dhibooks Chapter 42
Chapter 42
Yuan Xiaocao pinched her own face, and the activities in her heart were very complicated. Why did I believe the words of Little Sweet Potato's snake spirit disease? What kind of princess is condescending to help you subdue the dark knight and the evil witch After tossing and tossing all night, not only did I lose ten sets of grass cotton, but also a set of fashion. In the end, she didn't do anything, but she had the cheek to pat her ass and leave!
Thinking of this, Yuan Xiaocao patted Cao Jing's buttocks, and then spat on the ground, Bah!You wait for me, I will clean you up next time!I'll deal with those couple first!
Mi Xiaolian is not as easy to fool as she imagined, and Fan Dabao is even more of a thieves.Yuan Xiaocao made two plans before: Plan A, where Cao Mian bribed Mi Xiaolian, and Plan B, as a last resort, used data to convince Fan Dabao. After repeated analysis, he decided to implement Plan A first as originally planned to get Mi Xiaolian settled.
He observed Mi Xiaolian secretly for another three days, and based on the previous records, he pinpointed Mi Xiaolian's game time, went online around 07 o'clock every night, dug grass for half an hour, and played the streamer at 30:[-]. Liu Guang, if he can’t pass, he goes to the skill area to make clothes. Yuan Xiaocao thinks that women who work in front of the loom are the best at talking (what’s the reason?), so Yuan Xiaocao decides to do it himself (die faster).
That night, Mi Xiaolian was digging grass in front, and Fan Dabao was telling jokes beside him. Digging the grass, Yuan Xiaocao held up the torch a few times with a loving face, but endured it.He sneered and said, Ha ha, no wonder, Fan Dabao is addicted to womanizing and doesn't think about making progress. He is really not a man who can achieve great things. Let me take over your funds!
As soon as 07:30 arrived, Fan Dabao saw the system message and jumped up: "Damn it! Why did Liu Guang miss again! What about you?"
Mi Xiaolian shook her head and said, "I didn't win either."
Fan Dabao said: "It's an evil one, hey, you haven't won in the past three days, right?"
Mi Xiaolian said, "It seems so."
Yuan Xiaocao in the distance saw Fan Dabao pointing at the sky with annoyed expression on his face, and knew that he was messing with Liu Guang for not being able to win. Yuan Xiaocao played with the Lingbi jade pendant and smiled slyly: "I have more than a dozen stalls in the Yijun , Sign up together, if you two win, there will be a ghost."
Fan Dabao said, "Then I'm going to eat."
Mi Xiaolian asked: "Have you eaten so late? Your parents are not at home today?"
Fan Dabao said, "Yes, I'll make some instant noodles and I'll be back later."
Mi Xiaolian called to stop him: "Hey, why are you eating instant noodles again? How did you promise me last time?"
Fan Dabao said embarrassedly: "Oh, what's inside, instant noodles are so convenient."
Mi Xiaolian said: "Don't eat it. It's not nutritious and you'll get fat easily, which will affect your development."
Fan Dabao clutched his crotch in horror: "Affecting development? No, no, no, no! So what should we do?"
Mi Xiaolian said: "Go and see what's in the refrigerator and report to me later. I'll teach you how to cook. You always turn on the gas stove, right?"
Fan Dabao said, "Why don't you ask me if I can open the refrigerator door?" Then he muttered, "How many steps should Mi Xiaolian put in the refrigerator? Four steps, the first step is to open the refrigerator door, and the second step is to open the refrigerator door." The second step is to take out the elephant, the third step is to put Mi Xiaolian in, and the fourth step is to close the door of the refrigerator" and walked to the kitchen.
Mi Xiaolian got up and gave Fan Dabao a shot. Seeing that Zutong was just 4 minutes away, she went to dig grass for a while.
Yuan Xiaocao reckoned that the virtuous Mi Xiaolian was about to weave and sew, so she got on her horse and ran to the skill area.
The day in the trading area is sunny, and Xiaocao Jing in the skill area likes it very much. Looking at the prefect, he shouted loudly, I love you, Nanmen!
Suddenly, a big grass spirit descends from the sky, lands beside you with a bang, and sings: Don’t ask me how much grass cotton I have, I’ll tell you I have a lot, don’t ask me how much to collect, I’ll tell you to go away~ Go away ~
The little grass spirits took a closer look and ran away in fright: "Yuan Xiaocao is here! Everyone run!" In less than five seconds, Yuan Xiaocao was the only grass spirit left in the skill area.
