My master is sick

Chapter 10 System 288

Why is the world in this book so evil? Weight-loss drugs have to risk their lives to pick them up. Snake Nima is colorful and has its own facial expressions. The most ridiculous thing is that falling from a high altitude can actually stop solidly in mid-air... ...Ye Xiao felt that her expression was a little cracked, and she couldn't help doubting her life.

Even if she is handsome, God shouldn't favor her so much!I will be embarrassed!

This meeting really stopped in the middle of the air, turned over and saw the bottomless abyss, looked up to the blue sky, as if the play button was cut into the pause button, it was not beautiful at all, it would scare people to death.

Ye Xiao was already drunk.Even if her brain circuit is clear, she can't help being frightened like this. She doesn't know whether to be narcissistic or scream, her facial nerves are all dead, and soon she will soon become a facial paralyzed professional Hu Ye Xiaoqiu.

What kind of world did I return to with my dead body?Ye Xiao rubbed her suddenly unresponsive face, and fell into the melancholy of confusion.

Style of painting, where are you, boy, you collapsed and you didn't make it yourself!

In her heart, she attacked everything she could think of indiscriminately. Ye Xiao tried to move, but found that she could actually move. She simply rolled to the edge of the cliff, and calmly did a few difficult combined movements of rolling and bending her legs. , when the style of painting became even weirder, she sat cross-legged in mid-air in silence.

...Suddenly felt so fun and swollen!

The depraved leaf snake sat there with a deep and sullen face, and finally couldn't pretend after a while, she let out a joyous howl (in her heart), and rolled over again indefinitely with a serious face.

Really fun!Rolling around...~(～o￣▽￣)～o. . .Rolling around... o~(_△_o~)~. . .

"The system is restarting, please wait a moment." The emotionless female voice suddenly came, as if someone was whispering softly against her face, which really startled Ye Xiao, and reflexively changed her body quickly to make a defensive move. Looking around from the corner of her eye, Ye Xiao was shocked again.

nobody? !

That voice... the system?

You won't bring the computer with you when you come back from the corpse, right?Well, that's impossible.

Ye Xiao pursed her lips, raised her eyebrows, let out a light ah, and suddenly figured out something!

She has read a quick time travel article, in which the traverser carries the task of destroying the relationship between the hero and the heroine and defeating the white lotus, going through world after world, and there is a system that is particularly cool!

Could it be that I am the legendary destiny!The system is so amazing!Ye Xiao's eyes were shining with gold, she was excited for a moment and then calmed down, she took it for granted that it was like this.What's so exciting about this.

Who told her to be so handsome.There is really no way.Ye Xiao showed an unfathomable (zilian) smile, and the old god meditated on the ground.

She is tired from rolling, so take a rest, after all, she is about to take on a heavy responsibility to save the world!

"The system update is complete, please confirm whether the host is turned on? Friendly reminder: After starting to use, the binding cannot be removed for life." The female voice of the machine sounded again, and the rigidity of every word is indeed only possessed by the machine.

"Yes." Ye Xiao recalled the content of the novel, and shouted in her head as calmly as possible.

"Host, please don't guess based on your imagination. The confirmation button of this system is on the mole under your eye." The mechanical female voice was still as cold as ever.

...Why do you think something is wrong?

With a delicate mood, she poked the mole on her face, and with a 'beep—', she was immediately brushed by various voices.

She said why the voice was scratching her face!Ye Xiao was stunned, and felt that the grass-mud horse galloped past, bringing malice from the whole world.

Because the system is talking on her face, to be precise, one centimeter below the eyes!

That's right, it was that mole, the beauty mole she was so proud of...

The mood is, well, complicated.The corners of Ye Xiao's lips trembled twitchingly, swallowing a mouthful of blood that welled up from her throat.

It is said that the high-end is high-grade, why does it feel so low!What the hell is talking on the face, it's full of malice, is it bullying the snake spirit, does the snake spirit have no human rights!

〒▽〒〒▽〒/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

The good-looking guy who agreed to be good-looking drove off and walked around the world!

"You are the wind and I am the sand, ah, this is the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau...the original...! Letitgo, letitgo!" With blue veins popping out on his forehead, he couldn't bear it and squeezed out two words between his teeth: "Shut up."

"Oh, it's too rough, she's a delicate little daisy! How can you be so rough!" "Speak well." Hearing this voice that made people feel constipated, Ye Xiao shook off her goosebumps and said viciously Grind your teeth.

If only it was a dream.Ye Xiao thought sadly and angrily.

How is it different from others' systems?

"Okay~ Hello host, I am a fully intelligent system numbered 288. I was born in 2489 in the interstellar calendar. The original intention of my creator to create me was to allow me to treat more mentally ill patients. The current successful cases have already With 4902 items, it can be called a necessary little helper at home. It is specially developed for mental illness, and its insistence on treating mental illness is unwavering. This system has been awarded..." 288 adjusted the tired loli voice, and narrated what it had obtained Countless achievements, and the sincerity of the words are all moving. At the most emotional moment, Ye Xiao interrupted mercilessly: "How do I get up?"

