Miss EASY

Chapter 17

I hesitated for a moment before picking up.

"After you left, I couldn't do anything. I was thinking about you vaguely and wanted to call you, but you blocked my number. Here, on the upper left side of my stomach, It's full of coldness. In fact, why are you so stubborn, you have a girlfriend, and I respect you, but if you can quietly rely on each other for warmth, why should you let down this beautiful scene?"

I held the phone in one hand and supported my stomach with the other, "Cheating is cheating, don't say it in such a literary way like squeezing toothpaste."

A woman's slight disdainful laughter came from the other end of the phone, "Little cutie, it doesn't matter how many times you block me. I have countless new numbers to call you. I advise you not to change your phone number. I can find it."

I sat down on the side of the bed a little uneasy, "You have to know how to chase a woman, you are so worthless, aren't you afraid that I will hate you?"

"This is my first time chasing a woman."

"Then just keep chasing men. Why change your taste midway? If you're upset, I'll be upset too."

"The chasing method of interlayer yarn is very boring, I like to challenge the method of chasing interlayer mountain."

"No, what do you like about me? Is it too late for me to change it now?"

"I like your face, so are you going to use a knife on your face? I like your character, so are you going to smash yourself and reshape another you?"

"Why do you look so righteous! It's me who is tired!"

She laughed like a winner, "I just fell in love with you at first sight, you don't have to dislike me too much, I won't pester you like a rogue, I just hope that when I contact you occasionally, you can chat with me about [-] cents money, can you?"

The rogue said he was not a rogue, huh, huh.

"I've chatted with you for five yuan now. Don't contact me again for ten days. Goodbye."

Just after hanging up the phone, the phone screen was still on, I sighed, and was about to turn off the power, when suddenly another text message popped up.

"Little cutie, I actually like your Qionglou Yuyu, who is so high and cold, can you change it?"

"You are sick."

"They say you are my medicine."

In the past, when I faced rogue-level suitors, I always beat them up.But it's usually used on conceited men.Conceited girl, she was the first one I met.I think I may need to re-explore a rejection scheme.Taking her as a column, a special version was developed.

It rained for a long time at night.There are no classes the next morning.When I went out, I looked up, and it was still cloudy.I squatted at the foot of the stairs, biting a lollipop in my mouth.I don't like lollipops, so the young lady insisted on buying them for me.Before leaving, she simply stuffed a bucket for me.The young lady said that she bought everything, and she stopped buying after eating.I looked at the bucket of lollipops with countless quantities, and I was very melancholy planning how to eat them.After a while, the raindrops gradually became heavier.Yi Xin also came down after breakfast.I heard her approaching footsteps, and before I turned my head, I felt her contempt today.Yi Xin kicked my ass, "Didn't you say to wash the car? Why are you still squatting at the door."

"It's raining."

"so what?"

"Disclaimer, it's not that I don't have money to wash the car, I just think it's raining."

"Iron rooster!" Yi Xin kicked me again before walking forward with an umbrella.

I watched her back leave, then stood up, and slapped her butt a few times like dusting off.

It's not about telling anyone, it's about expressing feelings.

"This world is really getting more and more strange. Why is the national culture of thrift and thrift called an iron rooster?"

I went upstairs and grabbed a bag of washing powder and came down, holding an umbrella and walking towards the little sister's car.The umbrella handle was clamped around my neck, and I sprinkled some washing powder on the roof and glass, then took the car wash mop from the trunk, and washed the little sister's luxury car under moderate rain.I threw away the cheap passenger car mat I bought last night with superglue on it.The part of the driver's seat, I washed my dad's pants yesterday, and threw it away.I found Miss Sister's own car mat and threw a box of car freshener on it.I myself want to sigh, I am so virtuous!The young lady and I fell in love, which can be regarded as picking up.

On Christmas Eve, my young lady asked me, do I want to go abroad to see her?She bought me a round-trip ticket.I know that Christmas for foreigners is equivalent to our Chinese Spring Festival, and it is also a day for family reunion.The little sister couldn't come back from a foreign country, so she thought of me flying over to see her.Don't say I don't have vacation, even if I take a week off, it's still not enough time to apply for a visa.I was very disappointed and told her that I couldn't go, and she was also very disappointed and replied that it didn't matter.The phone was silent for a long time, and the young lady suddenly said, "I want to make a wish to Santa Claus, that I can spend more time with you next year, okay?"