Yuan Xiaocao looked around and nodded with satisfaction. After all, she is a grass spirit who has been under the supervision of urban management all year round, and she really knows how to obey the rules.He laid out more than a dozen groups of grass cotton slowly, still muttering in his mouth, this is all that is left, success or failure.
Five minutes later, Mi Xiaolian came riding a little rabbit, skillfully driving NPCs to buy materials, chirping and chirping to spin and weave.Looking at the back of Mi Xiaolian's hard work, Yuan Xiaocao couldn't help feeling sorry, what a girl, why did she follow Fan Dabao?
From the moment he got off the sacred stone in the skill area, Mi Xiaolian felt that something was not quite right. Taking advantage of Kazkaz’s spare time on the loom, he looked around and finally realized that Xiaocaojing, who usually sells semi-finished materials at a stall, was not quite right. It's gone, only Yuan Xiaocao stands alone with a huge body.Mi Xiaolian looked at Yuan Xiaocao suspiciously, thinking, hasn't he always been domineering in Xilingdong City?How did you come here today?Forget it, take care of him.Then I turned around and continued to chirp and chirp again, hey, wow, the cute shoes are ready.Mi Xiaolian held the shoes and burst into tears. This is the last handicraft cover of Fan Dabao, the last number of the Jin team. Waiting for Wow, so charming to put it on, Mi Xiaolian can rest for a while. Thinking of this, Mi Xiaolian wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, and she accepted it.
Seeing this, Yuan Xiaocao secretly thought, good guy!Here's your chance!Decisive whisper Mi Xiaolian: Dear, do you want grass cotton?Sell cheap!
Mi Xiaolian glanced at the secret language, feeling sick in her chest, I'm going, what's going on recently, there are so many straw cotton sellers, and don't mention straw cotton to me anymore, okay, I'm about to throw up...
Mi Xiaolian: No.
Yuan Xiaocao: Very cheap!
Mi Xiaolian: No.
After speaking, Mi Xiaolian turned her head and glared at Yuan Xiaocao, and then she got on the little rabbit and was about to leave.Yuan Xiaocao secretly thought, it’s not good, don’t miss this opportunity and don’t come again, start plan B!So she brazenly applied to join the team, Mi Xiaolian glanced at the application for joining the team, refused, and left.
It happened that Fan Dabao sang Xiaoquer and returned: "A chicken in the left hand ~ Hey ~ a duck in the right hand ~ There is a fat doll behind the back ~ Heyhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhly "
Mi Xiaolian asked: "Hey, do you know that Yuan Xiaocao?"
Fan Dabao: "I know it, but I don't know it well, so I asked him what happened when he bought those two 17 diamonds?"
Mi Xiaolian: "He just asked me if I wanted grass cotton, and I said no, and he kept applying to join the team."
Fan Dabao: "Then let him in."
Mi Xiaolian: "What if he's uneasy and kind? A businessman like him who doesn't make money but can't afford it early..."
Fan Dabao: "What are you afraid of? If he really misses you, you won't be able to avoid it. It's better to see what he wants to do."
Mi Xiaolian nodded and said, "Cooperate with me later."
Fan Dabao: "What?"
Mi Xiaolian: "Just tease him, after all, we have earned such a large sum of money."
Fan Dabao said excitedly, "Yes, yes, yes!"
As soon as Yuan Xiaocao joined the team, he asked, "Dabao, are you doing business together?"
Fan Dabao refused very simply: "I won't do it."
Yuan Xiaocao asked again: "What about Xiaolian? Are you interested in doing business together?"
Mi Xiaolian was even more straightforward: "No money."
Yuan Xiaocao thought to himself, what the fuck, these two guys sound too much alike, so he sneered and said, "I can make a lot of money."
Mi Xiaolian: "Oh, then can you give me a few examples?"
Yuan Xiaocao: "Let's put it this way, for example, for a group of Lihuo Jing, I set up a stall to collect 85 silver each, and sell each for 1 gold. How much net profit is the group, do you calculate?"
Fan Dabao ignored Yuan Xiaocao, and said to Mi Xiaolian: "Mi Xiaolian, besides you, there are a few tomatoes, a few eggs, and two shallots in the refrigerator, and then I found half a bucket of dried noodles and three sticks in the cabinet. rice cake."
Mi Xiaolian: "You're just going to fry up scrambled eggs with tomatoes. Do you want noodles or rice cakes?"
Fan Dabao: "I like them all, I don't choose."
Mi Xiaolian: "Pick the one you like the most."
