dhibooks Chapter 6
Chapter 6
Once upon a time, there was an unlucky girl named Xiaoyuanlian. Fan Dabao's little rabbit mount was set up by this girl at a stall and the price was wrong, and Fan Dabao's trumpet paid 50 gold for a second.The little round face cried and searched everywhere but couldn't find anyone, it's poor.
Afterwards, Fan Dabao felt very sorry for Xiaoyuanlian. During that time, in order to upgrade her weapons, she called people to download dungeons to collect materials in the area every day. In the future, you can just use the material book and join me directly, which moved Xiaoyuanlian to tears. Later, Fan Dabao sold it to Xiaoyuanlian for 500 gold cheaper, and moved Xiaoyuanlian so much that he wanted to marry him with his body. , sticking to Fan Dabao every day, "Brother Dabao is long, brother Dabao is short", but it's a pity that Brother Dabao doesn't take pity on Xiangxiang and cherish jade. After seeing her upgrade her weapon, he doesn't talk to her very much.
Xiaogua told Mi Xiaolian about this: "Don't look at Dabao, but he never owes anyone else."
Mi Xiaolian nodded: "I understand."
If Fan Dabao and Mi Xiaolian were talking about cross talk together, Mi Xiaolian would definitely be the one to hold it together. He didn't talk much, so he made you kneel when he opened his mouth. Now, let me tell you how he made Xiaoyuanlian kneel through the skateboard under his feet with one sentence.
Mi Xiaolian was arrested by Fan Dabao on the second day after she entered the power, and she passed the task of upgrading the battlefield. At the same time, she was also arrested by the big tits and looking for Xiaogua. Fan Dabao said triumphantly: "There are three big tits escorting, I’m sure you can pass the mission safely today~”
Grandma Tuan warned Fan Dabao: "You are not allowed to fight the battlefield while listening to cross talk, or I won't milk you!"
Looking for Xiaogua, he said, "That's right, I'll wash the flag, so you can ask for more blessings."
Fan Dabao said, "If you don't listen, don't listen, I've turned off all the cartoons."
Grandma Tuan scolded: "Grass mud horse! You still watch animation?!"
Fan Dabao said: "It's not closed anymore, ouch! Don't worry about these details, Mi Xiaolian, they don't milk me, so you must love me! Ah Tuan quickly applied for the team~"
Mi Xiaolian said: "I only added the buff to 600 readings..."
Fan Dabao said, "No matter how thin a fly's legs are, it's still meat. If you add my blood, I'll give you the head."
Look to Xiaogua and say: "Don't trust him, he can't even grab his head with his blunt words!"
Fan Dabao said: "Wist grass, don't make any more trouble with my ill words!"
Looking for Xiaogua: "Idiot, idiot, low-key, humming for a long time and can't let out a fart!"
Fan Dabao: "I'll fart for you right now!"
While bickering, Xiao Yuanlian joined the team, and only one came up: "Brother Dabao."
Fan Dabao with a face (convex=dish=convex) turned to the power channel and asked the big tits: "Why did you let her in?!"
Big Boss Tuan: "Watching a show~"
Fan Dabao: "Look at you yo-yo!"
Mi Xiaolian: "Who is this girl?
Big tits: "Dabao's love sister~"
Fan Dabao: "My little sister!"
Mi Xiaolian: "Why don't we leave the team first?"
Looking for Xiaogua: "Don't, how can you watch the show after you withdraw?"
Mi Xiaolian: "How embarrassing is that?"
Grandma Tuan: "What's so embarrassing, what you said is quite embarrassing, stop talking, let's watch a play."
The little round face asked: "Brother Dabao, what are you going to do? Are you free to play the dungeon with me?"
Fan Dabao said: "No time, let's go to the battlefield to complete the mission."
Little round face: "Then take me to play together."
Fan Dabao: "Don't! Don't! I'm most afraid of going to the battlefield with you. What if I hypnotize the opponent and you wake him up?"
Little round face: "I won't, I promise not to lose my morals and start a fire."
Fan Dabao: "Hehe, you will take over the cut."
Small round face: "Brother Dabao, do you think I'm stupid?"
Fan Dabao said bluntly, "It's a bit..."
Find Xiaogua and say on the power channel: "Hey, hey, you are too direct!"
The little round face went on to say: "I also know that you have a lot of powerful girls, some are beautiful, some are smart, some are virtuous, you may not like me."
Big Tits Tuan: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha~~"
Fan Dabao thought to himself, what's the use of being beautiful and smart?Fuck, they are all big girls who pick their feet!