She is asking for my opinion.She is very awkward in some aspects, at least in my opinion, making a wish is a private matter, and there is no need to ask for the consent of others.Even if her wish includes me.For example, you once made a wish, hoping that one day you will marry the handsome goddess Jun Zhixian, or marry the literary lady Hebe Tien, would you discuss it with them?I don't think you will, and neither will I.Only a silly and straightforward person like Miss Sister would discuss her wishes with others.

I laughed at her, "We've been together for the past six years."

She countered me in a low voice, "That's different, this year is our real togetherness."

She couldn't see my shrug, and I said, "Are you telling me your wish to get my consent?"

"Yes. You are in my wish, so I need your permission. Do you agree?"

I nodded lightly, thinking that she couldn't see my nod, I added another sentence, "I agree."

She smiled softly, with a little smugness in her laughter, "Then I will make this wish for Christmas!"

I giggled, "Go ahead, I agree without hesitation."

Christmas Day was a Monday, and the glass doors of the commercial street were pasted with white-bearded old men. The sky was very respectable, and a little snowflakes fell for the couples.I don't really care about foreign festivals, but this semester is coming to an end, and there are suddenly more couples around me, which makes me feel a little bit touched.Couples, they all like the shouting of husband and wife.I feel that I can't bear it anymore, and my young lady is even more unable to bear it than me.

The little sister sent me a long WeChat message early in the morning, probably because she was stimulated by the surrounding atmosphere and said some sad and helpless words.It's morning on her side, and evening on my side.In the evening, Yi Xin was invited away by Ji Xueba.Ji Xueba tied with Yi Xin in the campus debate competition, Yi Xin saw Ji Xueba in a different way, and began to appreciate him reluctantly.When the national debate competition starts, I guess Ji Xueba will either take Yi Xin away, or he won't even be able to touch the soles of her shoes, depending on his ranking in the debate competition.

"Your clothes are too student-like. Standing with you, I feel like your mother." She said.

I took my hand out of the hoodie pocket and swung the scarf around my neck.

I bit the lollipop and said, "You are old enough to be my mother."

"Hey!" She clamped me under her arm and pressed my head hard, "Could it be that your mother gave birth to you at the age of 18? I don't have a daughter as old as you."

She was wearing high heels, about ten centimeters taller than me who was wearing flat shoes, and she held my head with ease.I was also not paying attention, so she pressed my head.

"My mother was born at the age of 18." I glared at her and got out of her arms.

She followed me embarrassingly, and I suddenly looked back at her, "So are you 37 now?"

"Don't ask a woman's age." She was a little annoyed by what I guessed, "Stinky brat."

It's not a cutie anymore, it's a stinky brat, I guess I guessed it right.

"You are the same age as my parents." I thought she would be a little ashamed.

As a result, she was fierce, "So what!?"

I stood in front of a roadside stall selling barbecue, "You don't seem to have any sense of shame."

I grabbed some chicken tenders, tribute balls, dried tofu and leeks.

"That doesn't matter."

"You should have a child, don't you live with your family?"

"I have no children." After a long silence, the voice said again, "I have no family either."

"Anything else?" The boss asked me.

I dropped the plastic stick of the lollipop, "No more."

I found a relatively clean table with a snow cover, and wiped the table and chairs with paper towels.As soon as I sat down, she threw the coat over me.She picked up her long sleeves and wiped the table and chairs opposite me.When she sat down, she pulled out a pair of disposable chopsticks and threw them in front of me, beckoning me, "Please wipe it for me, I have disinfectant wipes in my pocket."

That's undersampling!

I didn't want to pay attention to her at first, because today is a holiday, and secondly, I think the process of rejecting her might be more troublesome.So I took out the things in her pocket, there were no disinfectant tissues, only a heart-shaped ring box.I opened the box and saw that there was indeed a ring inside.The ring looks a bit big, expensive and sharp diamond ring.I handed the box to her, and when I was looking for wet wipes in my bag, she put the ring on my index finger, and I struggled a while ago, but she missed my ring finger.

Looking at such a shiny diamond ring, it was put on my index finger.I was choking to death!The rich are too good at playing!

"It's a Christmas present."

The author has something to say:

This is a Mid-Autumn Festival gift.