[Online Games] My ex-wife removed my account

Chapter 18

This day, Mi Xiaolian had an overtime shift, and it was quite late when she got home. As soon as she went online, she saw that Fan Dabao had also come back, and just wanted to say hello. Thick thighs were holding onto Fan Dabao's halo, tearing and snotting his nose, accusing the two big and small psychopaths of how they cheated him, one of them didn't get treatment for his illness and the other didn't take medicine when he went out, Fan Dabao said to him with a disgusted face: " You can disband the team, it’s hard to find three-legged knights, and the server is full of nurses with normal brains.” Then he saw that Mi Xiaolian was online, and hurriedly waved to Mi Xiaolian, “Mi Xiaolian, hurry up Come see the neuropathy!"

Mi Xiaolian said, "Are you back?"

Fan Dabao nodded: "I'll tell you about the Bang Bang Macho Show later."

Mi Xiaolian: "..."

The one with thick thighs and ignorance of current affairs is still babbling on: "No, I'm the leader of power, and I'm the one who said to form a team. If I really want to disband the team, what if the two of them get upset and go hostile?"

Fan Dabao: "Wouldn't that be better? Let them harm the enemy."

Thick thighs: "No! I'd rather kill a thousand by mistake than let one go!"

Mi Xiaolian: "This sentence cannot be used here."

Fan Dabao: "You should say that it's better to sit on the ground and suck up the little widow than cheap, and the old widower in the village next door is like a wolf like a tiger."

Mi Xiaolian: "..."

The first time I played Liu Guang, I counted about a dozen of my own people in the rebel army with thick thighs, so I formed a group, and the big and small sweet potatoes were also there, and the little sweet potato asked the big sweet potato: "Uncle, shall we go and clean up Ding Ziping later?"

Big Sweet Potato said: "Must! My ancestors entrusted me with a dream last night, and the heavens will entrust you and me with great responsibility, and you must suffer your will first!"

Little Sweet Potato: "So you didn't let me go to the toilet yesterday?"

Big Sweet Potato: "I went to the bathroom halfway through the dungeon. Is this something a strong-willed person should do? Use your mental power to control it! You are the future of our Chiyou clan! Little sister!"

Little Sweet Potato: "But I have diarrhea!"

Big Sweet Potato: "Hungry, I'll tell your dad not to give you dinner later."

Little Sweet Potato protested, "Why is this..."

The thick thigh couldn't stand it anymore, and interjected: "Hi~man, are you sure her father and your brother won't beat you to death?"

Little Sweet Potato sighed: "My father always thought that he was the reincarnation of Hongjun Patriarch. He devoted himself to cultivating Taoism and asking immortals, and he didn't eat after noon."

Big Sweet Potato: "Damn! I don't recognize this big brother, it's a disgrace to my clan!"

Little Sweet Potato: "Yes, I don't recognize this father either, I don't have such a stupid father!"

Big Sweet Potato held Little Sweet Potato's hand and burst into tears: "Little sister!"

Little Sweet Potato: "Uncle!"

Thick thigh heart said, cake seller, God bless this family.

Big Sweet Potato continued: "By the way, there is still work on your body, little girl, after playing Liu Guang, help me go to the supermarket downstairs to buy a pack of cigarettes."

Little Sweet Potato: "Uncle, supermarkets cannot sell alcohol and tobacco to minors."

Big Sweet Potato: "Find out your own way, the so-called empty body, behavior disordered what you do, so tempted to endure, once benefited what you can't do, little girl! Only these tribulations can make you grow!"

Little Sweet Potato thought for a while and said, "No, Uncle, these words are meant for Shun, isn't he our family's feud?"

Big Sweet Potato cleared his throat in embarrassment: "Ahem, um...Look, little girl! The enemy is attacking! Skylight! It's really the punishment of the ultimate black blaze!" Watching Tenglong Shou standing in front of him, he rushed to a floor among the opposite crowd with the name of the skill.

Little Sweet Potato also typed the name of the skill "Chi Youjun's Profound Truth · Zhutian Yemo Breaks the Army Wave!" After turning on the master stunt, he rushed forward with a green light and opened an eight-door.

Thick thighs and forehead, Xie Te, how embarrassing...

For the next 40 minutes, Liu Guang's current channel was filled with "True! The sea tide eliminates demons and quickly cuts!"

Little Sweet Potato: "Uncle, this is not going to work. Can we fix the name of the skill, or I won't be able to remember it."

Big Sweet Potato: "...Actually, I made it up on the fly, and I can't remember it."

The thick thigh said weakly: "Can you two save some energy and fight well..."

After listening, Fan Dabao stroked his chin and said with a smile, "Hey, these two are interesting."

Thick thighs said: "What an interesting leg hair!" Then he suddenly screamed "Ah!" and let go of Fan Dabao's aperture, "The arena is open..." Then he looked at death and rubbed mud and teleported away.

Seeing that his thick thighs were flashing, Fan Dabao quickly asked Mi Xiaolian: "Why don't you ask me what's going on with the macho show?"

Mi Xiaolian smiled awkwardly: "I... don't... don't really want to... know..."

Fan Dabao: "It's amazing! You really don't want to know?"

