Chapter 15
Chapter 15
Looking at the clock on the wall, oh no, there are only 3 shocking minutes left until the end of get out of class.
Jia Shu hurriedly tore off a page from the white paper, moved his pen like flying, randomly picked out the numbers on the blackboard, and randomly arranged and combined them to add, subtract, multiply and divide.
Before the bell rang for the end of get out of class, Jiashu randomly handed in the answers.
Jiashu lazily walked towards the toilet with his hands in his pockets. At this time, F followed. Jiashu said to F nonchalantly, "I don't know whoever came up with this stupid question. Surely no one will get it right, right?"
F said affirmatively: "What you did must be right."
The two passed through an open window, and the pleasant afternoon breeze blew warmly into the hallway, intoxicating.
Jia Shu really couldn't figure out how someone would appreciate his talent so much, he asked curiously, "Why am I right?"
F seemed to be smiling, and he said cheerfully: "Because I took out your question just now, crossed out your name and wrote mine."
The reason for targeting the boy with the L surname: Jiashu is a habitual offender who skipped classes, and there are a lot of reasons for not going to class at his fingertips.
Q: Why don't you go to class?
Jia Shu: I have to do laundry! "
Q: Why don't you go to class?
Jia Shu: ┑( ̄Д ̄)┍The clothes are not dry, what do you want me to do?
On this day, Jiashu suddenly missed the egg-filled biscuits at the door of the dormitory. He couldn't resist the temptation of the egg-filled biscuits, so he hurried downstairs to buy them.
It was only three o'clock in the afternoon, and it was not time for meal, and the trolley selling egg-filled pancakes was still missing.Disappointed, Jiashu was planning to go back to the dormitory to have fun, but suddenly an idea flashed in his mind: I can go to a class first, and I can eat egg-filled pancakes when I come back!Bahahahaha...<(* ̄▽ ̄*)/
Jiashu found the lecture theater where he had only been in the first class without any effort. Since it was a large class, the seats were random, so Jiashu chose the middle seat and sat down, and suddenly found that he didn't even bring a pen.
The one who taught this class was a shriveled middle-aged man. He probably also taught the class that just ended, and he appeared in the classroom early.
Jiashu heard him say in a low voice, "I'm going to roll the roll today..." I couldn't help but feel ecstatic in my heart, haha, I'm lucky ヽ(▽)ノ, now I decided that tonight's egg-filled pancakes must be filled Sausages and pork cutlets are always sandwiched, and to be on the safe side, I have to hire someone to answer them for me in class.
The teacher's kind roll call caused an uproar in the classroom.
A friend in adversity sees the truth, and kind-hearted students like teachers have called for friends to contact friends who are good friends.
Jiashu, our little prince who skipped class, received a warm call. Jiashu: "Hello, which baby is ヾ(≧≦*)ゝ?"
"This baby is here (● ̄() ̄●)" said the man surnamed L.
Jiashu: "Are you in the classroom too? Let me look for it."
Jia Shu held the iPhone to his ear, scanned the front, and then turned his head to scan the back. There was no L.
Just when his neck was about to break, Mr. L said: "Oh, stop looking around, I saw you, we are in the same row!"
"Wow! So that's how it is!" Jiashu poked his head out, and as he wished, he found L, who was seven or eight people away from him.
Man L: "See me?"
It's a bit weird, the two looked at each other and talked on the phone.
Jiashu: "Huh? Why did I see your mouth move first, and then hear your voice (O_O)?" (Jiashu is a curious baby)
Man L: "Nonsense, the speed of light is greater than the speed of sound, you illiterate (#‵′) convex!"
Is it F or L?Jiashu couldn't figure it out, but his roommate couldn't bear him getting haggard and reminded him: "You can go to the post bar and ask if it's okay --(˙˙)/--." Jiashu praised his roommate for his good idea, and then went to the post bar to share with The confessor agrees to meet.
Jiashu deliberately came 10 minutes later than the agreed time like a lady-_-|||, under the big poplar tree, he saw a boy who seemed to be waiting for someone.
The strange thing is that Jiashu didn't know him, but he still walked forward.When the boy saw Jiashu, he turned his face away in an instant without even looking at him.
The little princess Jiashu who was ignored suddenly became furious, and he decided to go up and introduce himself.
Although it was obvious that the boy should be waiting for the girl, but there was no one else around, so Jiashu decided that this person was the one who confessed to him.
The boy looked at him in shock: "Is your name Jiashu too?"
