Chapter 29
Chapter 29
Counting off his fingers, Fan Dabao has been playing this game for six years. This is the first time he got married in the game, although it may take three days to get enough friendship.
It felt a bit like he masturbated for the first time when he was 15 years old. The new excitement brought a little anxiety and confusion.He stood on an isolated island by the shore of the passing water, still being blown by the sea breeze, holding in his hand the little abacus that had followed him for more than twenty years, with a myriad of thoughts...
Even AA has to cost a lot of money.
A system floated above the head, the man/wife of the double sword gave a very expensive mount to the thirteenth wife, and left a message: Wife, I have loved you for 1 years.
Fan Dabao took a sip, and he will definitely change his wife next month. Every wife loves her for 1 years, and she treats herself like a bastard.He flipped through the consignment, looked up to the sky and said with emotion, the double-knife man/wife will die if they don't pretend to be aggressive, and the mount is 5800 gold, and it is wrapped in wrapping paper, just to access the system, right?Fan Dabao continued and shook his head, raising a wife is really costly.
Fortunately, Mi Xiaolian is not the kind of person who would ask for a mount or fashion.
Even if it is, I don't have the money to buy it anyway.
Fan Dabao asked Tuan's grandma with a guilty conscience: "A Tuan, how do you get your child?"
Grandma Tuan said: "I have already signed up to be the [-]th concubine for the Shuangdao man/wife~"
Fan Dabao was surprised: "Really?"
Big Boss Tuan: "Why are you lying to me? I heard that a man/wife with two knives can hit a gun in one shot, and you can get pregnant with a cheap incense."
Guo Dahua: "Yes, yes, I also signed up to be the [-]th aunt~"
Fan Dabao earnestly persuaded: "You guys are alright, that guy changes his wife every month, that's ruthless! Today I will swear to you forever, and tomorrow I will be with someone else!"
Grandma Tuan: "So what, I just asked him to borrow a seed, who has a relationship with him?"
Fan Dabao: "Don't talk about feelings, huh?"
Grandma Tuan: "What relationship are you talking about? Don't you feel tired?"
Fan Dabao nodded, and asked again: "Is it possible to conceive with a cheap incense?"
Guo Dahua: "Aunt Thirteen is already pregnant, if you don't believe me, you can ask her."
Fan Dabao: "Then can I sign up to be Aunt Sixteen?"
Tuan Da Niu: "It's too late, you can only be the 25th aunt."
Fan Dabao: "Fuck..."
It seems that there is no need to wait until next month. By the end of this month, the man/wife of Shuangdao is probably going to marry Mrs. No.14.
Fan Dabao still couldn't figure out what he was worried about, so he went to the double-knife man/wife cheekily, and asked him straight to the point: "Do you remember the first time you got married in the game?"
The man with two knives/wife flicked her pigtails: "Remember, I'm so happy, my hands are shaking."
Fan Dabao: "After so many knots, are you numb?"
Dual-knife man/wife: "No, I'm super happy every time."
Fan Dabao really wanted to slap himself twice, but he came to ask this prostitute, so he turned around and left: "Goodbye."
The double swordsman/wife stopped him: "Hey, hey, it's rare to have a few words with you, why did you just leave?"
Fan Dabao rolled his eyes at him: "Then you should speak well."
Shuangdao man/wife squatted on the bank of Su Causeway, pointed to the reflection in the river and said, "Look, in fact, you, me, and her are just a bunch of data no matter how beautiful you are in this world. Who will remember you after you leave."
Fan Dabao glanced at it: "Don't say it so simple, it's all a waste of money, okay?"
The two-knife man/wife asked: "What about the feelings between each player? It's not bought with money, is it?"
Fan Dabao looked at Shuangdaoren/wife with disdain: "Some people's so-called feelings are indeed bought with money."
The Shuangdao man/wife smiled and said: "Sure enough, it's what you can say, three sentences are inseparable from money."
Fan Dabao: "Otherwise? Only money in this world will not betray you."
The two-knife man/wife nodded: "It makes sense, then let me ask you, what are the three things that matter to a man?"
Fan Dabao thought for a while and said, "Make money and save money."
"So you can only be a poor dick with no ambitions." The double-knife man/wife lit a cigarette and blew a circle.
Fan Dabao was surprised: "What the hell is my wife?"
The double-knife man/wife asked again: "What are the three major things for male gamers?"
Fan Dabao thought for a while: "Smashing diamonds to refine... for a wife?"
Dual Swordsman/Wife: "That's right, so I'm a male player who is unrivaled in servers."
Fan Dabao: "You would rather go to the trouble of smashing 16 for Lianhu than sell braised rice, and you frequently change wives just because of this?"
Dual Swordsman/Wife: "That's right, looking at the whole server, how many male players can be like me with three wives, four concubines, five bedrooms and six confidantes? If I leave this game one day, it will surely become a story that will last forever , others are envious of you, but you can’t be envious.”
Fan Dabao resolutely slapped himself twice, and then kicked the double-sword man/wife into the West Lake: "Get lost!"
The double-knife man/wife stood in the water, looked at Fan Dabao with a smile on his face and said, "Are you going to be my 25th concubine?"
Fan Dabao scolded: "Are you crazy?"
The double-knife man/wife blinked: "I'm serious."
Fan Dabao sneered, "You say that to every little wife."
Dual-knife man/wife: "Yeah, I'm really serious."
"Don't tarnish this word, who the hell have you ever loved?" After saying that, Dabao turned around and left.
The man/wife with two swords shouted behind him: "Dabao! What about you? Who have you ever loved?"
Fan Dabao stopped in his tracks: "Money, and myself."
Dual-knife man/wife: "It's really interesting that you are so dishonest~"
Fan Dabao: "Crazy!"
As Fan Dabao walked further and further away, the Shuangdao man/wife continued to shout: "If you don't ask for it, you have to lose it. What are you afraid of? Are you afraid that you will lose it one day after you get it?"
Fan Dabao ignored him, walked to the sacred stone and teleported away.
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