Chapter 25 Mary Sue ①③
Chapter 25 Mary Sue ①③
Su Qianqian clamored to go home, so go back.Hmph, it makes me feel like I have to keep her, which is not unusual╭(╯^╰)╮But since I brought her back, I have the obligation to send her back intact.
I arranged for the most reliable third butler to send Su Qianqian off.The third housekeeper is a typical person who does not speak and only works.Unlike the big housekeeper, who will hook up with little sisters ←_← I prepared a gift for Su Qianqian, and used me to be as graceful as a bird, as graceful as a dragon, flowing like a cloud, and imposing like a rainbow. I am better than everyone in calligraphy. He wrote a small note and asked the third housekeeper to give it to Su Qianqian when he left.
This little note is really lucky, just because I wrote a few words, it doubles its worth.Maybe Su Qianqian will frame it and treat it as a family heirloom, hehe, this silly girl.
After finishing my work, I lay on a small bed of [-] square meters. Everything was ready, and I was able to sleep just a phone call from Su Qianqian.But I waited and waited, I checked and checked the time, but the phone still didn't respond at all.
Well, wait a second.They are on the plane and cannot make phone calls.
Well, let's wait.It's also dangerous to make a phone call in a sports car.
Ah, wait a minute.Maybe when I get home, I can't wait to appreciate my masterpiece and unwrap my present.
Humph.
"Hello, San Butler." I dialed the phone, cleared my throat and asked, "How is your mission going?"
"Report to the master that Miss Su Qianqian has arrived home safely. I followed her personally. Miss Su Qianqian changed her clothes outside, and then..."
After hanging up the phone, I poked my phone a little unhappily, and after a few ding dongs, the photo of the third housekeeper came.
The background of the photo looks like a refugee slum, and Su Qianqian in the photo is just a back view, wearing worn clothes.If the third steward hadn't said that this was Su Qianqian, I probably wouldn't have recognized him either.
Like a malnourished poor boy, Su Qianqian's big schoolbag made her look even smaller, and one even worried that the weight of the schoolbag would overwhelm her.
Turning back, there are some unscrupulous gangsters, dirty and dark alleys, crooked and crooked, making people worry about the dilapidated apartment that can be knocked down by an earthquake.
I frowned.I feel very sad.How could Su Qianqian, a girl with no strength to restrain her, live in that kind of place?
Simply persuade her to move, only a good environment can live in a happy mood.
I opened the bb chat interface and first initiated Huatou.
【The newly acquired idiot cutie*^o^*】
Sakura·Bing·Ye Shang·r·顭夵寯(21:00): I'm free now.
So I can barely chat with you for a while.
Sakura·Bing·Ye Shang·r·顭夵寯(21:10): I just had supper and I feel a little full.
So let's chat with you about Xiaoxiaoshi.
Sakura·Bing·Ye Shang·r·顭夵寯 (21:18): I feel a little irritable and don't want to sleep.
So come and ask me why I'm upset.
Cherry·Bing·Ye Shang·r·顭夵寯(21:23):……
Don't you see that I'm bored, come chat with me!
Sakura·Bing·Ye Shang·r·顭夵寯(21:25): Su Qianqian╭(╯^╰)╮If you don't speak again, I will block you!
樱·冰·夜觞·r·顭夵寯(21:26):【窗口抖动】樱·冰·夜觞·r·顭夵寯(21:26):【窗口抖动】樱·冰·夜觞·r·顭夵寯(21:26):【窗口抖动】靠!真的不在呀!
After sending such a bb message, it was like sinking into the sea, and there was no reaction at all.
Does Su Qianqian have a cat disease? She doesn't even find out and reply to my messages as quickly as possible. She won't be able to find a boyfriend like this!Of course, I can't find a girlfriend!
You little bastard, you promised to call me!I angrily edited a text message in the past.
【My Lady Queen】: I have a question for you.Do you like eating potatoes very much?
1 minute passed, 2 minutes passed, 3 minutes passed...
What a jerk!
[My Lady Queen]: I suddenly want to take a knife and chop potatoes into pieces! !
1 minute passed, 2 minutes passed, 3 minutes passed...
What a jerk!
[My Lady Queen]: Butchering it into pieces is not enough, I want to chop it into mud! ! [Murderous] [Murderous] [Murderous]
One second passed, two seconds passed, three seconds passed...
What a jerk!
Su Qianqian, you are fine!Playing it out so well, it managed to get my attention!
I took the initiative to click Su Qianqian's name in the address book, but only heard a series of mechanical female voices.
【Sorry, the user you have dialed is out of service, please try again later...】
Depend on!It turns out that what Su Qianqian said about the mobile phone arrears is true!I actually sang a one-man show and sent so many messages by myself!
I was so angry that I immediately called again: "Hey! Butler! Recharge a mobile phone number for me! Yes! It's Su Qianqian's!"
"How much to charge? You still ask me this question?" I took a deep breath, and I really felt that the butler was becoming less and less considerate.
I kept my voice cold, noble, glamorous and domineering every word: "Here! Me! Fill! Full!"
I hung up the phone with a snap, and suddenly felt ashamed, so I quickly returned to the bb interface and withdrew all the messages I sent.
