dhibooks Chapter 20
Chapter 20
Fan Dabao was lying on his face, and accompanied by a cry of "Ugh!" The body suddenly fell at Mi Xiaolian's feet, and Fan Dabao cried and asked, "Why did you hit me?"
Mi Xiaolian asked back: "Then why are you scolding me?"
Fan Dabao thought to himself, why are the girls so elusive nowadays, turning their faces and denying others, and said aggrievedly: "You didn't ask me to call you a fool to make you feel!"
Only then did Mi Xiaolian come to her senses, and quickly apologized to Fan Dabao: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I'm conditioned..." Mi Xiaolian wiped off her cold sweat with a dry smile. It's been a long time since she had fought, but after being scolded, she didn't talk nonsense and just turned red. The habit still hasn't been changed.
Fan Dabao: "Great injustice!"
It happened that Yunda and Xiaohongzao passed by hand in hand, and Xiaohongzao was so coquettish when he walked, his waist was almost broken when he twisted and swayed, he smiled coquettishly and said to Yunda: "Haney! Look, his two loves It’s not enough to kick with your feet~”
Fan Dabao scolded: "Go away, go away!"
Yunda gave a thumbs up and said, "Brother Dabao, come on!" Then he walked away with his arms around Xiaohongzao, flirting while walking, "The way they express their love is so passionate, shall we try it next time?"
Little Red Date: "Okay, Hani~ I'll beat you down next time too, okay?"
Yunda: "Okay, okay, I'll make you crazy when I take off my clothes!"
Little Red Date: "Hee hee hee, you are so annoying!"
Yunda: "Don't you just like how I hate you?"
The more Fan Dabao listened, the angrier he became, and he shouted loudly at the backs of the two of them: "You two bastards, get lost!"
Mi Xiaolian continued to apologize to Fan Dabao guiltily: "Dabao, I'm sorry..."
Fan Dabao: "Quickly pull me up!"
Mi Xiaolian: "There are still 2 minutes to be red...how about you resurrect to the camp?"
Fan Dabao simply lay flat: "I have to work hard to come back after being resurrected. Leave me alone and let me die for a while."
Mi Xiaolian thought to herself, 2 minutes is enough for you to run around Liuguang, then he sat down and said to Fan Dabao's body, "Boss Dabao, I'm sorry."
Fan Dabao: "It's okay, it's also the first time I've been chopped up by my own people, it's quite fresh."
Mi Xiaolian: "Aren't you angry?"
Fan Dabao flipped through the battle records and asked, "Why do you only stab me with needle skills?"
Mi Xiaolian: "Your magic defense is relatively high, the damage of the poison system may not be high, and the needle system may be more painful."
Fan Dabao: "You're pretty good at playing."
Mi Xiaolian: "Aren't you angry?"
Fan Dabao: "Remember to dig the grass later, wow, you are so beautiful and have no clothes to wear."
Mi Xiaolian: "Really not angry?"
Fan Dabao: "By the way, let's go see Sangbiao later, I haven't seen you for a week, so I have to say hello, will you go together?"
Mi Xiaolian: "Are you still angry?"
Fan Dabao said helplessly: "...I'm afraid of you, so I'm not angry at all."
Mi Xiaolian conveniently pulled a dog's tail grass beside her and poked Fan Dabao's head: "Why do you forcefully change the subject every time you encounter a question you don't want to answer?"
Fan Dabao said angrily, "You know I don't want to answer and you still ask?"
Mi Xiaolian smiled harmlessly: "But I want to know."
Fan Dabao: "Hey, what are you doing so seriously?"
Mi Xiaolian: "What can you do if you're not serious?"
Fan Dabao looked at the gray sky above: "You can't do anything, but you can live easily. If you are too serious, you will lose."
Mi Xiaolian followed Fan Dabao's gaze and looked up: "Yes, if you are too serious, you will lose, but if you are not serious, you will have no chance of losing."
Fan Dabao: "Mi Xiaolian."
Mi Xiaolian: "Huh?"
Fan Dabao: "Many years ago, the sky here was not like this, and neither was Liuguang."
Mi Xiaolian: "Neither are people."
