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Chapter 12 The Little Pervert Is Really Stupid

Laotian's appearance is too much to see, it's not unattractive.In Yao Bai's mind, his face can bear the elegance of plain clothes, and he is also worthy of being red and green.It's just that the lights in the room are too bright, and it's too bright, which makes his eyes tired.

After talking for a while, Yaobai discovered that Luotian not only dressed like a demon moth, but also had a temperament like a demon moth.He combed his hair from time to time, straightened his clothes, and held his head with a delicate look of "this king is the most beautiful".

He wasn't as quick to get used to it as Sang Su, and the goosebumps appeared layer after layer.

Reluctantly enduring it for a while, he pretended to look out the window at the sky, "It's getting late, I'm a little sleepy. Sister, let Lao Tian rest well."

If we continue talking, Sang Su should teach him what color to paint his nails to complement his clothes.Sang Su was good at holding a snake for seven inches, and he pinched Luotian in a few words, and they had a very happy chat.When Luotian heard that they were going to leave, he still felt a little bit reluctant.

Sang Su stood outside the door and turned back, "I'll come to you tomorrow."

Luotian nodded and quickly responded, "Okay."

They walked back along the way they came from, and suddenly saw a few white balls arched by the side of the road halfway.Yaobai held the lotus lantern and looked to the side to take a picture. When he pulled away the bundle of grass, he saw that there were three rabbits huddled together to sleep.

Rabbits are not afraid of people, and when they see Yaobai, they come up to him and sniff him.He picked up one of them, and the fluffy hand felt very comfortable.He buried his face into the warm back of the rabbit, and for some reason he felt that the smell of the rabbit was somewhat familiar.This rabbit is white and fat, and its body is clean, so it is probably not a wild rabbit.

"You're so fat, who raised you?" Yao Bai knelt on the ground and touched the three rabbits one by one before leaving.

Sang Su saw him walk a few steps and then looked back, thinking that he wanted to eat roasted rabbit meat.

"Catch one and roast it tomorrow."

Yao Bai was taken aback, "You eat other people's food and live in it, and even kill rabbits."

"Don't you want to eat rabbit meat?"

Yaobai swallowed his saliva, "A little bit. But..."

"Then catch and roast."

The figures of the two slowly faded away in the light and shadow. At some point, a tall man stood beside the bamboo forest road. The man hugged the rabbit and looked towards the end of the road in silence.

He knelt down and took the other two rabbits into his arms, and stroked them comfortingly, "I can't run around anymore tomorrow."

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At dawn on the second day, a Buddha brought breakfast and told him to arrive at the Golden Terrace on time today.

While eating the cake, Yaobai flipped through the pamphlets sent by the Buddhists, which recorded the scriptures and Buddhist teachings to be taught at today's Buddhist meeting.Just looking at the dense catalog gave me a headache, and after a few glances, I put it down with a sigh.

Sang Su broke the biscuit and put it in his mouth, "I can't help it, the Buddhist classics are so difficult to understand. You choose a simple one to read, and when the time comes, you can make a few sentences when you answer."

Yao Bai was startled: "Why don't you just listen and talk?"

Huang Li said: "The practice in the first few days is that several Buddhas take turns to teach the Dharma. You only need to listen to it. Some lectures will give people some insights when they are excited. If you can't express it, let it be. The Dharma will be discussed in the next few days. Nothing to do with you." Finally, he said: "Just one thing, don't sleep."

Seeing that he spoke seriously, Yaobai asked, "What will happen if you sleep?"

Sang Su looked at him with a smile and blinked: "It's not a big deal, you can sleep if you really can't help it."

Huang Li raised his eyelids and glanced at them, but didn't speak.

The three packed up and went out, and there were already many people crowded in twos and threes on the bamboo forest path.It happened that the few demons who were diagonally across from the small courtyard were walking in front of them.They are much more low-key today, at least they have put away the devilish energy on their bodies.

The man who kept the snake was at the end, as if he sensed that someone was watching behind him, he looked back at Yao Bai and the others.

Follow the crowd out of the bamboo forest, and cross a stone bridge to reach the foot of Wuwang Ladder.The white jade-like staircase towers straight into the sky, and many people are climbing up.

Yaobai looked up, and Sang Su pulled him up the stairs, "Let's go, there are [-] steps in this Wuwang ladder, and it will take a while to climb up."

Yao Bai looked at the ladder hanging in front of him and felt his legs go weak. He hadn't even walked the proper way, let alone a ladder with more than 9000 steps.He silently measured the length, thinking about the distance that would be enough to spread his wings even if he was imagining his original body.

Since everyone is using it, it's not good to be too ostentatious.Then follow Sang Su to climb up.

After climbing for a while, someone beside me was already sweating from exhaustion.The man wiped off his sweat, but he continued to climb up without saying a word.

Yaobai murmured in his heart: If you are so tired, you don't need immortality?Looking back and forth, I saw that everyone was walking honestly.

