My master is sick

Chapter 34 The signal here is not good

What should I say in this situation?Sure enough, should I still pretend to be sleepwalking?

No, who sleepwalking would touch other people's breasts!

That's boobs!

The villain's breasts!

OMG what the hell did I do!The smile on Ye Xiao's face froze in an instant, and tears burst into her heart, she almost wanted to chop her hands and chop her hands.

Why is this hand so cheap!Touching and cuddling in a dream is not enough, you have to do it in real life!

...orz how can I meet people!

Ye Xiao originally wanted to wait for Ye Wuyou to say something to relieve the awkward atmosphere, at least give her a step down or something, but after she looked at Ye Wuyou affectionately for five seconds, she saw Ye Wuyou move away silently. The little eyes were full of unspeakable melancholy and melancholy, and his hands slowly and firmly covered his chest.

Ye Xiao: ...

What’s the matter with this kind of instant visual sense of strong × offense, Ye Xiaoqiu, why are you suddenly so expressive? I didn’t notice it before ヽ(≧□≦)ノ!

Ye Xiaosen felt tired and unloved, she was so excited, and then so impulsive, she blurted out the language without brain modification: "Well, I really didn't mean it, touching yours is better than touching mine—"

As soon as she said it, she immediately realized that something was wrong, but it was too late, Ye Xiao just watched Ye Wuyou's paralyzed face turn pale, as if she had been greatly shocked, and pulled the quilt up helplessly. Wrapping himself into a caterpillar, he turned his back to her.

Ye Xiao: ...

I always feel that I am going to be stupid to death by myself.Ah, I'm going to kneel.

"I didn't mean that, or, or you can touch it back!" Ye Xiao hurriedly reached into Ye Wuyou's bed and pulled her.

Ye Wuyou moved, turned over and faced Ye Xiao again.Feeling a burst of warmth on the cold skin, she didn't follow the opponent's force to stretch out, but instead clasped Ye Xiao's wrist, pulling her into the bed with a snort.

"No need. It's nothing." Ye Xiao was pulled and wrapped by her, and bumped into Ye Wuyou's shoulder, grinning in pain.As soon as Ye Wuyou spoke, the breath he exhaled stuck to his ear, and Ye Xiao was so scared that he almost rolled out again.

Until the people around him finally settled down, Ye Wuyou said quietly: "I know you are old."

Ye Xiao: "..." What kind of conversation is this!What the hell do you know, Ye Xiaoqiu!

The apprentice failed in his studies.Ye Xiao was crying in her heart, completely forgetting who stretched out the evil claws first.

"Go to sleep." Ye Wuyou knew that Ye Xiao wouldn't be able to sleep because it was too tight, so he pulled a little distance away, but he still clasped Ye Xiao's hand and didn't let go.

I won't sleep, I won't sleep, you beg me, I just won't sleep, I want to get up!Ye Xiaoyou's heart was agitated with anger, how could she be able to sleep even if she was exaggerated by her apprentice today after losing all her face!

Ye Xiao became annoyed and imitated in her mind a fight between a flamboyant self and the weak Ye Wuyou for [-] rounds. In the end, the majestic self stomped Ye Wuyou under her feet and laughed, feeling extremely happy... Then she happily fell asleep.

Sensing the lightening breath of the other party, Ye Wuyou opened her eyes, and secretly rubbed her head towards her, her face was swept by Ye Xiao's soft hair, she held her breath, her pupils seemed to glow, under the faint candlelight Staring at Ye Xiao's tightly closed eyelids.

From her angle, only Ye Xiao's eyelashes can be seen ╮(╯▽╰)╭.

After turning blue, Ye Wuyou didn't know what to think of, his lips moved, and his face went through the process of fermentation from red to green to black again.

After a long time, she closed her eyes again.

Ye Xiao was woken up by that scammer from 288.Her IQ was already low in the morning, and after being screamed with grief and anger by 288, Ye Xiao finally regained consciousness.

