Chapter 27
Chapter 27
Black Tuesday has not yet arrived, and once the update notice of Horror Monday came out, it was fried again. The game released a child system. Those who have a partner order incense to ask for a child, and single dogs adopt themselves. Some families are happy and some are sad.
Fan Dabao obviously belongs to the latter group. He stared at his warehouse deposits and was so worried that he had to spend nearly 2000 gold to adopt a child. What is the difference between pulling his three hairs of Jiebao?
Fan Dabao asked Mi Xiaolian pitifully, "Can I not have this child?"
Mi Xiaolian felt that there was something wrong with these words, staring at Fan Dabao's stomach subconsciously said: "No!"
Fan Dabao asked: "Why?! Adoption is so expensive!"
Mi Xiaolian finally came to her senses and said, "It's not impossible not to raise children, if you don't mind being stabbed in seconds."
Fan Dabao: "Aren't I also being killed instantly?"
Mi Xiaolian: "From now on, if people stare at you, you will die."
Fan Dabao cried and said, "It really costs a lot of money..."
Mi Xiaolian: "You open so many numbers every day to seed money, so you can't afford this little money, right? Where's your money?"
Fan Dabao: "Save."
Mi Xiaolian: "How many?"
Fan Dabao took out his abacus piapiapia for a while: "It should be about 87000 gold."
Mi Xiaolian: "Why don't you appear on the wealth list?"
Fan Dabao: "I divided it into several accounts, so the money won't be exposed~"
Mi Xiaolian couldn't laugh or cry: "More than 2000 gold, which is less than a fraction of your deposit."
Fan Dabao flipped the abacus beads and said aggrievedly: "I just can't bear it!"
Mi Xiaolian: "I can't bear to let the money get away with the children."
Fan Dabao put the abacus on the top of his head and made a series of non-human voices similar to %#¥¥#@@#@@@, and then he received a message from Xiaohongzao: I will marry Yun Dahani soon, welcome everyone Friends come to Magpie Bridge to watch the ceremony~
Guo Dahua asked: "Xiaohongzao and Yunda are married, will you go?"
Grandma Tuan: "I don't want to go."
Looking for Xiaogua: "Go, why don't you go if you have red envelopes."
Fan Dabao broke his tears for a while and asked, "Can I open a small account to ask for red envelopes?"
Mi Xiaolian: "No."
Fan Dabao: "Then can I open a small account to go to the prefect area to grab red envelopes?"
Mi Xiaolian: "Yes."
Fan Dabao danced and said, "Let's go~ Let's go to Queqiao to get the red envelope first~"
Grandma Tuan asked, "Where is the entrance to the Magpie Bridge?"
Mi Xiaolian: "There seems to be one in Shenshina of Danzhu Village."
Fan Dabao asked: "Why don't you bind the Magpie Bridge Divine Stone?"
Grandma Tuan asked back, "Why did you tie Magpie Bridge?"
Fan Dabao: "You are stupid, you need 1 gold to pass to the Magpie Bridge, brother, I just need to return the god stone to get to the Magpie Bridge Wonderland for free, hehe, I said Ah Tuan must be an idiot!"
Tuan Datui: "I can't beat you!"
Fan Dabao grimaced at Tuan Da Niai fist and started rubbing the mud back to the God Stone. While rubbing, he said, "Let's bet, who cut the dick between Yunda and Xiaohongzao? I bet on Yunda!"
Big Boss Tuan: "No gambling! None of my business!"
Looking for Xiaogua: "It must have been cut from the red dates."
Guo Dahua: "I also think it's a small red date."
Mi Xiaolian: "It should be Yunda."
A group of people cheered and teleported to Queqiao to see, it turned out that Yunda had turned into a beautiful mage girl, standing aside shyly, while Xiao Hongzao, a little/coquettish/good, took off his upper body equipment and put on a pair of underpants. Greeting guests and giving red envelopes everywhere, laughing so hard that they make a flower branch tremble.
Fan Dabao looked up to the sky with a long smile: "Huohahahaha, I guessed right! All of you, except Mi Xiaolian, give me a thunder drill, hurry up!"
Looking for Xiaogua: "Shameless!"
Big Tits Tuan: "Go away!"
Guo Dahua: "Be stupid!"
Mi Xiaolian: "Do I have my share of the Thunder Diamond I won?"
Fan Dabao: "That must not be the case~"
Mi Xiaolian: "A Tuan Xiaogua Guoguo is right."
Fan Dabao jumped up and down in front of them: "Lei Zuan, bring Lei Zuan~" No one paid him any attention, and he just gave him a supercilious look, and he ran to Xiao Hongzao to ask for a red envelope.
Seeing Xiao Hongzao scratching her head and posing, Mi Xiaolian always felt a little inexplicably unhappy. As for why... Mi Xiaolian thought about it... Damn, isn't this the same as the little wave hoof I dreamed about last night?You can’t look directly at him, it’s like slapping him in the face, what’s the matter, you don’t wear equipment, do you show your breasts, open an assassin account to violently kill you!By the way, why can't Magpie Bridge become popular...
I saw Xiaohongzao walking up to Mi Xiaolian frantically swinging her waist, giggling coquettishly and ordering a deal with them one by one: "You guys are all here together ~ oops~ See if I'm pretty?" After speaking, she turned around.
Mi Xiaolian almost exploded, thinking: Damn!Even the words are the same.
