Master Zhili is too difficult to understand

Chapter 81 The Immortal Body



Chapter 81 The Immortal Body

There were quite a lot of people in the supermarket. Su Xiaomi pushed the shopping cart to choose a small amount of vegetables and a lot of snacks, and then went to the cashier to check out. He was dissatisfied with the arrangement of his story as he took out the money. Buying snacks still costs money The world is not a good world!

At this time, two masked men came in, one of them raised his right hand, and his right hand became the shape of a gun. Su Xiaomi began to envy again, why didn't she have such handsome skills.The man's gruff voice interrupted Su Xiaomi's fantasy: "Rob, hand over all the money you have on you!" Except for Su Xiaomi, the others began to panic, and there was even a woman's scream. I understand what everyone is afraid of, and I won't die anyway, could it be...

"Hey, what are you doing in a daze, quickly take out the money, damn it!" The muzzle of the man's gun was placed on Su Xiaomi's shoulder, Su Xiaomi grabbed the gun and looked around behind them: "Are you filming a movie? Where is the camera? Where is the director? Can you tell the director that there is a little fresh meat who is very suitable for acting, and the little fresh meat is me!" The robber couldn't understand a word of Su Xiaomi's words, thinking that he had met a lunatic: " Don't fucking play dumb for me, do you think I dare not shoot?"

It turned out to be an audition, and I just took this opportunity to let the director see my superb acting skills. Su Xiaomi opened her arms exaggeratedly and shook her head from side to side: "Don't kill innocent people, kill me if you want to kill me, kill me, come kill me , come and kill me, let them go!!" He said and turned around.Well, this is Su Xiaomi's superb acting skills.

The annoyed robber felt that he had been humiliated. His gun moved to Su Xiaomi's forehead, and without saying a word, the gun went off. With the scream, Su Xiaomi fell to the ground with eyes wide open, bleeding slowly. stained the ground.

"You see, hand over the money obediently, or you will end up like him!" the robber yelled, and the others hurriedly took out the money and jewelry, and when they were about to hand them over, Su Xiaomi suddenly sat up, and the bullet From the back of his head came out and fell to the ground with a crisp sound. He couldn't wait to ask: "How, how, how, how is my acting?!" Not only the crowd was frightened, but even the robbers were frightened. When they arrived, the robbers fired several more shots at Su Xiaomi's heart. Su Xiaomi covered his chest and said, "Ah, ah, ah, I'm going to die, I'm going to die, cough cough, I'm dead." He fell down again , sat up again in less than a second: "How about this time, isn't it shocking?"

The robber opened his eyes wide, looked at the wound on Su Xiaomi's body that was gradually healing, and stammered: "You, are you immortal? Impossible, impossible! As far as I know." Su Xiaomi's eyes also widened. and became excited: "Is the body of immortality very powerful? I thought everyone here is, don't you?"

Another robber pulled him down: "The police are coming soon, don't worry about it, let's go." They glanced at each other, and one of the robbers' guns became hands again, and then he grabbed the man next to him. There was something on the shoulder, under that person's feet, they quickly disappeared before Su Xiaomi's eyes.

"Hey! Why are you leaving! What about the movie? What are you doing? It's a rare opportunity." Su Xiaomi sighed and put the things on the cashier counter, and looked at the frozen cashier: "Can I pay the bill?" The cashier paused After a few seconds before nodding, his hand swept across the surface of the snack, without the help of any machine, and the bill figure appeared in the palm of his hand.

On the way home, Su Xiaomi observed the people on the road, and gradually realized that the abilities of the people here are not all the same, some people's abilities are very dangerous, while some people are harmless, for example, people who like nature, they can It seems that the ability to make flowers bloom again and so on is determined by the person himself.

As soon as the door of the house was opened, Su Xiaomi stood at the door and looked at his hands: "Yan, listen to me, I am very likely to be a god-level figure in this world, hahahaha, I am invincible! Can you imagine?"

"I don't want to imagine." Yan Yan slid his finger on the tablet, Su Xiaomi closed the door, put the things on the ground and ran over, looked at the data report on the tablet that he couldn't understand, took the tablet away, and sat down on his knees In front of Yan Yan, put his hands on Yan Yan's knees: "I am invincible, do you still need to work? Let's hold a exhibition and let people pay to pay their respects to me, so you don't have to be so tired." Yan Yan rubbed Bridge of the nose: "Just you, you can't even enter the zoo."

"How can you compare me to animals? They are just animals, but I am invincible! Rare!" Su Xiaomi repeatedly emphasized.

"Your IQ is rare."

"It's rare to be smart, isn't it?" Su Xiaomi once again beautified Yan Yan's language without authorization. He just didn't listen to anything that was unfavorable to him, so he developed an indestructible self-confidence.Su Xiaomi shook Yan Yan's leg, and then put his face on his leg: "Promise me, you will consider my opinion carefully." Yan Yan scratched Su Xiaomi's face with his index finger, his movements were so gentle, but his words were so ruthless : "Don't be cautious, I will never consider your opinion."

"Why, why, why! Are you envious of me, jealous of me, but not everyone has this ability, and there is nothing you can do if you envy me, or you will report my name when you meet bad people when you go out in the future , they must not dare to touch you anymore, I" Yan Yan squeezed his small mouth that kept talking: "Go, cook, eat." Su Xiaomi nodded, but she was thinking that Yan Yan's self-esteem must have been hurt , he has always been better than him, and now that he is better than him, he will definitely not be able to accept it for a while, and he needs to give him some time.

That night, Su Xiaomi made a sumptuous dinner, and just after taking two bites, Su Xiaomi raised her head: "Yan, what ability do you have?" Yan Yan glanced at him, thinking that Su Xiaomi would be excited again tonight He couldn't fall asleep, but Su Xiaomi misinterpreted the meaning of this look, and said apologetically, "I didn't mean to poke your wound, it's fine if you don't have the ability, Yan~ Did you do something to the author to make her I don’t love you anymore, and I didn’t even give you the ability to arrange you in this world! It’s too much, I want to find her to reason with!”

"Eat well."

"Is it time to eat?"

"Now is the time to eat." Yan Yan stuffed a chicken leg into Su Xiaomi's mouth.


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