nowhere to vent his anger as a single dog, was forcefully fed another mouthful of dog food, and fell silent in frustration.

Not long after, the phone he was holding tightly began to vibrate continuously.

Little Red Riding Hood: Serve it right.

Little Green Riding Hood: Deserves +1

Little Red Riding Hood: Think about it, is what you said a human language?

Huang Yi: "..."

These people sang and followed their husbands all day long, and they refused to admit that they had an affair. The straight man Huang Yi who was caught in the middle was suffering and couldn't tell.

Little Yellow Riding Hood: Hey, I didn't mean that.I want Song Limian to review the matter of opening the window to diffuse the smell, trying to arouse his sense of shame, and stop blinding Ding Rixiu.

Little Red Riding Hood: ... What's wrong with opening the window to diffuse the smell?

Thinking of this, Huang Yi turned to the left side strangely. He looked at the bewildered artist for three seconds, and then silently moved to the narrow seat in front of him.

Although Wannian's single straight man has no actual combat experience, he has accumulated a lot of little knowledge that may not come in handy through surfing the Internet.

For example, there are too many parts in the front seat of the car, and the space is cramped. If you accidentally estimate the horn, it will "beep" and provoke the traffic police. Therefore, the so-called car play is carried out in the spacious rear seat.

Although the posture is uncomfortable and the ability is not in place, the victory is exciting. There will definitely be people who are in a passionate love period... ambiguous people who are in a similar passionate love period are willing to try.

Huang Yi tried his best to dispel the mosaic in his mind, but he still couldn't restrain his discomfort. He sighed, straightened his back, and fanned his right cheek with his hand.

Perhaps it was his illusion, the strange smell that he had tried his best to ignore along the way began to penetrate into his nose again.

Moreover, this smell is different from the fishy smell he usually smells in DIY, it's a bit like... the smell of bean sprouts.

Huang Yi's face was full of sadness, and he felt that if he didn't reach his destination, he would probably be driven crazy by this car of mosquitoes and frogs, and he might smell the smell of barbecued cumin next time he DIYed.

Scary to think about.

He typed into the input box with a dismal expression.

Little Yellow Riding Hood: ...you don't want to know. [Life without love.jpg]