Fan Dabao asked naively: "Can you give me some more money in red envelopes?" Mi Xiaolian turned her head and gave him a vicious look, but Fan Dabao didn't notice it, and was looking at Xiaohongzao...'s wallet expectantly.
Xiaohongzao patted Fan Dabao's chest coquettishly: "Of course~"
Fan Dabao quickly said, "Beautiful!"
Xiao Hongzao covered her mouth and said with a lewd/smiling smile: "Hehe~ Brother Dabao is the most tasteful, Ah Tuan, do you think I'm beautiful?"
The grandma Tuan endured her nausea and said, "Meimeimeimeimei!"
Xiaohongzao protested to Tuan Datai: "Yun Dahani is very nice to me, this time it's you who took the treasure~"
Grandma Tuan immediately vomited: "You are born as a pair, live a good life, and don't come out to harm others."
Little Red Date: "Yo yo yo~ I'm so sour, you guys play, I have to go over there to distribute the red envelope."
Looking at Xiao Hongzao's back, Tuan Da Niai said: "You don't need oars to row a boat, can I kill him?"
Mi Xiaolian said, "Let's go together."
Grandma Tuan: "Why don't you dislike him?"
Mi Xiaolian sighed lightly: "...too cheap."
Guo Dahua counted the red envelopes that Xiao Hongzao had just given and asked, "Should I use the horn to congratulate me when I received the red envelopes?"
Fan Dabao clutched his wallet: "I have no money!"
Looking for Xiaogua: "Me neither!"
Grandma Tuan looked at the sky: "Don't expect me to send the world to these two guys."
So, everyone's eyes focused on Mi Xiaolian who was drawing circles in her heart and cursing Xiao Hongzao for gaining ten catties a month and rising to [-] catties a year to see how coquettish you are.
Mi Xiaolian felt four scorching gazes, she turned her head and was startled: "...No way..."
Tuan Da Niu: "He just gave each of us 13 gold and 14 silver, and now they are all given to you. You can help us play the trumpet and forget it."
Looking for Xiaogua and Guo Dahua nodded, Fan Dabao hurriedly put the wallet in his arms, and protested: "No! No! This is my money!"
Guo Dahua coaxed him, "Dabao is good, give the money to Xiaolian."
Fan Dabao turned around: "I don't!"
Looking for Xiaogua also coaxed him: "It's only 13 gold, you can get more than 60 gold if you send one yourself."
Fan Dabao: "I won't!"
Grandma Tuan scolded: "What are you talking about with him?!" She took two steps forward and snatched Fan Dabao's wallet, "Here you go! Guoguo Xiaogua catch him!"
Fan Dabao cried and struggled, "My money!!!"
Tuan Da Niu: "Just take your 13 gold, and you still pick up 14 silver for nothing, cry, don't cry!"
Mi Xiaolian also reluctantly bought a loudspeaker, thinking, what should I say... Then he had a flash of inspiration and wrote: All members of the innocent landlord and pretty tenant, including those who are not very innocent and who are not talking about themselves The innocent landlord Fan Dabao, the beautiful and generous big tits, the witty and clever Guo Dahua, the innocent and cute looking for Xiaogua, and my most sincere blessings to Yunda and Xiaohongzao. Marriage is the tomb of love
Xiaohongzao saw it and quickly asked, "What do you mean?"
Mi Xiaolian shrugged and replied: "There is still half a sentence behind, everyone will go to the grave, so go with peace of mind, Amen. I can't help if I can't write it down."
Xiao Hongzao smiled coquettishly, "Huh~ I don't bother to talk to you~" Then she twisted and walked away to chat in front of others.
Big Tits Tuan: "Hahahahahahaha!"
Guo Dahua: "Little Guoguo is the smartest~"
Looking for Xiaogua: "I'm the cutest~"
Fan Dabao hugged his wallet and sobbed, "Beautiful and generous? Deceitful! Witty and clever? Fake! Innocent and cute? Who are you bluffing!"
Grandma Tuan: "Don't pay attention to him, I'm withdrawing, I don't see it."
Looking for Xiaogua: "I'm also withdrawing, I will go to Dawei and ask the child to go."
Guo Dahua: "I'm off, but I still have some work to do."
Fan Dabao said: "I'm going to follow the bride to grab the red envelope, you all go away, no one will grab it from me."
Big tits: "Bitch!"
Looking for Xiaogua: "Big slut!"
Guo Dahua: "Super bitch!"
Then the three of them left the team, only Mi Xiaolian and Fan Dabao were left, and Fan Dabao asked, "Are you going?"
Mi Xiaolian stood in the reflection of the lanterns, water and moon next to the magic stone in the fairyland of Magpie Bridge, and replied: "I won't go."
Fan Dabao: "Okay, then I won't open the trumpet to grab it."
Mi Xiaolian asked: "Why don't you go?"
Fan Dabao: "Actually, I haven't visited the Magpie Bridge Wonderland yet."
Mi Xiaolian: "Me neither."
Fan Dabao: "Oh..."
Mi Xiaolian: "Hmm..."
Relatively speechless and awkward, suddenly a trumpet floated above his head, holding two swords to guard /□□: Today I am going to marry my eldest wife, everyone I know will come to Magpie Bridge Fairyland to play~
Fan Dabao: "How many times has this person/wife been married?"
Mi Xiaolian: "Huh?"
Fan Dabao: "Let me count, this is his 13th marriage this year."
Mi Xiaolian: "..."
Fan Dabao: "It's really incredible."
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