"You guys! You did this kind of thing! It's too much! Ahhh, I'm going to die in front of you! Host, why are you so unreserved! Do you know how much my little heart has been hurt? I am old and disrespectful! Disrespectful!"

Ye Xiao's brain was going to explode, she blinked her sleepy eyes and asked, "Hey, where did you get your heart?"

"What do you mean, host! What's wrong with the machine, the machine also has the heart of the machine! Human beings are amazing, look at what you did yesterday! Excuse me!" Choked to death by Ye Wuyou, 288 in the mole Swaying wildly, "You, you, you, you!"

He even took the initiative to hold Fatty Ye and chew on it! Oh!Host, don't you know that this year's trend is small freshness!How can you go with a script like this!Even if it's a disease, it's too...too blatant!

"I, I... I didn't mean it." Thinking of the extremely embarrassing scene last night, Ye Xiao's voice became weak with guilt, "Did you see it all?"

There is no memory of the onset at all, and Ye Snakejing, who is dying of embarrassment and indignation, of course doesn't know that what she and 288 are talking about is not the same thing at all.

"Why, you still want to come behind my back!" 288 was so angry that she yelled, "You you you! You!" The trust between man and machine!There is no love!

"I'm your gold finger, host, how can you treat me like this, I...I want to run away from home!" If possible, 288 would like to downgrade to 287 now, and become a chlorine poisoned stupid host. . (ps: The atomic structure of chlorine is 287)

"Hello? Hello? Hello——" Ye Xiao coughed dryly, rolled her eyes, and made a phone call in her mind, "Oh, I'm sorry, the signal here is not good, let's call again tomorrow." Chat, hang up first." After finishing speaking, she cut off the mind connection with 288 neatly.

If she is blown up like this again, her brain will really blow up, she is not guilty (*￣ω￣).

288, who was directly blocked, was stunned for half a minute: ...

When will the host learn to block me?Which shameless little goblin taught her!

wait, no...

Host, you actually blocked me! ?

Wow - I want to find a financial backer, I want to change jobs, I want to run away from home!This day can't be passed! ━━∑(￣□￣*|||━━!

288 was furious in the mole, and Ye Xiao couldn't open the other eye with the hot emotion.

Ye Xiao was disturbed by such a fuss, no matter how much she fell asleep, she sat up, got off the bed lightly, put on her shoes and wanted to run, her back felt cold, Ye Xiao froze in place when she wanted to go land.

"Master," Ye Wuyou, who was supposed to be sleeping soundly, was hooking her belt with a sword, and his voice was so cold that he could gnaw on ice, "Where do you want to go?"

"Ahahahahaha." Ye Xiao twitched her laughing muscles, sweating like rain, "Strong man! Speak up if you have something to say!" Why would her apprentice poke her lower back with a murder weapon?Where did that cute soft ball go!

"Oh..." Ye Wuyou raised his eyebrows, and his voice was drawn out.She loosened Ye Xiao's belt, dressed neatly, and raised her sword: "Let's go, I will accompany you."

Ye Xiao: ...

Strong man, I don't need your company!Please don't accompany me QAQ!

Ye Xiao sniffed, even though she was reluctant, she still acquiesced to Ye Wuyou's behavior of following behind.

Sigh, forget it, it's not easy for a young apprentice, as a master, let's be more accommodating.Ye Xiao sighed bitterly, and when she went downstairs, she felt that something was wrong, because all the diners in the inn were looking at her, and it was very weird.

Ye Xiao:? ? ?Am I too handsome to blind these fish-lipped humans?

Ye Wuyou took a step forward and whispered in her ear: "Master, your belt is loose and your pants are about to fall off."

Ye Xiao:! ! !

Ye Wuyou!You brat!

Ye Xiao lifted her trousers up, and she almost couldn't hold back her pretentious face.

After fastening his belt, he finally left the inn that didn't fit his character. Ye Xiao and Ye Wuyou walked side by side in the deserted mountain forest.

