Panda goes down the mountain

Chapter 39 Guardians

double ponytail girl

"Waguo wants to send people to Jiangguo for exchanges?" Qian Shanshan said while holding her mobile phone, "These little devils must have no good intentions!"

A beautiful raccoon cat beside her kicked its ears: "Meow!" That's it!

A voice filled with righteous indignation came from behind, "The Wa people must have seen our country develop well in the past few years, and they want to make some crooked ideas. Come on, Jiang Guo, we must foil their plot!"

People passing by couldn't help but look at him, Qian Shanshan also turned her head and saw a student-like young man with a mighty shepherd dog squatting beside him.With his dog leash in his mouth, the border herd watched the news with his master.

Qian Shanshan and the young man looked at each other, and saw the cats and dogs beside each other, showing the eyes of "the same people who have fallen in the end of the world".

"How long will it take to get to the end of such a long line?" Qian Shanshan tapped her sore calf, looking at the crowd of people (/monsters) in front of her.Don't mention it, I came to line up at 4:[-] this morning, and I lined up for seven hours. "A monster in front who just finished getting his ID card said enthusiastically when he heard what she said.

According to the requirements of the Special Affairs Office, monsters that can change into human form must maintain their human form in public places, which is the same as "no disheveled clothes are allowed in public places".Therefore, to identify whether it is a monster, you can only pass some of the monster characteristics retained on them.

For example, the young man who was chatting with Qian Shanshan had striking green hair—the kind of death fluorescent green that even non-mainstream would not accept.

The young man felt that he was very beautiful, and he deliberately moved that shiny green hair under the sun to make it look sparkling.

"Now there is only one monster ID card processing point in the whole country, so you must come early," he pointed out enthusiastically: "Some owls and bats line up here in the early morning because they don't sleep. You humans can't compete with them at all."

Qian Shanshan thought, that's not necessarily the case, you haven't seen the picture of us humans carrying tents and grabbing fruit phones.

But before she could say a word, the crowd suddenly burst into exclamation, "Look, panda!"

"where?"

Qian Shanshan followed the eyes of the crowd, only to see a promotional video made by a certain panda playing on the LED billboard on the top of a building opposite the office building in front of her.

"Join the Monster Management Committee and contribute to the equal rights of monsters like me."

"The Monster Management Committee is committed to making every monster realize the value of a monster! Give each monster a warm home!"

At the end of the promotional video, there is a headshot of the panda, which gives a thumbs up and shows a bright smile.

The green-haired monster looked longingly: "It's the recruitment advertisement of the Demon Management Committee. It actually found a panda mentor as the leading role. It seems that the quality of the newcomers of the Demon Management Committee this year is much higher than that of the Special Affairs Office."

Qian Shanshan humbly asked for advice: "Don't the Special Affairs Office and the Monster Management Committee only have humans and the other only monsters? Why are they still competing?"

The green-haired monster shook his head and said: "Of course not. The full name of the Monster Management Committee is the Monster Management Committee. It is responsible for managing monsters that have not committed crimes within the jurisdiction, counting their numbers, studying their habits and reasons for becoming monsters, etc."

"You also know that the average education level of us monsters is not high, so apart from the important leadership positions, most of the monster population census departments, statistics departments, and research departments are mainly human beings who signed a non-disclosure agreement. , I heard that there is still a deputy director."

"And the special affairs office, the special affairs office..." The green-haired monster was half-speaking, suddenly dumbfounded, and all the monsters queuing up around him also responded in the same way as him.

They raised their heads high and looked at the 3D advertising screen facing the Demon Management Committee in the sky above the office building.

The 20th floor of this office building belongs to the Special Affairs Office, and the other half belongs to the Yuanshan Group. When the existence of the Special Affairs Office still needs to be kept secret, the advertising screens always display the promotional videos of the Yuanshan Group.

