dhibooks Chapter 20 A Cheap Wish
Chapter 20 A Cheap Wish
"Are you going to celebrate the New Year here? Does your lady have any objections? Let me tell you first, if she asks, you have to take all the responsibility on yourself, and she won't do anything to you."
"Not to you, I suppose."
"Don't cheat me with the attitude of wanting to try!" Cobb seemed to be able to predict Zhili's thoughts. He looked at the time under the TV from the corner of his eyes. It was almost dinner time. He got up and walked to the kitchen, just as he thought , There was nothing to eat in the refrigerator, and it took more than ten minutes to find the instant noodles from the cabinet. He checked the dangerous expiration date, and it should be fine.
"I'll make do with instant noodles tonight. I don't think you have any objections."
"It will be all right."
"If you're bored, you can play it..." I originally planned to let him play mobile games, but remembered that his mobile phone was dropped: "When will you buy a new mobile phone?"
"When you're free."
"It turns out that you have been very busy during this time, why I didn't see it at all."
"I'm very low-key."
"Can you answer my question seriously every time?"
"That depends on what question you are asking." Zhili took out the jigsaw puzzle under the coffee table, opened the box, and poured out all the pieces inside.Cobb took out the instant noodles, pushed away some fragments, stared quietly, and waited for the noodles to be cooked. They had their own things to focus on, and they didn't talk, but they didn't feel embarrassed or bored at all. Then nature.With the person you like, the most peaceful thing in your heart is actually the best way to get along.
Cobb had soaked the noodles a bit, and after 7 minutes, he opened the lid and said, "It's ready to eat." The sound of sucking on the instant noodles sounded very appetizing, and Cobb bit off the noodles, chewing and talking with his protruding mouth : "When Xinhe knows that I let you eat this kind of junk food, she might kill me." Zhili focused his eyes on the puzzle and seemed not to hear Cobb's words.
"Ah, my mind was attracted by other things again." Cobb sighed: "Do you love puzzles more or me more?" His tone was not complaining, but more like teasing.
Zhili raised his head: "Why, go to bed now?"
"I've corrected you countless times. Love doesn't mean going to bed! Instant noodles are time-consuming, and if you don't eat them quickly, they will become unpalatable." Zhili's slow look made people anxious, and he ate them all He moved to Zhili's feet, and knelt down in front of the coffee table: "I'll help you put together for a while, and you eat first." Holding pieces of the same color, Cobb's head began to hurt, and they all said that there would be more after the puzzle was completed. A sense of accomplishment, Cobb doesn’t know what the use of such a sense of accomplishment is, like the “Secret Garden” coloring book that was very popular for a while. I spent a lot of time leaving my homework behind and putting aside what I had to do, just to paint a flower that didn’t require any painting skills, and after I finished painting, I looked back at myself who didn’t do anything practical , his pressure may be greater.
After Zhili finished eating, he stepped aside, lay on the sofa and turned on the TV. Zhili sitting at the front of the sofa blocked half of the TV. He didn't change his position, and the angle was just right.
"If you think about it, this is the first time we celebrate the New Year together. Do you want to prepare something?"
"Condoms."
"except this."
"Lube."
"Except for this."
"Nothing."
"Your family only prepares these two things for the Chinese New Year? Think about something else. You are a guest, and I don't want to treat you badly. It's too shabby for the first time for the two of you to celebrate the New Year, and it's unreasonable." Cobb's knees bent regularly He bumped Zhili's back lightly again and again, staring at the TV. After a while, he sat up suddenly and put his hand on Zhili's leg: "Do you have any wish, I will treat it as a red envelope for you during the Chinese New Year."
"My wish is that you go buy condoms and lube."
"Your wish is too cheap!" He hugged his knees and leaned against Zhili's back with his whole body: "That's great, you don't have any wish that is too expensive to come true. It’s already been fulfilled, so I can only think of cheap wishes.” Zhi Li put together a piece of it: “I know it’s hard to realize, so why do I still think of it as a wish.”
"Actually, wishes are called wishes because they are difficult to realize. You don't understand at all." He stood up suddenly, leaned on Zhili's back, and picked up a fragment with difficulty: "I see, it's here." He put the pieces together, But he didn't get off the back of Zhili: "Then my red envelope, are you ready?"
"what would you like."
"How about staying with me for another seven years, and I will ask you for the same red envelope again in the next seven years."
Zhili still kept fighting, and replied flatly: "Your wish is also very cheap."
"Where is it cheap?"
"Too easy to do."
Cobb tightened his arms and tightly circled Zhiri: "I want you to look down on my wish."
"It's so rare, you who acted like a baby to me."
"Who, who acted like a baby!"
Zhili stood up and got off the sofa together with Cobb hanging on his back: "Take a shower."
"You jump the topic too fast, let me down."
"Go down and try, I will kill you."
The next morning, Cobb opened his eyes and lay motionless on the bed in a daze. In fact, he didn't think about anything. He just lay on the bed and didn't want to move. His soul and brain hadn't returned to his body.
"Wake up." His voice was synchronized with the movement of his feet. As soon as the words fell, Cobb fell off the bed. Needless to say I'll be up too."
"The space in the bed is too narrow, it affects my clothes."
"What a legitimate reason to kick me out of bed!" Cobb squinted at Zhili while putting on his trousers. After putting on three pairs of trousers, he climbed onto the bed to get his shirt, pretending to fumble around, and when he saw the opportunity, , Kicked over, wanting Zhili to taste the feeling of rolling off the bed, Zhili turned sideways and blocked it with his arm, he seemed to remember something, and asked: "Cobb, has it been a long time since I touched you?" Cobb knew that Zhili was not threatening, but simply asking questions, but he didn't want Zhili to notice this at all. In winter or near winter, Zhili's temper is gentle and he rarely resorts to violence. This point, including others, is well known, and they don't want to expose it.
"How come, you just touched me a few days ago, have you forgotten? My stomach still hurts."
"is it?"
"Yes! You can't always remember these things, but I remember them clearly, that day..." Cobb is a master at telling lies, and the stories he makes up are not exaggerated at all, and they can also be combined with reality.
"is it?"
"I lied to you, I'm an asshole. Don't waste time on this boring question, go buy some food today, and you can buy your mobile phone." He pushed the dressed Zhili into the bathroom.
When he opened the door, the cold wind was blowing in his face. Cobb looked at the people in front of him who were hurriedly pasting Spring Festival couplets and cleaning up to welcome the New Year. He stretched himself.
Our New Year's Eve sounds delicious.
Cobb stretched his hands to the highest point.