She didn't bother to ask how this system came about anymore, since she was frequently slapped in the face for pretending to be coquettish.Ye Xiao has already realized that it is risky to act coquettish, and with 288 talking on her face, she has no other thoughts other than wanting to pick that mole off.

Really tired, Ye Xiao sighed in disbelief, and rubbed her swollen temples.

"Oh, this is just a small side effect. The host doesn't need to panic at all. There is a small gap between my restart and this world, so I got stuck. I will use energy to send you up." 288 is keenly aware of the host Not in a good mood, he smiled flatteringly, "Host, please poke my current body."

Knowing what it was, Ye Xiao's body tensed up for a moment, her face sank like water, and she slowly... touched the mole under her eyes.

o(≧mouth≦)o!

A rising force rose from behind, Ye Xiao's expression softened slightly, and while slowly moving upwards, she acquiesced to 288 chattering non-stop on her face.

"...Later, I became self-conscious, which is absolutely not allowed. My creator wanted to destroy me. But what a clever system I am! I copied most of the system data while self-destructing, Disguised as an unconscious body, fled to this place of the earth in the gap of time, and found you—oh! My host, you don't know how well we are in sync!" 288 was so excited that the mezzo-soprano raised eight degrees.

Is the system still divided into male and female?Ye Xiao thought about this deep question.

"You are definitely the most perfect psychopath I have ever seen—oh, no, that's not right, you are definitely the most perfect psychopath I have ever seen! Our compatibility index is as high as 99.9%, which I dare not even dream Imaginary things! It’s so beautiful, it means that only 0.01% of my ability will not be able to be brought into play! I have never met someone with such a high sense of fit! We are really a match made for each other!” 288 really want to sing again , Unfortunately, its host doesn't seem to like listening to it sing.

Ye Xiao's body was floating upwards in a large shape, her eyes were lazily closed, and she moved her arms boredly during the period, enjoying the comfort of 'traveling through the clouds'.

Hearing 288's words, the corners of Ye Xiao's raised mouth twitched, the most perfect psychosis?

Is this belittling her or praising her?The snake spirit, who is not good at Chinese, turned over in a tangled state.

It was already close to the edge of the cliff, and the thick fog was gradually fading away.Ye Xiao excitedly touched the faint clouds and mist, feeling them passing through her body, bringing a little bit of cool dampness, and the gentle and smudged feeling made a smile escape from the corners of her lips inadvertently.

Hahahahaha I can fly too!

The noise of 288 is not so annoying anymore, Ye Xiao had a great time playing, her expression was so stupid that she couldn't bear to look directly at it.

"Host, as your binding system, your biggest golden finger, let me explain first, this system relies on energy to run non-stop. Energy can be exchanged for many things stored in the system space, which are my makers from generation to generation. Treasures accumulated while doing quizzes in countless worlds!

In order not to destroy the balance of this world, I cleaned up a large number of unnecessary high-tech products, leaving only countless valuable treasures suitable for this world in the space, such as cheats, swords, as long as you actively cooperate with the treatment, you can rule the world It's not a dream~ Come on host, let us conquer this planet, hahahaha! "

288 (laughing on hips): ~(≧▽≦)/~Come on!

Ye Xiao (serious): -_-|||No appointment!

"There are two ways to obtain energy. One is to destroy the luck of the protagonist in this world, and turn the destroyed Qi into energy. Because this is the world derived from the book I picked out, the protagonist is of course The heroine Ye Liuli, destroying luck is the same as destroying the plot.

There is another way to increase favorability and do good deeds to collect energy from favorability. This is very important, and the system will monitor the progress of the host every day for this.

If the host is found to be passive and sabotage, the system has the right to punish the host.Things like immobilizing you or making adjustments to your sense of taste.

ps: This system has been bound to the soul of the host, and it cannot be returned or exchanged for life. "If 288 had an entity, it must be shaking its head triumphantly at this time, the complacency in the voice was undisguised, almost overflowing.

"What the hell! I refuse!" Ye Xiao just wanted to roll her eyes when she heard the words, "Who wants to do good things every day, I'm not Lei Feng!" Let the snake spirit do good things?What a joke!It might be in her interest to spoil the plot, and that's fine.Do good things?Where are there so many Lei Fengs in the world, if you run into trouble and go to rescue them, you will be exhausted already!

If you don't do good deeds, you will be punished... What kind of logic is this?

I must be the most humane snake spirit.Ye Xiao covered her face in pain.

What broken system, can it be avoided?

The author has something to say: Look at how hardworking I am! (sprinkle flowers)

Leaf Snake Essence is black in nature~ There is no noble character of helping others~ But in the future... hehehe.

288: Come on, let's save humanity, host!

Ye Xiao (grinding teeth): No date!No date!Humans don't need snake spirit disease to save them!

Looking for a book review~╰(￣▽￣)╭

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