When the truth about the recovery of spiritual energy was announced to the public, the subsidiary of Yuanshan Group, which was originally used as a cover, quickly withdrew and handed over the entire building to the Special Affairs Office, and the advertising screen also printed yellow letters on a red background The eye-catching sign of -

"For monsters to apply for certificates, employment, or help, come to the Special Affairs Office! The special affairs office's helpline: 138XXXXXXXX"

As one of the tallest office buildings in Beijing, this advertisement can be said to be very eye-catching. It provided clear guidance for countless monsters who came to Beijing for the first time, and received unanimous praise from the majority of monsters.

At this moment, for the first time, the advertisement of the Special Affairs Office, which received unanimous praise, was withdrawn and replaced with a short video.

I saw a handsome man galloping on a panda between the green mountains and green waters, with misty rain on both sides.Accompanied by the melodious music, the panda suddenly stopped and turned to look at the human on its back.

When one person and one bear looked at each other, there was a "Zheng" sound, and the picture changed from extremely dynamic to extremely quiet, and there was an atmosphere that could not be penetrated by others flowing in the four eyes.

The lingering sound is lingering, and the picture-like beauty dissipates like ink. The ink color of Tianshuibi seems to be picked up by someone casually, and it is smudged in the middle of the screen.

"Welcome to the Special Affairs Office. Job hunting hotline 150XXXXXXXX"

Qian Shanshan: "..."

It turned out that this was also a job advertisement.

From her own point of view, with the same method and the effect of the explosion, the Special Affairs Office completely defeated the Demon Management Committee led by the Panda Mentor in this battle to snatch the demons.

Just by her side, one can hear endless cheers one after another.

"Mr. Gu! Mr. Gu is so handsome!" - This is Yan Gou.

"Fuck! Ride a panda!" - Panda fan.

"Gun Gun is so pampered, I offered to let Mr. Gu ride him! Mr. Gu is also afraid that Gun Gun will be uncomfortable, so he dare not use force with the panda's legs in his hands!"

"I have a toothache when I look at each other sweetly! Rounding off, they are already married, this couple is locked up for me!"

—Is that fair to say?

Qian Shanshan listened to the words of tigers and wolves from CP fans around her, and inexplicably felt that... there was some truth.

Now everyone knows that the president of the group is just Gu Qingqu's side job, and his main job is actually the director of the special affairs office, so this promotional film can be in the ring with the demon management committee at the prime time, it must have been approved by him.

Such a tandem, one after the other, is almost like a deliberate show of affection!

She didn't know that she had inadvertently found the truth.

On the other hand, the raccoon cat beside him has seen through everything, blowing his beard and saying: "Coveting for feelings will only delay your practice. If you don't have a man in your heart, cultivate the God of Nature."

Qian Shanshan exposed it indifferently: "What right do you have to say that others, do you need my help to recall your efforts to avoid sterilization?"

Cihuamao: "..."

There was a chuckle in the ear, Qian Shanshan and Lihuamao turned their heads in unison, and saw a monster girl with twin ponytails. She had a sweet appearance, a pair of black cat ears on her head, and two small bells tied on it. , flashing, jingling.

The girl walked up to the raccoon cat as if no one else was there, bent down and asked, "Little cat, do you want to follow me?"

The cihuamao felt the strong demon power, and its hair stood on end. It took a step forward, blocked Qian Shanshan behind it, lowered its body, bared its teeth, and let out a threatening grunt from its throat.

The girl blinked and raised her hand to show that she was not hostile. She said, "It's a pity, I thought you hated this woman, but it turned out to be completely duplicity. It seems that she has done something bad again with good intentions."

"Ala, if that's the case, then don't be met by me next time... I'll give you a suggestion, next time you see me, remember to run away, or I'll eat you."

As she spoke, her pupils shrank into a slit for a moment, revealing a honey-like luster in the sun.

Under the vigilant eyes of one person and one cat, the girl flicked her twin ponytails, and briskly turned to the opposite side as if passing by.