At this moment, the breath of late autumn is already very strong.Brown-red maple leaves are spread all over the ground, which looks like a red carpet from a distance. When the wind blows, there are scattered half leaves floating down, whirling away from the branches, like the flying skirt of a waltz girl , turning and falling into the soft bosom of the earth.Very beautiful, very romantic.

What a great place for a date!What is that called? Stop and sit in Ai Fenglin Wan, tsk tsk tsk.Ye Xiao took a maple leaf with one hand, and rubbed the stem in the palm of her hand.

Too bad she's single.Single~single~body~dog~╰(￣▽￣)╭.

"Wulin conference, are you going?" Ye Xiao put down the leaf, looked at Ye Wuyou and subconsciously tightened her belt.

"Go." Ye Wuyou happened to catch her small movements, and his eyes curved in amused manner, "Together with you."

"Do you have a brand? If not, I'll find one for you?" Ye Xiao waved the token in his pocket. The martial arts conference must have the badge at the beginning of registration to be admitted, and now the registration period has long since expired. The token Ye Xiao thought that Ye Wuyou had just arrived and didn't get the token, so she began to think about how many silver tickets it would take to buy a token.

The savings she put in Tang Wuxin should be enough, right? Ye Xiao bit her lower lip painfully.

"Yes." Seeing Ye Xiao's tangled face, Ye Wuyou's mood brightened instantly.

"Ah? Yes?" Ye Xiao was a little surprised.

"Well, with an old senior, she gave it to me." Ye Wuyou replied solemnly.

Alas, when the apprentice grows up, he will make friends with people from the rivers and lakes and play by himself.Ye Xiao patted Ye Wuyou's shoulder vicissitudes of life, it's good if she grows up, she can fight with Mary Su when she grows up.

Thinking of this, Ye Xiao vibrated, what is the reason for all this hard work, and it's not for this!

"What's your number? I'll be twenty."

"Let me see... Ah, what a coincidence." Ye Wuyou lowered his eyes, wrapped his fingers around the token rope and twirled it a few times, the corners of his mouth curled up, "I pick three."

Ye Xiao: ...Why do I feel something is wrong.

Is this Nima an evil fate?Tang Wuxin paid for her brand, and there are quite a few seats in the front row, dozens of them, how could this be such a coincidence.

Ye Xiao rubbed her temples, feeling a little pain in her kidneys.

"Oh, let's go together then." Ye Xiao faked a smile that made her face crooked.

"Of course, Master." Ye Wuyou didn't look at her, and continued to turn the sign, "Of course we are together. Do you want to abandon me?"

She turned her head and looked at Ye Xiao with a half-smile, a bit of gnashing of teeth.

"Haha, I'm thinking too much, how can I be so irresponsible as a teacher." Ye Xiao, who was thinking about something in her heart, rubbed the tip of her nose and laughed sarcastically.

Emma, ​​I haven't seen you for a few months, the apprentice is getting sharper and sharper, the master is under a lot of pressure!

The author has something to say: Hearing the little angel's heartache, I really... really...

If you buy a kidney, you have to kneel down and finish typing!

Little angels (worried faces): 25 as promised!What about trust between people!unacceptable!Deceiving our innocent feelings!

Scumbag author: QAQ is weird because of the revision outline...

Hey!

Little angels (tsundere face): I don't care, I don't care, I don't care, I don't care!

Scumbag author (rolling on the ground and being cute): I, I, I will be cute!Don't abandon me woo woo woo!

Little angels (disgusted faces): We are still friends if we don’t act cute, hey——

The little angels drifted away, and the scumbag author had already fainted from crying in the toilet.

Okay, thank you lovely little angels for your support, very, very happy!

Then, do you have any scenes or plots that you really want to see?It can be said that the scumbag author will think hard!

Thanks!Good night ~ See you tomorrow.

It is said that the plot is going to go again, and I will tear it up with Marysu tomorrow.