The little round face cried: "Brother Dabao, I think you despise me, I also know that I am clumsy, arrogant and self-willed, and lose my temper at every turn, but don't ignore me~ I really like it Yours." Balabala omits a thousand words.
Mi Xiaolian said suddenly: "You love him so much, how could you have the heart to let him marry you like this..."
The rest of the team froze for a second and finally couldn't help but slapped the table and laughed wildly.
Xiao Yuanlian was choked up and couldn't make a sound, he hesitated for a long time and said: "I can change it!"
Mi Xiaolian: "IQ is innate, if you can change it, change it sooner."
Xiao Yuanlian left the team crying, and the crowd gave Mi Xiaolian a thumbs up.
At that time, the ladder had not been opened yet, and teams could still sign up, so these four scumbags were dumbfounded when they entered the battlefield. Except for the four of them, the Canglong Camp was all in the same server. Looking around, they were still from the same faction; Looking at the opposite side, apart from two or three scattered people, the horses are actually a regiment, and the big horses that ride the horses are on the same server as the forces of the Canglongying.
Fan Dabao broke into a cold sweat: "Isn't it because I haven't had a good time playing soldiers and come to the battlefield to continue fighting? My mission is probably going to be wasted again..."
Grandma Tuan said: "Don't panic, I'll form a knight father, let him take us and pretend to fly us."
Fan Dabao said: "Don't be stupid, Dad Knight must have brought his own people to pretend to be a force, how can we have time to talk to us?"
Looking for Xiaogua: "Wash the flag, let's wash the flag~"
During the conversation, a warrior with big wings came into the team: "There is no team, let's make a team. OvO"
Fan Dabao thought to himself, what the hell is going on with OvO? !Are you cute? !You look like a monster in the golden holy clothes, but you are still OvO cute? !Look up again to see the state of the wings, 132 points of strength, Fan Dabao cried, brother, why don't you increase the sensitivity...
Even so, Fan Dabao still felt very honest and said: "Brother Warrior, please cover me, I want to do a battlefield mission."
The warrior brother said: "No problem~OvO"
Grandma Tuan asked: "Brother Warrior, did you apply at the same time as the other side?"
Warrior brother: "Well! They just lost to us in the military exercise, so they are not convinced, and they are hostile to fight~OvO"
Fan Dabao asked: "Is the opponent strong?"
Soldier brother: "It's okay, just cut up a group of vegetables and melons~ Hey, I said, little brother Master, you have a lot of luck, you brought three sisters with you, hey~OvO"
Fan Dabao rolled his eyes and said, "Brother HH, you made a mistake, they are all transvestites, and I am the girl~"
Big Tits: "[vomit]"
Looking for Xiaogua: "[Contempt]"
Mi Xiaolian: "..."
Brother Warrior: "Then just follow me~OvO"
As soon as the gate of the battlefield opened, the soldier brother said, "Follow me to the island."
I won't say much about the battle on the battlefield. There was a scuffle under the Lidao flag, and the sky was full of wind and seven waters, mixed with night wolves.
After fighting for about ten minutes, Fan Dabao was served by several hard armors in turn, but every time he placed a point of blood, he would be filled up, and then he continued to be cut by someone, until he cried: "There is no mana, let me die!" Bar!"
Brother Warrior: "Persevere, and we'll kill them right away! OvO"
Fan Dabao thought to himself, Mabi!It's this time, can you stop making this damn emoji, I'll wipe it!persist in? !Stick to your OvO!Didn't you see their continuous resurrection coming to Lidao?How about chopping up the vegetables and melons as you like? !I really hope that two or three assassins can explode together at this moment, and the world will be clean.
Fan Dabao: "Don't you have any assassins in your power? Come and have an assassin blow yourself up!"
Warrior brother: "Just an assassin, still stealing flags everywhere~OvO"
Fan Dabao: "I also want to go out to wash the flag!"
Warrior brother: "Don't go, our people are all in the island, the purpose is to take their heads, you will only be killed by them if you go to other places to wash the flag OvO"
Fan Dabao came back to see that the score on the battlefield was already 600 points behind, he cried even harder, Lan Yao knocked a few pots, let alone get a gold or two, right?I also used a lot of quack skills to go back and forth. Don't you want money?Forget about it, the mission on the battlefield can't be completed, it's a loss of money and face, Mi Xiaolian has already taken four heads, and she is still a bare commander, the more she thinks about it, the more wronged she is, she simply quits the melee group and sits down Back to blue while crying.
Warrior brother: "Mage sister, what's the matter with you? OvO"
Fan Dabao: "Back to blue!"
