dhibooks Chapter 55
Chapter 55
Fan Dabao lay down and acted all night how to say hello to Mi Xiaolian, what to say after greeting, what to do after saying what to do, what to do after what to do, it has been rehearsed until the day of the wedding, what should the groom say when he speaks, what to do after saying what to do, what to do After that, I have to cut the cake. My family doesn’t have many relatives. Mi Xiaolian’s family probably doesn’t have many. The three-layer cake is definitely enough. The cake should be pure white and surrounded by a group of small lace with pink cream. He hugged the pillow I buried my face in it and started rolling around, rolling around, rolling around: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thanh!"Quickly set the alarm clock to 12:[-], "Squint again and again, otherwise Mi Xiaolian will be frightened with two dark circles under her eyes." Lie down obediently, close her eyes and be quiet for less than half a minute, He laughed again, patted himself on the head, "Don't think about it, don't think about it!" Finally fell asleep happily.
Dabao woke up before it was time to eat, hey, a carp got up and slipped to take a shower, and then messed with his teddy hair for a long time, and struggled for a long time when getting dressed, should he wear autumn clothes? Pants, should I wear long johns? Don’t wear them!Frozen to death today as a resurgence boy!When I was going out, I met my parents who had just returned home. Dad Dabao pointed to his head and asked, "Your hair... Did you get an electric shock last night?"
Fan Dabao gave his father a blank look and said, "What do you know? It cost 600 yuan to iron it!"
Dabao's mother stopped him and asked, "Why are you going? Dressed up like a little devil?"
Fan Dabao said: "You two haven't been home for three days and I didn't ask why you went. I'm going out for a walk now, do I need to report?" He turned around and left.
Da Baoma yelled: "Wait!"
Fan Dabao didn't turn his head back: "I can't wait, I'm in a hurry!"
Dabao's mother said to Dabao's father: "I want to tell him that the north gate is blocked."
Dad Dabao waved his hand and said, "Let him go."
The community where Fan Dabao lives is a one-way street. There are two gates in total. Vehicles can only enter and cannot enter at the south gate, and vehicles can only exit and cannot enter at the north gate. It is reasonable that there will be no traffic jams on holidays, but today I don’t know what happened. There is a queue at the north gate. When the long dragon was set up, no one could get out, and the horn was blared loudly.Fan Dabao had been stuck there for half an hour in a dilemma. He couldn't bear it any longer. He said "wait for my old grandson to go and find out" and then got out of the car to find out. It turned out that two female drivers stopped there and had an argument.
One said: "You idiot riding a horse can't drive?" The other said: "You are blind and can't see the road while riding a horse?"
The doorman looked at this and that at a loss, and Fan Dabao asked him, "What's going on?"
"Oh, Mr. Fan." The doorman said with a bitter face, "She's scrambling against the opponent's car."
Fan Dabao said, "Did you call the traffic police? It's been stuck for quite a while."
The uncle doorman said: "I found it, we are a bit out of the way, and we won't be able to arrive in a while."
Fan Dabao scratched his chin: "I'll do it." He took two steps forward and said, "Sisters, stop arguing, you won't be beautiful if you wear makeup."
"It's none of your business!" She turned her head and saw that it was Fan Dabao, and immediately ran over while grabbing his arm and said, "Dabao, you came at the right time, you judge! How is this matter going?" Who is wrong?!" "It must be you who are wrong, grabbing what, rushing to reincarnate?! Dabao, you think so?"
"I'm not a traffic policeman either, so I can't take care of this matter." Dazed by the two of them, Fan Dabao hastily clasped his hands together and begged, "But two sisters, can I trouble you to do me a favor? Well, I'm in a hurry Going on a date, if you don't leave, you will be late, please!"
One was surprised: "Really? Dabao, are you dating?" The other was also surprised: "You finally have a girlfriend?"
Fan Dabao smiled and said, "Yeah, yeah, this is not the first date, so... huh?" He pointed to the front row of cars that were blocked, "Help me out, I'll treat you to dinner later, please Do you drink coffee?"
One said, "Why buy her coffee?"
Fan Dabao said: "Then I invite you to drink!"
One was upset again: "Why invite her to dinner?"
Fan Dabao said: "Then please eat!"
"It's about the same. Remember to bring your girlfriend with you, and my sister will check it out for you." "Okay, okay, it's necessary!"
"I want to see your girlfriend too!" "All right, all right, I'll take her with me when we eat."
The two of them rolled their eyes at each other and said, "Hmph, if it wasn't for Dabao's sake, I would have torn you up." "How dare you! If Dabao didn't stop you, I would have beaten you long ago!"
Fan Dabao said pitifully, "Sisters..."
"You wait for me! I'll settle the score with you later!" "I'm afraid of you!"