He was about to ask when he heard Sang Su say: "This is the regulation of the Brahma Realm. If you want to go to the Buddha, you must take the non-reckless ladder. If you fly up, you won't be able to see the Buddhas in the Golden Palace. What do they call this... ..Well, yes, it’s called practice.”

Yaobai was stunned to himself, rumored that there were ascetic monks in the human world, who must have become angry after becoming a Buddha, so he came up with this method to torment the latecomers.

Gritting my teeth and walking for a while, I really felt my legs were sore and weak.He was used to going up and down in the sky like a bird, and he never thought that he would suffer this crime one day.Just as his footsteps were sloppy, his third brother grabbed his arm to prevent him from sitting down and resting, "Do you know why no one rests?"

Yaobai said in his heart: "Whatever he does, I want to rest anyway."

But Huang Li was pulling tightly, so he could only be dragged and continued to walk. While walking, he heard his third brother say: "During the Miaoxin Buddha Assembly, the aura of the Brahma Realm is soaring, as long as you climb up the Wuwang Ladder in one breath, you can get it." 500 years of cultivation."

This is not surprising, 500 years of cultivation is not much.It's just that these cultivation bases can be obtained in half an hour, which is really attractive.Yaobai thought to himself, no wonder some people come from thousands of miles to listen to the teachings of Buddhism.It turned out to be beneficial to take.

After gritting his teeth and finally climbing to the top, Yao Bai looked up and was immediately elated.

The Golden Terrace is actually not a platform, but an exquisite garden floating in the air.Those who want to come to Brahmaland love flowers very much. There are flowers blooming on the road, flowers floating in the sky, and even the rivers have petals floating on them.

Along the way, I have seen many varieties of rare flowers.There are more flowers here, red, white and blue, clusters of trees, blooming extremely lively.

Yao Bai followed the crowd forward, passed through the brocade flowers, and arrived at the open space in the center.The land is large, surrounded by running water and flower beds in the center.Flowing clouds float on the edge, and occasionally there are peacocks standing on the clouds.Looking around, you can see beautiful scenery as far as you can see.

The pampas grass balls are neatly placed on the ground.There is a long case in front of him, on which there are books of tea and scriptures, and incense is still burning.

Yaobai sat down on the outer seat, and he could touch Liuyun with his hand.Seeing him, a platinum peacock standing on the cloud opened its screen tremblingly, its long tail feathers gradually spread out, and each piece of feather shone brightly, very dazzling.

Seeing this, the little Buddha who was leading the way smiled and said, "It's the first time it has opened its tail after it has been here for so long. I think the fairy friends are destined for my Buddha."

Sang Su looked sideways at the peacock in the clouds, and said in admiration: "This species is the most reserved among the peacocks, and it won't open its tail when it's easy. It's rare to see it today, and it's really beautiful and luxurious."

The platinum peacock opened its tail and attracted many people to watch. It walked up and down on the clouds with its slender and delicate neck, and everyone exclaimed every time it turned around.

Sang Su said: "It's a pity that the platinum peacock is only born in Brahma, otherwise it would be great to raise a few in your sycamore forest."

Yaobai also felt that it was a pity, thinking that the Fengshui in the Brahma Realm is too good, and try to develop things that don't exist outside.Just as he was sighing silently, he suddenly heard a wave of exclamation from the crowd behind him, and they looked back one after another, not knowing who had overshadowed the platinum peacock.

Yaobai hurriedly followed and looked back, oh, it's Huadie Laotian.

He wore a more flowery robe today.The crimson-purple background is covered with colorful and complicated patterns, and the collar is embroidered with small golden chrysanthemums.There was a colorful jade hair crown on her head, and her long hair was tied behind her head in a regular manner, but dark blue flowers were inserted in the tie in a very flamboyant way.It seems that the style was folded by Caiduo in the small garden just now.

Luotian was guarded by the people of the ghost clan, walking with his head held high, he didn't care about the people looking at him at all, on the contrary he enjoyed it a bit.Poor those who followed him, they looked not young, all of them had beards, and they pretended not to see the fresh eyes of others with a straight face.

Wherever Laotian went, there were whispers, and the crowd who were choosing their seats moved aside one after another.Sang Su stood up and waved to him, "Laotian! Come and sit here."

Then I heard people watching the excitement whispering, "He is actually Luotian, the new king of Huangquan."

"I've seen that doll before, when did the taste become so...unique."

A fairy who had not been born for a long time asked, "Isn't the ghost king Yuyi? When did he become Laotian?"

"Hey, it was changed a year ago." Someone answered and explained: "That fellow Yu Yi is notoriously unrestrained, and as soon as Luo Tian became an adult, he couldn't wait to let go of the pick, and passed the position to the one in front of him overnight. Afterwards, the world is full of romance." The man looked at Luotian and clicked his tongue twice, regretting: "There is no elder around him watching, no wonder it is like this now-" He was about to say that a passing ghost had no expression on his face. His bloody fangs brushed against his cheek with an expressionless expression, and the man screamed "Mother!" and fell to the ground in shock.

