Master Zhili is too difficult to understand

Chapter 55

After a few days, everyone received their script.Cobb held his face in his hands and opened it. The clip he wanted to shoot was at least much better than he had imagined. The reactions of the others were different. Only Chu Haoyu was the most annoyed. He threw the script on the ground and stomped on it: "Why should I Isn’t shooting sanitary napkin promotional videos to let others know about the club?”

"You just have to listen to me."

Cobb on the side gloated: "What's wrong, you are the only one who mentions sanitary napkins, have you forgotten your series of sanitary napkins?" Chu Haoyu compromised under the half mocking and half persuasion of everyone , He added: "But I have one condition, Xinhe, Youyan, you have to lend me your tampons. I'm not interested in buying tampons from the supermarket that haven't been in the girl's closet for a while."

"Youyan, look." Zhang Luo turned to Su Youyan, and Su Youyan replied indifferently: "I don't have menstruation." The reason for the refusal made people do not know how to persuade, so Zhang Luo had to turn to Zhou Xinhe: "Xinhe, it's no big deal, you Just pretend that the tampon was accidentally taken away by a dog." Lending tampons to boys sounds bad, but in fact it's nothing, Zhou Xinhe nodded, and Chu Haoyu asked again: "Then Xinhe, can you Give it to me after you go home tonight." Cobb kicked it over: "Stop being a pervert."

Seeing everyone staring at him with contempt, Chu Haoyu covered his face in pain: "Why! Why does no one understand me!" Zhang Luo ignored him, clapping his hands like a real director to attract everyone's attention: "To avoid There are others influencing the protagonist’s emotions, or mocking and humiliating the protagonist, each short film is shot separately, you will be fine if you shoot your own, watch the full version then, I hope everyone will cooperate.”

"It doesn't matter, just finish shooting quickly."

Except for Zhang Luo, everyone has no enthusiasm.Cobb wanted to take the script in Zhili's hand, but was stopped by Zhang Luo: "How about a little professional ethics? Let's save the surprise for the last and watch it together."

"Do you want to be so serious, but it's just..." Before Cobb finished speaking, Zhang Luo stepped out of the window with one foot, and his eyes looked like a mad artist: "You don't respect my opinion, do you? If you die, you will be happy, right? No one cares whether the things I shoot are good or not. I live in pain, too much pain."

"Okay, okay, I don't want to watch it." Cobb raised his hands, he didn't want to watch Zhang Luo's monkey show, and he didn't want to see what was exposed in the crotch of his torn trousers: "Please put your legs back first."

After another short period of time, before the deadline of the student union, the short film was finally completed.Several people who were doing their own things in the school building heard the noise, and then watched Zhang Luo move in a pile of things.

"What do you want to do again?"

"Set up a projection screen and show it to you."

"No need, what's the difference in putting it on the computer?"

"The effect is different." Zhang Luo waved his fingers: "Everyone has obsessive-compulsive disorder about something."

"up to you."

After Zhang Luo finished the projection screen, he drove away the people on the sofa, moved the sofa to an appropriate position, and pulled the curtains tight. At this moment, there was a moaning sound from the stereo, and then the picture appeared.

"Chu Haoyu! Don't play with my things."

"I'll try it out for you."

"Go away."

After a little delay, the feature film finally started to play. First, the two big characters of "Kaishe" gradually appeared on the screen, and then a few people appeared together that night, and many of them were cut away. Only the appearance of them walking towards the screen, the street lights Behind them, only the silhouettes of their figures can be seen.The narration appeared, and it was Zhang Luo's voice: [Many people want to know what kind of society Kuaishe is. Today I will reveal the secret for you. Are you thinking that Kuaishe is a name chosen randomly by perverts? Every member in the club All doing nothing, eating, drinking and having fun?Then let me tell you, you, absolutely, right, wrong! ! 'Quick Society', as the name suggests, is a society that researches various things quickly!We study all kinds of things!All kinds of things!Only to gain knowledge and contribute to school and society in the future, we study cooking. 】

A kitchen appeared on the screen. Zhou Xinhe, who was wearing a lolita suit, was only focused on cutting vegetables, and refused to raise his head to face the camera. The knife in his hand was moving so fast, dazzling and frightening, as if his fingers would be cut off at any time. Zhou Xinhe finally He raised his head, but his hands still did not stop: "Humans can actually do without electricity, gas, and the Internet, but we absolutely cannot do without food, so the research on food is very important. We, Kuaishe, are constantly pursuing the taste and quality of food. Quality, using non-polluting vegetables and hormone-free meat, so that members of the community can rest assured and satisfied."

(Cobb knows that this part has been shot many times without guessing.)

[We study food appearance! 】

"When a delicious meal is in front of you, how can you eat it to make your lover's heart move?" Gong Zhu asked cutely at the camera while picking up a piece of cake.He was wearing an oversized white shirt, with bare legs, and the warm light shone on his face. Gongzhu raised the fork, picked up a small piece, caught it with the tip of his tongue, and then played with the fork from various angles. The cake touched the corner of his mouth on purpose. Licking gently with his tongue, it doesn't look too coquettish, but very provocative.Gongzhu looked at the camera again: "I used to scare away many lovers and friends because of my ugly eating. I thought I would be alone all my life, but I didn't expect that after entering the fast club, my eating gradually changed. I bid farewell to the old me , The whole person has a new look, this is something I never dared to think about before, I will no longer feel inferior and embarrassed when eating in public, and I can eat whatever I want!"

(It will only be more embarrassing to eat like this in public, and whether this is to make your lover's heart or J!)