Now it's Jiashu's turn to be shocked, isn't it! OhMyGod! Why is there a girl with the same name as me? !Could it be that there is also a girl named Jiashu in the school?Could it be that I am being self-indulgent?Woooo X﹏X
However, in order to save face that had fallen to the limit, Jiashu pretended to be calm and said: "Well...then what, I...I...by the way, I am Jiashu's boyfriend !!!” Σ(`д′*ノ)ノ
Looking at the terrified expression of the other party, Jia Shu was in admiration of his ability to adapt to changes.
Jiashu and the boy named Chengzheng sat on the bench under the big poplar tree. Sincerely did not dare to look at Jiashu, he pointed his finger blankly.Jia Shu sat comfortably, listening to the sincere story with full interest like a baby before going to bed.
"I saw her in an opera class..."
Jia Shu thought: Opera Appreciation Class, I also have this class, but I have never taken it, hehe.
"We all like ice hockey, so we had a good chat." Speaking of this, he took a sneaky look at Jiashu sincerely.
Jiashu thought to himself: Do you two know how to respect the teacher?What kind of ice hockey are you two talking about if you don't talk about opera? (You, who don’t even go to class, know how to respect the teacher?) Take a look, talk about something wrong.
"About a month or two, I think I like her, but I don't have the courage to confess to her..."
Jia Shu frowned in displeasure like a real boyfriend, and justifiably attacked him: "You know what she is? Just say you like her!" Jia Shu seemed to be a flower protector.
Answer honestly and honestly: "She likes ice hockey...."
"You just said that!" Jiashu interjected sternly with his arms around his shoulders (Short oil, your boyfriend is pretending to be a good one).
Sincerity hastened to add: "She is of Sheep, her blood type is O, she also likes bear chocolate biscuits and Kangdam robots, hates fried green peppers with carrots, and her usual exercise is to take a walk with the dog..."
Jiashu thought: Are you sure you are not talking about Crayon Shin-chan?Is the dog she walks called Xiaobai?You won't be talking about underwear pullovers later, will you?
Sincerely: "Finally, her name is Jiashu, and her student number is 10."
When Jiashu heard the words, he jumped up suddenly, breathing quickly, and said incoherently, "Student number, hers, complete!"
Sincerely recited it quite smoothly: "20******910".
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhss
Next, Jiashu wiped away the tears from his laughter, and explained to him sincerely that the girl he was chatting with was actually a senior whom he had hired on Taobao to teach opera appreciation for him.
Sincere os: Woooooo~ That year when the apricot blossoms were lightly raining, you said that you were the king of Guojun, maybe you were wrong from the beginning! ……
Chapter 16
Zhiying completed the 800-meter physical test, and she was so exhausted that her soul went out of her body. She tossed and splashed water on the playground, desperately looking for water like a desert animal.
The first thing she thought of was the "big teacup" near the apartment. She stared at the store sign and crossed the road in disbelief. She suddenly remembered that the pockets of the sportswear should be empty, and the pocket money was in the jacket she had changed.Unwillingly, she took out her pockets and trousers, there really is no such thing as a miracle.
All she owns is a card in a SpongeBob card holder.Can the big teacup be credited?Should...can't be.
Zhiying managed to move to the cafeteria, but the door of the cafeteria was locked.
我们的抠门学校牟足劲地节省水电费,食堂只在6:00—9:00、11:00—14:00、16:00—21:00的时段内开门,其余时间不营业。知英阅读完营业时刻表灰心地离开,此时失水的细胞们纷纷发出补充水分的警报。
Zhiying moved towards the supermarket with a flashing red light and the battery was less than 10%. Passing the small garden of the apartment, Zhiying saw a broken copper in the long rubber water pipe on the ground. The wet cement bricks left the water that only after the rain and snow melted.
The chestnut-haired kitten approached the stagnant water with its body bowed and its tail cocked. It buried its head and licked the water with its tongue. It was so cute.Zhiying, who was in a trance due to thirst, fantasized about the taste of watering flowers on the ground.
Zhiying remembers that the supermarket can clock in. She entered the supermarket, picked up the cold brew tea and walked straight to the checkout counter. The moment she wanted to open the bottle vigorously like twisting the throat of an enemy and gulp down her stomach, she was caught. Tell the punch card machine to be repaired, and the card can no longer be used.
"Alipay is also acceptable." The clerk said.
Zhiying: "Uh, I left my phone in the apartment too."
Zhiying had hallucinations caused by dehydration, and what she heard was "Dying inthesun", "Do youremember~Thethingsweusedtosay~Ifeisoneverous~WhenIthinkofyesterday~HowcouldIletthingsg
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