my cutie

Chapter 39 6234

"Where, without your shocking driving skills." Xiao He said with a smile on his face.

Song Yi was taken aback when he saw his smile, and then extinguished the cigarette in his hand.

"Seeing Ah He's smile makes me full of strength again!"

——? ? ? ? ? ? ?Teacher Song, I hope you don't eat alone, please share the river god with us

——We also want to see the smile of the river god!I also want to be full of energy! 1551

Song Yi queued into the game again. Seeing these bullet screens, he began to persuade everyone, "It's not so beautiful for a girl to be full of strength, so don't watch it."

——? ? ? ? ? ? ?Mr. Song, you may have misunderstood me, I am a boy!

——Teacher Song!We are all boys!We also want to see the river god

During the 60 seconds of waiting, Song Yi manipulated the character and ran around, "Boys can't even watch it, it will delay your finding a partner."

——emmmm, this statement is well-founded, and I can't refute it

——? ! !I am straight!Steel Straight!

——Sister, forget it, are you crazy about seeing the River God?Your explanation is too far-fetched!

Song Yi was still watching the barrage with great enjoyment, but his teammates in the game took the initiative to turn on the voice to talk to him.

"Hey, little brother, can you hear me little brother?"

As soon as this teammate opened his mouth, Song Yi glanced at Xiao He, and Xiao He happened to look at him. The eyes of the two met, and they saw the same thing in each other's eyes. Song Yi smiled.

He may have met his match.

The tone of this teammate's speech is very sweet, just like the way he first conquered other men on the Jedi Continent with his false voice, but there is one thing that makes him want to laugh.

He didn't speak all the time, and the teammate continued to ask him, "Little brother, can you hear me? Hello?"

At this time, the water friends in the barrage finally heard this person's voice clearly.

——Mom, I thought I misheard Mr. Song, my teammate, when I said something before, so I deliberately turned up the voice

——Me too, what should I do, I suddenly feel like laughing, should I laugh directly or go through the process?

——Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha, did this little brother forget to turn on the voice changer?

——hhhhhhhhh, you are not the only one who deliberately turned up the loud voice. After hearing it clearly, I really almost died laughing

That's right, this person's tone of voice is very sweet, but his voice is a male voice, and he seems to be talking under his throat. It may really be that the voice changer is not turned on, and it sounds particularly sissy.

Song Yi cleared his throat, and opened his voice with the most common male voice, "I can hear you, my friend, has your voice always been like this?"

The teammate's reaction was very exaggerated, "Wow, little brother, your voice is so nice, you have a male god voice!"

Song Yi asked him again, "Thank you, my friend, has your voice always been like this?"

It was only this time that the teammates answered him, "Yeah, some people always say that my voice is like a xx star, but my voice is born like this."

What he said was sweet and greasy, but the key point was that he was still a man who forgot to turn on the voice changer while speaking with his throat closed.

Song Yi wanted to laugh very much, but at the same time, he felt a sense of nausea that was too boring.

"Fuck, Ah He, this is a ruthless person, what should I do, I don't think I'm his match." Song Yi turned to Xiao He for help.

Xiao He has already taken the tablet and put on the earphones, "Don't talk to me until you hit the ground and kill him."

——Hahahahahahaha, so cruel, I, the River God, don’t want to hear Mr. Song’s voice anymore!

——Teacher Song!Get to the point!Hit him to death!

——Hahahahahaha, don't, it's so interesting, doesn't Mr. Song choose to pk with him?

Song Yi actually thought it was more fun, and he didn’t kill him after he landed. He secretly observed Xiao He’s expression on the way. Xiao He’s eyes were still looking at the screen. He suspected that there was no sound in Xiao He’s headphones. sound.

Song Yi became the backbone of his teammates in this round. Every time he heard the little brother who didn't turn on the voice changer speak, he wanted to laugh very much, but he had to cooperate with him to perform, which made him a little bit internally injured.

"Miss Sister, do you have anything good?" Song Yi was very poor and didn't even have a 5.56 gun.

The little brother answered him in his whiny tone, "I only have an AK, brother, do you want it? If you want it, I can give it to you~"

After Song Yi thanked him, he didn't choose to ask for his AK, "Miss, your tone of voice is so su."

The teammate laughed twice, sounded very happy, and began to speak even more coquettishly, "Where is it~ I'm just talking normally."

Song Yi couldn't help it, and immediately turned off the voice in the game, laughing so hard that he couldn't stop laughing, and the barrage was too happy to stop.

——Heshen 98k headshot warning!

——Brother, do you know that you are on TV?You speak with conscience, are you speaking normally?

