dhibooks Chapter 215
Chapter 215
a simple conversation
For visitors from different time and space, this world is really strange.
Because in the corridor, it was really messed up by everyone.
They turned to the reception room on the first floor. It happened that a mutant kid who could change the TV channel by blinking was lazily lying on the sofa in the reception room with a bucket of popcorn in his arms and wearing big headphones. , Skipping class to watch TV.
"At this time, obviously no one will come!"
Unfortunately, the kid who was caught in the face let out a miserable howl. He was still complaining aggrievedly before he was kicked out of the reception room, led away by the teacher, and punished to write an inspection by the way.
Because of the 'guest', everyone refrained from laughing at him.
However, Professor Charles replied in a 'kindly' way: "Thank you for reminding me, next time at this time, I will remember to send someone to check."
On the other end, Batman instinctively looked around.
Until he unconsciously glanced at the TV that was turned on, and a variety show was replaying on the screen...
It is very amazing that in this variety show, two of the guests were actually known by him, a 'guest from another time and space'.It was the psychic in the wheelchair in front of them and the winged guy who was holding Damian before.
What's even more amazing is that neither of these two people's faces were covered by anything, and their original faces were so directly exposed to the audience.
"Are all the supernatural beings in this world so 'fair and aboveboard' in front of ordinary people?"
Batman thought to himself.
At this time, Carlos on the screen has already started a talent show-singing at the request of the host and the audience.
He closed his eyes, his face was intoxicated, his body and wings swayed gently with the singing, and he sang very high...
The show host blocked his ears in pain, and asked Professor Charles beside him: "His mutant attack ability is actually singing, right?"
Professor Charles nodded heavily, and replied solemnly: "That's right, and my mutant ability is to endure this."
Nightcrawler Kurt burst out laughing, poked Carlos wickedly, and motioned him to watch the TV.
However, Carlos looked knowledgeable and explained convincingly: "Variety shows have to deliberately create jokes so that people will watch them. This kind of irony is very normal, so don't make a fuss!"
Nightcrawler was speechless for a moment.
No one else has such a strong self-confidence.
While the pair were chatting with each other, the others were not idle either.
After a few simple and polite conversations between Professor Charles and the two visitors from another world, they got to know each other a little better.
Compared with Batman, who is always cautious and cautious, Kryptonians have a much simpler and more thorough mind.
His style of acting is upright, even in this strange world, he is still fearless and almost frank, and Professor Charles himself is really an existence that is easy to attract people's favor and has a high affinity, so soon, They chatted amicably.
However, when asked about Damian's origin, Superman first glanced at Batman with some hesitation, and found that the other party did not intend to stop him, and then continued: "Actually, I also Kind of confused. There was a weird woman who was haunting the bat before... Diana... I mean, a female superhero in our world, she told us that the strange woman is probably the famous beauty god Aphrodite Dite."
As soon as this sentence was finished, Batman, who never relaxed, immediately noticed a small detail.
Everyone in the room turned their heads or moved their eyes involuntarily, and glanced at the winged young man who was holding Damian just now.
"...I don't know the specifics until now, but when I arrived that day, I only saw the woman with an arrow in each hand. She first shot a silver arrow in the left hand into the bat's chest. I Her appearance seemed to surprise her. When I was trying to stop him, I was accidentally pierced by another golden arrow in her right hand. It felt... really uncomfortable, exhausted all over, Exhausted, I've never been so weak..."
Superman made an ugly face: "But after both of us were stabbed, a line, a mixture of gold and silver ... strangely appeared out of nowhere, connecting me and the bat, and then, slowly formed A ball of light... We really didn't do anything, but ten months later, Damian was born from that light. When he was born, although we didn't know what happened, we just knew that it was Our children! Linked by blood!"
Superman's tone is very emotional.
But after he finished speaking, everyone turned their heads and looked at Carlos silently.
Carlos, who was sitting in the corner of the sofa, smashing walnuts with a metal object, raised his head in surprise, with an innocent expression: "I didn't do it."
"Then let the woman who did it come out."
Batman said harshly.
He leaned forward slightly, and he looked a little scary with the black mask on.
Possibly... a son appeared out of nowhere and had a relationship with some alien. This fact made him feel bad?
"She is my mother, but I don't know where she went to play." Carlos answered honestly.
Then, he asked with some doubts: "Didn't you come to find Damian? Now that you have found him, can you take him back to your world? What are you looking for from my mother? Are you really in love with her?" gone?"
Although he was wearing a mask, it was obvious that Batman's sexy jaw was tightened, and there was an indescribable look in his eyes.