The two of them parked the car to one side to make way, and the car behind was finally able to get out, Fan Dabao hurriedly ran back, saying as he ran, "Thank you!"
"Dabao! Come on!" "Be nice on your first date!"
Fan Dabao said: "I know!" Then he got into the car, stepped on the gas pedal when he left the community, and drove 220 yards all the way to the destination. This time, the rear hood was knocked off.
Arriving at the hotel at exactly 16:20, Fan Dabao wiped the sweat from his forehead: "Fortunately, we are not late." After parking the car and looking at the rearview mirror, Fan Dabao tidied up his teddy roll. Suddenly, Fan Dabao felt his legs tremble and his heart beat. He beat his legs with one hand and patted his chest with the other, desperately saying to himself, "Hold your nerves, hold your nerves, Mi Xiaolian is an old friend, there is nothing to be nervous about." Standing up straight and stretching his shoulders, Fan Dabao raised his head. He went upstairs with his head held high.
When he reached the second floor, he saw that the lobby was full of people who had come to the player meeting, taking photos with the exhibition boards, signing autographs, and Fan Dabao was secretly observing the girls, but he didn't see anyone wearing a green coat and white pants , he thought, hasn't Mi Xiaolian come yet?Then he took out his mobile phone, and just about to call Mi Xiaolian, a staff member of Aunt Wang shouted with a loudspeaker: "Players who have already signed their names, please go to the hall and sit by their name cards. The meeting will be held soon." It's about to start, players who have already signed their names, please go to the lobby and take a seat according to the name plate, the meeting will start soon!" After speaking, the people in the lobby rushed in, and Fan Dabao retreated to the door and waited anxiously among the crowd. He searched for Mi Xiaolian's figure, then he pressed Mi Xiaolian's phone number, and after connecting, he hurriedly asked, "Hey, Mi Xiaolian, where are you?"
The person on the other end of the phone didn't speak.
Fan Dabao asked, "Hello? Mi Xiaolian?"
"Hello?" It was a man's voice.
Fan Dabao was stunned, and when he raised his head, only a few people left walked into the hall. Opposite him was only a boy with a white face in a dark green coat and white pants, holding a mobile phone and looking at him with a very strange look.
While looking at Xiao Bailian, Fan Dabao cautiously asked the phone: "...Mi Xiaolian?"
The little white face on the opposite side showed a shallow smile: "It's me."
Fan Dabao hung up the phone with staring eyes, puffed out his chest, walked up to Xiaobailian with a serious expression, and compared silently, um, he was about the same height as me, then he suddenly stretched out his hand and said mockingly, "You must be Mi Xiaolian." Brother Mi Dalian? Brother, hello! Come and shake hands, we will be a family from now on!"
Mi Xiaolian sighed softly and asked with a smile, "When did I tell you that I have an older brother?"
Fan Dabao withdrew his hand and said angrily: "Then who are you? Did you kidnap our petite and lovely Mi Xiaolian and snatch her mobile phone to impersonate you without being selected for the meeting? Let me tell you, I will Call the police!"
Mi Xiaolian looked at him, thought for a while and said: "There is moonlight in front of the bed, it is probably frost on the ground, raise your head to look at the bright moon, your father Fan Degang."
"Crack!" Fan Dabao's phone fell to the ground.
Mi Xiaolian said anxiously: "I'm sorry... Dabao, I'm Mi Xiaolian..."
"Boom!" Fan Dabao only felt that a thunderbolt from the dry sky hit his sky spirit cover, ah, no, it was Feng Qi, which struck down one after another, making him dizzy; and then another water-absorbing maniac "Hula Hula~hula~" so that he couldn't help himself from distinguishing between south, east and north; in the end, a "bang bang bang bang" was a punishment from heaven, which made his half-dead mind go blank, and only heard a hollow echo: male, male, male Man man man man Mi Xiaolian is man man man man man...
Seeing him staring blankly with his mouth open, Mi Xiaolian hurriedly asked, "Dabao, are you alright?"
Fan Dabao suddenly came back to his senses, and stared at Mi Xiaolian viciously with his round puppy eyes: "You, really, are you, Mi, Xiao, Lian?"
Mi Xiaolian said, "It's me."
"Damn it! You!" Fan Dabao pointed at him and was about to curse, when he glanced at his feet out of the corner of his eye, he looked down and found that the marble floor had been hit by his moving chicken and duck, but moving the chicken and duck was fine, Fan Dabao was heartbroken. Thinking, bad, you won't ask me to pay, right?So he quickly picked up his mobile phone, looked around, turned around and ran to the lobby while no one noticed, and said to the staff when he passed the door, "The hole on the floor was made by that little boy in the back. If you want to pretend to be a player to cheat food and drink, don't let him in!"
