Chapter 9
Chapter 9
After Fan Dabao got off his horse, he searched all the nearby npcs. There was nothing there. He suddenly realized something, opened the secret language, right-clicked on the name, and clicked on the hero list. Finally, he realized that he was being played by someone, and sat down on the ground. Crying: "My Tianbao's reputation is ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Grandma Tuan asked: "What are you doing? You have 4 to 5 Tianbao, so why cry?"
Mi Xiaolian: "He was deceived..."
Grandma Tuan asked Fan Dabao: "Who are you going to provoke again when you are full?"
Fan Dabao: "I didn't do anything, I just ran around and planted a tree!"
Mi Xiaolian: "If you don't keep it neat, it's just because you don't like him."
Tuan Datui: "That's right, he looks cheap."
Fan Dabao pointed at the two of them and said, "You two have no sympathy!"
Mi Xiaolian comforted: "Don't cry, we will accompany you to collect fragments, and you will earn back after opening five accounts."
Fan Dabao: "I want to open seven."
Big Boss Tuan: "You want to exhaust me?! Only five are allowed!"
Fan Dabao: "Six!"
Mi Xiaolian said to Grandma Tuan: "Six is six, let's go, or he will howl again in a while."
Finally, he managed to stabilize Fan Dabao for the time being, but he still couldn't swallow his breath, and said angrily, "Don't let me catch who, the man squeezed his balls, and the woman... I'll crush her husband's balls! "
Big Tuan's tits trembled: "You are too ruthless."
Mi Xiaolian also felt her crotch tremble: "..."
Fan Dabao: "Hmph!"
If you want to say that Yuantong is really a villain, you said that since you have done something bad, you should be as quiet as a chicken, as light as a chrysanthemum, and don’t spread it everywhere, but he insisted on telling it as a joke to the powerful people, Zhongtong Shentong Baishi Huitong quacked Laughing, the natives in the country clothes listened to it, but they said it was over, it was over, it was over, it was over, it was over.
Yuantong asked, "What's going on? What's the end?"
Indigenous A: "Who do you offend, why not offend Fan Dabao?"
Yuantong: "What's wrong with him? A little squishy from the warehouse forces, I'll see what kind of splash he can make."
Indigenous A: "Fan Dabao's master has thick thighs, and is usually covered by a sangbiao. You just got together, so don't worry about it."
Yunda: "That's right, we have to establish a good relationship with a few big forces first, and try not to cause complications."
Indigenous B said with a helpless face: "Innocent people are not good men and women. I advise you not to mention it to others, or we will accept some of them."
Yuantong: "What do you say?"
Indigenous B: "To give you an example, Sangbiao's ex-husband Pheasant was spat by Fan Dabao's 3 or so trumpets in turn because of cheating. , Little [-] Ye Mao's meowing style of speaking was also stabbed to the forum by him, and people who didn't know her were laughing at her."
Yuantong: "It's really a thorn..."
Indigenous B: "Got it, let's forget about this matter. It's good to see the King of Hades, but the little devil is hard to deal with!"
Yuantong: "Okay, if you hear it, don't tell me to cut it."
Although everyone promised to be good, it’s like when they were still in school, A said to B, I’ll tell you a secret, don’t tell it, B said yes, then turned around and said to C, I’ll tell you a secret, don’t you Say it out, C said yes, half a month later maybe D accidentally mentioned it, everyone slapped their thighs, damn it, the whole class already knew about it.But it was Yuantong himself who showed his feet first.
This year's Dragon Boat Festival, Fan Dabao's trumpet "Ball Protector Like Li Yi" caught the only big golden dragon mount in the whole country uniform. Fan Dabao watched the system TV and saw the big golden dragon in his bag, so excited that he almost lost his breath. The darling plop almost jumped out of his throat: "I! Catch! Arrived! Big! Gold! Dragon! La!"
Big Boss Tuan: "It's unreasonable! I caught the ugliest one, I'm bah! Shady!"
Looking for Xiaogua: "Shadow!"
Guo Dahua: "Shameless!"
Fan Dabao: "Bah! Those who are capable are as ugly as me! Chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp!"
Mi Xiaolian said: "At least [-] gold can be hung."
Fan Dabao: "Then let's sell it for 18888, it's a good fortune!" After finishing speaking, he drove the ball guard like Li Yi and went to set up a stall.
It was bought away in less than an afternoon, Fan Dabao happily counted the money, and when he looked up and saw that the transaction record was bought by Yujizi, a well-known business fire rushed from the soles of his feet to his head, your second uncle, toad □□ Close your eyes and jump into the frying pan to catch offerings on Hades’ table, your old birthday star is tired of hanging himself!So he shouted in the area: "Whose trumpet is Yu Jizi riding a horse?!"
An indigenous B who did not want to be named whispered to him, "It's Yuantong."
After talking about Fan Dabao, he saw Yuantong riding a big golden dragon passing by him. Yuantong noticed that Fan Dabao was glaring at him, and the newly bought big golden dragon shook and teleported away like fleeing for his life.
Fan Dabao didn't yell at him, but smiled coldly, took out his abacus and began to figure out how to deal with Yuantong.
Head-to-head?No, the innocent landlord has few customers and is neutral, and he can't implicate the other girls.