She took out a gaudy pink mobile phone from her pocket, and said to someone: "Hey, Mr. Bai, I have arrived, come and pick me up! I have important news for you! Bring me two One piece of fish, one piece of braised fish without soy sauce, one piece of sweet and sour fish without sugar and vinegar, if it doesn’t taste good, I’ll eat you!”

"Uh……"

"Strange monster." Qian Shanshan commented as she watched a middle-aged man come out of the monster management committee with a sinking face, and brought the monster girl upstairs.

The green-haired monster beside her was trembling with fright, and many monsters in the front line fell to the ground, and couldn't help showing their original shapes. Qian Shanshan took a look and found that they were all rabbits, hamsters, bats and the like. demon.

As for the reason... She can also figure it out.

Still, "Is she strong?" she asked her cat.

"It's not a question of being strong or not." Cihuamao finally relaxed its body. It licked its paws and said, "She is full of strong resentment and blood, as long as she gets close to her, it's like being swallowed. But The strange thing is that the demonic aura she released just now was so clear that it didn't even touch the defensive formation outside the Special Affairs Office, it doesn't look like she killed anyone."

"However, if you judge it comprehensively, it is indeed a powerful big monster."

"Murder?" Qian Shanshan was startled. Perhaps she had received news from the outside. She saw several people walking down from the building of the Special Affairs Office. The leader was Gu Qingqu. Where he passed by, he raised his wrist, and the bright strings of light formed a silk net, catching a little black and free things in the sunlight.

The moment the thing was touched by the spiritual power, it dissipated into a mist, and a black face appeared vaguely in it. The place where the mouth should be opened was huge, and with a roar, it disappeared in the sun.

"Wraith." Gu Qingqu whispered to Zuo Wen and the others.

"So, the Wa country really summoned their "gods"? "Zuo Wen frowned: "I don't know what kind of crooked way he used. I don't think this resentful spirit has any sense at all. I don't know how much torture he suffered during his lifetime. He seems to be looking for death." "

Another person asked: "Wa people came to Jiang country this time..."

Zuo Wen: "It's hard to say, but I heard from my master that when the Japanese invaded Jiang, they left a lot of "dirty things". Jiang country territory.Now that the concentration of aura has risen, it has become easier to use these "dirty things". Perhaps this is the reason why Wa sent people to visit. "

"Not to mention anything else, as far as the "mass graves" left by the Wa country back then, there are other places besides Jinling City, only they themselves know best. "

"The visitor is not good..."

It was the first time Qian Shanshan saw Mr. Gu using spells—he really is a formidable practitioner!

She was fascinated until Gu Qingqu walked past her and walked in the direction of the Demon Management Committee.

She heard Gu Qingqu say: "Reciprocity, no matter what tricks you have, the next thing is-now go to meet the emissary of the Japanese demon world for a while, can you see her origin?"

"If it's a monster that is enshrined as a god, I think of one..." Zuo Wen noticed Qian Shanshan's gaze, smiled at her, and silently said two words with his spiritual sense, in exchange for Gu Qingqu nodded.

"If it's really that person, your uncle Bai might have been entertained quite a bit."

As we all know, cat demons have bad tastes, and the stronger the cat demon, the deeper the degree of bad taste.

Like the cat demon that Zuo Wen guessed, she is well-known in the history of Japan for her viciousness, leaving behind countless legends of teasing humans.

"Who asked him to be the deputy director of the Yao Management Committee?" Gu Qingqu said in a business-like manner: "Director Xuangui is about to retire, and the task of receiving the Japanese delegation was originally taken by Uncle Bai on his own initiative. him."

and also……

There are some things that I can't say clearly, but Gu Qingqu and Zuo Wen looked at each other, and they both thought of their guess on the night when they were attacked by the magic circle in the capital—there was a traitor in the Demon Management Committee, and their status was not low.

Having said that, they had already reached the downstairs of the Demon Management Committee, and their voices became smaller and smaller. Qian Shanshan looked at Mr. Gu's back reluctantly, and felt that he was indeed more handsome in real life than in the video. This trip was worth it .