Fan Dabao: "Hmm...it's not a good choice..."
Mi Xiaolian: "Then listen to me, now you take out a one-dollar coin, do you have it?"
Fan Dabao: "No."
Mi Xiaolian: "Fifty cents is fine, okay?"
Fan Dabao: "Okay, okay."
Mi Xiaolian: "Flip a coin, it's literally noodle flower rice cake."
Fan Dabao: "Alright~"
Mi Xiaolian: "Words or flowers?"
Fan Dabao: "Words."
Mi Xiaolian: "Then eat noodles."
Fan Dabao: "I seem to want to eat rice cakes more."
Mi Xiaolian: "Then eat rice cakes."
Fan Dabao: "Alright~"
Yuan Xiaocao thought to himself, what the hell were you doing just now? !
Fan Dabao said again: "It's mainly the Lanzhou cuisine I ate this morning. It's wide. I don't want to eat noodles at night."
Mi Xiaolian: "Lanzhou ramen is Lanzhou ramen, and Lanzhou cuisine, now listen to me, wash the tomatoes first, and then beat the eggs."
Fan Dabao: "Alright~"
Mi Xiaolian said to Yuan Xiaocao: "Go ahead."
Yuan Xiaocao thought that I was talking a fart, and said in his mouth: "A group of Lihuojing made a net profit of 30 gold, is there any wood? Like the boss, one night I became addicted to playing slot machines, buy you one Ten groups of eight, right?"
Mi Xiaolian: "That's only 300 gold."
Yuan Xiaocao: "..."
Mi Xiaolian: "And I think the boss always opens the box."
Yuan Xiaocao: "Yes, yes, yes, yes! Taurus is fighting! I will accept one for 8 silver, and sell one for 18 silver. How much is the net profit for a group? 20 gold, is there anything!"
Fan Dabao came back and asked in a hurry: "Mi Xiaolian Mi Xiaolian! How many eggs should you break? Should the tomatoes be peeled?! And I found that the rice cakes are too hard to cut!"
Mi Xiaolian: "Three eggs. You don't need to peel the cleaned tomatoes. Soak the rice cake in water for a while. If it's not soft, you can chop it. Anyway, you don't count on your knife skills. Be careful not to cut your hands." .”
Fan Dabao: "Okay~ But there are only two eggs in the refrigerator."
Mi Xiaolian: "Two is enough, let's hit two."
Fan Dabao: "Alright~"
Yuan Xiaocao thought to himself, what the hell, what a fart you were asking just now!
Mi Xiaolian said to Yuan Xiaocao with a pleasant smile, "Go ahead."
Yuan Xiaocao thought in her heart, I don't want to talk anymore!But he could only bite the bullet and continue selling Amway: "Miss, do you know Mary Kay?"
Mi Xiaolian: "Huh?"
Yuan Xiaocao wiped the cold sweat off his forehead and said, "A group of gold bulls earns 20 gold. If the thick thighs are in full swing one night, you can't play with [-]!"
Mi Xiaolian said, "Yes, that's only 60 gold and 80 gold, right?"
Yuan Xiaocao: "..."
Mi Xiaolian: "Besides, they have golden bulls in their treasury. It seems that he doesn't need to buy other people's."
Fan Dabao came back again: "Mi Xiaolian Mi Xiaolian! Do I need to add salt when I beat eggs? I don't like green onions, can I leave them out? Also, the rice cakes are too hard, it doesn't matter if I cut them into big pieces Bar?"
Mi Xiaolian: "Add a little salt and a little monosodium glutamate, control the amount yourself, don't put too much, add two drops of cooking wine to remove the fishy smell, you don't need to put green onions, I don't like green peppers, it doesn't matter if the rice cake is big, cook it It’s fine when it’s cooked.”
Yuan Xiaocao couldn't help but interjected, "He didn't ask about the green pepper..."
Mi Xiaolian: "If you ask me, I don't like green peppers."
Fan Dabao: "Mi Xiaolian is right, I don't like it either."
Yuan Xiaocao cried, I can't take it anymore!
Mi Xiaolian: "While cracking eggs, be gentle with your gestures so that they don't splash."
Fan Dabao: "Scramble the eggs first or fry the tomatoes first?"
Mi Xiaolian: "Scramble the eggs first, pick them up when they are half-ripe, then fry the tomatoes until the juice comes out, then pour the eggs down and fry them together, add some salt and monosodium glutamate."
Yuan Xiaocao asked: "Why don't you add sugar to your tomato scrambled eggs?"