Since my bb number is a super super diamond user, the withdrawal is not limited by the 2-minute time limit. I can withdraw as much as I want, and no one else can see it with a computer.
This is so cool╭(╯^╰)╮
When I call again, it's already connected.But I will not let her receive the call so easily, I got through, and then hung up, got through, and then hung up again!Look at my life-threatening serial calls!
But Su Qianqian is also a fool, if she doesn't receive it, she doesn't know how to call me! !Stupid stupid stupid stupid!Too stupid to be cured!
If you are neither active nor active towards me, who else do you want to be active towards?Stupid stupid stupid stupid!Stupid enough to break through the sky!
asshole!Why haven't you called yet! !
Said Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived, my phone started to vibrate, I quickly picked it up and put it on the phone.
The phone buzzed and vibrated, but I didn't answer it.How is it possible to answer it so quickly, at least let it ring three times... no, five times... no, I will answer it at the last ring!
One, two, three, four, five... I cleared my voice and picked up the phone reservedly.
[Beep beep...beep beep...]
What a jerk!Who allowed you to hang up in such a hurry!
The phone vibrated again, the first... the second... the third...
"Hey!"
"Su Xingyu!"
Hmph, are you so happy to hear my beautiful voice?Look at you happy.
"What's the matter? I'm already asleep."
"Ah? Are you asleep? Then I'll hang up first, we'll talk tomorrow..."
"Hey! Don't hang up!"
"I'd better hang up, you must be very sleepy..."
[Beep beep...beep beep...]
[Angry][Angry][Angry][Angry][Angry]...
What a jerk!Who told you to hang up first!If I want to hang up, I will hang up first!
no!I can't just let it go, no one has ever dared to hang up on me, I must hang up!
Just do what I said, I called Su Qianqian back again, and when she answered, I hung up with a snap!I'll call again, and when she picks up, I hang up again with a snap!
Hahaha!If there is a call fee, it is so capricious!
【Drip drip】
A text message came in, so I clicked in to have a look.
[I'm idiot: Su Xingyu, your phone is convulsing!Call me again, my phone is out of battery! 】I blushed tenderly, realizing that my behavior was a little unkind.Su Qianqian's mobile phone is not like mine. It can stand by for 24 years. Maybe if I make a few more calls, the battery will die and the phone will shut down.
What a hassle!Her broken mobile phone should be changed!
I was thinking about it, and suddenly another message came from bb.
[The newly acquired idiot cutie *^o^*]: Su Xingyu, what did you post!So many retractions!
[Sakura·Bing·Ye Shang·r·顭夵寯]: Guess~ Guess~
Hahaha, I won't tell you!I won't tell you!
[The new cutie idiot *^o^*]: Say it!What kind of message was withdrawn that didn't want to see me? ←_← [Sakura·Bing·Ye Shang·r·顭夵寯]: Slightly~ I don't want to say, I have the ability to recover by myself~
[The newly acquired idiot cutie *^o^*]: ... cat disease ...
[Sakura·Bing·Ye Shang·r·顭夵寯]: Heh, cats are not as cute as me!
I was overjoyed, and suddenly thought of something, hesitantly typed a message, and tremblingly pressed send.
[Sakura·Bing·Ye Shang·r·顭夵寯]: ...uh...have you read my little note...
I'm nervously waiting for a reply, why haven't I sent it yet?Why is Su Qianqian's typing speed so slow?Are short hands slow to type?Could it be that the fingers are too short to type on the keyboard?
【Ding dong! 】
[The newly received idiot cutie *^o^*]: I'm sorry, I didn't see the note, I accidentally washed it off, what did you write on it?
fall!You gave me this answer after waiting for so long!While I was relieved, I felt angry. What if I agreed to frame it as a family heirloom?Big scam!
【Ding dong! 】
[The new idiot cutie *^o^*]: But thank you for the gift, it's delicious!
[Sakura·Bing·Ye Shang·r·顭夵寯]: It's okay, my chef made it.
Hum, that's about the same.It's just a small snack, just to see how happy you are, it's worthless.
Vote me for shredded potatoes, and give you mashed potatoes.
【Ding dong! 】
[The newly acquired idiot cutie *^o^*]: Your chef is really good, how do you make the little potatoes so delicious?I really want to worship him as my teacher (☆_☆)
What a jerk!Just something to eat!Just a chef!No matter how great it is, I didn't hire it!No matter how awesome you are, you are still not my chef!No matter how delicious it is, I didn't let me do it!Why didn't I see you adore me, just a chef...
Hmph, it's just a cook, what's the use of firing him tomorrow and knowing how to make potatoes.
【Ding dong! 】
[The newly acquired idiot cutie *^o^*]: Su Xingyu, are you already asleep?
[The newly acquired idiot cutie *^o^*]: Good night, sweet dreams.
Fool.What a good dream, don't you know that dreaming is a manifestation of poor sleep quality?I don't dream, let alone you.
[Sakura·Bing·Ye Shang·r·顭夵寯]: Well, I'm already asleep.
[Sakura·Bing·Ye Shang·r·顭夵寯]: ...Good night.
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