Mi Xiaolian: "Then tell me."

Fan Dabao: "But I don't want to talk about it now~"

Mi Xiaolian: "..."

Fan Dabao: "However, since I see you looking so thirsty for knowledge, I'd better reveal a little bit to you."

Mi Xiaolian said in her heart, I am so thirsty for knowledge!

Fan Dabao: "(beep———————————————————)"

Let’s restore the true content of Fan Dabao’s sentence (beep——————————————————————————).

Fan Dabao said to Mi Xiaolian: "Do you think there are no transvestites (beep)?"

Mi Xiaolian was very puzzled: "Ah? There should be some, right?"

Fan Dabao said cheerfully and vividly: "Oh my god, yes! Do you know what a show is? It's a shemale beating the waist drum with (beep——) and it makes a loud bang. The crotch tightened, not only playing the waist drum, but also lifting (beep——) weights, [-]-jin weights, I’ll go, I lifted them up abruptly, I think it’s a bit difficult for me to carry a [-]-jin bag of rice, you know What is the most exaggerated thing? It’s that he stuffed (beep——) the turtle alive! Live! Bigger than my fist! Big! U! Turtle! It’s still alive, it’s put in and it’s released! Scary, right?”

Mi Xiaolian: "..." What is the difference between saying this and not saying it?

Seeing that Mi Xiaolian didn't respond, Fan Dabao stared and asked, "Why aren't you interested at all?"

Mi Xiaolian: "Huh? Why do you think I'm interested?"

Fan Dabao: "The female colleagues who went with me all watched it with great interest and even tipped them a lot!"

Mi Xiaolian: "..."

Fan Dabao was disappointed and said: "I thought that if I told you so hard, you would give me some tips..."

Mi Xiaolian: "I have no money."

Fan Dabao: "Where's the money?"

Mi Xiaolian: "If you are not here, no one will take me to do the weekly routine. If you don't do the weekly routine, you will have no Tianbao reputation. If you don't have Tianbao reputation, you won't be able to plant trees. If you can't plant trees, you will have no money."

Fan Dabao tugged at Mi Xiaolian's sleeve: "Walking around, doing weekly trips, I didn't do it either."

Mi Xiaolian asked: "...Why didn't you tell me about your business trip?"

Fan Dabao: "Huh? Didn't I tell you?"

Mi Xiaolian shook her head.

Fan Dabao slapped his head: "Maybe I forgot."

Mi Xiaolian thought for a while and said: "If it's possible, you should tell me in advance next time you go out, otherwise I will forget to do weekly routines. If I don't do weekly routines, I won't have Tianbao reputation. Without Tianbao reputation, I won't be able to plant trees." , If you can’t plant trees, you will have no money, and if you don’t have money, you can’t give me money to take care of me. This is a vicious circle.”

Fan Dabao: "Mi Xiaolian! Suddenly I discovered something!"

Mi Xiaolian's heart was beating thumpingly: "What?"

Fan Dabao's eyes became sharper, and he took out his abacus and piapiapia a few times: "I found out that I took you for free for 11 months, a total of 44 weeks, 8 gold a week, a total of 352 gold, when do you plan to make it up?!

Mi Xiaolian patted her pocket: "I'm really out of money, listen, there's no sound at all."

Fan Dabao pointed to Mi Xiaolian's new fashion and said, "You spent more than 500 gold for this one!"

Mi Xiaolian: "Okay, how about making handmade gloves for your trumpet?"

Fan Dabao nodded: "That's about the same!"

Fan Dabao kept chatting with Mi Xiaolian about what he had seen and heard in Thailand during the weekly routine. The pomegranate juice was delicious but too expensive. The curry rice was delicious but not worth the money. At the end, I asked Mi Xiaolian: "How are you doing this week when Master Bao is away?"

Mi Xiaolian said: "You should eat, drink, play, your ears are clean." After finishing speaking, she was worried that Fan Dabao would call him an idiot, so she added, "But it's not lively at all."

Fan Dabao snorted coldly: "Did those little sluts speak ill of me while I was away?"

Mi Xiaolian: "How could it be? I said bad things in front of your face."

Fan Dabao: "Hmph, the rent will increase next month!"

In fact, Mi Xiaolian wanted to say that she seemed a little unaccustomed to you not being here, but after struggling for a long time, she still couldn't say it out.

Mi Xiaolian: "Hey, why don't you call me an idiot?"

Fan Dabao exclaimed in shock, "Huh?! I've lived for more than twenty years and I've never seen such a request!"

Mi Xiaolian: "Let me tell you something, let me feel what it feels like."

Fan Dabao, oh, er, eh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I have memorized the pinyin table all over, but I still can't swear: "Forget it, why are you talking about this?"

Grandma Tuan yelled at the forces: "Dabao! How many jades have you finished brushing Wuxia?"

Fan Dabao: "What is your customer service doing? You actually asked me?"

Big Tits Tuan: "I can't remember!"

Fan Dabao: "Unless no one picks up the bags, all are downloaded, 0."

Grandma Tuan: "What do you want?"

Fan Dabao: "Be careful, I'll call you to complain! Aunt Wang's code name is 9527!"