At this time, she saw the people around Mr. Gu stop in front of the Demon Management Committee. She first looked up at the promotional video of the panda instructor, then glanced in the direction of "Mr. Gu riding a panda", and said to herself: "The oath of sovereignty doesn't have to be so obvious, does it? Does Yuanzhou know about it? How about I make a short video for him?"

Gu Qingqu ruthlessly dragged him into the Demon Management Committee.

Qian Shanshan wanted to take another look, but suddenly there was a commotion in the line, and it turned out that several staff members came from the front, holding the registration book and asking loudly: "Are there any monsters who want to enter the human household registration book? If you have something, come here to register, so you don’t have to wait in line.”

"Me, me, me!" Qian Shanshan didn't want to be separated from her cat owner at first, so she immediately brought the raccoon cat over to her. From the corner of her eyes, she saw that the young man with the border shepherd was also surrounded by the same staff as herself. Sign a "Guardian Application Form".

The staff said: "From today onwards, you are the guardian of this cat demon. I hope you will actively fulfill your guardian's responsibilities and help the cat demon find a job as soon as possible, integrate into society, and realize self-reliance and a dignified life. Our staff will Regularly conduct home visits to inspect the fulfillment of the guardian's responsibilities, and if you fail to perform your duties for a long time, your guardian qualification will be revoked."

"So strict?" Qian Shanshan and Lihuamao looked at each other in blank dismay - it seemed that the cat owner's dream of staying at home to eat and drink could not be realized.

But that's right, since you have the qualifications to live independently, you have to be responsible for your demon life.

Qian Shanshan nodded quickly: "Okay, I will definitely supervise our cat's growth!"

The staff smiled warmly: "In order to thank you for your support for the basic national policy of "Mutual Aid Between Humans and Monsters", we will give you a special "Original Rolling Shop" discount card, you can get a [-]% discount on any purchase. "

On the other hand, the young man who held his dog and promised, "Even if I sell everything, I will definitely support our dog to study for a doctorate" also received a discount card.

The green-haired monster watched this scene from the sidelines, and enviously stepped forward to ask: "I am also a monster who has just received an ID card. Why don't I have a discount card? Don't you have this discount card for every monster?"

The staff showed an apologetic smile: "Yes, the number is limited, currently only for monster families with human guardians."

With batches of criminals entering Daqingshan, the "Original Rolling Shop" is no longer the situation where there were only two or three items.The criminals planted elixir in Daqingshan, stepped on the sewing machine, sold themselves, and soon developed the online store into a large shopping mall integrating food, health care products, and handicrafts. It is a favorite of many monsters and even humans. .

Especially in the "Health Products" section, there are legendary bead, super delicious bird's wings, Zhu Yuguo, Zhuguo... They are all good things that replenish demon power with one bite, and cultivate human form with two bites. Countless monsters guard every day Crazy buying at the new time point, crazy about it, crazy about it, because of it, I emptied the last steel coin on my body, and then went to the construction site to build a big wall.

[-]% off!

That is to say, it took 100 years of hard work to afford a pearl, but now it takes 88 years of hard work!

This is a productivity leap!It's a life saver!It is to create more value with limited monsters!

It is the fire of life!It is the light of the soul!

The green-haired monster's eyes turned green with envy. He thought for a while, walked to the street and randomly asked people, "Hello, would you like to be my guardian?"

"Huh?" The young man held by him was flattered: "Isn't that good? We look about the same age."

——Isn’t this taking advantage of others?

The green-haired monster shook his head: "No, I just look young, but I'm actually 88 years old. I don't mind being your father."

"Uh..." Good guy, it turns out that you want to take advantage of me!

Boy: "May I ask what is the prototype of Xiongtai?"

"Green-haired turtle." The green-haired monster stroked his hair smugly, and asked, "Is he handsome? I can live for 1000 years."

"Uh……"

"Oh, don't go, I can be your grandfather!"

The author says:

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!