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Chapter 13 Short Reality and Failed Night Attack

Watching "myself" sleep is a rather delicate experience, but what makes Ji Qiming feel sad is seeing a beautiful and delicious beauty (?) sleeping beside the couch but not being able to eat like a hungry tiger. It is painful to scratch one's heart, lungs, ears and cheeks, as if a hundred ants were eating chrysanthemums but could not scratch them. In the end, Ji Qiming simply turned on the real-time notification and switched the monitoring program to the background. No matter how much you eat in the game, you can't get rid of the hunger.

──Being a zombie king or something is really a scam!

After eating three thick sausages, Ji Qiming finished his first meal full of meat today with a cup of black coffee. Yuzu looked at the mirror and studied the abdomen. It hasn’t appeared yet, but it is estimated that he will continue to play the role of always eating meat. But the Zombie King, who can never get enough to eat, will soon appear fat and fat. After imagining the picture of himself holding the game helmet and dying alone, he shuddered hard, and finally decided to use a little time before going to work to go out Morning jogging exercise workout.

Naturally, Ji Qiming chose a park not far from home. Although it is located in the city center, the environment is very good. It is quiet amidst the noise, and it has become a place for morning exercise and dog walking for nearby residents.

As a result, after running like this, he actually saw from a distance that the handsome shopkeeper who sold his strategy for "Crossing Online" was leading a big white bear the size of a human (note: a fluffy white fur that looks big with heels) A bear-like large dog, not a real bear) was taking a leisurely walk, and the other party obviously noticed him, and raised his hand to wave to him.

Although I have a good impression of the handsome shopkeeper in my memory, Ji Qiming has a complete phobia of big dogs because he was bitten once when he was a child. It doesn't matter if he sees them in the virtual world of online games, but in the real world He couldn't do it with his feet close. In desperation, he could only wave to the handsome shopkeeper, and changed a road to run all the way home in the morning.

The result of a night of dissatisfaction with desire and an unsuccessful love affair in the morning is that Ji Qiming made frequent mistakes at work this day, and finally was driven home by Yang Luoyu, who has multiple roles as one, including his complaining childhood friend and best friend, and forced him to Give away a month of vacation.

"Anyway, you have done everything you should do, signed the document and reviewed it, so take advantage of this month to go out and go for a walk or be hunted! Please don't talk about mergers and acquisitions all the time. Looking at the other boss, the other boss's secretary, or even my ass, and becoming nympho, okay! The boss is obviously bald!" Yang Luoyu almost gritted his teeth and pinched his neck and shook it a dozen times. Only then did he throw him out of the office door: "I don't want to complain about sexual harassment or receive complaints about sexual harassment from others! Even if it's an online game, you can quickly go to another dimension to harass others!!!"

"Why is this!! It's too boring, isn't it? Hey! Didn't I just look at your ass a few times, to be honest, I've seen your ass too much and I can't even get excited at all." Ji Qiming said dissatisfied.

The one who answered him was the sofa cushion on the reception sofa in the front hall thrown out by Yang Luoyu: "Don't talk about people's ass so loudly at the gate, you bastard!!!"

So Ji Qiming was given a month's paid leave by his subordinates (?).

After returning home, I took out the world map and struggled for a long time. I still felt that I had nowhere to go, and I didn’t want to go to a gay bar to have a casual hot affair. Finally, after dinner, Ji Qiming took out the game helmet and put it on his head. Dai, logged into the game again.

This time, the system dutifully reported to him everything that happened during his absence, but obviously there were no emergencies during his departure, and everyone was just very happy and happy in the display area of ​​the supermarket. It was just a sound sleep on the bed, even a literal sleep! ! !I fell asleep when nothing happened! ! !

If there is any change, it is that No. [-]'s sleeping position has changed from facing away from him to facing him. Ji Qiming turned sideways and looked at No. [-]'s handsome face for a long time, and finally made up his mind to throw himself into No. [-]'s arms. In the big action of sending a hug, he slowly squirmed towards No. [-], but No. [-] just opened his eyes without warning.

──OAQ! Why don't you be so sensitive, bastard!Mercenaries with too high combat power are really annoying!My night attack ah chirp chirp!

Night Raid—Actually, it should be regarded as the early morning in the game—Ji Qiming, who failed, had no choice but to stand up and stretch himself reluctantly under No. [-]'s bright eyes, and greeted him as if he was okay. : "Good morning~"

"Good morning." No. [-] replied and got out of bed, stretched his waist, and then took out a Desert Eagle, a Rambo knife, and a grenade without the pull ring from under the pillow, and put them back one by one. Finally, he picked up a machine gun from the floor under the head of the bed, stretched himself, carried it on his back, yawned and went to the side to find water to rinse his mouth.

Ji Qiming 囧囧 looked at the pillow gentleman who seemed to have a large storage space like Xiaoshou's chrysanthemum, and swallowed hard. Fortunately, he didn't carry out the night raid operation to the end, otherwise he would be very afraid It may become the first zombie king boss that this mercenary squad accidentally kills.

──The fact that the night attack fails and gets shot in the head is too deceitful!

Soon all the members of the mercenary team got up one after another. Everyone staggered to find drinking water, freshened up and refreshed themselves. They each chose their favorite food and started the breakfast in the game. By the way, we discussed one step task.