Apparently, he was stalking Aphrodite, chanting nasty poems to express his affection when he had nothing to do, and shamelessly cheating and abducting when he had the opportunity. Also very headache and speechless.
However, this can only mean that the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked.
With a god king like Zeus, it is undoubtedly a joke to expect the gods below to be more moral.
Ignoring these for the time being, Professor Charles understands Batman quite well.
He turned his head and asked Carlos patiently: "Although your mother is not here, if I guessed correctly, the golden and silver arrows should belong to you, right? Carlos, tell us well, Damie What happened to Ann?"
"I don't quite understand." Carlos didn't answer directly, but looked at Batman and Superman in confusion and said, "You should all know that Damian is your child, so how did he come here, is it important?" ? What is there to explore?"
"I don't like to be confused," Batman said in a husky voice.
"Okay!" Carlos thought for a while, and continued to smash walnuts, while explaining: "Actually, it's not that I don't want to say it, but it's a little complicated. For example, there is a relationship between people. In terms of favorability, if the favorability reaches 60.00% or more, you can become good friends, then when the high affection reaches 80.00% or more, it is enough for the minimum standard of lovers."
"What does this have to do with Damian's birth?" Superman asked, frowning.
"So things are more complicated! My priesthood is reproduction, but as we all know, not all reproduction is born of love."
Carlos thought about the language of the organization: "I personally prefer to bless people who love each other and have a mutual favorability of at least 80.00%, so that they can welcome the birth of a new life with laughter; but many times, I can't because own preferences, while ignoring those normal reproductions...so, my arrows will play an auxiliary role."
"Sounds really tall, but don't your golden arrows make people suffer from kidney deficiency?"
The Winter Soldier, who had been listening quietly, suddenly remembered that Steve had told him about the unlucky thing about Nick Fury, and suddenly laughed and asked.
"That, I just used an adjective that is easier for you to understand."
Carlos bit the cracked walnut, and replied casually: "In essence, my golden arrow is to snatch people... It can be understood as the essence of life. If it is used excessively or improperly, it is normal to cause symptoms of kidney deficiency. And my silver arrow has the same function, just another kind of grabbing. When the two are combined, a new life will be born. Because under normal circumstances, I don’t like to give favors to people whose favorability is less than 80.00% Blessing, but occasionally there will be devout couples who are not in love but desperately want children. At this time, I usually use arrows. In fact, the correct way to use it should be to let the golden arrow and the silver arrow Through both parents..."
"What about Damian?" Superman asked in surprise.
"You two are so funny!"
Carlos laughed and said: "Although the golden arrow and the silver arrow hit one person respectively, but the favorability between you is higher than 80.00%... The arrow attached to my divine power is given to you in a flexible way." A new life. There may be my mother's divine power blending in it... That's why it created a unique way of gestation! Haha, this kind of situation is really rare. There will be..."
"You know, if the arrow is not in my mother's hand, but in my hand."
He narrowed his eyes and made a gesture: "In this case of shooting separately, the greatest possibility is that the arrows will absorb the essence of life, and it will be an ugly death! Fortunately, what my mother took away from me is the weakened Version, that's why such a coincidence appears..."
"Wait, I'm curious? Improper use of golden arrows is due to kidney deficiency, so..."
The Winter Soldier raised his hand and interjected, "What if the silver arrows are used alone, and if they are used incorrectly?"
"People who are shot will have a heartfelt desire to reproduce the next generation!"
Carlos thought for a while to answer.
Everyone was silent again.
They always feel that the pretty face of someone who has always seemed harmless has become more and more 'scarce' in recent years.
Carlos continued to smash walnuts unconsciously.
The Winter Soldier took a deep breath, and was about to say something to calm the atmosphere, when he suddenly glanced at him and exclaimed, "Carlos, what are you using to smash walnuts?"
Everyone who was still paying attention to 'Visitor from Another World' looked over subconsciously.
I saw that Carlos was actually holding a metal arm of the same style as the Winter Soldier in his hand. It was in the shape of a fist, smashing walnuts one after another.
Hearing the Winter Soldier's question, he raised it up and replied, "I got it from Howard's office, isn't he a new replacement for you?"
"No, let him go!"
The Winter Soldier yelled hoarsely, and rushed forward.
Then, the US team suddenly rushed forward.
Three seconds later, the metal arm turned back into a giggling white and tender baby again.
The shield baby has developed a new skill, and once again scared the two fathers out of their wits, it is really gratifying!
Carlos was wronged: I don't blame me this time, can you take care of the child one day?
Superman & Batman: How unreliable are these people?