Chapter 29 Spring Banquet
Chapter 29 Spring Banquet
Finally, Xu He picked up a worm and put it in a paper cage.
The wings of insects are transparent, flapping in the air, as if there are stars falling sparsely, shining brightly.
In this accidental encounter, on this night of waking up to stinging insects, his only harvest was probably this bug.
"Who is Su Peiyu going to see?"
Xu He teased the bugs with a stick, sat at the table, propped his chin, and talked to himself.
It can only be confirmed that it is a middle-aged man, but he was dragged down the hillside by Bu Jinglan before he could see who it was.As for whether it was cheating or not, that's even less clear.However, in ancient times, it was not a good thing for a woman to have a tryst with a man in the middle of the night.
Xu He has no desire to gossip, and the eldest princess has taught him many times not to gossip behind others' backs.
After thinking for a long time, Xu He decided that he should pretend that he didn't know anything.When you have a chance, tell the eldest princess about it again.
Before the small quiz at the National Academy in April, the results of the imperial examination came out first.
The champion of the new division, as expected, is Ji Xingzhi, who has long been famous for a while.
Qionglin hosted a banquet, and the literati gathered together. This joy also benefited the students of the National Academy.
The Taifus specially held a poetry meeting in the garden outside the academy, and let them toss themselves, which can be regarded as a small vacation.
Everyone laid out mats, laid out melons and pastries, and sat down along the edge of a small stream in the scattered rockery.Follow the example of the ancients and play with the flowing water.
Whoever puts the wine glass in, that person will compose a poem based on the keywords proposed by the previous person.If you can't do it, you should punish yourself with three cups.
Xu He had no choice but to participate. He found a corner, the most inconspicuous place.
Cross-legged, pen and paper in hand, he continues to perfect his car—a "Titanic of land," as he calls it.
Extremely luxurious, toilets, chess and card rooms, tea halls, dressing rooms, and washstands.Substitute yourself into its owner, draw everything you can think of first, a small piece of paper is divided very open, and the paintings are densely packed.
After there was nothing to add, Xu He bit his pen and carefully looked at the luxury car of the century he had created under the sunlight.
In the end, there was nothing to love and sighed.
If this car is really built, he will die without regret.
It's just doomed to be impossible.
It takes a long time to think about the energy problem of driving the car. After all, such a huge thing is impossible with manpower and horsepower.
And the project driven by electricity is really too big.
Maybe Steampunk can think about it, but he is too young now, and the eldest princess will not agree with him to engage in these things.
"It's too painful..." Xu He stuffed his face into the drawing and let out a muffled sound.
It's too painful, I worked so hard to design it for so long-but, do, don't, come out, come out!too painful!Heartache to the point where I can't breathe!
He buried his head in the paper and was suddenly pushed by the person next to him.
"Hurry up, Xu He, it's your turn!"
Xu He put down the paper, showing a confused face, and was urged by the strange boy on the right.
Lowering his head, he found that the wine bottle had actually stopped in front of him.
so bad? ! !
He opened his mouth, and the pen he was biting fell to the ground.
The clear stream is sparkling, and the spots of light falling from the leaves of the trees flash and flash in the reflection of the rockery.On the four-legged gold bottle, there is also a small scroll tied with a rope.
He opened the scroll, and on the top of the scroll was a poem written by the previous person in a hurry.
At the bottom, the keyword left is Spring Day.
Someone in front made fun of him, "Don't waste your time, just drink."
If you ask me to drink, I will drink.
Xu He was in a bad mood, sneered, tore off a page, picked up the pen on the grass, "If I write it out, how about drinking ten cups?"
The man was speechless, he didn't want to bet with Xu He, and he couldn't understand him like this, so he shouted, "Why are you talking so much, write as soon as you can."
Xu He rolled his eyes, and quickly searched for the keywords of Haruhi in his mind. The first one that came up was Zhu Xi's Shengri Xunfang Sishuibin, but this was so famous that he didn't dare to copy it, and it became popular by accident , he was dubbed a child prodigy, and he cried to someone.
Then, Xu He saw the next song, Spring Banquet, uh, he hadn't heard it in his previous life, so that was it.
So Xu He copied this song.
On paper, out of resentment, I left a key word, car.
Everyone booed, "You wrote it, but you read it."
Xu He said, "I'm afraid I'll hurt you when I read it."
Everyone booed, "Don't be impatient."
The birds chirped on the trees and the warm wind was blowing, while the stream was cold and the wine bottle was put back into the water, drifting east and west, and finally got stuck in a rock mouth.
Everyone looked at the past, and the next person was Bu Jinglan.
Bu Jinglan was not interested at all, leaning against a rockery, staring into the distance.
Suddenly reminded by someone, he was slightly stunned and turned around.
The person next to him said maliciously: "Brother Step, open it quickly, let us enjoy the legendary masterpiece that can hit us!"
Bu Jinglan raised her eyes and glanced at Xu He.
Xu He didn't realize anything at this time, so it didn't matter.
Whatever you look at, he's talented anyway.
His slender and pale hands picked up the gold bottle from the water, and opened the paper on it.
Bu Jinglan just glanced at it, and couldn't help laughing.
The gloomy mood has been dispelled.
Is this cousin so stupid that he can't even copy?
This is obviously a poem made by a woman.