Go express hostile?No, it's just a matter of more than 50 prestige points, so there's no need to pay for your own repair equipment and pesticide money.
For today's plan, we can only play yin, how to play it.
It just so happened that Tuan Datui posted a link on the forum with a smile, and Fan Dabao clicked it curiously: Biography of the Little Lady of Baiyun Mountain (Note 1)... The small light bulb on top of his head lit up with a sound, and began to chant poems: "Ah~ wading through summer and autumn! I never owned it! Why worry! Hahahahahahaha~ God help me too!"
Grandma Tuan: "You caught the big golden dragon again? No, there is no TV, are you crazy?"
Guo Dahua: "Have you lost your mind?"
Looking for Xiaogua: "Go, go, go!"
Mi Xiaolian: "Dabao, do you want to brush the glutinous rice with zong leaves?"
Fan Dabao: "I'll go later, I have something to do right now. Can you do me a favor?"
What happened afterwards?
Fan Dabao assigned the gold seeding team of "Protecting the Ball Like Li Yi", the "Soft and Adorable" gold planting team, and the "Leave money to buy the road" gold planting team to Mi Xiaolian and the others, all of whom are 45-level trumpets. Strip off the equipment, put a trumpet on each god stone, see where the world express is popular, take all the trumpets to the station under the skills of the express uncles.
Yunda was a water maniac, and was struck by lightning before he could react.
Zhongtong smashed the floor and was struck by lightning before he could react.
Shentong prescribed a big poison, and before he had time to react, he was struck by lightning when he was full of red.
Huitong was shocked by a talisman, and before he could react, he was struck by lightning.
Yuantong was a little better, but after two or three pear blossoms, he was struck by lightning before he could react.
SF Express was the worst. The washing machine spun twice and was struck by lightning before it could react.
Like brown sugar, it sticks to the courier uncles for three days.The hostility blossoms, and the express delivery is like a bitter gourd, but what can we do with them?
Yuantong: "Innocence, can you stand in another place?"
Li Yi, who protects the ball: "What kind of tree are we in? Do you want to control it? Is it cutting down when the big one bullies the trumpet? Is it cutting down when the war forces bully the warehouse forces? It's up to you to be the masters of your own country? When you are hostile, is it cutting down?" What is existence?"
Yuantong was overwhelmed by hostile saliva before he could reply.
Indigenous A: "I said, don't offend him, don't offend him, okay! Can this fight still be fought?"
As soon as the words fell, Yunda was struck by lightning again because he released Feng Qi.
Zhongtong was struck by lightning again, because he was a tiger.
Shen Tong was struck by lightning again because she lost a three poisons.
Huitong pulled the people up one by one and cried, "Yuantong! You should think of a way!"
Crackling, SF Express was also hacked.
Yuantong looked at the corpses all over the place, crying until his equipment lost hair: "What can I do?"
Shunfeng said: "If you don't solve this matter, I will kick you out!"
Indigenous A suggested: "Go to the thick thigh and talk about it."
Yuantong wiped away his tears and went to the thick thigh, told the ins and outs of the matter, and then the thick thigh said: "Sorry~ I don't quite understand what you are saying, besides, Mike never listens to me, Notonly doesn’t listen but also bullies me, you might as well go to Sangbiao, the person Dabao fears most is her.”
As soon as Yuantong was about to find Sangbiao, he was stopped by native A: "You are looking for death, tell Sangbiao? Be careful that she will directly kill you!"
Yuantong said with a mournful face, "Then what should we do?"
Indigenous A: "You should ask Fan Dabao directly."
Yuantong approached Fan Dabao with a Sima face and asked, "Master Bao, I'm sorry, I was wrong, can you let me go? I will never dare again."
Fan Dabao: "It's useful to say I'm sorry, what do you need a nurse for?"
Yuantong: "Then how do you want to cut?"
Fan Dabao: "Give me an apology!"
Yuantong: "Didn't you apologize just now?"
Fan Dabao: "That's right, how about an apology?"
Yuantong shook the empty wallet until the jingle sound echoed: "The money is all for your golden dragon, I really have no money!"
Fan Dabao: "Is there anything valuable?!"
Yuantong flipped through the package: "There are still a few Dragon Boat Festival golden brown..."
Fan Dabao took out his abacus and piapiapia: "Just give me five, and I don't want more from you."
Yuantong: "That's worth 60 gold... Don't you lose 50 Tianbao reputation?"
Fan Dabao's eyes widened: "Huh? Try saying it again?!"
Yuantong obediently traded Jin Zong to Fan Dabao: "I didn't say anything..."
Fan Dabao: "Hmph! I haven't calculated the appearance fee of the trumpet with you yet!"
After finishing the meal, Dabao cheerfully carried the golden palm, distributed one to each of the innocent landlord and pretty tenants, and then went through the copy again to make a few rice dumplings, and teamed up to catch the golden dragon.
The author has something to say: Note 1: The little lady of Baiyun Mountain is said to be a rich and unemployed white woman who spends all day at home playing games when she has nothing to do.I also heard that the little lady has three computers and can open 45 small accounts. The big bosses in Baiyun Mountain dare not provoke her. Whoever provokes her will have no good fruit. As long as you dare to come out and fight, she will open it. All the trumpets stand under your skills, and before you hit the enemy, you yourself were struck by the lightning.
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