Brother Warrior: "Hurry up, they're here again, how cool is this head brushing! OvO"
Fan Dabao thought to himself, what a fart!I didn't get a single head!
Grandma Tuan: "Mom, I'm going to have cramp in my blood brushing hand, Dabao, you're going to die and come beat me!"
Fan Dabao: "Can't you rest for a while?"
Brother Warrior: "Be careful of assassins, there seem to be two OvOs on the opposite side"
Fan Dabao: "I can't do anything else, I'll catch every assassin who blew himself up..."
Before he finished speaking, with a bang, Fan Dabao turned into a wisp of green smoke and returned to the pigsty.
Mi Xiaolian: "?"
Looking for Xiaogua: "It was exploded."
Big Boss Tuan: "Hahahahahahahaha instantly slapped me in the face hahahaha, you idiot, let you brag!"
Fan Dabao lay on the ground of the pigsty and buried his face deep in the soil: "Really, don't believe me, I was just negligent just now, and I really catch one right now..."
Big Tits Tuan: "Hahahaha, don't explain yourself hahahahaha!"
Warrior brother: "Well, I should go to the forum and ask, how to effectively play the assassin who is blowing up and reading~OvO"
Fan Dabao: "I think I'm a victim of accidental injury. It's not me he wants to blow up, but you! You believe me! I'm really sensitive to invisible assassins!"
Grandma Tuan and Xiaogua continued to laugh at him, only Mi Xiaolian said, "I believe it."
Big Boss Tuan: "I believe it, I believe it too, hahahahahahahaha~"
Smiling and laughing, the battlefield is over, there is no accidental loss, and the mission is naturally not completed, the big tits asked: "Do you still want to fight?"
Fan Dabao: "Hit, hit, hit!"
It's just that this time he was assigned to the opposite side of the cute fighter, and was chased and hacked five times by the cute fighter with an OvO expression on his face, but the mission on the battlefield was completed anyway.
Maybe many people will have doubts, why Mi Xiaolian is so good to Fan Dabao, Fan Dabao has no money and no power, no one knows whether he is good or not, and he has never tried it.This reason is a sad thing for Mi Xiaolian, but it is an oolong for Fan Dabao.
Mi Xiaolian used to be a big sandbag daddy of a fire suit, a war criminal who made many enemies, but never slobbered or reasoned, and didn’t bother to explain if there was a misunderstanding. No mercy, his own people said he was glamorous and noble, and the enemy said he was pretending to be a dick. In short, Mi Xiaolian's popularity is not good.
When Mi Xiaolian was at level 50, the system assigned him a male assassin apprentice named Mao Xiaodou. The two of them stumbled and grew up and were often bullied. In order to protect Mi Xiaolian, Mao Xiaodou developed big wings, and Mi Xiaolian In order to protect Mao Xiaodou, he desperately piled up attributes, you chased my soul and killed me to rejuvenate.I don’t know if friendship will be more unforgettable than love. The inexplicable love between the two people secretly arises. like you.Mi Xiaolian believed it, but he knew very well that life was not comfortable due to the bumpy road ahead, so he really responded to someone, "From the time I found out that I like you until we parted, I have not been happy every single day."
Mi Xiaolian carefully maintains her relationship with Mao Xiaodou, the more cautious she is, the more afraid she becomes, and the more afraid she becomes, the more she becomes afraid of something.
No matter how caring and considerate Mi Xiaolian is to Mao Xiaodou, he is still a man, coupled with Mi Xiaolian's unsmiling character, he is no match for the soft jade and gentle fragrance of girls...
In fact, it's okay to separate, Mi Xiaolian was relieved, and felt ironic, it was very painful when they were together, and she didn't dare to separate because she was afraid that it would hurt even more after separation, but unexpectedly, she felt relaxed.
Mi Xiaolian thought to herself, why not switch servers and leave.
Mi Xiaolian didn't know how the girl arranged him, and she didn't know why overnight the fire suit, regardless of the enemy or me, thought he was sticking to Mao Xiaodou to offer chrysanthemums, the weapon was opened by Mao Xiaodou for him, and the equipment was Mao Xiaodou It was Mao Xiaodou who helped him level up. Mi Xiaolian sighed and thought, is it easy for me to grow a big wing?explain?Where to start?Mao Xiaodou gave those sets of golden bull feet that opened the weapon?Did Mao Xiaodou bring me to wash the jade for washing equipment?Drill?It has nothing to do with Mao Xiaodou, it's because I didn't give it to my mother for a year... Then his old problem broke out, and he said in his heart to forget it and forget it.