And... so ambiguous.
He laughs in the mountains, rocks and vegetation, with black hair and red clothes, charming and romantic.
The glance across the water waves has a lot of meaning.
Xu He, "..." Is it that funny?
It turns out, it's that funny.
Bu Jinglan slowly read out the poem he copied.
"Spring feast, sing with a glass of green wine. I will pay my respects to Chen Sanyuan again.
I wish you a thousand years old.
Second, I wish that my concubine will always be healthy.
The three wishes are like Liang Shangyan, seeing each other year after year. "
After reading, he folded the paper one by one, looked at Xu He with a half-smile, and said, "See you? Who are you with, me?"
Xu He: "..."
As soon as the words fell, everyone along the stream burst out laughing.
Xu He only realized now what kind of poem he copied.
Thousands of words in my heart, only one word... Fuck.
But at this time, the more calm you are.
He: "...it fits the question."
Bu Jinglan looked at him deeply for a long time, then smiled, supported his palm, and said, "Very good."
Gu Xihuan was the one who laughed the loudest. He was extremely nervous and extremely forgetful, and he forgot about the day he almost died in a short time.Foolish people have foolish blessings, sitting among a group of people, laughing at Xu He with everyone, "Oh, what kind of crooked things are you writing, like a woman."
Xu He really wanted to stone him to death.
Crazy, white-eyed wolf, glanced at him coldly, "Illiterate!"
Gu Xihuan sneezed.
Liuzhang Qushui was just a group of students who had nothing to do and were arty. After a few rounds, everyone lost interest and simply returned to the yard.
Sitting around a long table, talking about fun things in the capital.
Xu He sat in the corner, the luxury car was hopeless, and he felt a little sad now.He peeled peanuts for himself, and the voices of several people three places away were particularly loud, and they all reached his ears.
"A monk who traveled all over the world came to the capital, do you know?"
"Ah, I've heard of this, is it the one who cured Master Ye's back pain?"
"That's right, that's him. Master Ye has been suffering from low back pain for several years. He has searched for famous doctors and tried all the medicinal materials, but he has not seen any improvement. The young master of the Ye family was rescued by the monk by mistake, and he invited him to the mansion As a result, people can see the root of the disease at a glance. It is not a man-made disaster, but a natural disaster."
"The monk asked if Mrs. Ye particularly liked riding horses. Mrs. Ye told the truth, it was true. Then the monk smiled and said only one sentence, it came to seek revenge. Everyone couldn't understand it. Later it was Ye One day, the young master was awakened from a nightmare. He told Mrs. Ye the truth. He said that something was entrusted to him in his dream, and he kept mumbling—you broke my waist, and I will never be able to get off your back in this life. .”
"Madam Ye was shocked, and asked Mr. Ye clearly. Only then did he realize that it was a horse he rode to death a few years ago that was causing trouble. I invited a Taoist priest to save the horse, and I no longer need a carriage to travel, after more than ten days, my waist really doesn't hurt anymore."
Everyone gasped, as if they were reading a supernatural story in an obedient book.
"This, this is too mysterious."
"The point is, the monk in white only said five words from the beginning to the end. It came to seek revenge. My mother, he can't really descend from a fairy."
"When asked about his name, he just smiled and answered, I don't know."
The students looked at each other, seeing shock on each other's faces.
click.
Xu He almost choked to death on a peanut.
He grabbed the teapot next to him, lifted the lid and drank it before swallowing the peanuts.
The moment he put down the teapot, Xu He calmed down, and praised sincerely in his heart, talent.
That liar really went farther and farther on the road to becoming a monk.Becoming a Buddha is just around the corner.
Cow batch.
Xu He thought about it again.
Really awesome.
He listened to the group of classmates who didn't know the truth, and guessed the monk's origin with a mysterious expression.The feeling inside is quite fucked up.A few more peanuts were stuffed to make it less depressed.
Fortunately, the topic changed quickly, and another person who was famous in the capital recently was mentioned.
Su Shuangxu.
It's not a good reputation.
The dude who had been domineering for so many years finally kicked the iron plate, and the guards under him had no eyesight, so they accidentally abducted Xue Liuqing who was out to play in the street.He couldn't see people clearly because of the black lights, and Su Shuangxu was also drunk and wanted to strike. When he was about to succeed, people from Xue's residence rushed over.
Xue Liuqing cried into tears.
But Prime Minister Xue had the heart to peel Su Shuangxu's skin, and in a fit of rage, he sued the emperor.
This time Su Peiyu's pillow wind is useless.The emperor decreed to put Su Shuangxu in prison and let him repent in prison. When Xue Liuqing forgave him, when will he be released.
According to this will, Su Shuangxu might have to spend his whole life in prison.
Xu He chewed peanuts, his cheeks bulging.
Listening to this gossip, I recalled the day when the list was released.
Can't help being speechless, this Su Ergou is crazy, why doesn't he stop thinking about doing that thing all the time.
He was chewing peanuts when someone slapped him on the back.
When Xu He turned his head, he met Gu Xihuan's white and chubby face.
This disaster.
Xu He swallowed the peanut, looking fierce, "What are you doing!"
Gu Xihuan was aggrieved, "I don't think so, seeing you sitting here alone and no one chatting with you, I'm afraid you'll be bored."
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