Mi Xiaolian withdrew her gaze, looked at the war criminals on the other side of the stage who were fighting for top secrets, vaguely saw herself back then, stared blankly, what was I doing a year ago?What about two years ago?What about three years ago?It turns out that it's been so long... Oh, by the way, the day before yesterday Mao Xiaodou left a message on Weibo saying that he would no longer play games after selling his account, and was planning to go abroad for further studies. What else did he say?People go to know deeply?But I'm not dead yet...
Fan Dabao also guessed what Mi Xiaolian was thinking about, and comforted him: "Forget it, don't think about it, recalling this kind of thing is like the old Huang Li, it is a piece of waste paper when you turn it over, and it doesn't absorb water when you wipe your nose. It’s useless to wipe your butt and dislike chrome chrysanthemums.”
Mi Xiaolian came back to her senses and scratched Fan Dabao's nose with the dog's tail grass: "Can't you be more civilized?"
Fan Dabao: "Are you full of red? Quickly pull me up!"
Mi Xiaolian looked at the profile picture, the red name time was over: "No, I can sit for a while longer."
Fan Dabao: "You are sitting, I am lying down!"
Mi Xiaolian: "Then you are not more comfortable."
Fan Dabao: "Lie down and try!"
Mi Xiaolian smiled and said, "I don't, I'm so dirty."
Fan Dabao: "You are the only one who knows dirty?"
Mi Xiaolian ignored him, and continued to poke Fan Dabao's nostrils with the dog's tail grass, and said while poking, "Whenever the flowering group comes out with a sneezing system, it will be great."
Fan Dabao: "I was scared to pee my pants system. I said Mi Xiaolian, isn't your 2 minutes too long? I have finished eating instant noodles."
Mi Xiaolian thought to herself, shit!You actually told me this while eating instant noodles?I won't pull you up!I won't pull you up!Put dogtail grass into Fan Dabao's mouth and let you eat instant noodles!Let you eat instant noodles!
At this time, Tuan Da Nai passed by on a grass-mud horse and sang the song of grass-mud horses: "There are a group of grass-mud horses in the vast and beautiful Male Gobi ~ they are lively and smart, they are mischievous and sensitive ~ they live freely in the grass-mud horse Gobi, they are tenacious and brave to overcome the difficult environment ~ Oh cute grass mud horse~ Oh cute...Fan Mingbao, why are you standing dead here?"
Fan Dabao: "You came just in time, pull me up quickly."
Big Boss Tuan: "Why? You got fat in Thailand and Mi Xiaolian can't hold you anymore?"
Fan Dabao: "Ya Hong Ming."
Grandma Tuan pointed at Mi Xiaolian's head and looked at it: "There is no red name."
Mi Xiaolian smiled awkwardly: "Oh~ it's finally full."
Grandma Tuan read the skills to Fan Dabao: "Who chopped you up? Did you just curse at others casually?"
Fan Dabao: "You are talking nonsense, do I seem to be someone who can casually swear at others?"
Big Tits Tuan: "I won't pull you anymore, believe it or not?"
Fan Dabao was finally pulled up, and said with a smile, "Haha, you are no longer useful, you can kneel down."
Big tits: "Bitch!"
Fan Dabao said with a serious face: "Ah Tuan, there is something that I have kept from your mother for more than 20 years."
Big tits: "What?"
Fan Dabao: "Actually, I am your biological father."
Grandma Tuan: "Get out! Be careful that the thunder will strike you to death!" Then she ran to hand in the documents, singing the song of the grass-mud horse.
Fan Dabao made a grimace: "Chop, chop, how could a first-class citizen like me, a thunderbolt for no reason, hit me? Hey, here is a file, dig it."
Luckily, he asked for documents. Fan Dabao also sang the song of Fake Squid and handed in the documents. He passed by the rebel bank. He was a miser by nature. He ran over to open his personal bank to have a look, and said to Mi Xiaolian in frustration: "Hey, I don’t think the sneezing system and the peeing system are not important at all. How come the Blossom Group doesn’t have a bank interest system? I’ve saved the 2000 gold for a week, and I haven’t got a copper coin. _(:з」∠ )_”
Mi Xiaolian: "..."