During the martial arts competition that day, that girl entered the final together with Mi Xiaolian, Mi Xiaolian held her breath, angrily changed into poisonous milk equipment and beat the girl to cry and call Mao Xiaodou.After Mi Xiaolian came out, she glanced at Mao Xiaodou's accusation of his secret words and the overwhelming world, sneered, bought a nine-turn universe, found a random server, and left.
After switching to the server, there is no need to fight. Mi Xiaolian has nothing to do all day, looking at the scenery and walking horses. After two months of shopping, he applied for the battlefield on a whim, and then met Fan Dabao who was in the same camp as him and who was opposite him. Maoxiaodou.
This is life!
I mentioned Fan Dabao’s 586 in the previous article. No matter how well modified it is, it is also an old antique. There are no major problems, but there are many minor problems. The most deadly thing is that it automatically adjusts the time. In the blink of an eye, the lower right corner becomes 2016:7 on May 5, 10, which directly leads to the fact that the skills cannot be released when there is no problem with the network and the keyboard is no problem. You must adjust the time to operate normally.
On this day, Fan Dabao entered the battlefield with thick thighs.
Thick thighs said: "Mike! Look! There is a big dad in front! Quick group him!"
Fan Dabao said: "Your face is thicker, the captain will give it to you, you are quick."
After Mi Xiaolian joined the team, his mind was still on the battlefield interface. Looking at Mao Xiaodou's name, he deeply felt that the ancients were sincere and did not deceive me.Then I received a secret message from Mao Xiaodou: Do you think it will be fine after switching servers?Today I will kill until you have blemishes all over your body.
Mi Xiaolian thought to herself, no!Can you recognize this?That's right, it must have been saved on the list.
Mi Xiaolian replied to him: If you want to kill me, you can only explode yourself.
After finishing speaking, I feel guilty. Mao Xiaodou really wants to play a sneak attack. He may not be able to retreat completely. Take a closer look at the two in the team... one is stupid, and the other is even more stupid. Let's ask for more blessings and be honest. .
Thick thighs are swaying on the middle platform. Fan Dabao is listening to the cross talk while running around with Mi Xiaolian to wash the flag. While washing, he finds that 586 is sick again, and his skills can’t be released. No skill, bang~ A fiery place, shot out Maoxiaodou who was about to explode...
Mi Xiaolian's heart: ...
Fan Dabao's heart: Hey~ Good guy.
Mao Xiaodou beat Mi Xiaolian with light, and was beaten to death by Fan Dabao.
The second time was in Qinglong, 586 had cramps again, Fan Dabao immediately adjusted it again, trying to see if he could release his skills, ouch, a kidney dripped on his forehead, and a water slowdown, he knocked out Mao Xiaodou who was about to explode...
Mi Xiaolian's heart: Oh, my mother...
Fan Dabao's heart: It's him again?kill kill kill!
Mao Xiaodou beat Mi Xiaolian with light, and was beaten to death by Fan Dabao.
In this pig blood formation, 586 drew five times, and Fan Dabao accidentally saved Mi Xiaolian five times.
Mi Xiaolian said: "...isn't it a coincidence?"
Fan Dabao said triumphantly: "Of course not, I have a trick to catch the little assassin!"
Mi Xiaolian: "..."
Mao Xiaodou whispered to Mi Xiaolian again: Don't be complacent, you won't be so lucky next time!
Mi Xiaolian thought, there will be no next time.Turn off the secret language and ignore him.
After leaving the battlefield, Mi Xiaolian registered her number. This equipment and this drill were originally for you, but now, I don't want it anymore.
Mi Xiaolian opened the trading account platform, looking for a poisonous milk to pretend to be cool, and when she turned to the second page, she saw Sangbiao's account. She saw that it was from her hometown service, and then she remembered the idiot who had just saved herself five times on the battlefield. The mage also decided to go to his hometown to serve the elderly, and then the interesting things mentioned above happened.
Mi Xiaolian quickly integrated into the power, there is no warmth and warmth here, only three pretty tenants who are hot (cut), affectionate (feet), true (big) sincere (sister) and that stupid but kind-hearted but not innocent at all. landlord.
When I recalled this, Mi Xiaolian was playing streamer with Fan Dabao, and Fan Dabao had already been violently killed three times by the assassins of the Dynasty Army.
Mi Xiaolian: "Didn't you say that you are the best at catching self-destruct assassins?"
Fan Dabao: "Damn it! I wanted to rub my milk next to the nanny in front of me. Who knew she stared at her hostilely and exploded. I was injured by accident, okay..."
Got blown up again.
Mi Xiaolian thought to herself, it seems that it is either a coincidence or luck...