Mi Xiaolian asked back: "Why do you want to add sugar?"
Fan Dabao also asked: "That's right, why add sugar?"
Yuan Xiaocao said: "How do I know why? We add sugar to our tomato scrambled eggs!"
Mi Xiaolian said, "We won't add it."
Fan Dabao: "We don't seem to add it here, anyway, I haven't seen my mother add it."
Yuan Xiaocao patted the table and said, "Can you eat tomato scrambled eggs without sugar?!"
Fan Dabao waved the kitchen knife in his hand and said, "Hmph! You can't eat the ones with added sugar! I'll cook!"
Mi Xiaolian said: "Be careful of the oil pan, don't burn it."
Fan Dabao: "Alright~"
Then Mi Xiaolian turned her head and looked at Yuan Xiaocao with a surprised look and said, "You don't know how to eat lychee and dip it in soy sauce, do you?"
Yuan Xiaocao protested, "Can't you?"
Mi Xiaolian: "It's a bit powerful."
Yuan Xiaocao: "Can we get back to the business of the legend?"
Mi Xiaolian nodded: "Yes, you can tell."
Yuan Xiaocao: "If you think these little things don't make money, we can sell other things, such as thunder diamonds, mounts, those are more profitable."
Mi Xiaolian: "How about the specifics?"
Just as Yuan Xiaocao was about to speak, Fan Dabao came back excitedly: "Mi Xiaolian Mi Xiaolian! I found a bag of soy milk in the refrigerator. It seems that my dad bought it this morning. Do you know what to add to the salty soy milk?" ?”
Mi Xiaolian thought for a while and said: "The ingredients are usually shrimp skin, onion, soy sauce, seaweed, the seasoning should be salt, monosodium glutamate and soy sauce, you should put less seasoning, otherwise it will be too salty, oh, yes , if possible, add a few pieces of fried dough sticks."
Fan Dabao drooled and said, "Wow~ it looks delicious~"
Yuan Xiaocao almost vomited after hearing this: "Fuck, is this drinkable?"
Mi Xiaolian: "You who eat lychees dipped in soy sauce can't drink salty soy milk?"
Fan Dabao looked at Yuan Xiaocao with distaste: "Huh~ what kind of taste?"
Yuan Xiaocao: "What's the matter, what's the matter? I just like drinking sweet soy milk, what's the matter?"
Mi Xiaolian ignored him, and said to Fan Dabao, "Just boil the soy milk and add the seasoning as I said."
Fan Dabao lamented: "It would be even better to have deep-fried dough sticks. For someone like me who is used to quality life, one deep-fried dough stick needs three dishes."
Mi Xiaolian nodded: "Soy sauce, vinegar and fermented bean curd!"
Fan Dabao said happily: "All hits! Mi Xiaolian really has taste~"
Mi Xiaolian said: "It must."
Yuan Xiaocao's three views seemed to have been refreshed, and he asked feebly: "So, don't you eat fried dough sticks with sweet soy milk?"
Fan Dabao and Mi Xiaolian said in unison: "No!"
Yuan Xiaocao asked the sky speechlessly, so, is this a regional difference?Not only in terms of eating habits, but also in thinking about the channels of these two idiots...
Fan Dabao: "Yo yo yo~ Let's cook soy milk~"
Mi Xiaolian instructed: "Don't burn your hands."
Fan Dabao: "Alright~"
Mi Xiaolian turned around and asked Yuan Xiaocao: "Where did you just say that? What happened to Thunder Diamond? What happened to the mount?"
Yuan Xiaocao managed to regain some blood, and said: "One Thunder Diamond can make a net profit of 30 gold, the mount is even more, 2000 gold is collected, 2800 gold is sold, is it bad?"
Mi Xiaolian asked: "What if it can't be sold and gets lost?"
Yuan Xiaocao said: "Doing business requires a bit of an adventurous spirit, right? If you are as afraid of tigers as you are, who is still a businessman?"
Fan Dabao came back again: "Mi Xiaolian, Mi Xiaolian! The rice cakes are cooked, and the tomato scrambled eggs are ready, can we stir them together and eat them together? I think tomato scrambled eggs covered with rice cakes are good."
Mi Xiaolian: "Then let's eat together."
Fan Dabao: "Wow~~~ I'm so good, I don't think the chefs in five-star hotels are as good as me!"
Mi Xiaolian: "Huh? Say it again."
Fan Dabao said with a playful smile, "Hey~ Of course it's under Mi Xiaolian's guidance."