Seeing what Fan Dabao was doing, Mi Xiaolian secretly thought, this is really his style.
When Fan Dabao just came out of the elevator, Mi Xiaolian recognized him at a glance by feeling, and even felt a little familiar, probably she had met him before, so Mi Xiaolian kept watching Fan Dabao silently through the crowd Grandma Tuan said rightly about his every move, Fan Dabao is like a lively puppy, or a teddy dog.Mi Xiaolian thought that when Fan Dabao knew the truth, he would pounce on him and bite him with grinning teeth, or else he would sneer at him first as respect, but he didn't expect...
"He still doesn't like playing cards according to the ceremony..." No matter what, find an opportunity to apologize to him.Mi Xiaolian shook her head and followed, the staff at the door smiled at him, Mi Xiaolian said, "I checked my identity."
The staff said: "It's okay, you can go in."
"Thank you."
Mi Xiaolian trotted to catch up behind Fan Dabao, and called softly, "Dabao?"
Fan Dabao angrily walked around with his hood in his arms: "Don't follow me!"
"Big treasure."
"I told you not to follow me!"
Mi Xiaolian said, "You're going too far, this table."
Fan Dabao stopped, turned around stiffly, pulled out the stool and sat down. He kept his head down and never dared to look at Mi Xiaolian.Mi Xiaolian smiled, and pulled out a stool to sit beside him. Fan Dabao gritted his teeth and asked in a low voice, "Didn't I tell you not to follow me?!"
Mi Xiaolian pointed to the nameplate on the table and said, "I am also at this table."
Fan Dabao said, "Then stay away from me!"
Mi Xiaolian said, "Look up."
Fan Dabao pursed his lips, looked up secretly, and saw that their table was already full, and other people at the same table were looking at him curiously, with yoooooooooooooo written in their eyes~
Fan Dabao quickly pointed to Mi Xiaolian and said, "We don't know each other at all! Not at all!"
Others said "Oh~~ that's it" but the eyes are still yooooooooooo~
Mi Xiaolian smiled at them and said nothing more, Fan Dabao gave them a blank look and then lowered his head to fiddle with his chicken and duck.
The meet and greet started, Fan Dabao didn’t listen to what was being said on stage, and Fan Dabao didn’t listen, his mind was full of: Mi Xiaolian is a man, what the hell is a man, why is he a man, why is he a man’s paralysis It's a man man man man man with a penis man man man like me is a man man man man paralysis is really a man!My daughter-in-law in the game is a man!The one riding the horse is a man!Still a boy!male!Boyfriend!
Mi Xiaolian didn't say a word, just stared at the teacup in a daze, last night he had already thought of many ways to explain the truth to Fan Dabao and apologize, but it really didn't work... Just give him his card and swipe it casually...
The two were thinking about each other's affairs with their own ghosts, until the stage had finished talking and started serving food, Fan Dabao finally lifted his head from the haze, what the hell!time to eat!Let's talk after eating!I read the menu on the forum beforehand, it doesn't seem cheap!Eat eat eat eat eat!If you don't eat, you will suffer!eat!
Seeing that he came back to life, Mi Xiaolian asked softly, "Are you hungry?"
Fan Dabao said angrily: "You care about me?!" After he finished speaking, he felt that the surrounding atmosphere was very strange. He turned his head and found that the people at the same table were all looking at him again. YOOOOOOOOOOOO~ was capitalized in their eyes, Fan Dabao rolled his eyes at them: "Look at me, eat, if you don't eat, I will!"
While talking, the waiter brought up a plate of large prawns and began to share, two for each person. Fan Dabao’s eyes turned green when he saw the prawns, and the abacus in his head started to fight. That's 120 yuan!Ah, no, I can't eat it, no, no, no, it's okay, just two, it won't die, eat it, eat it!
Fan Dabao watched eagerly as the waiter divided the prawns. When it was finally his turn, Mi Xiaolian stopped him one step ahead of him. Mi Xiaolian said to the waiter, "Don't give it to him, he is allergic to seafood and cannot eat it."
The waiter smiled and said, "Okay." He skipped over Fan Dabao.
Fan Dabao quickly straightened up and said, "Who said you can't eat it! I can eat it!"
The waiter said: "My guest, if you are really allergic to seafood, I advise you not to eat it. Allergies can cause shortness of breath, and severe ones can lead to suffocation."
Mi Xiaolian said: "That's right, you will be the one who will develop a rash that will be painful and itchy."
Fan Dabao scratched the back of his hand subconsciously, remembering the uncomfortable feeling of allergies before, he could only shrink back in despair, watching the waiter carry his shrimp away.When he turned around, he found that the person at the same table was looking at him again, this time YOOOOOOOOO~ was written on top of his head, especially the two girls sitting opposite each other, their smiles were so obscene.