Yaobai covered his mouth and laughed happily.

Hua Mozi's exaggerated body today is a bit exaggerated, but she is more handsome than yesterday.He approached with a worried face and said, "They want me to sit in the front."

He is the master of a world, and the guest of Brahma Realm naturally has a special seat.Yaobai glanced forward and saw that several noble emperors of the Protoss were sitting in that row.

Sang Su had no choice but to say: "It doesn't matter, you can go."

-

The futons on the ground were slowly filling up, and the sun was rising high.The bell of the curling whale passed by the crowd, and then there were dots of Buddha's light sprinkled from the clouds.

Someone behind him recited Amitabha, and Yao Bai followed everyone to look back, only to see two rows of Buddhas in snow-white monk robes walking out from among the flowers, all of them clasped their hands on their chests, and the Buddha lights on their bodies were dazzling one by one.There is a person in the middle who is different, he is dressed in lead white, a little old, and his long ink-like hair is simply tied up, walking slowly and calmly.

Yao Bai stared fixedly at the figure, suddenly felt a gust of clear mountain wind blowing by, he dozed off in the ravine of Wenyuan Mountain, when he opened his eyes, he saw the monk with picturesque features.

In a daze, I heard Sang Su say: "These are the five Buddhas in Brahma Realm." She introduced their titles one by one, but Yao Bai didn't listen at all, as if there was a thread leading his eyes, Wen Bufan took a step forward, his The eyes moved forward an inch.

"The one in the middle is a stranger, and I think he has just ascended to the ascension." Sang Su clicked his tongue: "How can such a good-looking person be born into a monk, what a pity."

Huang Li turned his head to look at Yaobai, and sure enough, he saw that he was looking straight.

Yao Bai was overjoyed that the monk was actually a Buddha in Brahma Realm.I thought I had a dewy fate with the monk, but I didn't expect to meet again here across thousands of miles.

A monk is not an ordinary monk, he will not grow old, he will live for thousands of years.

The joy of being lost and found again filled his chest, and Yao Bai's mouth was about to grin.

He was being happy when he suddenly heard a sneer from behind him, Yao Bai turned his head when he heard the sound, it was the man who kept the snake looking at him with a smile on his face.

He was sitting right behind him, playing with a fruit in his hand, and said: "You brat is not a coward."

Yao Bai was about to say: "I'm not a ghost, I'm a divine bird in the realm of the gods."

Before he could speak, he heard the man say again: "Do you know who that man is and dare to look at him like this. If he sees him, he will definitely throw you into the sea to feed the fish."

Yaobai said in his heart, "He won't, he has a very good temper."

"You recognize him?" Yao Bai asked.

The man shook his head, broke off a piece of orange and fed it to his mouth, "I don't know, he is a little devil like you, how could I recognize him at my age. But I have heard that he is a Buddha born in the vast sea, yes The next Lord of the Brahma Realm."

Yao Bai couldn't help but "wow", "So he is so powerful." A tinge of pride rose in his heart.

The man smiled and said, "It's good to know how powerful it is, just wipe off your saliva."

Yao Bai subconsciously touched the corner of his mouth.

Seeing his stupid appearance, the man laughed muffledly, "You little brat is quite funny."

Yao Bai is not annoyed by being teased by men.He felt that the man was good-looking, and the indifferent sense of alienation disappeared when he smiled.He took the opportunity to lean over and said, "My name is Yaobai, I live in the Nine Heavens God Realm, I'm not a ghost. You are so pretty, I want to be friends with you."

The man held the teacup near his mouth and shook it, causing the tea to choke and cough.He looked at the expectant eyes of the other party, and thought that the little pervert who can talk to people like this is either an experienced player, or he is pure-hearted and doesn't understand at all.

He wanted to tease again, so he squinted his eyes and said, "Then tell me, is that little monk prettier, or me?"

There is no need to think about the answer, Yao Bai said in his heart: "Of course the monk looks better." But right now, he is trying to get close, so he can't say it too bluntly.He pretended to ask for a while, and then struggled with a look of embarrassment: "You are good-looking, and he is also good-looking."

The man pierced him, "I'm good-looking, but that little monk is even more beautiful, you actually think so in your heart."

Yao Bai could only nod honestly, "Yes." The man looked at him and smiled again.

This man was so fond of laughing, far from being as cold and arrogant as when we first met.Yaobai reckoned that the man would not scare him with snakes again, so he boldly moved closer and asked, "What's your name?"

"The flowers ask the willows." The man propped his chin with one hand, and looked at him with interest, the tails of his long and narrow eyes raised slightly, deliberately revealing a trace of slutty|lustful|lewdness, "The flowers who are looking for flowers and willows ask the willows."

Yao Bai passed his name between his lips and teeth, and praised: "It's really nice."

Hua asked Liu: "..."

This little pervert is not pure-minded, but really stupid.