——Hahahahahahahaha, brother, you are afraid that you will become popular on Weibo tomorrow, no way, my stomach hurts from laughing

——I really, Mr. Song, please beat him to death, it’s too uncomfortable

After Song Yi laughed, he sorted out his emotions, and pretended nothing happened, and turned on the game voice, "No, I know, I just praised you for your nice voice."

The teammate smiled coquettishly over there, it sounded too weird, and thanked Song Yi, "Thank you, your voice is also very nice."

Song Yi was really going crazy laughing, "Ahe Ahe, what should I do, I'm about to die laughing, I really want to remind him to turn on the voice changer first."

Xiao He was very indifferent, he didn't seem to want to talk, only his eyes were telling him to kill this person quickly.

Fortunately, this teammate has a good sense of distance. He looks like an old hand. He won't stick too tightly or talk all the time. It's just the right kind of communication. If he turns on the voice changer, it will make people feel uncomfortable. It's comfortable, but he didn't open it, which made people feel very funny.

"Little brother, where are we going now?"

"We are still in the circle now, so let's not move in this room for now, and leave after shrinking the circle." After all, Song Yi and Xiao He have been in the game for so long, and they still have a bit of common sense.

Then the two characters squatted in the room, first distributed the supplies, and then looked at the time, and there was more than a minute to shrink the circle. The two game characters stared at each other, not knowing what to do.

"Little brother, why did you choose a female character when you have such a nice voice?" The teammates started to talk.

"Because I'm a big guy in women's clothing." After Song Yi said this in a male voice, the other party was obviously silent for a while.

——Hahahahahahahahaha, what a master of women's clothing!

——Teacher Song is determined to be the most beautiful boy on the Jedi Continent!We understand!

——No, no, have you forgotten Mr. Chi!Let us, Mr. Song, be called Jedi sisters!

——Hahahahaha, big brother, maybe you know about the Jedi fashion show?

"Don't you think my appreciation level is great? This outfit and this color scheme." Song Yi asked him again.

The teammate was obviously not very interested in this topic, so he catered to him superficially, and then said that he had already used the virus and was about to run away.

On the way to escape the drug, Song Yi also defeated a blind Jedi with his sunset red spear technique.

"Wow, little brother, you are so amazing."

Song Yi even thought it was a compliment against his will.

"Miss, you are also great."

The two chatted without embarrassment.

"Little brother, do you have a girlfriend?" The teammate once again started a new topic in a coquettish voice.

Song Yi glanced at Xiao He, his eyes were bent into crescent moons.

"No, miss, do you want to introduce me to a girlfriend?"

--kindness? ? ? ? ? ?Where is the river god?Didn't he connect with you?

——Teacher Song, who gave you the courage?

——It's started, it's started, Mr. Song is going to start getting skinny!i have seen the end

"You're lying, my little brother has such a nice voice, why doesn't he have a girlfriend?" There was a coquettish smell in his tone.

Song Yi was really about to suffocate internal injuries, he glanced at Xiao He again, Xiao He's eyes were full of warning.

"How can a big guy in women's clothing have a girlfriend, alas." Song Yi said with a little regret.

The other party chose to remain silent.

Song Yi didn't really want to play with him at this time, his ears were really fed up with the other party's uncoordinated intonation and voice.

"Miss Sister, Miss Sister, come over to my place, there are so many bullets here that I can't take them down."

As soon as the teammate heard it, he came over quickly, "Huh? Where is it?"

Song Yi said at this time, "Miss, I want to tell you a secret."

Teammates expressed curiosity, "What?"

Then Song Yi cleared his throat, and spoke in Yujie's voice, "Actually, I'm not a big guy in women's clothing, I've always been a woman."

The other party was shocked and speechless.

"Besides, what I want to tell you is," he said with another male voice.

"Brother, you didn't turn on your voice changer all the time, do you know? Although I had fun with you all the way, but," he changed into a girlish voice again.

"Your voice and tone sound really uncomfortable to me. Next time, remember to turn on the voice changer."

Then he raised the gun in his hand and gave him a shuttle.

"Wow! Ah He! Now I experience the pleasure of you hitting me often! It's really cool!"

After the other party died, he didn't quit the game. Instead, he turned on the voice and called him with the original voice.

"Fuck! Little brother! Little brother, don't leave! What brand of voice changer do you use? Can you sell me one? The price is negotiable!"

——Hahahahahaha, Teacher Song brand voice changer, exclusive to River God, priceless!

——Brother, no matter how good a voice changer is, it can't save your memory that you forgot to turn on!

——Brother, are you trying to laugh at me to death so that you can inherit my PUBG account?

Song Yi finally couldn't help laughing in the game, "My friend, maybe you know Ah He's peerless cutie?"