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Chapter 19 Itchy Intestines, Probably Roundworms

After getting along for a long time, human nature is gradually exposed.Dou Guangmao is so ambitious, domineering, and has a lot of self-esteem. If anyone says something that displeases him, he can slap his face on the spot.

A sense of self-protection also formed in Dou Tianxiao's mind - Dad's temper is very violent and he cannot be provoked easily.

What made him most uncomfortable was that Dou Guangmao called his grandfather "old man" and "dead old man" behind his back. Dou Tianxiao didn't like people calling his grandfather that way, and he didn't like Dou Guangmao's rudeness, so he seldom talked to Dou Guangmao. Detour and pretend not to see.

But if he doesn't provoke him, it doesn't mean that Dad won't provoke him.

One night when he was taking a shower downstairs, the door of the bathroom was suddenly opened halfway through, and Dou Tianxiao shrank into a ball in fright, "What are you doing!"

Dou Guangmao grinned, "What else can you do in the bathroom besides pee and take a shower?"

"But I'm taking a shower! Isn't there a toilet upstairs?" Dou Tianxiao pulled the curtain outside the bathtub.

Dou Guangmao seemed to have heard some funny joke, so he snorted, "Just wash it, you are not a little girl and you are ashamed, let alone you were born by me."

He unzips his pants and starts peeing, whistling as he goes.

Dou Tianxiao was speechless.

"Shall I give you a back rub?" Dou Guangmao suddenly turned his head and asked.

"No need!" Dou Tianxiao replied firmly.

Dou Guangmao left with a smile, and said as he walked, "I'm too embarrassed to have sex with my dad."

It's not that Dou Tianxiao is embarrassed to be with anyone. In winter, he often goes to the bathhouse with his cousin to take a bath, but he can't get close to his father.

On Saturday afternoon, Dou Tianxiao accompanied Jiang Ran to the Cultural Palace to practice Sanda.

The class that day happened to be training outdoors, and Dou Tianxiao stood nearby to observe, secretly memorizing all the moves in his mind.

While he is afraid of violence, he also longs for his frightening power.

Because of being squeezed out and bullied since he was a child, deep down in his heart he is eager to grow up.

He really wanted to practice Sanda with Jiang Ran, but unfortunately his family didn't allow it.

Maybe it was because he was afraid that he would be like his father.

After the class, Dou Tianxiao handed Jiang Ran a bottle of mineral water.

Jiang Ran unscrewed the bottle cap and took a few sips. Seeing that Dou Tianxiao didn't have a bottle in his hand, he asked casually, "Aren't you going to drink?"

"I'll wait for you to finish drinking." Dou Tianxiao looked at him.

Jiang Ran was stunned for two seconds before he could react, and handed the bottle back to Dou Tianxiao, "I told you that you were going to die one day, and you would definitely die by picking."

Dou Tianxiao justified with a smile instead of anger: "Then you can't finish a bottle, so it's a hindrance to walk around with it in your hand."

"I don't mind getting in the way." Jiang Ran turned his head to look at Dou Tianxiao, who was pouring water "tons and tons", wanting to laugh inexplicably, "I just like the feeling of being in the way with a mineral water bottle in my hand."

Dou Tianxiao couldn't help laughing, he was choked half to death by a sip of water, and it took him a long time to re-screw the mineral water bottle and hand it to Jiang Ran, "Hold it, hold it! Take it! Don't throw it away until you get home !"

"Give it back to me after you drink it all." Jiang Ran looked disgusted and clicked his tongue again and again.

"Oh! Your mouth is a mouth and mine is a ****?" Dou Tianxiao squinted at him.

"Yeah." Jiang Ran smiled brightly.

Dou Tianxiao hooked his neck and jumped vigorously, hanging on Jiang Ran's back like a koala, his legs clamped his thighs tightly, no matter how much Jiang Ran resisted, he refused to get down.

"Whose mouth is the ****?"

Jiang Ran laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up, his neck and forehead were stretched until his veins popped out, "You said it yourself."

"I didn't dislike the water you drank, but you always dislike me." Dou Tianxiao pinched Jiang Ran's ear in dissatisfaction, "I hurt my self-esteem."

Jiang Ran managed to straighten up and swayed left and right twice, but Dou Tianxiao still refused to go down, so he had to compromise and said: "I don't dislike you, you come down, you're dead, are you fat again?"

"It's not that I'm fat, it's that I've grown taller. I'm about 1.7 meters tall now." Dou Tianxiao jumped off him.

"That's still 1.6 meters." Jiang Ran pulled the crumpled T-shirt.

"June [-]st!" Dou Tianxiao made a hand gesture and turned to Jiang Ran.

Jiang Ran opened his mouth, trying to bite, Dou Tianxiao generously put his finger into Jiang Ran's mouth, and raised his fingertips, scratching Jiang Ran's palate and teeth.

Jiang Ran frowned instantly, took a step back, and kept saying "Bah, Bah, Bah!" It took a while to show a bitter expression, "Salty."

Dou Tianxiao raised his head and laughed, "Because I just peed and didn't wash my hands."

Jiang Ran rinsed his mouth with the last sip of mineral water, stared at him coldly, "Don't wash your hands after going to the toilet, are you disgusted?"

"I didn't touch it..." Jiang Ran covered his mouth before the word "piss" came out of his throat.

"If you dare to stretch it again, I will definitely bite off your finger."