Mi Xiaolian said: "Next time, I will cook by myself and let you know how to be called a super chef."
Fan Dabao nodded desperately while eating the rice cake: "Okay, okay, I want to eat sweet and sour pork!"
Mi Xiaolian: "Promise?"
Fan Dabao: "Can you know how to make mashed potatoes with cheese?"
Mi Xiaolian: "It's not a big problem."
Fan Dabao: "Don't add green peppers to pasta with bacon in tomato sauce!"
Mi Xiaolian: "Small."
Fan Dabao: "Wow~~ Mi Xiaolian is amazing!"
Yuan Xiaocao raised the torch: "Do you think I don't exist?"
Fan Dabao asked with an egg in his mouth, "That's right, what did you just say?"
Mi Xiaolian: "He said that a group of Lihuo Jing earns 30 gold, a group of gold bulls earns 20 gold, a thunder diamond earns 30 gold, and a mount earns 800. Of course, it is not when the country clothes cannot be sold. .”
Yuan Xiaocao: "..."
Fan Dabao chewed on the tomato and said, "Just tell me clearly, you have so many small stalls, how much can you earn in a day?"
Yuan Xiaocao: "I'm afraid I can't tell you commercial secrets."
Fan Dabao took a sip of soy milk: "Since you came to find me as a partner, what else can't you be honest with each other?"
Yuan Xiaocao said embarrassingly: "It's hard to estimate, sometimes it's a hundred gold a day, sometimes it's a thousand gold, sometimes..."
Fan Dabao took another bite of the rice cake: "Say it."
Yuan Xiaocao seemed to remember something painful, covered his face and said, "Sometimes you can't make a dime, maybe you will lose..."
Fan Dabao wiped his nose: "Look at it, Mi Xiaolian, tell him, how much money can I save by planting trees a day without risk?"
Mi Xiaolian gnawed at the apple, took out the computer and pressed it, and said, "The average daily money for a small account is 15 gold, and the big treasure planted 4 dials a day for a total of 36 numbers, which is 540 gold a day..." Not too bad, this calculation made him drop his apples, Mi Xiaolian thought, what the hell, how much money does Dabao have!
Fan Dabao snorted and drank the soup and said to Yuan Xiaocao, "I just asked you if you are afraid?"
Yuan Xiaocao cursed inwardly, I'm going to go, this stingy Fan Dabao can't tell, he hurriedly said: "Since you have so much money, why don't you use it for business? After all, money makes money! "
Fan Dabao said, "I'm not interested, is it direct enough?"
Yuan Xiaocao: "Then why are you saving so much money? I haven't seen you spend it either."
Fan Dabao: "Save big wings, okay?"
Yuan Xiaocao said: "I also do business for the sake of spreading my wings. If you share the same interests, you should work together."
Fan Dabao: "I've said I'm not interested anymore, let's go!"
Mi Xiaolian understood and kicked Yuan Xiaocao out of the team.
Mi Xiaolian asked Fan Dabao: "I always thought that you should be very keen on doing business to make money, why are you so resistant?"
Fan Dabao ate the rice cake with his head down, and said casually: "If my parents weren't so keen on business, I wouldn't often eat dinner alone by myself, and I wouldn't just eat instant noodles, and I wouldn't eat them until now. Someone reminded me that it would be bad for my health to stop eating instant noodles, and no one taught me how to cook until today I didn’t know whether to scramble eggs or tomatoes first.”
Mi Xiaolian suddenly felt very distressed, perhaps Fan Dabao was far from the optimism and cheerfulness he showed, just like what Tuan Datai once told Mi Xiaolian, Fan Dabao, no matter how close he was, he would always be with everyone. separated by an invisible wall.
Mi Xiaolian said: "If there is a chance, let you try my craft?"
Fan Dabao swept away the gloom just now, raised his head and asked, "Really?"
Mi Xiaolian: "Yes."
Fan Dabao: "Yes, yes! I want to eat sweet and sour pork!"
Mi Xiaolian: "Promise?"
Fan Dabao: "Can you know how to make mashed potatoes with cheese?"
Mi Xiaolian: "It's not a big problem."
Fan Dabao: "Don't add green peppers to pasta with bacon in tomato sauce!"
Mi Xiaolian: "Small."
Fan Dabao: "Wow~~ Mi Xiaolian is amazing! Ah, no, I have to get you out of the refrigerator first."
Mi Xiaolian: "..."
Yuan Xiaocao, who was being basked in the sun, had a face full of shit. He lay on the ground doubting his life, what should he do?There is no plan C anymore.