Fan Dabao turned his head and stared at Mi Xiaolian, only to see that Mi Xiaolian was gracefully peeling the shells of the shrimp, and after peeling, he shook the shrimp meat in front of Fan Dabao and ate it.
have eaten!Fuck!Just eat it!Fan Dabao is so angry!Pick up the chopsticks and lower your head to pick up the vegetables in your mouth, but unfortunately there are no shrimps.
At this moment, Mi Xiaolian's cell phone rang, and he glanced at it, and said to Fan Dabao, "I'll answer the call, don't steal my shrimp."
Fan Dabao snorted coldly, but didn't reply, Mi Xiaolian looked at him and smiled helplessly, got up and left his seat.Fan Dabao glanced sideways at his back, and started thinking about man, man, man, man, man, man, man, shit!If you tell me not to eat, I will not eat?When I'm full, go out and beat you!Then he quickly grabbed the remaining shrimp on Mi Xiaolian's plate and pinched its head, and stuffed it into his mouth without peeling the shell, hum!Calcium supplement!
It may be that Mi Xiaolian walked away, Fan Dabao felt much more relaxed, swallowed the shrimp, he quickly sat up straight, twisted his neck, rubbed his shoulders to exercise his muscles and bones, and listened to the people at the same table chatting nonchalantly.The theme of the player meeting this time is running now, there were probably two couples at this table, Fan Dabao took a look at them, damn it, they are so affectionate.The two men are still exchanging experiences with each other, one man is bragging all over the world how he confessed to his parents that he found a partner through games, what my father said, what her father said, hearing these things Fan Dabao didn't feel very good, playing He interrupted and said, "Hey, buddy, let's discuss something?"
The man asked, "What's the matter?"
Fan Dabao pointed to the empty space next to him, then glanced at Mi Xiaolian who was still on the phone in the distance, and said, "His dad left when he was very young, can you guys talk about your dad as little as possible later?" Dad, her dad, I'm afraid he will feel bad when he hears it."
"Oh, I'm so sorry." The man nodded, and then looked at Fan Dabao suspiciously, "Hey, that's not right, didn't you just say that the two of you don't know each other at all?"
"Ah? This..." Fan Dabao blinked his eyes in embarrassment, and stammered, "Anyway, anyway, that's what happened anyway!"
"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~~~~~" After holding back all night, they finally yoooooooo.
Fan Dabao pointed at them: "You guys!"
A girl next to him leaned over and asked, "Hey, handsome boy, what's your relationship with that handsome boy?"
Fan Dabao insisted, "I don't know him!"
The girl said: "Don't pretend to be with us, look at this, this." She pointed to the name tag on the table and said, "The few of us have known each other before, so the remaining two are you?"
Fan Dabao said, "So what?"
The girl asked, "You two served together?"
Fan Dabao drooped his head and said, "So what?"
The girl asked again: "A powerful person?"
Fan Dabao lowered his head a little more, and said, "So what?"
The girl thief smiled and said, "Then...you two?"
"I told you I don't know you!" Fan Dabao felt an itchy scratch on his neck, and when he saw the back of his hand, there was a large rash, he thought to himself, what the hell, right?This idea is too accurate!
Mi Xiaolian came back and took a look at Fan Dabao who was scratching his ears and cheeks, and then at her own plate. She hurriedly put on her coat and involuntarily grabbed Fan Dabao's arm and lifted him up: "Let's go to the hospital."
Fan Dabao struggled to shake off Mi Xiaolian's hand and said, "Don't worry about it!"
Mi Xiaolian said: "If you make trouble again, everyone will look at us."
Fan Dabao looked around, raised his head to meet Mi Xiaolian's eyes, and suddenly felt that his heart was being squeezed hard, his brain was in chaos, and his whole body was itchy, and his legs were so weak that he almost fell off.
Mi Xiaolian stepped forward to support him, and said softly, "Don't risk your life to be angry with me, right?"
Fan Dabao gave him a hard look: "I haven't beaten you yet."
"Yes, you can only beat me when you recover, so now, you obediently follow me to the hospital."
Fan Dabao scratched his neck with one hand and put his hand on Mi Xiaolian's shoulder to support his body: "OK, OK, hurry up, it's so uncomfortable."
Mi Xiaolian said: "Didn't I tell you not to steal my shrimp?"
Fan Dabao complained: "It's all your fault, why don't you eat it quickly?!"
Mi Xiaolian said: "Who knew you would really steal it?"
Fan Dabao said, "You were the first to provoke!"
Mi Xiaolian said, "I didn't expect you to be so careless."
Looking at the backs of the two of them supporting each other away, everyone couldn't help but uttered a voice: "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~"
Mi Xiaolian thought to herself, I don't know if it will be on the headlines tomorrow...