Dou Tianxiao laughed out two pointed canine teeth, and stretched his fingers to his mouth, "Come on, I have a legitimate reason not to do my homework if I break it."

Jiang Ran frowned and avoided it.

He suddenly found that this kid actually dared to contradict and tease him.

When I was young, I was still cute in my skin, but when I grow up, I only have itchy skin.

"Stay away from me," Jiang Ran pushed him away a little, "You don't wash your hands when you pee, how old are you and this problem hasn't changed yet."

"I'm kidding you, I didn't even go to the bathroom." Dou Tianxiao bit his fingertips and said clearly, "It's not salty."

Jiang Ran let out a "hey" and turned his head away, "Anyway, stay away from me, I can't bear it when I see your intestines itch."

"Itchy intestines probably have roundworms." Dou Tianxiao suddenly thought of something, "I remember when I was a child, my stomach hurt, and my grandfather took me to see a doctor. A long roundworm..."

As he spoke, he raised two fingers and gestured.

Jiang Ran quickly raised his hand around Dou Tianxiao's neck, and covered his mouth forcefully, "Stop talking, brother!"

Dou Tianxiao was so strangled that he could only make a "huh" sound with his throat, so he simply leaned back and blinked his eyes.

He saw a deep dimple appeared on the left corner of Jiang Ran's lips, and his eyebrows and eyes also curved into two beautiful arcs.

The two laughed and walked towards the bus stop. While waiting for the green light, Dou Tianxiao suddenly caught a glimpse of a familiar figure on the opposite side of the road. After confirming that it was Dou Guangmao, his eyes widened because Dou Guangmao's left hand was still resting on a On a woman with an afro in her thirties.

At that time, very few adult women dared to wear this kind of thin suspender skirt and hang around on the road.

The hem of the suspender skirt could barely cover her thighs, and Dou Tianxiao's retina was hit by two fair and fat thighs, which made him a little at a loss, and he didn't even know where to look.

When the green light jumped up, Dou Tianxiao's legs were still frozen in place, Jiang Ran followed his line of sight, and was slightly taken aback.

Although he hadn't met Dou Guangmao several times, but Dou Guangmao's figure and appearance were very recognizable, and he recognized him easily.

The first thought that flashed through my mind was: Has his father found a new partner?

Two seconds later, he gently pushed Dou Tianxiao's arm, "Let's go."

As Dou Tianxiao walked, his eyes still stayed on those two people.

Dou Guangmao turned into a nearby fruit shop with the woman in his arms, and began to choose carefully.

Curiosity about the unknown made him make an immediate decision.

"Let's follow them."

"Ah?" Jiang Ran was stunned.

Jiang Ran glanced at the time, and it was still early before the last bus, so he nodded in agreement.

He was also curious about the relationship between the two.

The two put on peaked caps and hid behind a thick electric pole, not daring to get too close.

It was the first time Dou Tianxiao stalked someone, feeling both excited and a little nervous, he grabbed the electric pole and said, "Brother, what should I do, I'm a little urgent to urinate."

"Piss, anyway, you are so thick-skinned, it doesn't matter if you are seen..." Jiang Ran smiled and handed him the empty bottle that he hadn't had time to throw away, "Do you want it?"

Dou Tianxiao kicked him.

When the explosive head turned back, Dou Tianxiao's heart skipped a beat and accelerated violently. She immediately turned her head to look at the scenery. Fortunately, she only glanced at Dou Guangmao.

Jiang Ran glanced at the store, and asked in a low voice, "What if your father really wants to find you a stepmother?"

"Whatever, I'm used to it anyway." Dou Tianxiao shrugged helplessly.

"I heard from my mother that stepmothers are usually fierce, so the best way is to separate them." Jiang Ran felt that the afro's face was not very good, and his temper must be very bad.

When Dou Tianxiao poked his head out again, he found that his father was paying the bill for that woman.

The woman carried several bunches of grapes and a large watermelon in her hand.

Dou Tianxiao didn't feel much about whether his father could find his stepmother or not, but the moment he saw him paying for someone else, he felt quite uncomfortable.

Dad hasn't bought watermelons for the family this summer.

Facing the eyes of passers-by, the woman still twisted her buttocks and held Dou Guangmao's arm affectionately.

Jiang Ran and Dou Tianxiao followed on tiptoe in a sneaky way, and played smart from time to time, hiding behind the electric poles on the side of the road.

With such a poor tracking technique, everyone can see that there is something wrong with the two children, but Dou Guangmao didn't notice it because his attention was completely on the charming and sexy woman next to him.

His right hand quietly slid from her shoulder to her waist, rubbed it hard twice, and then slid to the woman's buttocks.

With a sound of "Hey", the woman knocked off his hand with her backhand, and Dou Guangmao put his arms around her waist again.

Jiang Ran immediately confirmed that the relationship between the two was extraordinary, and raised his hand on Dou Tianxiao's waist to imitate, "Both of them are like this, have you seen it? Your father is definitely looking for a stepmother for you. "

Dou Tianxiao didn't quite understand the relationship between a man and a woman, but felt that if this woman appeared in front of her aunt in this outfit, she would definitely be scolded.

Sometimes when girls in short skirts and bare long legs appear on TV singing and dancing, my aunt will swear, "Shameless, it's like wearing nothing."

After a while, Dou Guangmao and Afro turned into a secluded and narrow dark alley.